Eddie Murphy Soundboard Edit

All right i'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?

America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free one can throw glass on the street.

And who are you I a man who's never tied his own shoes before

Do you think I overreacted do you the first reaction is usually the correct one

Do you want me to renounce my throne I will from this moment on I renounce my throne I am no longer the prince of zamunda I renounce my throne!

Does your apartment look poor yeah it's a real shithole you'll love it

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Ever open a champagne bottle I have seen it done before

Every time I talk about boxing a white man got to pull rocky marciano out their ass that's their one that's their one 'rocky marciano rocky marciano!'

From this moment on I command you not to obey me

Fuck Me #fuck me #fag #gay #eddie murphy #delirious

Fuck Me Up The Ass #gay #fag #fuck me #eddie murphy #delirious

Gay People #gay #eddie murphy #delirious

Good morning my neighbours! fuck you! yes! yes! fuck you too!

Goony Goo Goo

Have a coke and a smile and shut up

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk one cannot fly into flying that is not mine that is nietzsche's

Hey Boy #eddie murphy #gay #fag #delirious

Hey! hey who's going to clean up all these flowers

Homosexual #homo #gay #fag #eddie murphy #delirious

Hop on one leg

I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins where would you find such a woman in america

I'm sorry! #eddie murphy #nutty professor #apology #beg forgiveness #forgive me #apologize #sorry

It's also tradition that times must and always will change my friend

Just tell me you didn't love me when you thought I was a goat herder and I will never bother you again

No journey is too great when one finds what he seeks

No Problem #no problem #eddie murphy #delirious

Not Funny #funny not #not funny #eddie murphy #delirious

Only dogs are to obey if you truly love your wife you'll value her opinion

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So you say you can have a woman who will obey your every command but you'd rather have a woman who has an opinion

Well the life of a goat herder is not that demanding the goats pretty much take care of themselves which leaves a man with a great deal of time to read

When you think of garbage think of akeem

Why!? #eddie murphy #nutty professor #why #mourn #sad #devastated

Yeah

Yes yes where i'm from we have to be very aggressive i'm all for that especially with women

You see it is working! he has accepted us as equals