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A Butt Load of Crap About the Gospel #nacho libre #they dont think i know anything #but i do #the gospel
Anaconda Squeeze #hug #tight hug #anaconda squeeze #nacho libre #jack black #hugging #wrestling
And Beneath the Man..
And that is a crazy lady
Anyways I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night for some toast
Be Grateful #be grateful #gross #sneeze #especially delicious
Be grateful Pablo, today it is especially delicious
Be patient brother this too shall pass
Big Kiss, Little Hug #nacho libre #hugs and kisses #xs and os #end of letter
But going pro is not that easy it's political obviously
But I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world
But My Life Is Good #nacho libre #jack black #my life is good #really good #monk
But sister they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles
But These Are My Recreation Clothes #nacho libre #flexing the butt #flirt
But why
But you are tall and fast like a gazelle you can do it
But you are wrong i'm still alive
But you know whatever
Can I come in
Chancho
Chancho I need to borrow some sweats
Chancho! chancho!
Chancho! put him down! put him down chancho!
Definitely
Diarrhea since Easters #nacho libre #diarrhea since easters #diarrhea
Did you not tell them that they were the lord's chips
Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name and I used my strength to rip my blouse
Don't be crazy
Don't worry I won't tell nobody
Don't worry i'll take care of it
Don't you see your skills plus my skills in the ring tag team
Don't You Want a Little Taste of the Glory #nacho libre #taste of glory #what does it taste like #no
Don't you want a little taste of the glory see what it tastes like
Don’t you want a little taste of the glory?
Eagle eggs
Eagle powers come to me! please!
Earth to steven
Encarnación
Encarnacion encarnacion encarnacion encarnacion
Forced Baptism #nacho libre #thought it would be a good idea #we have a tough match tonight #praise the lord
Fun to wrestle
Get that corn outta my face #nacho #libre #nacholibre #jackblack
Give me a boost
Give me a second
Go go away! read some books!
Go go go go go
Go lay down
Go now so that sister and I may talk of holy things
Go on I made them
Go! Go away!
God be with you ignacio
Good luck
Good night
Good toast
Have I focused too much on my boots and all my fame and my stretchy pants
He Does Not Dance at the Parties #nacho libre #song for ramses #does not dance
Hello! i'm talking to you I will come save me a piece of that corn save me a piece of that corn for later
Here is your big duty huh
Here we have the corn the best in the city it's delicious
Hey how you doing
Hey let go my blouse
Hey that's my ball!
Hey we're not allowed to watch that
Hey!
Hey! can't you see this woman's a nun
Hey! hey! tag me!
Hey! listen to me! hey! mucho take it easy I need your help
His eagle eggs possess magical powers
How come how come you think
How come we can't ever have just like a salad
How come you have not been baptized
How did you find me here
How did you get up here so fast secret tunnels
How do you know him
How's it going
Hug hug kiss kiss hug hug big kiss little hug kiss kiss little kiss
Hug, hug, kiss, kiss..
I am esqueleto the luchador
I am nacho the luchador
I am singing at the party I am singing it's my turn to sing at the party
I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun okay
I ate some bugs I ate some grass
I believe in science #believe in science #dont believe in god #atheist #science
I don't believe in god I believe in science
I don't belong out there and I don't belong in here so i'm going into the wilderness probably to die
I Don't Know Why You are Always Judging Me #nacho libre #why you judging me #dont judge me
I don't think I can lift you you are too fat
I get to wake up every morning at 5 a.m
I hate all the orphans in the whole world
I Hate Orphans #nacho libre #orphans #i hate them
I hate them #hater #dislike #thumbs down
I have an idea
I Have Had Diarrhea Since Easter #nacho libre #diarrhea #your only job is to cook #this is terrible #gross food
I have some news
I hope to see you again little chancho
I just need to borrow some sweats
I knew it he is not a man of god
I know
I know it is fun to wrestle a nice pile drive to the face or a punch to the face but you cannot do it because it is in the bible not to wrestle your neighbor
I know you don't like wrestling but know that I am leaving all my monies to the orphans
I like serving the lord hiking play volleyball
I like your cow
I looked like a fool last night! what took you so long
I love you
I mean we're gonna be pros
I mean yes they may have the appearance of riches but beneath the clothes we find a man and beneath a man we find his nucleus
I only believe in science #i dont know why you always have to be judging me #science
I wanna be a great fighter but I can't even beat a couple of guys in the street
I wanna win! #dont wanna get paid to lose #paid to lose #want to win #jack black
I was wondering if the children could get a signature from you and maybe a picture
I'll take the pony
I'm a friar i'm not for that world
I'm a little concerned right now about your salvation and stuff
I'm ignacio
I'm not listening to you #nacho libre #im not listening to you #im not listening #jack black #i wont hear it #not listening #crazy
I'm not listening to you you only believe in science that's probably why we never win
I'm not listening to you you're crazy
I'm serious!
I'm sick of hearing about your stupid orphans
I've been gone because I had a lot of church y opportunities lately outside of the orphanage
I've been here i've been sleeping
I’m a little concerned right now, about your salvation
I’m not listening to you, you only believe in science
If we win we get 200 pesos!
In a frilly shirt and slacks
In order for you to become empowered by the eagle you must climb that cliff find the egg crack open one of them and then swallow the yolk
It Sucks to Be Me Right Now #nacho libre #sucks to be me #mad
It sucks to be me right now!
It's the Best #nacho libre #the best #i love it #jack black #monk
It's the best I love it
It's very late ignacio
Kind of
Know that I've always loved you, as a brother in God
Lay in bed all my life..
Leftovers enjoy
Let's Get Down to the Nitty Gritty #nacho libre #nitty gritty #so anyways
Like what
Listen I don't like the way those guys just looked at you
Listen I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies and the clothes and the free creams and lotions but my life is good really good
Listen the kids are orphans they like you you are the best
Listen the people they like you guys
Listen to me! today I have the chance of a lifetime but first I need a man
Look alive!
Lucha libre it's a sin
May he rest in peace
May He Rest in Peace #nacho libre #jack black #not quite dead yet #shock #rip
My Favorite Animal is Poopies #nacho libre #sister encarnacion #favorite animal #puppies #mispronunciation
My favorite animal is puppies
My mother gave it to me before she died it was her lucky machete you can have it
My turn to sing at the party
My turn to sing at the party #nacho libre #jack black #party #singing #dancing #bash #festivity #get together
Nacho
Nacho i'm telling you this is for reals
Nacho! (2)
Nacho! nacho! nacho!
Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho!
Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! (2)
Nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho! nacho!
Nacho's Unique Training #nacho libre #training #bull fighting
Nachoooooo! #nacho libre #jack black #nachoooo #shouting #nacho lover
Nipple twist!
No if you fight for something noble or for someone who needs your help only then will god bless you in battle
No problem we are dancing
No way
Okay
Okay (2)
Okay if I win tonight at the battle jam I will know that you bless my mission and that you want me to be a wrestling servant of you
Okay let me see what I can do
Okay maybe I am not meant for these duties cooking duty dead guy duty
Okay my friend this one's yours what this one yours
Okay new game go get it!
Okay orphans listen to me listen to ignacio
Okay vertebrae kick!
Okay you ready you messed with the wrong guy this time
Okay, orphans
People cheer for him but he is a false idol
Precious father why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior
Ra pa pa pa bi
Ramses how are you
Read Some Books #nacho libre #read some books #stop playing around #behave yourself
Release! release!
Roll you fool!
Say it again to my face
See ya! #jack black #see you #see you later #goodbye #bye #peace out #motorcycle #moped
See you
Semental! semental! semental! semental!
Senor ramon
Shall I sing it for you
She hails from the oaxaca parish convent of the immaculate heart sisters lady mountains of guadalupe
Silence brothers
So anyways let's get down to the nitty gritty
So now you got a little taste of what I do it's pretty dang exciting huh
So what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk my moves will become the best in the whole world
So you enjoy yourself here at the brotherhood
So you’ve never wrestled? –Me? No..
Some say wrestlers make bad lovers that they save themselves for the ring
Somebody stole them
Something good inside me helps me to carry on
Sometimes You Wear Stretchy Pants #nacho libre #stretchy pants #in your room #when youre a man #its for fun
Sorry
Steven! come here
Sure
Surprise
Tag tag! tag!
That didn't hurt!
That is where I get the day old chips over in a secret place
That party was lame I hate that place
The children I love the children they are my heart
The childrens need a real hero
The lord
The orphans they need me and I have forsaken them
The shoe!
The winner will fight ramses in exhibition in front of 5000 people
Then we must go pro!
Then you will be a pro
They are Just Ninos Trying to Release Their Wiggles #nacho libre #kids wrestling #rambunctious kids #kids will be kids
This man lived a good life
This party's gonna be crazy
Those eggs were a lie steven a lie! they gave me no eagle powers! they gave me no nutrients!
Those guys were a couple of wussies huh
To kiss your mouth i'd break my vow
To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow, no, no, no!