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A rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava!
Again. Show me again
All right then
All right, hop on and hold on tight
All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom
Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.
And all that glitters is gold
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.
And I don't give a damn about my reputation.
And not a trace.
And so on and so forth.
And then I saw her face.
And then take love's true form.
And treat me like a Nostradamus was why I had to get my shine on.
And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed?
As I look.
As promised. Now hand it over.
Baby, baby, baby the way I'm feeling you.
Bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns.
But I don't understand.
Bye bye. See ya later.
Cool. You handle the dragon. I'll handle the stairs.
Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?
Enough! What are you doing in my house?
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running.
Get him! This way! Turn!
Get your game on, go play.
Get your game on, go play.
Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.
Good night.
Got ya!
He does. I can talk. I love to talk.
Here we have some rules Let us lay them down.
Hey! I can fly!
Hmm? With Shrek? You think... Wait
Homey touches? Like what?
Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.
I am king!
I break a little something to keep my mind on
I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
I can't just marry whoever I want.
I don't know. There are those who think little of him.
I don't think this is fit for a princess.
I get such a thrill when you looking my eyes.
I like my privacy.
I mean, white, sparkling teeth. I know you
I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and...
I swear! Oh! He can talk!
I was born outside
I was talking about the dragon, Shrek.
I'd really love to stay, but...
I'm a donkey on the edge!
I'm a freak an apparition
I'm filled with emotion.
I'm in love Ooh ahh
I'm on my way
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today.
I'm on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards...
I've tried to be fair to you creatures.
It is finally clear to me
It's just like wow.
It's like wow
It's like wow.
It's like... It's like Ooh ooh.
It's not somebody who's seen the light.
It's very spooky in here. I am not playing no games.
Magnitude really is the word I'm looking for.
Me, me, me.
Mmm. This is good. This is really good.
My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my truelove.
No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.
No! No!
No! Shrek! Shrek!
Not a trace
Nothing happened. We were just, uh...
Now I'm a believer Hey!
Now it seems I've got my head on straight.
Ogres are not like cakes
Oh oh oh It's a new romance.
Oh, dear!
Oh, girl, I'm so thankful that you are still mine.
Oh, no.
Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face.
Please tell me, baby if all this is true.
Please welcome Cinderella.
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you,
Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.
She think I'm a steed.
She will always be the only thing
She's married to the muffin man.
Shrek, what are you doing?
Shrek! I'm looking down!
Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?
Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen,
So let's be together for all of our time.
Standing in your light.
Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!
Ta, dah, dah, dah, wooh
Take love's true form. Take love's true form.
That champion shall have the honour... no, no... the privilege...
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
That's the way it seemed.
That's why I'm better off alone.
The things that would happen and we could achieve.
Then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day
They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods.
This horrible, ugly beast!
This is the part where you run away.
Three? One? Three?
Today one of you shall prove himself...
Turn the lights on, Come on, baby Let's just rewind the song.
Uh huh, uh huh Uh huh, uh huh.
Uh, thanks.
Watch me march to the beat of my own drum.
We go everywhere together.
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town.
Well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty.
Well, then who was she talking about?
What an unexpected way.
What are you doing in my swamp?
Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken
Whoa, over and over.
Whoa. Ho ID on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Yes, Shrek?
You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits.
You know what I think?
You know what?
You know, not everybody likes onions.
You rescued me! You're amazing. You're...
You're the home my heart's searched for.
Aah! All right. Nobody move
Can I hum it? All right, hum it.
Dead. You know, she's right.
Get her out of my sight
Got ya. I found some cheese
I wanna stay home today. Don't wanna go out
I wanna stay home today. Don't want no company.
King and queen. Mother Fletcher! He already said it.
Let go, Donkey! You let go.
Like wow. Everything feels right.
Now! Okay!
Oh oh oh, makes me wanna dance. Whoa oh oh, dance, yeah.
Oh, would you look at that? Oh, no. This is all my fault.
On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. Hey
Ooh! Uh!
Take it off. No!
Thanks. She's as nasty as you are.
The best years of our lives. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is my swamp! Our swamp.
to the union... Um...
Uh, no. Why not?
What he's basically saying is he likes to get... Paid.
Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. I'll get the firewood.
Why don't you want to talk about it? Why do you want to?
You are what you eat, I said. Now... No.