Kindergarten Cop Soundboard Edit

A lot of flu going around this time of year isn't that so

A male kindergarten teacher isn't what i'm used to

A male kindergarten teacher that's unusual

A table for two thank you very much

A thermometer

Aah! help! help! help! somebody! help!

Actually it's quite a large serving

After the divorce he said we could stay here in exchange for keeping the place up

Ah good

All I have to do is tell my parents that you're here with something to do with the police and they'll yank their kids out of this school so fast we'd have to close the place

All right

All right (2)

All right (3)

All right all right settle down

All right did you tell anyone else this

All right let's get back into school

All right let's go back to class

All right let's try it again

All right move it in let's go step onto the numbers face front

All right party's over everyone go home

All right take your milk it makes you big and strong

All that hard earned drug money she stole from you

All the other grades your times were an improvement but they're still not good enough

All you have to do is point your finger and we can put him away for 30 years

And a little something I cooked myself for you

And blow our cover can't do it

And dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal and that government of the people by the people and for the people shall not perish from this earth

And don't you think I won't if I feel my children are in any danger

And even better salazar told me I have to tell you this

And flowers as well here you go she'll love them

And frankie my swimming teacher and gus my t ball coach are better than you too

And he his head is so big that he can't wear any hats

And he made me my favorite pasta a olio

And i'm sorry that I didn't believe you

And i've just been worried about sylvester he's been acting a little strange lately you know doing odd things

And on that farm he had a duck e I e I o

And then I coached basketball at an all girls school in rhode island but none of it made me really happy

And there goes our goddamn case

And this is dominic

And who's that

And writes I taught him myself

Anyway um I have a small problem

Are these all your lunches you mean you eat other people's lunches stop it!

Are these all your lunches? #fat kid #gorge #glutton #lunch thief #kindergarten cop #arnold

Are you a single parent mr green

Are you all right come on let's go

Are you listening

Are you married mr kimble

Are you okay

Are you serious you really know where he is

Are you sure

Aren't you going to break it up

Arnold Screaming and Leaving #screaming #im outta here #leaving #arnold #kindergarten cop

As a matter of fact he had two mothers unfortunately the first one died

At the school where I saw them astoria elementary school

Attention!

Austria

Bad people

Bailiff remove the prisoner

Bastard

Be good i'll be back to pick you up

Be right out!

Big circles big circles good now do the same thing way back and down in big circles big circles

Bon voyage

Boys have a penis girls have a vagina

Boys have a penis girls have a vagina (2)

Breakfast sir ma'am

Bring it back to the carpet quick quick quick back to the carpet quickly

Bullshit

But i'll keep an eye on him okay

But i'm sure there won't be any more occurrences

But it worked

But it's kinda tough on sylvester don't you think

But she I know

But we don't want joyce to think that do we

But what about your wife you remember her

But what you can't do what you must never ever do is never talk to strangers

But you shouldn't punch people

Can I help you

Can I pet him

Can we talk to dogs

Can you start a fire I don't think it should be a problem

Can't trust you I can't trust anybody

Check it out right

Cheerleader first violin in the school orchestra captain of the girls' softball team

Children's aspirin children's decongestant antihistamine

Cindy I don't like you using foul language not a classy girl like you

Cindy o d 'd last night

Class excuse me

Come in

Come on

Come on (2)

Come on (3)

Come on all together!

Come on come on come on

Come on come on everyone together! come on

Come on come on get all together everything together come on

Come on come on out

Come on come on! right here

Come on john i'm hungry

Come on one two three four come on go go

Come on quiet quiet! come on shh! quiet

Come on sit down

Come on stop whining

Come on zach let's all play together it's so much more fun

Come to me I want to start

Company halt!

Congratulations dominic the king of mount kimble!

Congratulations happy birthday

Courage that's my philosophy too

Crisp you're under arrest put your hands on your head and get up!

Cullen jr aged 3 months

Cullen told everybody I stole his money that way all these creeps would be looking for us to collect a big reward

Daddy

Daddy (2)

Danny danny! no! danny!

Danny where are they

Danny! get up! don't you die on me!

Daryl daryl

Das macht mich stocksauer jetzt bin ich sauer

Did he ever say what name she was using in oregon

Did he say anything before he left

Did I do that

Did I i'm sorry

Did lincoln have four mothers

Did she die no she went to see someone

Did she see you

Did they die

Did you see cullen jr

Did your daddy teach you this game

Didn't join the union until

Difficult man got to get to know him

Dinner won't be ready for a few minutes

Do you mean to tell me that you wouldn't take a bottle wine to a woman who's invited you over for dinner of course you would you know you would

Do you need a hand

Do you want to see something else

Does sylvester ever see his father

Doesn't anybody eat around here

Doesn't hurt to take precautions

Dominic

Dominic come back we're getting out of here dominic

Dominic doesn't even remember him

Dominic don't forget ferret

Dominic has been such a great help he's a good kid

Dominic stay close to me okay come on stay close to me

Dominic wait!

Dominic!

Dominic! (2)

Dominic! dominic!

Dominic! where's dominic dominic!

Don't don't

Don't go anywhere

Don't touch him!

Don't worry

Don't worry about anything okay we're going to be right across the hall

Don't worry about it we'll be fine

Don't worry i'm going to make it I just need a minute i'll be ready in just a minute I just got

Don't you have anything better to do

Don't you know the building is on fire

Don't you recognize me no sure you do it's me

Don't you remember

Don't you remember twinkle twinkle little star

Donde vas

Down to the wood where the bluebells grow anywhere anywhere I don't know

Drop it on the floor

Drop it! i'm losing it! hurry!

Drop the gun! drop the gun!

E is the fifth letter of the alphabet

Emma take your toy to the carpet

Everybody hands to your side

Everybody sit down on the carpet!

Everyone dies you know

Everything's going to be fine we just want to be extra careful

Everything's going to be okay dominic

Excuse me

Excuse me everybody

Excuse me i'm john kimble i'm zach's teacher

Excuse me this is your lucky day I have a better idea

Excuse me! surprise!

Faster faster come on yes come back terrific this is working wait

First day yes

First I would like to just get to know you

Follow me silly

Four scores and seven years ago

Four scores and seven years ago (2)

Four weeks into the new semester my superintendent told me I had to replace mrs hagley a kindergarten teacher of 25 years' experience with an undercover police officer and he wouldn't even tell me why

Fourscore and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth on this continent a new nation conceived in liberty

Freeze!

Freeze! (2)

Freeze! (3)

Get dominic okay dominic! dominic!

Get it

Get some rest and don't worry

Get those tree stumps out of my way before I vomit all over them

Give me the flowers

Go away

Go come on come right back to the carpet

Go go for it yes very fast

Go quickly get your toy

Go to hell

Go!

Going to start a whole new family

Good

Good good that's smart

Good morning

Good morning (2)

Good morning (3)

Good morning everyone

Good morning miss schlowski

Good morning mr kimble

Good morning mr kimble (2)

Good morning mr kimble (3)

Good morning phoebe

Good news you two are booked on the first flight to portland tomorrow morning

Good okay next one come on

Good quickly bring the toy back to the carpet

Good ready

Good then bring it back to the carpet pronto

Good very good

Gotcha!

Great

Great (2)

Great day huh

Great dominic you're doing well

Great well here are the directions

Hanna could you wrap that for me please

Have them tell the wife we're letting crisp go and he knows where she is

Have you guys had fun yeah

He came all the way up here just to surprise me

He came to us as a substitute teacher and he's proven to be a wonderful asset

He didn't say anything

He doesn't know where we are now and i'd like to keep it that way

He doesn't like anyone to talk to him

He doesn't live in france

He doesn't want me he wants dominic

He found out where we were and tried to kidnap dominic

He killed your boyfriend

He lives with his mother

He lives with his mother and stepfather

He looks a little odd but he's a wonderful teacher