The Lego Movie (2014) Edit

A "Special One"?

A corrupted spirit is no match for the purity of imagina

A double decker couch?

A face in the crowd...

A house divided against itself would be better...

A Special One with face of yellow

A way to keep things exactly the way they are supposed to be.

A wondrous land...

Aah! I can't move!

Aah! I've got pigs! I hate pigs!

Aah! Oh, my gosh. My hands are stuck. My legs are stuck as well.

About the Piece of Resistance.

Act normal.

Actually, it's a highly sophisticated interlocking brick system.

After a while, crocodile.

Ah! Is that Superman?

Ah! No, wait, guys!

Ah. Bubble gums.

Ah. Okay. Race car.

Aha. Take that!

All I want is the Piece of Resistance.

All I'm asking for is total perfection.

All of this that you see before you...

All of those are my friends! No, stop it!

All of you have the ability inside of you to be a groundbreaker.

All right, everyone.

All right, here it comes. My secret weapon...

All right, we need a red four piece unit over at the

All right.

All the MasterBuilders you've captured over the years...

All those bricks, you can build anything you want.

All units, attack that spaceship.

All units, attack the sub!

All you have to do is to believe.

ALL: "Honey, where's my pants?"

ALL: Emmet!

ALL: Everything is cool When you're part of a team

ALL: Go, Sports Team!

ALL: Good morning, city!

ALL: Ready? Break.

Also...

Although...

Always root for the local sports team.

Am I right, guys?

And always be sure to keep the soap out of your ! Aah!

And be the greatest Most interesting

And by the way, I found a few of your friends.

And don't forget Taco Tuesday's coming next week!

And don't forget us MasterBuilders.

And even though they seemed weird...

And Harry...

And he stole the mysterious...

And he stole the mysterious...

And he was just like all of you.

And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart...

And I know it's going to be really hard, but

And I know that sounds super mature. It's just...

And I mean literally!

And I owe you an apology...

And I'll tell you me tale of woe.

And I'm gonna tell you something:

And I'm not what you'd call a "creative type."

And it made me wanna do everything I could...

And it's not just you, Bad Cop, that keeps messing up my plans.

And not everybody can fit on my one couch...

And now we have to finish what he started...

And Octan, they make good stuff.

And organs.

And so is everyone.

And sometimes, very, very dark gray.

And that's it. Check.

And the metal one too. All dudes.

And the next minute, you're nobody.

And the prophecy states...

And then...

And there be a mysterious room called the Think Tank.

And there's also no consistency.

And those of us who remained...

And to think for a moment I thought I might be.

And to think I was going to follow you to the end of the universe.

And we search for the Piece of Resistance.

And with a noble army at the helm

And you are capable of amazing things...

And you are right.

And, by the way, I have a boyfriend.

And, like, where we are in time.

And, you know, if Batman can't see that, then he's just

Any chain restaurant.

Any idea is a good idea...

Anyone know what this is, and do you need it?

Anyway, you guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed.

Anyways, I don't think that's you.

Are you insane?

Are you kidding me?

Are you ready, my son?

Are you the student I used to have...

Argh! I can't move!

Arr, if only there were more people in the world like he.

Arr, there be too many Micro managers!

As you wish, Dubbledore.

Avast, mateys!

Awesome!

Babe, look, if this relationship is ever gonna work between us...

Babe!

Babe?

Back from the dead, Brickowski?

BAD COP [IN DISTORTED VOICE]: Wake up. EMMET: Ugh.

Bad Cop is waiting for you in your office.

Bad Cop, he could still be alive! The Piece could still be out there.

Bad Cop, you see what I'm talking about?

BAD COP: All units...

BAD COP: Come on, wake up!

BAD COP: Copy that.

BAD COP: Ruh roh. It's the bad guys.

BAD COP: The Special's in the northwest quadrant.

BAD COP: There he is.

BAD COP: What?

Bad Cop?

Bad Cop.

Bang, bang, bang bang bang bang!

BARRY [ON TV]: Look at Randy here.

BARRY: Harry's the best!

Batman is the worst person I've ever met.

Batman, there's something I need to say to you.

BATMAN: Hey, babe. What?

BATMAN: Pow. Wham. Ka zap.

BATMAN: What do I even ? I can't !

BATMAN: Yeah, but it's gonna look really cool.

BATMAN: Yes, this is real music.

Batman!

Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding.

Be careful.

Be ye disabling of yon shield.

Because he's not even a MasterBuilder. Watch.

Because I died.

Because I see a heavenly body.

Because it rhymes

Because it's Kragled. Machine gum!

Because the only thing anyone needs to be special...

Behold...

Benny and Metal Beard...

Benny, what's going on?

BENNY: Disable the shield!

BENNY: Disable the shield! Come on!

BENNY: Disable the shield. EMMET: Now.

BENNY: Emmet, you'll think of something, right? Like you always do.

Black hole

Blacked out windows

Blah, blah, blah.

Boom!

Boom!

BOY: It's your turn to be the hero.

Break the ground!

Bring me the fleece crested Scepter of Q Teep...

Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises.

Bruce Wayne? Uh, who's that?

Brush your teeth.

Build away, whatever your name is.

Build something! Build something!

BUSINESS [OVER PA]: Attention, everyone.

BUSINESS ROBOT: Coffee sales are through the roof, sir.

Business, business, business. Numbers.

BUSINESS: As you can see, they're loading the Kragle in a big machine upstairs.

BUSINESS: Bad Cop, unfortunately, I'm gonna have to leave you here to die.

BUSINESS: Don't worry about this big black...

BUSINESS: Get back to where you were!

BUSINESS: Hello, everybody!

BUSINESS: Hey.

BUSINESS: Hold still, you guys.

BUSINESS: I'm just gonna make sure it doesn't happen again.

BUSINESS: It must be weird.

BUSINESS: Set the electric shocker to 100 Mississippi.

BUSINESS: The Kragle. The most powerful super weapon...

BUSINESS: What is going on?

BUSINESS: Yeah! I know!

But as unspecial as I am...

But he's such a good guy.

But here we go.

But how can I just decide to believe that I'm special...

But I can't do any of the stuff...

But I have a way to fix that.

But I just said that.

But I was just playing

But I'm angry with you for some reason.

But President Business was confused by all the chaos.

But still on a Tuesday!

But that means I'm just

But the way I'm using it makes it an adult thing.

But there is a way out of this.

But won't they notice their hyperdrive is missing?

But you can't build all of them at once.

But you can't work together as a team.

But, Dad, you don't understand.

But, you know, it has cup holders.

Butterflies.

Can't get much worse than this.

Check out the lyrics.

Chicken wings? I love chicken wings!

Ciao.

Comb your hair. Hmm.

Come on, guys!

Come on, you can't be this stupid.

Come on!

Come with me if you wanna not die.

COMMAND BOT: Attention, everybody! Incoming speaker delivery!

COMPUTER: 13 Mississippi... No!

COMPUTER: 18 Mississippi...

COMPUTER: Activate helmet.

COMPUTER: Beginning zapping termination...

COMPUTER: Motion sensors triggered in Sector 12.

Continued darkness

Cool! Talking computer.

Cool. What kind of sound system does it have?

Cotton candy.

Cover the what?

Cover your butt.

Cover? Cover for what?

COWBOY: Y'all want a giant turkey leg?

COWBOYS: Yee haw!

Croissants? I love croissants.

Cuckooland? Wait. What happened to that whole training part?

Curtains drawn

Cut! Ha, ha!

Dang it.

Dark, brooding...

Darkness

Darn, darn, darn, darny darn!

Defend yourselves.

Diabolical.

Did ye not hear me whole story...

Did you see Where Are My Pants? last night?

Did you take the top off of the tower?

Didn't you hear him?

Disable the shield!

Disable the shield.

Do it.

Do not eat me. Please.

Do you have any idea what that does to your colon?

Do you think Zeppelins are a bad investment?

Do you want to sit down and talk about it?

Does anyone have any ideas?

Does anyone have some Kryptonite that they could give me?

Don't be so serious.

Don't brake! Go! Don't stop! Go! Now!

Don't forget to smile.

Don't let The Special get away.

Don't worry, Dad, I read your dumb instructions. Stop yelling at me.

Don't worry, Emmet.

Don't worry, Superman.

Dragon!

Draw a cowboy hat on him.

Drop off dry cleaning before noon.

EMMET [WHISPERING]: That's the signal...

Emmet had ideas.

Emmet, don't worry about what the others are doing.

Emmet, go!

Emmet, just given what's around you...

Emmet, thank you.

Emmet, that should give you enough time...

Emmet, this is my boyfriend, Batman.

Emmet, we need to attach the wheel to something that spins around.

Emmet, you didn't let me finish earlier.

Emmet, you had a vision.

EMMET: "Step three: Exercise."

EMMET: Abraham Lincoln!

EMMET: Ah, perfect.

EMMET: Always return a compliment.

EMMET: Am I just gonna keep...

EMMET: Can't we build something? Hey! I'm Ben. But you can call me Benny.

EMMET: Classic episode.

EMMET: Does he have, like, super gross hands...

EMMET: Drink overpriced coffee.

EMMET: Hey, uh, I WYLDSTYLE: Hang on, sir.

EMMET: Hey, uh, listen. You think you can explain why I'm dressed like this...

EMMET: I gotta get the Piece of Resistance.

EMMET: Lord Business.

EMMET: Lucy.

EMMET: Mm hm.

EMMET: Mm hm.

EMMET: Move!

EMMET: No!

EMMET: Oh, boy!

EMMET: Oh, man.

EMMET: Once inside, they'll use their technical know how...

EMMET: Ow.

EMMET: Step 12: Obey all traffic signs and regulations.

EMMET: Step five:

EMMET: Step one:

EMMET: Step six: Batman and Unikitty go into the boardroom...

EMMET: Step three: We break into Lord Business' office...

EMMET: Step two:

EMMET: Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

EMMET: Stop!

EMMET: Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!

EMMET: Take that! Ha, ha!

EMMET: Thanks, Gail. WORKER 4: Guys, watch me drill this down.

EMMET: The Man Upstairs?

EMMET: Then once the instructions are printed...

EMMET: There's no signs or anything.

EMMET: Uh, is this Cloud Cuckooland? I don't see any clouds.

EMMET: Uh, these are the city limits.

EMMET: Uh...

EMMET: What are you doing?

EMMET: What was that?

EMMET: Whoa!

EMMET: Whoa!

EMMET: Wyldstyle!

EMMET: You mean the sun? VITRUVIUS: Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

Emmet!

Emmet!

End of the line.

Even if, you know...

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool When you're part of a team

Ew. Get your retro space stuff out of my area.

Exactly. And a bunch of weird, dorky stuff...

Favorite song?

Favorite TV show?

Fine!

Fine. Fine. Fine.

Finn, did you make all of this?

Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called:

FINN: I think I saw the X Acto over there near Middle Zealand.

FINN: Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!

FINN: Uh, Dad? Yeah.

Fire!

Fire!

First law of the sea...

First try!

Flame test.

For I see everything!

For instance, one time I wanted to have...

Found your pants. Series is over. Benny...

Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckooland. Now...

From its hiding refuge underground

GAIL [ON TV]: Wait, I'm so confused. Who are we talking about?

Gail doesn't remember me?

Gail is perky. That's something.

Get it off me! Get it off me! Aah!

Get off my train.

Giant sausages? No way!

Give me a break!

Glad to hear it. Let's rebuild that roof to be even higher!

Go ahead, man. You got this.

Go ahead...

Go! Now's your...

Good luck, Emmet.

Good morning, apartment!

Good morning, ceiling. Good morning, floor!

Good morning, doorway! Good morning, wall.

Good night! Come here!

Goodbye.

Gosh, I'm so sorry, Unikitty.

Great call.

Great idea, babe!

Great idea, but how will we get there?

Great. Aah!

Great. You drive.

GREEN LANTERN: Didn't Krypton blow up?

GREEN LANTERN: Uh, hello, neighbor. Oh, no.

GREEN LANTERN: You wanna sit together at the meeting?

Green Ninja...

Greetings, all!

Guys, look, a rainbow.

Guys, no, no, no. It's not my fault.

Ha, ha!

Ha, ha! Fire in the hole!

Ha, ha. That's not true.

Hang on, sir!

Hang tight!

Have a great day, everybody!

Have I ever shown you my relic collection?

Have the young man step forward.

He doesn't even know about The Man Upstairs.

He is a ordinary, regular...

He is coming.

He likes sausage. That's something.

He needs to see that he can.

He was so good at fitting in, no one ever saw him.

He would like you to come to his office immediately.

He... He saved us.

He'd say something adorable like...

He's gonna ram us.

He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero.

He's not that special.

Heh. How scary can someone's office be?

Heh. The double decker couch.

Hello.

Hello. I'm Emmet.

Here in Cloud Cuckooland...

Here. Give that to me.

Here's how we do it pirate style!

Here's how we do it pirate style!

Here's the thing.

Hey, brah.

Hey, don't eat me. Don't eat me.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, pal, I hate to tell you this...

Hey, Plantie, what do you wanna do this morning?

Hey, who wants to share a croissant with this guy?

Hey, you gotta be there for me.

Hey, you know what? Ask all my friends. They'll tell you.

Hey! Heh. That's not so bad.

Hey! I did it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, buddy! I'm your friendly neighborhood police officer!

Hi, everybody! How's the melting goi ?

Hi, I'm President Business...

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty...

Hi?

Hilarious. That never gets old.

Ho ho!

Honey, where are my pants?

Honey, where are my...

How did that happen?

How does anyone know what not to do?

How will we get inside?

How's it going in the big city?

I I don't Where am I? What's happening?

I "believe" you too.

I always believed in you, Emmet.

I am a blind man and cannot see.

I am a MasterBuilder.

I am Ghost Vitruvius.

I am so pumped up!

I am the computer.

I arrived...

I barely made it out of that...

I be leaving this lost cause!

I call them the dogs. Listen to them bark!

I can build a spaceship. Watch.

I can feel you.

I can get us anywhere.

I can see everything.

I can still save them!

I can't break him. Take him to the melting chamber.

I can't control it much longer!

I can't do it.

I can't do this!

I can't make any sense of it.

I could build a spaceship!

I could?

I did?

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't like goodbyes. Let's just call this:

I don't think he's ever had an original thought. In his life.

I don't.

I feel like maybe I should touch that.

I gotta move.

I guess this might be goodbye.

I had this weird dream when I touched the Piece.

I had to replace every part of my once strapping...

I hate this place.

I have a drive on.

I have a job to do.

I hear it's super painful to take off.

I just need to give the secret knock.

I knew that was suspicious. There's no time to lose.

I know it's hard to understand...

I know that guy but I know, like, zippy zap about him.

I know things seem kind of bad right now.

I know what you're thinking:

I know you do, sir. Please don't.

I know you put on this tough act...

I know, I'm doing my best...

I made it up. It's not true.

I may not be a MasterBuilder.

I may not have a lot of experience...

I mean, all he does is say yes...

I mean, it's not like a big gigantic ship...

I mean...

I need a 1 by 2 key hole.

I need everyone, repeat: everyone, to go after The Special.

I never got a trophy just for showing up!

I never have any ideas.

I really like that name.

I said "every man for himself."

I see you've accidentally wandered into my Think Tank.

I super hate you.

I think I got it...

I think I heard a whoosh.

I think we could use wings and rocket boosters.

I think.

I wanna do it so bad.

I wanna go home!

I wanted it to be me, okay?

I wanted to be The Special.

I was wrong.

I watched Lord Business' forces completely overlook it.

I will text you.

I would not rather he died.

I'll do it on your parents!

I'll hold these guys off. You go stop them. Yay!

I'm Batman.

I'm Gandalf!

I'm going to the sports bar after work tonight.

I'm just a construction worker.

I'm just gonna come right out.

I'm just saying, you were all, "He's not The Special, Vitruvius.

I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world.

I'm not hearing a lot of activity here.

I'm not mean. What are you talking about?

I'm not some special little snowflake...

I'm not The Special?

I'm not The Special.

I'm not trying to bail!

I'm so pretty. I like you.

I'm, uh I'm Wyldstyle.

I've built a hundred just like them back in the city.

I've never heard of that man, whom I am not.

Ideas so dumb and bad...

If anybody has black parts, I need them, okay?

If I could get the attention of the smaller creature...

If only Emmet were here to see this.

If the construction guy...

If The Man Upstairs chose him to be The Special...

If we can just get in, I know where the air ducts and wiring are located.

If you do one more thing, I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon.

If you're sitting on the bottom and you're watching TV...

If...

In a spaceship.

In fact, I'm not all that smart.

In the basement

Introducing the double decker couch.

Is share a meal with the special people in my life.

Is that last name "Butt," first name "Your," or is it ?

Is that the Office Tower?

Is this another vision?

Is this The Man ?

Isn't there supposed to also be ?

Isn't there supposed to be a good cop?

It be over.

It didn't break!

It makes me just wanna pick up whoever...

It means I don't believe you!

It might have been that cop. He said something about the Kragle.

It really kind of depends on

It wasn't totally pointless after all.

It will be known as Freedom Friday!

It won't come off! It's chasing me!

It's a double decker couch.

It's about all of us.

It's about how I'm an orphan.

It's brilliant, sir, that you pretended to be a useless nobody...

It's gone.

It's Green Lantern.

It's just business.

It's just going great, if somebody would listen to me!

It's like the opposite of happiness.

It's my hand. I want you to take it.

It's not personal.

It's party time!

It's super serious.

It's the one thing that stayed together.

It's the Orb of Tee ti list!

It's the perfect cover.

It's up to you now, Emmet.

It's you?

JEFF: Meow. Meow.

JIM: But, you know, he's not, like...

Jump on. Let's go!

Jumping jacks. Hit them!

Just imagine what could happen if you did that.

Just stop it!

Keep it up, guys.

Kind of makes it better

Kind of makes it better

KNIGHT: Tallyho!

Kragle. I know that.

LANDO: Come on, Chewie, hit the hyperdrive.

Lasers...

Let me show you how it's done.

Let me try.

Let's do this.

Let's fly!

Let's get him, fellas!

Let's get these prisoners back to Lord Business...

Let's get this gunk off this construction worker.

Let's go! We need to get Emmet out of here.

Let's hold hands.

Let's not talk about my name!

Let's take extra care to follow the instructions, or you'll be put to sleep.

Light sequence.

Like an underwater spaceship!

Like eagle talons mixed with squid?

Listen up! We need new instructions for a speaker system for the TAKOS.

Look at all of these things that people built.

Look at what you did when you believed you were special.

Look, everybody, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it

Look, I'm sorry, okay? You just

Look, it's not my fault!

Look, um, I watch a lot of cop shows on TV.

Lord Business.

Lord Business. I know The Special got away, but

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy.

Ma, scoot...

MAN 1 [ON SCREEN]: What's going on? I can't move!

MAN 1: Good morning, city! MAN 2: Good morning, city!

MAN 1: You're not even a bit special.

MAN 2 [ON SCREEN]: Please, please! Won't somebody help us?

MAN 2: You're a huge disappointment.

MAN 3: Get him out of here. I don't wanna look at him.

MAN 3: Good morning, city! MAN 4: Top of the morning to you there, city!

MAN 5: Good morning, city! How you doing? WOMAN: Good morning, city!

MAN UPSTAIRS: Nope, he's not.

MAN UPSTAIRS: What am I holding here?

Man, he's such a cool guy. I always wanna hear more of what

Man, I feel so good right now! I could sing this song for hours!

MAN: What a lady!

MASTERBUILDERS: Help us!

Maybe there are.

Maybe we could find one!

Me?

Meet me downstairs in 10 seconds.

Meet me upstairs in 10 seconds.

Metal Beard, that was awesome!

MICRO MANAGER: Commencing micro management.

MICRO MANAGER: Commencing...

MICRO MANAGER: Scanning submarine wreckage.

MICRO MANAGER: Take him down, boys!

Micro managers, commence micro management.

Middle of the night

Mommy. Daddy. What are you doing here?

More darkness. Get it?

Most important person of all times

Move!

Mr. Shaquille O'Neal.

Music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows...

My fellow MasterBuilders, including but not limited to...

My gosh!

My home.

My idea is to build a spaceship...

My sweet Emmet. Come closer.

My world is almost finished.

Nah, they'll be fine.

No more Mr. Nice Guy!

No one ever told me I was special.

No parents

No parents

No problem, Michael.

No problem.

No survivors detected.

No way. This is my jam.

No, "Dumbledore."

No, but thank you.

No, Emmet!

No, I don't want to.

No, I want you to join me.

No, let's not let Emmet try! I haven't had any training.

No, no, no, do not listen to her.

No, no, no, this is a disaster.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no!

No, there was about to be a "but."

No, they're expecting us to show up...

No, wait! No, we're going down! Mayday!

No, we must protect the Piece.

No!

No!

No!

No! But it might not, right?

No! It's follow the instructions.

No! No! Grr!

No! You can't. The skies are surrounded.

No.

No.

No. No. Uh uh. No.

No. No. Whoa, no, no, no.

No. Wyldstyle

No. You must create the instructions in your mind, my liege.

Nobody knows where this stuff comes from.

Not so special anymore, huh?

Not that. Wrong.

Not unlike this TV that just showed up magically.

Now hold on, Han.

Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?

Now that I'm letting you come down here and play...

Now you're talking!

Now, everybody say "Freeze!"

Now, I didn't move

Now, listen. Wait, listen.

Now, Ma...

Now, where is my X Acto knife?

Now, you're MasterBuilders.

Of course not. Not if you keep telling him he can't.

Of course, buddy. I believe you.

Of course, sir.

Oh, and this is the Piece of Resistance.

Oh, dang!

Oh, darling, I can't move me legs.

Oh, don't worry. I won't test it on you.

Oh, forget it!

Oh, great, here we go again.

Oh, great. Thank you.

Oh, he led them right to us.

Oh, I have a nice spot for this in my relic room.

Oh, man.

Oh, my gosh, we're roommates! How crazy is that?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, no, your boyfriend's gone.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! They were ready for that.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, now there's a prophecy.

Oh, Pa, hold me.

Oh, sir, you're brilliant.

Oh, son!

Oh, the act.

Oh, the Kragle!

Oh, there you are.

Oh, we asked them, all right.

Oh, we got a hugger.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah! I sure do love giant sausages.

Oh, yes! The supposed missing Piece of Resistance...

Oh, yes. But we're not done yet.

Oh.

Oh. Really?

Oh. Thank you.

Oh. Uh, Emmet, wait.

Oh. Where did it go?

Okay, got that one down.

Okay, have Bad Cop meet me in my office...

Okay, it says here to take everything weird and blow it up.

Okay, let me just find the wizard...

Okay, okay. Um

Okay, shh.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right, yes.

Okay. Spaceship! Spaceship!

Okay. Wait for my signal.

On Taco Tuesday, I'm going to Kragleize the entire universe...

On three.

Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckooland, we'll raise an army...

One