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Home > Shrek Forever After (2010) Soundboard
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A king and queen had a beautiful daughter named Fiona.
Actually, I was talking about the revolution
All right, as I was saying, when the smoke clears,
All right, Rumpel!
All right! Can I interest you in a mudslide? Slug and tonic?
All you have to do is help me get a kiss from Fiona.
And then take love's true form
As we head over the river and through the woods..
Because Fiona doesn't love me.
Boots? For a cat? Ha!
But now everybody knows who Rumpelstiltskin is
But things always work themselves out in the end, you'll see.
Could you do that ogre roar of yours for my son?
Cute. Real cute.
Daddy, he's getting away. Do something.
Dazzling, radiant fulfillment! All your greatest wishes.
Do you like white meat or dark meat?
Don't despair, fellow ogres!
Don't worry, Donkey. I'll get us our lives back
Donkey, stop with the singing, will you?
Down, Fifi. Get down!
Enjoy this while you can, Stiltskin, because when this day is up...
Feet be comfortable with the breeze on your toes
Fifi, no!
Fiona, don't say that. It does exist!
Fiona, hold on!
Fiona, the sunrise!
Fiona. I've never been better.
Fiona's old flame, the keeper of the keep...
Go away! Terms are in the details, balsa boy
Go back where you came from!
Griselda, seriously, it's time to pay the Piper.
Have the years of prim and pampery made me soft?
He's a big, big fan.
Help, please! Someone, anyone at all, help me!
Hey, Shrek! Are my babies cute, or do they make people feel uncomfortable?
Hey, we make a pretty good team.
Hey, you!
Hey! Now remember, don't eat the valet.
Hideous monster!
Hold on.
Hurry! We must get them away from the music!
I can't believe I let this happen, and it's all because of you!
I didn't spend all that time around them witches
I don't trust that woman, Harold. This may be our last hope.
I gotta say, Shrek, I envy you.
I guess I must have kicked him harder than I thought
I guess you can tell her yourself.
I know that the reason you turn human every day...
I love you, Daddy.
I'm glad I'm not you
I'm so happy I found you!
I'm stuck! Help!
I've never seen an ogre cry
If I was a dog, they'd call me Dog, not Donkey!
It would be just like the good old days, when your swamp was your castle.
It's a symbol of our love.
It's none of my business why you're upset.
Look out!
Look, move out or get crushed.
Look! A shooting star!
Looks like you got exactly what you wanted!
Maybe you missed orientation,
Mr. Shrek, would you sign our pitchforks?
My empire!
No one would have guessed that an ogre named Shrek,
No, I can't stop myself!
No, no, no!
Nobody needs your deals anymore, Grumpel Stinkypants!
Oh, good.
Oh, no! It's the Piper!
Oh, please, help!
Okay, got it!
Outhouse again!
Pardon me, guys! Watch your back
Preparation is half the battle!
Rat's done!
Right? Who's with me?
Sayonara, termites! Hello, acne!
Shrek! Shrek, wait! Wait, Shrek!
Since you were never born, once this day comes to an end, so will you
Smell it! Get it! Away you go, girl!
So Fiona waited in a tower, guarded by a dragon, until the day
So long!
Thanks to you, the King and Queen signed their kingdom over to me.
That I rescued you from the Dragon's Keep.
That means you have to give me anything I want.
That's my chimichanga stand.
The kiss didn't work...
Then it's up to me!
There's one!
They would have done anything
They'll reach the river by midnight
Things are getting real sloppy around here!
Through the loop!
True love's kiss led to marriage and ogre babies!
Used to be, you had to guess his name,
Watch your head
Well, let's see about that.
Well, while I'm at it, why don't I tell her
Well, you didn't expect him to make it easy for you
What a world! What a world!
What are you doing in my swamp?
What, are you crazy? That's the Dragon's Keep!
Where's Fiona?
Who are you?!
Who saved her?
Why don't you just tell her what you told me?
Yeah, I got that
Yeah, you know, we have put away a lot of ogres
You are free to pillage and terrorize as you please.
You have no idea.
You know what? I'm gonna give Rumpelstiltskin exactly what he wants.
You know what? If I got Fiona to kiss me once...
You know what'd help morale around here? Flip flop Fridays.
You should not be here, senor
You signed it
You spent half your life in a palace.
Your Highness! The Princess! She's been saved!
An innocent, mindless little baby. Take any of those days you want
Daddy, get up! Morning.
Do the roar. Roar
Ever... After.
Good morning. Good morning to you.
How? Convince her!
I don't like it. Pigs, we need another cake.
I'm still my own ogre! Yeah, you is!
Let go! Don't make Mama mad
Man, this is serious! Tell me about it
Monsieur Shrek. Howdy, Shrek!
No, thanks. Please? I'll be your best friend.
Play date! No!
Sure. And don't forget the candles.
We ate the other cakes. One roar, man.
What can we do? First, you must stop dancing!
Ya. What?
You licked it! No.
You unhand me, green devil! What are you doing?