The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Edit

A betoughening, it seems.

A house?

A lamppost?

A language I thought you'd understand, and it totally did not work.

A league of brave heroes

A little lower, to the left.

A self reeducation celebrity center.

A shooting star. Make a wish! [gasps]

A tough guy doesn't ask where to go.

Abandoned anything cute, shiny, poppy, or young.

Abandonment. Regret. Anger at...

Accessing inner

According to my calculations, he's lonely.

Actually, you kept bringing it up.

Ah, this brooding sesh is not really going anywhere.

Ah, we're just all having so much fun here and we're all friends.

Ain't something a couple of years

Alfred, battle cars.

Aliens from the Systar System kidnapped my friends.

All I need is your participation in a matrimonial ceremony.

All right, everyone. You wanna get our worlds back?

All right, I stand corrected. I am going somewhere.

All right, kid, you listen.

All right, um, so it started with this dolphin in a top hat.

All we wanna do is unite our worlds in peace.

Allow me to introduce...

Almost there...

Also started wearing chaps, which are essentially leg vests.

Am I right, guys?

An "uh oh"? Never good.

An original album of "Everything Is Awesome"?

And 25 sugars.

And a petulant attitude towards everything that's lame.

And all of the other people who were captured.

And all the stomping around acting like you're the boss of us...

And also, no other parts, just the spaceship part.

And always accompanied by catchy pop music.

And apart, and together again

And at 5:15, all the stars will align,

And be cleansed with a glitter scrub

And bring it to a merciful end. Can we start now?

And Bruce Margolis Batman."

And Emmet is one tough cookie.

And final jinx.

And from the wreckage, we built a grittier,

And Gandalf was there. And he shouted...

And hair by hair just, you know, recolored it?

And having chiseled features,

And how does that make you feel? [grunts]

And how we're in love, but can't be together.

And I even loved "Everything Is Awesome."

And I expected your expecting of my expecting your...

And I forgot my homework and my pants are made of pudding?

And I found the one person I wanted to protect.

And I know those qualities are not useful anymore,

And I was wrong. I like you the way you were.

And I'll be the brother you never had.

And I'll get my ship.

And if you say 6:00, people start expecting dinner, it's a whole thing.

And instead of releasing doves, how about bats?

And it is a heckish place to live.

And it's all going down

And it's gonna happen to all of us unless we rescue them.

And it's totally on brand for me to be a loner with a broken heart.

And lacks a killer instinct, and in general, just isn't tough enough.

And like three others in various stages of development.

And my middle name's Machete Ninjastar, so I know tough.

And no one who could really relate to me.

And now it's happening to me.

And now presenting Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi...

And once we say, "I do"...

And out back, a double decker porch swing,

And put away your dystopian wasteland thing.

And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

And see if it's the same.

And show those aliens what we're made of.

And so it ends for Batman, the way it began.

And teach me to be like you.

And that Emmet isn't changing with the times,

And that's how you break on through to the other side...

And that's why I've cultivated a totally hard edged side

And the dolphin says in a weird voice...

And the time before that.

And then I tried to change you into someone tough, too.

And then narrate whatever grim thoughts come into your mind.

And then the hapless male was the leader?

And then you'll see, I am the best at everything,

And then, these scary black holes open up in the ground.

And they're my family.

And this hot tub.

And this one needs to get changed most of all.

And took a permanent marker,

And up to the Space Temple before the ceremony starts.

And we all go home.

And we changed the world.

And we'll be ready for her.

And we'll hold a wedding between me and the Man of Bats.

And we're gonna get tossed into the Bin of Storajj forever.

And what we're trying to do.

And whoever's chest it lodges in

And yet not nearly enough.

And you can't wash a brain without washing the hair on top of that brain.

And you disappeared into the void,

And you're gonna grow up to be better than me.

And, Bill, Ted, your phone booth.

And, Lucy, thanks for coming back for us.

And, um, what about you?

Anyway, you fix everything that was going on? All the crazy stuff?

Are gonna be in the wedding party.

Are gonna get out of there alive.

Are those dinosaurs?

Are you covering up some un dark past?

Are you ready to do that?

Are you sure this is what you really want?

Armamageddon? Where we're banished

Artist to artist, I could tell it was from the heart.

As we are.

At the hands of a monster.

At the Space Temple, you goof.

At the top of the temple,

Attack!

Attractive non threatening teen vampire.

Babe, I thought I lost you!

Back up a quick sec. Did you say "wedding"?

Banana, peel out.

Barf.

Batman is a permanent Bat chelor.

Bearing the rings, Banana.

Because I live in the now.

Because I wasn't able to change!

Because it's the only way you'll listen!

Because there are nine about me,

Behold, the Rexcelsior.

Besides, this is a pretty righteous way to go out!

Bianca, I need you to clean up here.

Boom!

Brickowski.

Bring down the house, my queen.

Bring us together and stop Armamageddon.

Bro, you should check out Elliott Smith.

Brood!

Brood. Brood. Brood!

Built her myself out of spare pieces.

But actions speak louder than words.

But along the way, it got real.

But anger.

But everything isn't awesome, it's, it's, uh...

But fine. Hello to you.

But he turned out to be a real jerk.

But how did you do that punch thing?

But I actually think I really like you.

But I don't like to talk about my backstory, so don't even ask.

But I think he's a version of Emmet

But I won't stop caring about the people in my life.

But I'm me.

But I'm not...

But it's easy for you. You were always a dark, goth rebel.

But it's good, because that's what we need.

But kind of thanks to me, so I'm also great.

But luckily, there's nothing to worry about now.

But maybe it won't.

But now I'm gonna have to break you.

But she isn't taking down the shields.

But she's clearly an evil queen.

But the kids are fighting. Bye!

But the one they call Wyldstyle escaped.

But there ain't nothing you can't break.

But they kept returning.

But this is the last...

But this wedding can change all that.

But to open it...

But we also have to grow up sometime.

But we can make it a little more awesome if we remember...

But we're gonna have to reprint these all in black.

But you can be like him.

But you just don't know how.

But you've always pushed us away.

By the way, "S" stands for "Silly" now. I'm Sillyman.

Called time travel.

Can you do that for me?

Can you imagine if having a family with someone I loved

Can you please, please help us?

Cannonball!

Catch you on the flip. Hey yo!

Causing the whole place to blow.

Chocolate Bar...

Citizens of the 11 planets of the Systar System!

Close to childbirth.

Coffee!

Come on! Let me give you the tour.

Come on! Take our hand, while you still have a hand to take!

Come with me.

Coming. Coming.

Complete with breakfast nook, lunchtime nook, and fireman pole.

Connor!

Connor? Ripley? The other one?

Cooler, more mature society.

Crack that pain bone open and suck out the marrow!

Crank the warp drive up to 11.

Custom vehicles! Custom vehicles!

Daniel Craig for life!

Did you draw stubble dots on your face?

Did you just say "brood"?

Didn't we all become leaders?

Disgusting!

Do not let them soften you up...

Do we? They didn't come to save us when we were all alone.

Doctor Who's TARDIS. H.G. Wells' bicycle thing.

Doesn't mean that I'm ready to settle...

Doing trying to go through the Stairgate?

Don't be a grumpledumpuss!

Don't do this.

Don't even try it, lady. I don't need anything.

Don't let them near the Dryar System. Copy? Over.

Don't listen to the music, Emmet,

Don't mess this... [yelps]

Don't need a body. I'll fight you with me bare... Uh oh.

Don't thank me, thank yourself.

Don't worry about it. It's not my real hair.

Don't worry about Lucy.

Don't worry about your friends.

Don't worry, this song has, like, zero effect on me.

Don't worry. She'll come to us.

Don't worry. You don't have to.

Done! Fixed it! I'm going golfing.

Dude! Big fan!

Eat it and weep.

Eat more and weep more!

Emmet, I know you can do this.

Emmet, I'm you.

Emmet, listen, if we're gonna rescue your friends,

Emmet, welcome to heck.

Emmet, what have you done?

Emmet, what're you doing?

Emmet, you're a construction worker. What do you think?

Emmet!

Emmet!

Emmet! Come back!

Emmet?

Emmet?

Emmet?

Emmet?

Emmet.

Emmet.

Emmet's never going to be you.

Empress of the Systar System.

Ended up being more than I'd bargained for.

Even her metaphors are suspicious.

Even though it was so much simpler.

Even though we're different,

Every morning, you walk through town,

Everyone, get along!

Everything after the part where you said, "I'm you."

Everything can still be awesome!

Everything was awesome.

Except, again, not trademarking "no regrets."

Fear not, citizens, I shall shed...

Fighting for a righteous cause.

Final totally. And end it.

Fingernail, ToxinToes...

Finn, I want you to go downstairs

Fire the sprinkle cannon! You lollygagging lizards!

Focus on what you need to do.

For an eternity into the Bin of Storajj?

For years, we've tried to join you, to play with you.

Forget it, kid.

Fragile, and a less than worthy opponent.

From listening to my mixtapes super loud

From the future that I wanted him to be,

From this home entertainment center.

Game recognize game.

Get to the bridal suite without getting brainwashed.

Get us home as fast as you can! Go! Go!

Get yourself together.

Give me a chance!

Glassteroids!

Glitter hairball missiles, go!

Glitter is like stars on your body!

Go on one date with me and you'll change your mind.

Go, go, go!

Going, going, going!

Good morning, Apocalypseburg!

Good morning, sparkle babies!

Good thing the door is closing so slowly and dramatically.

Good, really good. Saved the world. Again.

Good. So, I guess we're done here or...

Goodbye!

Great question, Rex. I'll take it from here.

Greetings, Bricksburgians.

Gross!

Guess who else gets to come down here and play?

Guess your so called friends didn't save you after all.

Guys, can you just reopen the... Guys, just reopen the...

Guys, General Zod just made homemade guac.

Guys, get out of my way.

Guys, hold on! Hold on! Hold on! Terrible news!

Guys, this is not what you think.

Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty.

Guys! Come on!

Ha! Not a fan of puns? Okay.

Ha! You couldn't possibly know how it feels.

Hang on to your fronds, Planty.

Have you been here the whole time?

He'll do perfectly for the ceremony.

He's a cookie so tough and hard, you can't even chew it,

He's off having a separate standalone adventure.

He's so tough!

Healed some of my darkest trauma?

Heck yeah. You're the reason I started wearing vests.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello! [ringing]

Hello?

Help me. Please.

Her story checks out. She's cool. Not evil.

Hey, Batman!

Hey, girl, hey.

Hey, guys!

Hey, I did it!

Hey, you broke my ship.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Oh, here comes Lex with the smoothies.

Hey! Surfer Dave!

Hey! You bringin' the Man of Bats to the Space Temple?

Hmm. More confetti!

Hold up a second.

Hooray!

Hot! Hot! Hot! Uh oh.

How about a tour?

How is a wedding ceremony going to summon Armamageddon?

How is there outer space under this sidewalk?

How many movies have they made about you?

How so?

How was your last adventure?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. I can do... [groans]

Hurry up, kid, we're running outta time.

Hurry! The door is slowly closing.

Hyper light speed combustor.

I actually wanna marry jealous.

I also DJ on the side and wear women's jeans.

I always just wish for more wishes,

I am feeling it and I like it!

I am so disappointed in myself.

I ask you to put your hands together

I barely recognize them.

I brought you coffee!

I built a Space Temple

I built a time traveling spaceship

I can always trust you.

I can change my form to something else,

I can do this. I can do this.

I can do this. Torpedoes deploy!

I can fit maybe five.

I can fix it. I'll get us out of here.

I can fly.

I can really relate to that.

I can't believe another year has passed.

I can't do this.

I can't hear you.

I can't not do this.

I can't.

I catch you. Grab and go, amigo! [grunts]

I definitely don't live up here.

I did it!

I did not expect this to be so much fun.

I didn't know I knew how to do this!

I do have one regret of not trademarking it.

I do.

I don't care, it's just feelings. Stuff 'em down.

I don't care. But, like, listen up.

I don't get it.

I don't have room in my ship to take everyone.

I don't know how to do that!

I don't know, but that beat is pretty fresh.

I don't know, but we're not gonna wait to find out.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna listen to a song.

I eat lasers!

I feel very afraid of losing Lucy forever and it being my fault,

I gave myself a makeover and became Rex.

I got myself a new vest, a new head of hair,

I got this.

I got this.

I got this.

I guess if we open our hearts everything can be...

I guess you're gonna have to become me the hard way.

I had a dream about this! Don't look at me!

I had theater tickets tonight! No!

I have a home.

I have an excellent singing voice.

I hope this leads to our friends.

I just thought we could rebuild the future.

I just wanna help you guys.

I just wanna say, I am not okay with... [groans]

I just wanted you to play with me.

I knew I would like you.

I knew the only way to move past it

I knew there was some sweetness under that darkness.

I know how he feels.

I know I said it was the last time, the last time,

I know this is a strange thing to say

I learned how the universe really works.

I like to talk about feelings,

I like your "Stop Rex" plan, Lucy.

I love you more!

I loved. I lost, and I'm good with it...

I mean, this morning I was all alone.

I mean, what a weirdo. [scoffs]

I mean, what kind of crazy person would do that? Ugh!

I missed a gimme putt for birdie on seven.

I must deliver the Man of Bats to the queen.

I need angry thoughts, angry thoughts!

I need you guys to put all the bricks into storage.

I need... [screaming]

I need... [screams]

I never wanna leave.

I RSVP "no"!

I said, [in high pitched voice] "Hello!"

I said, shoes off!

I say Roger Moore!

I see you, boy.

I spend a lot of time in air ducts.

I stepped on a brick.

I think it's inspiring.

I thought she might've been

I thought you were the leader.

I told you that house would attract aliens!

I told you, nothing in this place makes sense.

I totally don't relate to that.

I tried to break your spirits,

I tried to wear a mask and talk tough,

I used to sing and dance and have colorful hair.

I used to wear tights. Ask Adam West!

I waited for my friends.

I wanna find my friends.

I wanted to marry you?

I was following everything you said, except for...

I was in a meeting with the animal planet of Anthropomorphia,

I was just saying that to make the person

I was left behind. Forgotten.

I was no longer the naive Emmet I used to be.

I was real.

I was thrown into the cold, dark truth of the world.

I will say it is nice that you have a vegan option,

I won't give up on 'em.

I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious

I'll answer that. It's very beautiful.

I'll hold 'em back. You bust us out.

I'll just push through the Stairgate.

I'll never grow up to be like you.

I'll save you with my triple decker couch!

I'll show them all how tough I am. [grunting]

I'll start with one that's sure to get stuck in her head.

I'll tell you using a universal language.

I'm almost in Rextraction position.

I'm back, everybody!

I'm doing breathing, so that it takes the pain away.

I'm General Mayhem.

I'm getting hitched. Feeling jelly?

I'm going to get them back.

I'm gonna grow up.

I'm having a great time!

I'm in the middle of a storyline

I'm just an amusing side character.

I'm just gonna keep going back in time until I get this thing right.

I'm literally a lantern. How did you miss me?

I'm more of a Keaton guy myself.

I'm never going to exist.

I'm not a thing you can just use to fill emotional voids with.

I'm not brainwashed!

I'm not giving up!

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm not gonna be the guy

I'm not sure why you're saying hello now...

I'm over here!

I'm proud of ya.

I'm really sorry I tried to change you.

I'm Rex Dangervest.

I'm sacrificing myself for you!

I'm saving you.

I'm so sorry, Rex.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, but this is for your own good.

I'm sorry, no entry allowed. Who are you?

I'm sure you guys can sort it out amongst yourselves.

I'm the leader, obvs.

I'm too happy to see you.

I'm tracking unusual activity

I'm trying to make a majestic landing.

I'm you from the future, all grown up.

I'm your worst nightmare.

I've got a surprise for you.

If anything bad were to happen, we'd all be doomed.

If she was brainwashed.

If they even made it to the aliens or were lost

If you focus, you can make a punch so powerful,

If you want to do harm to yon wedding,

In darkness.

In one convoluted move...

In some sort of plan to start Armamageddon.

In that little house ship, trying to make it through the Stairgate.

In the dreaded Stairgate.

In the temple and blow it up.

In Undar of the Dryar System won't fix.

Including commitment.

Intergalactic Naval Commander of the Systar System.

Is it math?

Is the next to get married?

Isn't that beautiful?

Isn't that what you wanted?

It can.

It can't be this hopeless, can it?

It is so spiritual.

It is. It's just, uh...

It isn't.

It was perfectly fine without raisins!

It was time for me to take a stand.

It was. It was cool.

It'll make everything awesome again.

It's 4:30. The ticking clock is ticking.

It's a classic movie older kids get to watch.

It's a mind blower, I know.

It's a movie only cool, older, mature dudes like us have seen.

It's all coming true.

It's all just the expression

It's Armamageddon!

It's basic science.

It's Chainsaw Dave now!

It's clearly a cover for some catastrophic event.

It's easy to harden your heart. [grunts]

It's eating the queen!

It's fine.

It's fun! Sing along!

It's getting so cold.

It's going to attract aliens and get destroyed.

It's just...

It's like it knows our every move!

It's me.

It's our only way out of here.

It's over, Rex.

It's Purgatory Dave now! Whoa.

It's ruled by an alien queen, and she'll try to brainwash your friends,

It's sweet.

It's the portal to dimensions unknown.

It's time to put away childish things.

It's time to take action.

It's totally your fault.

It's what the fans want.

Jeff.

Jinkies! Who's gonna lead the mission?

Just a couple of tough guys being tough. [yelps]

Just like you asked me to.

Just like you wanted.

Just listen to the music and let your mind go.

Just me and Alfred. [laughs]

Just pick any of 'em and act like you're sure.

Just to be clear, that really happened. You could see him, right?

Just, you know, again, purely for curiosity sake.

Keep eating and weeping.

Kid, I invented the phrase "no regrets."

Last time.

Learned the value of friendship.

Left in these dark times.

Let alone survive the Systar System.

Let me show ya around.

Let's both say the first word that pops in our heads

Let's go find your friends.

Let's move out!

Let's switch helmets.

Life is so fragile.

Life's impermanent. Always changing.

Like this, boom.

Like you can't ever go back to the person you used to be.

Listen to me. I was wrong about the queen.

Listen to the music and let your mind go.

Listen, Bruce.

Listen, everyone, Lucy and the others were kidnapped

Listen, kid, you can build anything,

Listen, lady, don't try any mind games.

Literally the first thing I said.

Living in a giant palace with only a fussy British servant,

Look a little closer. We're not so different.

Look out!

Look out!

Look, all you gotta do is just stare off into the distance

Look, if I pop it off, am I Bruce Willis now?

Looks like the peg's on the other leg.

Love you!

Lucy, where are you?

Lucy, you're not...

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy!

Lucy! [grunts] I'm over here!

Lucy! What're you doing here?

Lucy! You saved me!

Lucy. Lucy?

Make everything awesome again.

Make it a quarter of an hour.

Man of the soil! Script doctor!

Man, I wish I could brood like you.

Man, you agreed to half of everything.

Marry Batman. [chuckles]

Maybe in your world. But here, we don't see it that way.

Mayhem, do the boopity bop bop.

Me, too.

Mmm... I thought you'd be more excited.

Mom, it's not fair.

Monkey barring all the way up to...

More brainwashed than she was letting on.

More glitter! More frosting! Mmm!

More like, "War hardens the heart."

Morning, Scribble Cop!

My body is worming.

My CPD, convenient plot device,

My friends are coming to rescue me and you can't stop them.

My friends may not be real to you, but they're real to me.

My leg is a piano!

My man! [whoops]

My queen!

My queen!

My readout confirms you to be soft,

My real hair's naturally black.

Namaste.

Never to be seen again.

Nice work!

Nightmares are super broody. What was it about?

No "whoas." Do not give her the satisfaction of whoa ing this.

No offense, I sense no leadership qualities from you.

No one's tying down this Batman forever.

No regrets!

No way!

No way.

No way.

No, "bride"! I need to see the bride.

No, go back. The horse was much more palatable.

No, I did not!

No, I don't... [grunts]

No, I will not care about...

No, no, no, honey.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. No to the no.

No, no, no. This is my vision of the future.

No, no, no. You so get me.

No, no. You would've told me.

No, thank you. Hard pass.

No, you started it.

No, you started it.

No!

No!

No!

No! [groans]

No! I was finally valued!

No! I'm not gonna lose you again!

No! My queen!

No! My queen! No! Don't leave me!

No! No, no, no! It's only over if we give up.

No! No! No! No! No! No!

No.

No. I wanna save my friends.

No. It's not who I am. It's just hair.

No. It's too late.

No. No, no, no.

No. No, not Lucy. She is the toughest there is.

No. No, Rex.

No. You so get me.

Nope.

Nope. Mmm mmm. Nope. Stop.

Not at all!

Not awesome.

Not bad back there, kid.

Not bad brooding!

Not gonna slip this time! Not gonna slip this time!

Not some vision of the future?

Not tough enough?

Nothing left to do except sing a mature, sad song as we fade to black.

Now all of our fighting has brought us to the brink of Armamageddon.

Now everything is bleak.

Now with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls,

Now you're getting it!

Now, I only fight to survive.

Now, Unikitty!

Now, you disconnect the shield, and I'll blow up the temple.

Of course, the kitchen,

Of the death of imagination in the subconscious of an adolescent!

Of the dust planet Undar of the Dryar System.

Of the Stairgate.

Of what my ego needs deep down, but, no, he's real. Cool!

Oh, and Batman was there, and he was covered in glitter.

Oh, come on, everyone!

Oh, come on! No! Not all the way down!

Oh, come to think of it, I actually had a nightmare last night.

Oh, did we?

Oh, good morning, Sherry.

Oh, great. More singing. Right on time.

Oh, hey, Batman!

Oh, I don't go for guys like you.

Oh, I forgot to mention his chest was a clock.

Oh, I liked the tune. Especially the spaceship part.

Oh, I love the chocolate fondue fountain.

Oh, it's burning you up inside.

Oh, it's gonna be fun.

Oh, it's nothing. It was just a spa thing.

Oh, just mowing my lawn.

Oh, look at all these spaceship buttons.

Oh, man!

Oh, my goshness! Did I interrupt you brooding just now?

Oh, no, my friends.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no, no!

Oh, that's crazy, 'cause Batman is all for partying.

Oh, the pain!

Oh, they're brainwashed. But I'm not.

Oh, we have fun together.

Oh, what does this one? What about this one?

Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past in my chiseled glutes.

Oh, yeah, thanks. I've been meditating a lot.

Oh, yeah, we're flawed, but that's what makes us so relatable.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah?

Oh, yeah? This couch is a convertible.

Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles scrubbed off me bilge pump.

Oh, you're so jinxed, both of you, aren't you?

Oh! Almost ran me over. [chuckling] Classic!

Oh! We're going down!

Oh.

Oh. Uh huh. [chuckles]

Oh. Uh... Yeah, but you said that...

Okay, I'm not falling for it. No. Uh uh.

Okay, I'm thinkin' darker, broodier, less fish.

Okay, I'm thinking, it's more like, "War..."

Okay, I've got a plan. We split up.

Okay, let's address the elephant in the room.

Okay, no, no, no. Uh uh.

Okay, okay. You can do this.

Okay, target detected. I'm closing in.

Okay, well, technically I did the warrior stuff, but...

Okay. Everybody, take five.

Okay. Really?

Okay. That one.

On a galactic mission.

On my unusual activity tracker.

One black, one with just a touch of cream

One love.