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Kindergarten Cop (1990)

Kindergarten Cop (1990)

"Kindergarten Cop" is a beloved American comedy film released in 1990. Directed by Ivan Reitman, known for his work on "Ghostbusters," this film stars the legendary Arnold Schwarzenegger as Detective John Kimble. The story follows Kimble as he goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher to apprehend a dangerous criminal's ex-wife and son. Through hilarious and heartwarming moments, Kimble navigates the challenges of teaching while dealing with his own tough-guy persona. "Kindergarten Cop" is a delightful blend of action, comedy, and a touch of romance. If you're a fan of this classic movie, you can play and download its iconic sounds here for a nostalgic trip down memory lane.

A dead man!
A goddamn obstacle.
A kindergarten teacher of 25 years' experience,
A long time.
A lot of flu going around, right?
A male kindergarten teacher isn't what I'm used to.
A male kindergarten teacher. That's unusual.
A new nation...
A thermometer?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Help!
About last night...
About something else that's really important.
Actually, it's quite a large serving.
After the lineup, I'll drive you home. I'll even buy you dinner.
Ah, good.
Ah.
Ahh!
Ahh! Smell that fresh air.
All I have to do is tell my parents that you're with the police,
All right, let's get back into school.
All right, move it in. Let's go.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Just hold on.
All right. Take your milk.
All that hard earned drug money she stole from you?
All the other grades, your times were an improvement,
All you have to do is point your finger, and we can put him away for 30 years.
And a large bowl of the clam chowder.
And come right back.
And Crisp spends his life making license plates.
And dedicated to the proposition...
And don't you think I won't if I feel my children are in any danger.
And for the people...
And Frankie, my swimming teacher,
And Gus, my T ball coach, are better than you, too.
And he helps people that are hurt or lost their feelings, and, um, that's it.
And he made me my favorite. Pasta a olio.
And he... His head is so big that he can't wear any hats.
And he's proven to be a wonderful asset.
And he's, um, the boss of his company,
And hope that he considers staying on a permanent basis.
And I can't get these things off.
And I have no hobbies.
And I'll tell the judge what a nice, cooperative killer you are.
And I've just been worried about Sylvester.
And leave his toys behind.
And on that farm he had a duck
And she's a lot better than you, too.
And something I cooked myself.
And suddenly, there she was across the street, taking her kid into this school.
And that government...
And the money?
And then I coached basketball at an all girls school in Rhode Island, but
And then people use that money,
And there goes our goddamn case.
And they give the same amount of money back to my dad.
And they'll yank their kids out of this school so fast, we'd have to close.
And this is Dominic.
And those kids know you're scared.
And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God,
And we won't get a thousand.
And what has it gotten you, hmm?
And writes. I taught him myself.
And you turned out to be a cop.
And you'll still be eating take out food in that dump you live in.
And your mommy says he's a deadbeat.
And, um, he has a mustache and a beard.
Anyway...
Are these all your lunches?
Are they the tiny ones without meat?
Are trying to get away from something, or they're hiding something.
Are you a single parent, Mr. Green?
Are you married, Mr. Kimble?
Are you okay?
Are you serious? You really know where he is?
Are you sure?
Are you there?
Aren't you going to break it up?
As a matter of fact, he had two mothers.
Astoria Elementary School.
At the school where I saw them...
Bad people?
Bailiff, remove the prisoner.
Because by the time they came to me, I felt there wasn't much I could do with them.
Before we have to pretend we're married.
Bon voyage.
Boom! Boom!
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.
Breakfast, sir? Ma'am?
Bright and early.
Bring it back to the carpet.
But I'll have to do it at night.
But I'll keep an eye on him, okay?
But I'm sure there won't be any more occurrences.
But it worked.
But it's tough on Sylvester, don't you think?
But this is my case, and I work alone.
But we're pretty much out of the race cars, unless...
But what about your wife?
But what you can't do,
But you got to believe me.
But you're a very good teacher.
Can I help you?
Can I pet him?
Can we talk business?
Can you take over for me, please?
Can't do it.
Can't trust you or anybody.
Captain of the girls' softball team.
Caring, courtesy and courage.
Check out of here. This stuff will kill you.
Cheerleader, first violin in the school orchestra,
Cindy O.D.'d last night.
Class starts at 9:00 in the morning.
Class, excuse me.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on out.
Come on. Come on!
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Go, go.
Come on. One, two, three, four.
Come on. Quiet.
Come on. Sit down.
Come on. Stop whining.
Come right back to the carpet.
Come to me. I want to start.
Compared to what?
Conceived in liberty...
Congratulations, Dominic.
Courage.
Crisp, you're under arrest.
Cullen Jr., aged 3 months.
Cullen said I stole his money so these creeps would follow us for a reward.
Daddy.
Daddy.
Danny,
Danny!
Danny! No!
Danny.
Daryl. Daryl.
Days, nights, weekends, holidays.
Did he ever say what name she was using in Oregon?
Did he say anything before he left?
Did I... I'm sorry.
Did Lincoln have four mothers?
Did she see you?
Did they die?
Did you see Cullen Jr.?
Did you tell anyone else this?
Did your daddy teach you this game?
Didn't join the union until...
Difficult man. Got to get to know him.
Divorced. I know.
Do you have a minute? I'd like to speak with you.
Do you mind if I sit down?
Do you want to see something else?
Does he take care of you?
Does Sylvester ever see his father?
Doesn't hurt to take precautions.
Dominic doesn't even remember him.
Dominic has been a great help. He's a good kid.
Dominic is king of the mountain!
Dominic, don't forget Ferret. Yes. It's a fire drill. Come on.
Dominic, I had to do it!
Dominic, I'm your father.
Dominic, stay close to me, okay?
Dominic!
Dominic!
Dominic!
Dominic! Where's Dominic?
Dominic?
Dominic.
Don't get separated.
Don't let him get to you.
Don't shoot.
Don't touch him!
Don't turn your back on it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. Everything is under control.
Don't you die on me!
Don't you have anything better to do?
Don't you have anything better to say?
Don't you remember?
Don't. Don't.
Drop it! I'm losing it! Hurry!
Drop it. On the floor.
Drop the gun! Drop the gun!
E I E I O
E I E I O
Each one of you get one toy.
Emma, take your toy to the carpet.
Emma.
Everybody sit down on the carpet!
Everyone dies, you know.
Everyone together! Come on.
Everything is always great, terrific.
Everything is under control.
Everything together. Come on.
Everything's going to be fine.
Everything's going to be okay, Dominic.
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I'm John Kimble, Zach's teacher.
Face front.
Fast. Just the way we practiced it.
Faster, faster. Come on. Yes. Come back. Terrific. This is working. Wait.
First day?
First, I would like to just get to know you.
Follow me, silly.
Four scores and seven years ago.
Four weeks into the new semester,
Fourscore and seven years ago...
Freeze!
Get it?