Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Soundboard Edit

Ahh!

Ahh.

All clear.

All right, guys. Let's focus up.

All right? There it is. What do you love?

And I'm going to look good.

And I'm Ron Burgundy.

And my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

And see if she likes the goods.

And suits so fine

And that's it!

And this cat show thing is grade A baloney.

Are you and Champ having a good time, Ron?

Are you ready for our rendezvous?

Are you sure, Ed?

As far as I'm concerned, Corningstone's fair game.

As one professional helping another professional,

Assemble!

Bang, boom, they were showing lasers

Baxter!

Be about a cat fashion show.

Because the only way to win is to be the best.

Because the struggle I've

Begin!

Brian Fantana went on to have great success

Brick, before I let you go,

Brick, I thought you said this was a shortcut.

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Burgundy! Burgundy!

Champ, come on. Come on!

Channel 4 News,

Corningstone disappeared in the midst of the biggest story of the year.

Do it.

Ed, hold on. I want to say a few words.

Ed, I'll be down there.

Ed, let's hold on. Let's count to 10.

Everyone here knows it.

Everyone, just relax. All right?

Excuse me.

Fellas!

Fire up, Ronnie!

For the Channel 4 News Team, I'm Ron Burgundy.

For the last time, anything you put on that prompter,

Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys?

Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy,

Have some chicken, maybe some sex.

He said "heinie"!

He's a live bear. He will literally rip your face off."

Helen said that you needed to see me?

Hello, this is Ron.

Help.

Hey, everybody! Shut the hell up! Ron Burgundy's on!

Hey!

How are you? You look awfully nice tonight. Hmm?

How'd you do that?

Hyah! Hyah!

I don't know what it means.

I drank a lava lamp. It wasn't lava.

I friggin' love you!

I guess I have to take you at your word,

I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what

I look like hell. I got bags under my eyes.

I love lamp! I love lamp.

I love Scotch. Scotchy, Scotch, Scotch.

I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I miss I miss your scent.

I said

I wanna be on you.

I want a shot of that panda being born!

I want to be friends with it.

I will be in makeup.

I'm lead anchor Veronica Corningstone.

I'm Ron Burgundy?

I'm Ron Burgundy.

Iet's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

If I'm a dullard, you're the, uh, the dull

If you want to throw down, fine.

Iike a flaming golden hawk:

In a daring early morning robbery.

In an abandoned pool.

In the side with a pair of steel toed boots.

It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said.

It's actually an optical illusion.

It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it?

It's clear now.

It's not flattering in the crotchal region.

It's ringing.

It's so damn hot!

Jeez.

Just go get someone. Please.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?

Ladies can do stuff now.

Like, you're a dirty bitch.

Look! They're following their mother!

Look.

Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.

Mr. Harken, I was just wondering

News team, assemble!

News team, let's hunt.

News team!

No commercials! No mercy!

No, Ron, I'm not!

No, Ron's coming.

No!

No. The other thing.

Now, before we do this, let's go over the ground rules.

Oh, Baxter!

Oh, God!

Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.

Oh, my God, you did!

Oh, Ron.

Oh, whoa, whoa. Network talent scout.

Oh!

Oh! Hot pot of coffee!

Oh! Oh, Baxter, you're still alive!

Oh.

Okay. Bye bye.

Ow!

Proudly reporting once again for Channel 4 News

Ron Burgundy

Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee.

Ron Burgundy had never heard that song.

Ron, don't.

Ron, I think you've got a story to report.

Ron, there are literally thousands of men

Rub Vaseline all over your heinie

Rule number one:

San Diegans out in front of the station.

She's looking this way.

She's turning the entire office against us.

Sherri, meet Ron Burgundy

Shh!

So when he fell, he fell hard.

Sorry. Sorry.

That is never gonna happen if everyone in San Diego

That's all.

That's what he did!

That's wonderful! Thank you!

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

The team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at 9:00 instead of 8:00.

There was a time, a time before cable,

There's a network talent scout over there.

There's somebody in the bear pit!

They don't take into account houses that have

They made Sinatra look like a hobo.

Thinks that I'm your bimbo gal pal.

This is hard!

Those bears are gonna hurt them!

Tip of the cap to you as well, Miss Corningstone.

Tits McGee is on vacation.

Today we spell redemption

Uh oh. Here comes trouble.

Uncle Jonathan's corncob pipe!

Up to you.

Very good.

We woke up the mama.

We're on in 10. Good luck, lady.

We've been coming to the same party for 12 years,

Well, for all of us here at Channel 4 News,

Well, I could be wrong,

Well, I'll be. Ron Burgundy.

What are you

What Brian didn't tell you

What did you say your name was?

What the hell, bro'?

When do we get started?

When the clock struck 6:00,

When you left, the hurt was so deep.

Whenever you like.

Where's your mommy?

Whoa, Ron, I don't want to sound cruel, but

Whoa!

Why did you say that? Why?

Will you follow me again?

Wow. Quite a drink order.

You boys walkin' around and talkin' things through?

You kill me, Burgundy.

You know, I understand that, uh,

You were amazing.

You're live, Mr. Burgundy

You've gotta meet this girl.

# And I like to cut # Hey, nut job!

# Doo doo doo. # Ron!

# Who's that lady? # Hello.

Are you okay? Shh!

Brian. You having a good time?

How does the hair look? Magnificent.

I'm having a great time. That makes two of us.

Is there an anchorman there? Hold on.

Let 'em work it out! It's between the two of them!

Okay. Yes.

Ron, I've got to fire you. I've got to fire you.

Simply vanished. How do you lose your lead anchor?

Uh, Champ? Yeah.

Where the hell is he? He'll be here.

You asked me to come by, sir. Oh, did l?

...with a Channel 4 News exclusive.

# Afternoon delight. #

# Can you dig it? Can you dig it? #

# Carry on, my wayward son #

# I'm gonna make her mine if it takes all night #

# In my heart your smile has opened up the door #

# Lay your weary head to rest #

# Lay your weary head to rest #

# My little gentleman

# She got the way to groove me... #

# She got the way to move me #

# That's what I want you to do... #

# There'll be peace when you are done #

♫ Boo! Afternoon delight... ♫