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Vitruvius Soundboard

Vitruvius Soundboard

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Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW)
All of this is true because it rhymes
And yet your mind is already so prodigiously empty that there is nothing in it to clear away in the first place
Believe I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true
Did you just call me old yeah so what well junebug I really prefer the word experienced!
Do you have the instructions no you must create the instructions in your mind my liege
Emmet you didn't let me finish earlier because I died
For I see everything! unh! my eyes! ow!
I just need to give the secret knock
I know that sounds like a cat poster but it's true
It's wyldstyle are you a dj
Look at what you did when you believed you were special you just need to believe it some more
The prophecy I made it up what I made it up it's not true
The special will now give an eloquent speech
Vitruvius which way to cloud cuckooland head for the big bright thing in the sky you mean the sun yeah yeah that's it
You must listen what i'm about to tell you will change the course of history