A day filled with daiquiris and Nintendos and jack off magazines... from Billy Madison (1995)
A hundred friends, a million parties... from Billy Madison (1995)
A little confused, kinda sweaty,... from Billy Madison (1995)
A little first day hazing. from Billy Madison (1995)
A menace. And what do we do with a menace? from Billy Madison (1995)
Aaah! from Billy Madison (1995)
After all your hard work, how would you feel working for some punk kid like Billy? from Billy Madison (1995)
Agh! Ooh! from Billy Madison (1995)
Ah! from Billy Madison (1995)
Ah. You must be Billy Madison. from Billy Madison (1995)
All right, boys' night out! from Billy Madison (1995)
All right, man. You're hurting me. from Billy Madison (1995)
All right, stop before I throw up. from Billy Madison (1995)
All right, what's up? from Billy Madison (1995)
All right! from Billy Madison (1995)
All right. All right. from Billy Madison (1995)
All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out. from Billy Madison (1995)
All the people at the zoo are very nice, penguin. from Billy Madison (1995)
Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. from Billy Madison (1995)
And all the kids are treating me very nice. It's great. from Billy Madison (1995)
And I just wanted to apologise, and I hope you forgive me. from Billy Madison (1995)
And it uses its own pigment molecule, chlorophyll, to carry out the action. from Billy Madison (1995)
And now Eric's secretary is in a coma. from Billy Madison (1995)
And now we have just two students left. from Billy Madison (1995)
And our operations manager Carl Alphonse. Sit down, gentlemen, sit down. from Billy Madison (1995)
And people who work for my dad are always stoppin' by. from Billy Madison (1995)
And poor chlorophyll is caught in the middle of this. from Billy Madison (1995)
And that is what a prime number is. from Billy Madison (1995)
And the three of you can light dog shit on my living room floor. from Billy Madison (1995)
And we can start story time. from Billy Madison (1995)
And what do we do to our special people? from Billy Madison (1995)
And you have all those things. You're just afraid to use 'em. from Billy Madison (1995)
And you have the teacher, alone, in your tent. from Billy Madison (1995)
Any more information, Rollo? from Billy Madison (1995)
Anyways, I am sorry about what happened back there,... from Billy Madison (1995)
Anyways, this hotel stuff really isn't for me,... from Billy Madison (1995)
Are there any horse socks? from Billy Madison (1995)
Are you going to class today, too? from Billy Madison (1995)
Are you gonna come to class on Monday? from Billy Madison (1995)
As of this moment, Mr Madison is ahead by one point. from Billy Madison (1995)
As you can tell, Miss Vaughn is not feeling well today, so I'll be taking her place. from Billy Madison (1995)
Ask her if she likes anybody from class, like, more than a friend. from Billy Madison (1995)
Ask her if she would ever go out with somebody from class. from Billy Madison (1995)
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response... from Billy Madison (1995)
B a t h. from Billy Madison (1995)
Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens. from Billy Madison (1995)
Bath that's a little easy. Why don't you just give her the trophy? from Billy Madison (1995)
Bath. from Billy Madison (1995)
Beautiful table. from Billy Madison (1995)
Because I paid your teachers to give you decent grades. from Billy Madison (1995)
Better get up outta this bed! from Billy Madison (1995)
Bill, you're gonna miss the bus. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy is going to be sharing our fun and learning for the next two weeks. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy likes to drink soda. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy Madison. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy should get another shot at high school. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy, could you step in here for a moment? from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy, why are you acting like this? I know that you didn't pay off Max. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy, why don't you take a seat right up front here? from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy, you forgot your stuff. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy, you're losing your mind. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy! You shouldn't pull that crap in front of your father's business associates. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy? from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy? Eat your soup. from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy. What are you doing back? from Billy Madison (1995)
Billy's here! from Billy Madison (1995)
Boy, this wacko looks familiar. from Billy Madison (1995)
Brian, don't you think the future of Madison Hotels... from Billy Madison (1995)
Brian, I got some interim forecasts for you to... from Billy Madison (1995)
Bring that note up to me. from Billy Madison (1995)
Buenas noches. from Billy Madison (1995)
Buenas tardes. from Billy Madison (1995)
Bullshit. from Billy Madison (1995)
Bunt. B u n t. from Billy Madison (1995)
But don't get your hopes up, because I plan on teaching,... from Billy Madison (1995)
But for now I gotta study. from Billy Madison (1995)
But the industry, my friends,... from Billy Madison (1995)
But you can imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh? from Billy Madison (1995)
C h e e s e. from Billy Madison (1995)
C o u... from Billy Madison (1995)
C o... from Billy Madison (1995)
C o... from Billy Madison (1995)
C... from Billy Madison (1995)
C... from Billy Madison (1995)
Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!) from Billy Madison (1995)
Call the zoo! from Billy Madison (1995)
Can we start the story now? from Billy Madison (1995)
Carl, has anybody been able to find out anything about this Max guy? from Billy Madison (1995)
Cheese. from Billy Madison (1995)
Cheese. from Billy Madison (1995)
Class, say hello to Billy Madison. from Billy Madison (1995)
Come here, Mr Penguin! from Billy Madison (1995)
Come on, honey. from Billy Madison (1995)
Come on! from Billy Madison (1995)
Come on. from Billy Madison (1995)
Conditioner is better. from Billy Madison (1995)
Congratulations. You just passed the first grade. from Billy Madison (1995)
Correct! from Billy Madison (1995)
Cos I don't want it any more. from Billy Madison (1995)
Cou... from Billy Madison (1995)
Cou... from Billy Madison (1995)
Couch. from Billy Madison (1995)
Could be worse. from Billy Madison (1995)
Creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money. from Billy Madison (1995)
Da... I... Accident... from Billy Madison (1995)
Dad! from Billy Madison (1995)
Daddy. from Billy Madison (1995)
Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time. from Billy Madison (1995)
Did you hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class! from Billy Madison (1995)
Discuss, citing specific examples. from Billy Madison (1995)
Do I make myself clear? from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't be. You say you're not a loser, Billy Madison. So win. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't run from me! from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't run! from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't run! Oh. Oh... from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't tell me my business, devil woman. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't worry about it. Next week you're gonna have another teacher to annoy. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't worry, buddy. You hang tight. I'll be right back. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't you ever say that. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't you say that. from Billy Madison (1995)
Don't you think it's pathetic that because of your father you get to do school again? from Billy Madison (1995)
During that time Mr Madison was disruptive. from Billy Madison (1995)
Each competitor will select the final category for his opponent. from Billy Madison (1995)
Each grade, two weeks, or I get the company. from Billy Madison (1995)
Easy. from Billy Madison (1995)
Eee... from Billy Madison (1995)
English Literature. from Billy Madison (1995)
Eric is pregnant! Congratulations, Dippy! from Billy Madison (1995)
Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances. from Billy Madison (1995)
Ethics are, uh... from Billy Madison (1995)
Everybody on? Good, great, grand, wonderful! from Billy Madison (1995)
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. from Billy Madison (1995)
Except that the puppy... was a dog. from Billy Madison (1995)
Excuse me. What's that in your hand? from Billy Madison (1995)
Explain business ethics, and how they are applied today. from Billy Madison (1995)
Extenuating, exschmenuating. We had a deal. A signed, written deal. from Billy Madison (1995)
Feel those kicks! He's gonna be a soccer player. He is. from Billy Madison (1995)
First thing she does is kick me out of her class. from Billy Madison (1995)
First this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it. from Billy Madison (1995)
Forget it. from Billy Madison (1995)
Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school. from Billy Madison (1995)
Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know. from Billy Madison (1995)
Gentlemen, I can't thank you enough for coming this evening. from Billy Madison (1995)
Gentlemen? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. from Billy Madison (1995)
Give 'em hell, Bill. from Billy Madison (1995)
Give me one more chance. I'll prove I can take over. from Billy Madison (1995)
Go on with the chlorophyll. from Billy Madison (1995)
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! from Billy Madison (1995)
Good afternoon, students. from Billy Madison (1995)
Good luck, schmuck. from Billy Madison (1995)
Good seeing you, sir. from Billy Madison (1995)
Good. from Billy Madison (1995)
Grand, ripe banana. Trick of the day. Great... from Billy Madison (1995)
Have a nice weekend, son. You start school on Monday. from Billy Madison (1995)
Have five daiquiris? from Billy Madison (1995)
Have some more Sloppy Joes. from Billy Madison (1995)
Have you all met? Eric Gordon, my executive vice president. from Billy Madison (1995)
He called the shit ''poop''! from Billy Madison (1995)
He didn't put posters up. He just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. from Billy Madison (1995)
He gets the company if I screw up. He's a douchebag. from Billy Madison (1995)
He is. from Billy Madison (1995)
He made some menacing comments to me, and then he did that little weasel laugh. from Billy Madison (1995)
He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air. from Billy Madison (1995)
He would have done the same for me. from Billy Madison (1995)
He's a fine piece of ass though, too. from Billy Madison (1995)
He's gonna shit when he realises it's shit. from Billy Madison (1995)
He's good. from Billy Madison (1995)
He's headed right down the toilet. from Billy Madison (1995)
He's not my brother. He's my son. from Billy Madison (1995)
Hello, Billy Madison. from Billy Madison (1995)
