The Lego Ninjago Movie Edit

A 95% chance of a Garmadon attack today.

A good thing you never have to

A mandatory staff meeting by the fireplace.

A seven point... Arm ripped off.

About 16 years ago,

About the ninja arts.

After spending all this time with you,

After you shot him out of the volcano!

Ah!

Ah! I wish your mom was here to do this.

Ah! Jinxed us. Whatever.

Ah! That's way worse than anything

Ah.

Ah.

Aka La Loyd's mom.

ALL : Aw!

ALL : Can I have a bathroom pass?

ALL : Whoa!

All because Lloyd wouldn't give up on our training.

All been rendered useless by Garmadon's forces.

All I can remember is we really need a ninja master.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, fine. You ready for this?

All right, Green Ninja. Now, listen. Just calm down.

All right, let's try this arm out.

All right, look, enough with the compliments.

All right, ninjas, follow me!

All right, you beast.

All right! Ninjas, keep building!

All right. Let's get outta here

All the skills of a true ninja master.

All we have to do is scare off Meowthra and we've won.

All you did was listen to a story.

All you ever did was support me.

All you've got to do is just show them

Alone in the field, tracking ninjas.

ALPHA GENERAL : Alpha team, on it.

Always crying, couldn't walk.

Am I over here, here, here?

And a big butt and your butt stinks

And a black sleeve and a little piece of green on it.

And as you can see, our city is in the midst

And before I knew it...

And cheats death at every turn.

And conquer NINJAGO together. Come on!

And don't forget to check your rear view.

And Garmadon taught Lloyd something very important.

And he's gonna come back sooner rather than later.

And he's your younger brother?

And his dad is the worst guy in the history of the world.

And I am all out of boba. (CHUCKLING)

And I am pumped to be bringing you the news.

And I cannot locate my son.

And I traded it stupidly for, like, a jacket or something.

And I was right.

And I would be their computer.

And I'll never forget your birthday again

And I'm like, "Lay off, Mom. I'm just a teenager."

And I'm not blaming anyone,

And I'm not talking about "goat."

And I'm... Green.

And if we leave now, we can unleash

And if you're still alive,

And in the kitchen with a refrigerator.

And it's Lloyd, Dad.

And let me guess,

And let me tell you, La Loyd.

And look what I brought with me.

And make it to the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

And Master Wu says to jump!

And mired in the Canyon of General Unhappiness.

And never putting it back together.

And NINJAGO is saved.

And now we hate you!

And only ever wanted the best for you.

And see things in a new way.

And shoot them out of a volcano.

And since I'll no longer be attacking the city,

And something surely shark themed.

And sometimes I get self conscious about it.

And sub par ninjas, too.

And terrifying.

And that makes you truly a ninja master.

And that you could've seen,

And that, my students,

And that's...

And the coast guard have

And the left... A shortcut!

And the legendary Ultimate Weapon?

And the sharks in your ankle holster.

And the snake had been bitten by a spider.

And the tone, it was so disrespectful.

And the whole city of NINJAGO.

And then I will rule over NINJAGO.

And then never play it back to me?

And then the snake bit me.

And they don't even have cool suits!

And they're just sitting there, idle in my brain.

And think of all the things I could teach you.

And this random kid

And very handsome.

And what about my brother, Wu?

And when I return,

And when to become one with the elements.

And while I'm keeping you alive,

And who is he really?

And you are not a ninja master.

And you better believe no one ever makes fun of me,

And you can bet some of those words

And you didn't even order. It was one of those places

And you smell like a butt.

And you were gone.

And you, Jay, lightning, baby. Do it!

And you're gonna need me to get you out of this jungle,

And you've been hiding this why?

And Zane, ice.

And, uh oh...

And...

ANNOUNCER : There is a magma spill on Deck Three.

Anyway, just to clarify,

Are gonna have four letters.

Are this hot dog guy, this panda

Are you ready?

Are you sure there isn't a special reason

Arriving shortly at LZ.

As a matter of fact, I wrote the book on Ninjelligence.

As long as we beat him?

ASIMOV: Sir, I think we found them.

At least until our Secret Ninja Force steps in.

At the great stuff store? Uh...

Attack!

Avoid Deck Three if sensitive to magma.

Back it. Continue to back it out.

Backup head missile.

Backup head missile. Butt torpedoes.

Bang! I win! Cue the music!

Barely.

Be here with me right now, all right? Do something.

Because I fired a ridic amount of generals.

Because there's something very, very special here.

Because we'll celebrate your birthday every day!

Because you'd make the perfect General Number One.

Because, nephew, right now,

Before you can even feel the heat!

Being a Secret Ninja

Big weapons, little weapons, sharp weapons, dull weapons,

Blowing stuff up

BOGEY PILOT : Get your affairs in order, Lightning Ninja.

BOGEY PILOT : I've got good tone.

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd! Boo, Lloyd!

BOTH : Duck and cover until the Secret Ninjas

BOY : Hello?

BOY : No, he's just a kid.

BOY : This is Lloyd.

BOY : Whoa!

BOY : Whoa. Is that real?

BOY 2 : Come on, guys. Leave him alone.

Boy.

Bring it in. Let's hug this out.

Bro!

Build up your powers.

But for you, that must be so complicated.

But he can do great things.

But here we are.

But I didn't.

But I have called 18 people

But I know that

But I will not always be here to train you.

But I'll make your favorite. Dumplings!

But if I ever see that goat again,

But it doesn't have to be this way.

But it was at that moment that your mother realized...

But it's a weird thing, right? General Number One!

But it's only gonna hurt for a second, right?

But just imagine it. We can rule NINJAGO, together.

But nothing is happening. Why is nothing happening?

But now, (SIGHS)

But thank you. Ow!

But that's not who I am, La Loyd.

But the strongest weapon is inside you.

But those are the most important powers of all.

But to truly see it, you must forget

But what is he hiding?

But when he talks, I wanna listen.

But you did not defeat him.

But you know what? We're ready.

But you must promise to walk a different path.

But you said it yourself.

But you weren't there.

But, since you got it all warmed up,

But... But you just said how you regretted letting me go.

Butt torpedoes.

Buying any of this?

By the Temple of Fragile Foundations.

Can I ask you another question?

Can I be wind?

Can we bring the cat?

Cats hate water.

Celebrating birthdays today

Charge!

Charge! Hurry up! Charge, charge!

CHEERLEADERS : (ON RADIO) L L O Y D.

CHEERLEADERS : L L O Y D. His dad is bad and so is he.

CHEERLEADERS : L L... L L O Y D...

CHEN : Hey, everyone, look!

CHEN : Hip hip hooray!

CITIZEN : Everybody, run!

CITIZEN : N I N J A!

CITIZEN : This cat is destroying everything!

CITIZEN 2 : Get away from the docks!

CITIZEN 2 : We have to evacuate!

CITIZEN 3 : We're all gonna die!

Clear!

COLE : (LAUGHS) He even schooled you back then.

COLE : (ON SPEAKERS) Jay, what's happening?

COLE : Earth mech.

COLE : Guys, Garmadon's almost at city hall.

COLE : Hold on, Kai.

COLE : I'm sorry. What did you say?

COLE : Ready and standing by.

COLE : We're doomed!

Cole, catch.

Come back to NINJAGO with me and save the city.

Come here.

Come on, charge!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, let's go find the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Come on!

Come on!

Come with me, La Loyd.

Complicated.

Congratulations.

Connecting them all.

Continue to back it out.

Cool.

Cool.

COP : I don't know how, but I bet Lloyd Garmadon

COP : I don't know how...

Copyright, Master Wu.

Could I be the element of surprise?

Couldn't even walk. I mean, I was like,

Courage, and...

Crab outfits and shark outfits.

Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab!

CROWD : N I N J A! Ninjas!

CROWD : Run!

Dad, no! I need you! Stay with me!

Dad, please don't.

Dad, please, don't go.

Dad!

Dad? Are you crying?

Dad.

Dad.

Deleting all data related to treating Lloyd as a friend.

Delicious, yet quite possibly dangerous.

Did he say inner peace?

Did you fire all of these generals out of a volcano?

Did you mean all that stuff you said?

Did you see that?

Do you actually think I can't see you?

Do you guys have a bathroom I could use?

Do you mean like a spider?

Do you think you're hiding right now?

Do you wanna be a follower, or do you wanna be a leader?

Doesn't get any better.

Doesn't make you a martial artist.

Don't come any closer!

Don't do that face. Why are you doing that face?

Don't judge me.

Don't look down below your neck.

Don't run away.

Don't think it's an element though.

Don't wear it out!

Don't worry. These guys are like family. They love me.

Dope fluting, Master Wu.

DRAGON MECH : Roar!

Dude, gimme a hug, man!

Duh! I'm a ninja master.

Duly noted.

Easy, Green Ninja.

Easy.

Enough, Lloyd. Come with me for mentor talk.

Even as she decimated my evil forces,

Even the Ultimate Weapon.

Every time I come up with a new plan,

Every time I try and conquer NINJAGO,

Everything you know.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Exactly!

Experience anything like this, La Loyd.

Eye missile. Other eye missile.

Eye missile. Other eye missile.

Face it, you're out of moves, Wu.

Fantastic!

Feel the energy flowing through you.

Feels, uh...

Feet bombs.

Feet bombs. Spine missile one, two, three, four.

Filled with many knocks.

Finding out exactly what La Loyd meant

Finding the bar, did you?

Fine! No crossies! No crossies!

Fire.

Fire. Ice. Water. Earth.

FIRED GENERALS : (CHANTING) Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

FIRED GENERALS : (CHANTING) Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

FIRED GENERALS : (SINGING) We've got Garmadon

FIRED GENERALS : Fire him! Fire him!

Firing.

FISHBOWL GENERAL : No.

Five ninjas down,

For just a second, Green Ninja.

For not knowing how to throw or catch a ball.

For three hours.

For you.

Forever! And ever!

Form a grid. Find La Loyd's arm.

From a different point of view.

From a different point of view.

From across a crowded battlefield.

Garma daddy likey!

GARMADON : (LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

GARMADON : (MUFFLED) La Loyd! Please help me!

GARMADON : (ON SPEAKERS) Hey, Green Ninja, I'm back!

GARMADON : (ON SPEAKERS) You're too slow, Green Ninja.

GARMADON : (PANTING) Just walking up the tower.

GARMADON : (SIGHS) Well, generals,

GARMADON : And they'll probably die with me.

GARMADON : Anyone? Come on, jump ball.

GARMADON : Behold, the Temple of Fragile Foundations.

GARMADON : Bye bye.

GARMADON : Citizens of NINJAGO!

GARMADON : Come on, everybody, let's go!

GARMADON : General Number Four,

GARMADON : General Number One,

GARMADON : General Number Three,

GARMADON : General Number Two, pop that kid's balloon.

GARMADON : Hey, bro, get off my foot!

GARMADON : Hey, cat, back off!

GARMADON : Hey, La Loyd,

GARMADON : Hey, NINJAGO,

GARMADON : I don't have any sharks.

GARMADON : I mean, who taught you how to catch, man?

GARMADON : I said I will rule over NINJAGO, forever!

GARMADON : I'm close.

GARMADON : I've spent a lot of time here, and trust me,

GARMADON : It does.

GARMADON : Jeez, where did that come from?

GARMADON : Nope.

GARMADON : Now, all I have to do is climb

GARMADON : Oh, let me grab that.

GARMADON : Oh, my gosh!

GARMADON : Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

GARMADON : Okay, kids.

GARMADON : Okay, that's enough!

GARMADON : Ow. (GRUNTING)

GARMADON : Stay close.

GARMADON : Temple, here we come!

GARMADON : That's right.

GARMADON : Ugh. What a weirdo.

GARMADON : Who wants a shark? You want a shark?

GARMADON : Whoa!

GARMADON : Wu, come back!

GARMADON : Yeah, go ahead.

GARMADON : You know what's funny?

Garmadon is attacking the city in a never before seen mech.

Garmadon is making something really big.

Garmadon!

Garmadon!

Garmadon! (SCREAMS)

Garmadon. Wu is our master.

Garmadon's almost at the mayor's office!

Garmadon's back!

GENERAL : Awesome job, sir!

GENERAL : Hey, where'd they go?

GENERAL : Nice catch, loser!

GENERAL : Oh, yeah, we saw it.

GENERAL : Whoa, it's the Destiny's Bounty.

GENERAL : Yes, sir.

GENERAL 1 : Where'd they go?

GENERAL 2 : I can't see them anywhere.

General Number Five,

General Number One,

General Number One,

GENERAL NUMBER ONE: I mean, follower!

General Three?

GENERALS : (CHANTING) We conquered your greatest foe,

Generals, grab the Green Ninja.

Generals, stop anyone that gets in my way.

Get him! (GRUNTS)

Get off of my head.

Get on your feet. You ready?

Get out of NINJAGO, now and forever!

Get out of your life? (SCOFFS)

Get outta the way! This whole thing is coming down!

Get ready to feel the wrath of the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Give the all clear.

Glad the teeth finally came in. Bye bye.

Go ahead. Just grab it.

Go on.

Go with it! It feels good, right?

Go... Go on.

Good.

Good. Good.

Great chant!

Great idea. You kids start building.

Great jump, students.

Green is the color of life.

Green Ninja?

Green.

Guy who made, probably, the best sushi

Guys, check out my new paint job,

Guys, I can hear the dead,

Guys, no swimming. We just ate! (GROANS)

Guys, wait!

Hang on just a second.

Hang on, everybody.

Harness what you already have inside and let it out.

Has something to do with this.

Have a happy birthday, honey.

Have you all been tanning lately or something?

Have you captured my son yet?

Have you ever had an arm that kicks?

Have you ever heard the legend behind the legend of NINJAGO?

Have you heard my latest track?

He actually shot and it exploded, and then...

He also decoded your needlessly cryptic metaphors.

He and I are gonna have words.

He can't do anything.

He looks like a very brave fighter.

He might look different, but...

He saved Garmadon and he saved his family.

He says you're a big stupid dumb dumb with a dumb face

He seems pretty angry.

He was bald, had no teeth, couldn't chew,

He's building something huge.

He's my younger brother. Correct.

He's talking about an Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Head missile. Other head missile.

Heading towards the obviously dangerous jungle.

Hello, fellow teenager!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Her reign of terror will stretch on and on

Here comes the Dance of Doom.

Here it comes!

Here it comes. (GRUNTS)

Here, catch! Shields up!

Hey, catch!

Hey, how about this one?

Hey, Koko. Glad you made it to the party.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, Lloyd, your dad... I mean, uh...

Hey, NINJAGO!

Hey, Nya! Where'd you get that bike?

Hey, the reason Bob can't hear

Hey, you know what? We should, uh...

Hey! Get rid of 'em.

Hey.

Hey. I know it.

Hidden where only a true ninja master can find it.

His dad is bad and so is he.

His dad ruins everything.

His name is Lloyd.

Hmm.

Ho ho! Wu's your daddy?

Hold on a second, please.

Honestly, I would happily give up

Honor bound and sworn to destroy me.

How can you be so bad at this?

How could I be crossing my fingers? I have these things.

How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there.

How dare you.

How did you gain two arms?

How do I turn this thing off?

How else would you explain it, La Loyd? You weren't there.

How is that possible? You look much...

How old are you? You're seven, right?

How to fight like a true ninja...

Huh?

Huh? (GROANS)

Hurry up! Charge, charge, charge!

Hurt for a second? No!

I agree.

I asked her if she fought here often.

I believe in each of you.

I build and drive mechs all the time.

I came here to drink boba and kick butt,

I can actually show people the real me.

I can help you. We can do it together.

I can see your shark tail sticking out.

I can't believe we just ran off and left him back there.

I can't hear you!

I can't hear you!

I can't hear you!

I command you to release me and my son.

I could have thought! That's bad!

I could've changed.

I couldn't take my eyes off her.

I did not see that coming. (COUGHING)

I didn't fire this thing first. That's on you.

I didn't really mean it.

I didn't want it to be this way either,

I don't know if that's the best way to say it.

I don't know what I'd do

I don't know, I'm not really that hungry.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe something else.

I don't need a deadly butterfly to beat you.

I felt for you.

I found two people to hug me over here.

I got it! I got it!

I got it. Check this out. (GRUNTS)

I got this. I'm totes profesh.

I got you covered.

I gotta puke. It's disgusting.

I guess about 16 years ago, too.

I had La Loyd when I was 158 years old.

I had this guitar in college,

I had to move to a volcano just to feel safe.

I have every kind of weapon in my dojo.

I hope you get the chance to

I just didn't know if, maybe...

I know how that feels.

I know it. You don't mean to destroy everything.

I know it's funny, but what kind of jerk

I know we're not ninja masters yet,

I know why you wanted me to be the Green Ninja.

I know you've had a hard life, Lloyd,

I know.

I learned so many things so fast.

I look like I'm making out with two people, don't I?

I looked! I have no arm! I have no arm! No!

I lost something I should have never given up.

I love you and I'm sorry.

I love you so much.

I love your bad boy charm.

I made the decision to go away and live my life.

I mean, I liked it. If I was driving,

I mean, maybe we're spending too much on outfits.

I mean, my mom is weird and collects seashells.

I mean, who are these super ninjas?

I might need a change of armor.

I need my dad. I just... I need my dad.

I need to walk the path

I never had a dad to play catch with me.

I never knew existed.

I never should have let you go.

I promise.

I put everyone in danger and now Master Wu is dead.

I really could've walked out by myself,

I really stepped up there in kind of a "Dad" way.

I remember the first time I laid eyes on her.

I remember when I first laid eyes on him.

I said, I command you to release me and my son.

I saw you fight and I saw Garmadon retreat.

I should have taught you how to catch.

I summoned all my courage to approach her.

I think he's trying to say he's a total professional.

I think I made it worse!

I think I might be an adrenaline junkie.

I think I'm good.

I think that's trolls, personally.

I think we're gettin' off point a little bit,

I think you mean, "May I."

I thought that was supposed to work with kids.

I thought we were gonna conquer the world together.

I told the Green Ninja

I told you it was bad.

I Told You You're Wasting Your Time

I told your mother

I too, have the power.

I took you for granted.

I Vowed To Give Up That Way Of Life.

I was bit by a snake.

I was coming back with something big,

I was just an irresponsible kid and...

I was pillaging a peaceful village

I will lead you through this perilous...

I will take care of Garmadon on my own.

I wish we could get that time back, and...

I wish you weren't my father.

I wrote a book about it. It's called Ninjanuity.

I, too, feel responsible for the safety of NINJAGO.

I...

I'll be in charge of the tunes.

I'll bet you got a number one hit on your hands.

I'll have something really wicked in store for you.

I'll increase the pressure dramatically.

I'll just put it on shuffle here.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'll try my best.

I'm awesome!

I'm done. You win.

I'm finally the ruler of NINJAGO!

I'm Garmadon, baby.

I'm getting rid of all my sharks.

I'm going after Garmadon.

I'm gonna let the walls down

I'm gonna pop that arm back into place.

I'm his brother.

I'm just gonna go to bed, I think.

I'm just really glad that those ninjas saved the day.

I'm just so happy you're all right.

I'm like, "I don't want a hairless, crying son

I'm not certain we did that.

I'm not gonna ask you again, La Loyd.

I'm not gonna cry.

I'm not gonna cry...

I'm not your father, all right?

I'm on it.

I'm pretty sure Lloyd's nervous.

I'm sick and tired of you trying to conquer NINJAGO!

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to worry you.

I'm sorry. (SIGHS)

I'm starting to think he could be right.

I'm super, super old.

I'm sure he meant it as a compliment,

I'm the definition of chill right now!

I'm the greatest warlord of all...

I'm warning you, Garmadon!

I'm, uh... I'm sorry.

I've always said he's weak voiced.

I've always wanted to shoot at it.

I've ever had in my life.

I've ever seen in my life.

I've got the power!

I've got the power!

I've got the power.

I've never seen that before!

Ice is nice.

If anything ever happened to you, okay?

If I couldn't change then,

If I was gonna die, it would be to teach you a lesson.

If it meant I didn't have to be the son of Garmadon.

If Jay has another accident in his pants.

If we can hold these generals off long enough,

If you guys were so perfect, then why did you leave us?

If you just give me the box, we can talk about it.

If you're not gonna text me?

If your dad attacks the city again today,

In learning how to shut your stupid face.

In the city I love very much.

In the history of the world.

In the wrong hands,

Incoming!

Incorrect.

Indeed, I am.

Inner peace! Inner piece!

Inner peace?

Intimidation. We paint angry eyebrows on the troops' faces.

Is 'cause his eardrums blew up

Is a lot cooler than the reality.

Is everyone okay?

Is he a real boy or a robot?

Is he the bravest ninja of them all?

Is how you fight like a true ninja.

Is I know how to do all those things.

Is it bad?

Is it just me, or was that kind of a weird thing to say?

Is that Green Ninja still staring at me?

Is that real?

Is that the name of the place?

Is the story of a boy.

Is there anything I can do to change your point of view?

It feels pretty good.

It flows through all living things,

It is the highest level that you can achieve as a ninja.

It just kills you to see me having any fun, doesn't it?

It looks like my left arm, except it's the right one.

It takes patience, hard work,

It was a deep spiritual journey

It was during a raging war.

It was love at first fight!

It was the happiest time of my life.

It will take great patience, courage, and hard work.

It, uh...

It's a journey many have tried and none have returned.

It's a smash.

It's about the arms. Um, can you shake your own hand?

It's funny you ask.

It's Garma dork and the dork squad!

It's got a little hand like a cup holder

It's happening to you, too!

It's important to look at things differently.

It's judgey. Pretty judgey.

It's just a harmless little... (GAGGING)

It's just that I'm kind of allergic to cats.

It's just, when you talk, I don't wanna listen,

It's La Loyd's arm, for heaven's sake.

It's like a house of mirrors in here.

It's like I'm being treated worse than anyone

It's like the Ultimate Lamest Weapon.

It's mine now.

It's okay, Lloyd. Nobody's parents are perfect.

It's okay, you can say it.

It's okay. He's got this.

It's okay. I'm just...

It's real. Everything here is real.

It's time for you to ninja go away for good.

It's time we develop a code language.

It's true, Lloyd let NINJAGO down. Sorry, dude!

It's turning upwards in an unfamiliar motion.

It's...

JACKIE CHAN : Jackie Chan!

JAY : (WHISPERS) We are totes blending in right now.

JAY : Ah! I gotta charge up my supersonic dynamo.

JAY : As long as we have these mechs,

JAY : For me, it's easy to fight him

JAY : Garmadon has taken out Lloyd.

JAY : Hey, uh, Garmadon.

JAY : Hey, Zane, could you record this

JAY : I mean, Master Wu looks like a really old man.

JAY : I'm a little busy.

JAY : Lloyd, come on! We gotta get outta here!

JAY : Look at that!

JAY : Master Wu, we need you, please! Don't leave!

JAY : Oh, look, a light switch.

JAY : Repeat. Garmadon has taken out Lloyd!

JAY : Roger that.

JAY : This is my new least favorite place I've ever been.

JAY : This is the Ultimate Ultimate Disappointment.

JAY : What now?

JAY : Whoa!

JAY : Why don't I take your dad this time?

JAY : Why would they say "possible"?

Jay, you got the power!

Judo Future Boy.

Just a little bit.

Just add nine to that.

Just be sure to...

Just chill. Okay. Look,

Just do it, just do it, just do it.

Just some upgraded shields.

Just think about earth, fire, water, ice.

Just wasted. Floating away.

KAI : (EXCLAIMS) Hey!

KAI : All right, take it away, sis!

KAI : Already here, dude.

KAI : Aw! They're so cute!

KAI : Can one of you please stop him?

KAI : Dude, our mechs are totaled.

KAI : Hey, that's my sister!

KAI : I got you, dude! I got you!