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Billy Madison (1995) Soundboard

Billy Madison (1995) Soundboard

Billy Madison is a hilarious comedy film that was released in 1995. Directed by Tamra Davis and written by Tim Herlihy, this movie showcases the comedic talents of Adam Sandler in one of his most iconic roles.

The film focuses on the character of Billy Madison, played by Adam Sandler, a carefree and immature adult who has been living off his father's wealth. However, when his father decides to retire and hand over his multi-million dollar empire to Eric Gordon, played by Bradley Whitford, Billy realizes he needs to grow up and prove himself worthy of taking over the business.

In a bid to prove his worth, Billy embarks on an outrageous quest to complete all 12 grades of school in just a few months. From kindergarten to high school, Billy must face off against obnoxious kids, eccentric teachers, and his own academic shortcomings. Along the way, he forms a heartwarming friendship with his teacher, Miss Vaughn, played by Bridgette Wilson.

The cast of Billy Madison features a plethora of talented comedic actors. Norm Macdonald stars as Billy's best friend, Frank, who accompanies Billy on his educational journey. The film also includes memorable performances by Darren McGavin as Billy's irritable father, Chris Farley as the hilarious bus driver, and Steve Buscemi as a vengeful "Billy Madison List" victim.

With its offbeat humor and absurd situations, Billy Madison became an instant hit among audiences. Adam Sandler's energetic and eccentric portrayal of Billy captured the hearts of viewers, establishing him as one of the leading comedic actors of his generation.

If you're in the mood for some laughs, you can easily find and download the sounds and soundtrack of Billy Madison. From Billy's iconic catchphrases like "Stop looking at me, Swan!" to the comical sound effects that accompany his shenanigans, these sounds are sure to keep you entertained.

So, grab some popcorn, settle in, and get ready to laugh out loud with the one and only Billy Madison. This timeless comedy is a perfect choice for a movie night with friends or a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Don't miss out on the chance to relive the humor and hilarity that made this film a classic. Play and download the sounds of Billy Madison here and enjoy a dose of comedic brilliance.

A buffoon. And yet a threat to my eventual takeover of this company.
Aagh!
Actually, I stole this shirt from Frank.
All right, then. Let the academic decathlon begin.
All right, you got it. First grade through 12th grade all over again.
Although maybe I should. You are, what, 50?
And by opposing end them?
And my friends are always sleepin' over, even when I didn't ask 'em to.
Are you sure this is what you wanna do?
Bath.
Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks.
Billy is special, just like each and every one of you.
Billy, dodge ball time is a special time.
Billy, wait.
Buenos dias.
Burning Dog Poo and the Human Response.
But I'm still horny.
Can't you just stop for two seconds?
Chlorophyll? More like ''bore ophyll''!
Come on, kid! Get up! Get up!
Dad! He's lyin'!
Dan, you may begin.
Do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
For the love of God, cherish it.
Get on the bus here.
Hey, hey, hey. Who rules?
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks...
Hi.
Hm...
Holy jeez!
How long will they have jobs once Billy has the hotel operator speaking gibberish?
I got an idea for you. Instead of being an idiot every day,...
I guess a little too much fun, since you've gotta do it again
I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.
Is he gonna have a stupid party every time he passes a grade?
Is that right?
Keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I'm gonna fail you. End of story.
Knibb High football rules!
Light it.
Lunchtime!
Max! What can I say, buddy? You saved my life.
Maybe the first time you went to high school,...
Miss Lippy's car is green.
My dear Lord.
No yelling on the bus!
No, they didn't.
No!
No!
No.
Nothing.
O'Doyle rules!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I'll go to school.
Oh, yeah!
Oh.
Ooh!
Ooh. That wasn't very nice.
Penguin! Don't you dare run away!
Reflections of Society in Literature.
Relax, dude.
Right this way, gentlemen. Mr Madison is expecting you.
Rock on! Yes!
Sorry, Daddy.
Thank you very much, Miss Lippy!
That is the question:
That's quack tastic!
There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob.
Trust me, Carl, baby. I know he's not gonna make it.
Um, Miss Vaughn, would you ever go out with anybody from class?
Well, I am sorry, and maybe we can get together some time...
Well, if you think you can beat him.
Well, let's find out.
Well, that makes two of us, then, baby,...
When are you gonna find whatever it is you're lookin' for?
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
Who are you? I don't even know you. Go away, mister. Stop it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
Whoo ee!
Wow! Look at all that candy!
Yeah, to see your girlfriend.
Yes?
You guys are losers, not me.
You know, that was really sweet, the way you helped Ernie out yesterday.
You think he's horny.
You're a bad penguin.
Ask her... Shh!
Bath. Correct!
Billy Madison? (blows raspberry )
I know you blackmailed Max. Take it easy, Billy
Jeez, a little bit stuffy in here, huh? Don't talk to me.
W? No!
Want me to take my shirt off for you? No, thank you.
Where's Billy? He's in school, man.
Who's Eric? He works for my dad too.
..and have coffee or somethin'.
..but all in all I'm OK.
..but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough.
..is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
..our new friend Billy.
..to the Knibb High School library, I have been able to arrange for ten teachers...
''Now we have the privilege of staring at that tub of lard all day long''?
(~ 'Beat on the Brat' by the Ramones )
(Billy ) That's nice, buddy
(Billy howling )
(boys ) Whooo!
(Carl) Everybody's having a good time but you.
(class ) Ooh.
(fast gibberish )
(laughs )
(reporter ) That was Principal Anderson of Polly Fector Elementary School.
(rings doorbell)
(sniffs )
(snoring )
(speaks French very quickly )
(teacher ) The most densely populated part of the US is along the eastern seaboard.
~ And got a haemorrhage in my head
~ As simple as do re mi, ABC...
~ But without the roots of love every day, girl
~ Flowers, showers
~ How to get an A
~ I get a crazy feeling that chases in my head
~ I'll tumble for ya
~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble
~ I'll tumble for ya, I'll tumble for you
~ I'm not the one
~ I'm not the one
~ It's nothing that you do to me, it's nothing that you said
~ My Billy, sweet Billy boy
~ Number one, number one
~ Number three, number three
~ Oh, back to school
~ That you'll be shootin' for
~ Things you never, never knew before...
~ We've been through this too many times
~ You know why

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