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All I can get
Are you crazy those guys are retards!
Boy let me tell you something you know them chains ain't medals you get them for making mistakes
But they didn't get my mind right not with no stick no sir
Dying boy he can have this little life any time he wants to you hear that huh you hear it
Give 'em the old time hockey!
How do you take your pants off well best way is to get rid of them leg irons
I ain't heard that much worth listening to just a lot of guys laying down a lot of rules and regulations
I never planned anything in my life
I wish you'd stop being so good to me captain
I'm driving up and I say to myself who cares about florida
I've done enough world shaking for a while you do the rest of it for me
Inside outside all them rules and regulations and bosses
It ain't mean enough put some blood in there show somebody getting hurt a groin injury!
It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out
It's their rink it's their ice and it's their fucking town but tonight we got our fans with us!
Man you sure can shoot
Oh boy she knows exactly what she's doing she's driving us crazy and loving every minute of it
Picture's a phony I had it made up for you guys
Put the fucking map of florida in the background get some tits in there
That situation is gonna be changed I guarantee you
They don't want you to score goals they want blood they're booing you
This cop kept looking wondering what somebody looks like me dressed in state issue was doing driving a shiny new buggy
Violence is killing this sport it's dragging it through the mud
We got a whole new attitude
We got a whole new attitude it's bringing us a lot of success!
What I done with myself is my own problem
What we got here is a failure to communicate
Yeah it's my last game and I wanna play it straight
Yeah well sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand
Yeah well that ought to be easy for a genuine son of a bitch
Yeah well the man wants speed let's just give it to him
You know your son looks like a fag to me you better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say jack robinson
You never did wanna live forever I mean it wasn't such a hell of a life
You're a goalie you're supposed to be like that