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A bubble blowing double baby doesn't belong out here in man's country
A couple of kids in way over their heads
A ding a ling
A hundred and one dollars for a krabby patty
A knucklehead mcspazatron
A little help here! help us out of the tank! we're stuck in this
A name you all know it starts with an s that's me
A to y yeah a to y you know the alphabet
Aaaagh! aaaagh! aaaagh!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he spongebob squarepants
Actually we're men lady but thanks
Agh! all right that's the last straw
Agh! where am I in crazytown I have had enough of this nonsense!
Ah ha ha I got it I got it!
Ah lad I mean this in the nicest of ways but there's a word for what you are and that word is uh uh now let's see uh dork
Ah spongebob you're a great fry cook but
Ah the sea so mysterious so beautiful so uh wet
Ah! are we dead I don't think so
Ah! dennis!
Ah! I got it!
Ah! mr krabs!
Ah! whoo! whoo hoo! whoop di doody!
Ahem yes well anyway the new manager is a loyal hard working employee yes
Ahem! can I have everybody's attention
Ahhh boy pat that hit the spot i'm feeling better already yeah
Ahhhhhh!
Ahoy this is eugene krabs leave a message
Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer cyclops
All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless
All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar
All hail plankton
All hail plankton (2)
All hail plankton (3)
All hail plankton (4)
All hail plankton (5)
All hail plankton (6)
All hail plankton all hail plank ow!
All hail plankton all hail plankton all hail plankton all hail plankton
All hands on deck
All of bikini bottom wants to know how did you get the krabby patty
All right all right
All right enough gab
All right folks this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world patrick and this big peanut guy
All right get it together old boy
All right let's do it for real
All right neptune let's get it on!
All right very well mindy i'll give him a chance
All right we get the point
And as for you be back here with my crown in exactly ten days
And here's your triple gooberberry sunrise sir
And i'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land king neptune!
And if i've learned anything during that time it's that you are who you are
And may I say sir you are a very lucky fellow to have in your employ such a brave faithful and heroic young lad
And no amount of mermaid magic or managerial promotion or some other third thing can make me anything more than what I really am inside a kid
And now eugene krabs you will
And now spongebob i'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago
And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase
And tonight after my big promotion we're gonna party till we're purple
And under the hood a fuel injected french fryer with dual overhead grease traps
And we're off to get king neptune's crown in shell city
And what's that supposed to mean
And what's worse there's a giant cyclops who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures
And you know i've been through a lot in the past six days five minutes 27 and a half seconds
Anyone else no well then
Anything for you perch
Anyway the point is you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist like your father
Are men afraid of anything heck no! and why because we're invincible!
Are they laughing at us no patrick they're laughing next to us
Are we men yet not yet
Are we there yet we must be close by now
Are you crazy I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down
Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony
Are you sure yeah i'm not in a goober mood
Arr the bird's right look
Artificially colored rocks
As new manager you've gotta keep a sharp eye out for paying customers
At least let him try what have you got to lose
Awww I wish we still had our car
Back up! back up!
Bald! bald! bald! bald! bald! bald! my eyes!
Bald! bald! bald! bald! bald! bald! my eyes! (2)
Becau uh well huh
Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do
Because today's the grand opening ceremony for the krusty krab 2 where mr krabs will announce the new manager
Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal who here has anything to say about eugene krabs
Bigger boot!
Bikini bottom's directly below
Bless you princess mindy
Boat (laughs)
Bring the prisoner forward
Bucket helmets for everyone!
But but this is crazy I didn't do it
But but we're just
But daddy now!
But daughter I please father
But i'm not a kid I can do it
But if this is shell city then where's the c c c crown!
But most of all i'm
But take a look at what the mermaid did ha! ha! ha!
But that's okay
But we'll never be able to float down in time
But what about mr krabs
But when your little champion fails to return I get to splatter this crab all over the walls
But you can't go home
By the way act now and you get a free chum bucket bucket helmet with every purchase
Can't your father do something
Care for one no
Cheated hold on there baldy
Chum bucket free krabby patty plankton giving with
Cleanliness is next to manager liness
Come along mindy
Come here you
Come on guys guys guys
Come on I was just kidding
Come on kid give it up
Come on kiddies have some ice cream ahhh! ahhh!
Come on let's find a way to be happy not like plankton
Come on patrick let's get this crown back to bikini bottom
Come on you guys knew that didn't you
Congratulations buddy
Curses!
Daddy
Daddy haven't you forgotten something
Daddy no daddy yes!
Daddy please I think you're overreacting
Daddy stop it can't you get through one day without executing someone
Dennis always gets his man
Did you get the ice cream
Did you hear that patrick she'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
Did you miss me
Did you see my butt
Did you see my underwear no patrick did you want to
Ding a ling
Dinghy ahoy dinghy off the port bow dinghy off the port bow! dinghy off the port bow! dinghy off the port bow captain dinghy off the dinghy
Dj! time for the test
Dj! turn it up louder!
Do you know what that means we are invincible!
Do you still have that bag of winds I sure do
Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown
Don't get worked up again plankton I just mopped the floors
Don't let him catch you because if he does he'll take you back to his lair and you'll never be seen again
Don't let the flame die out!
Don't sing along patrick
Don't worry mr krabs patrick squidward and i
Don't worry this will only hurt a lot
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo dee doo doo doo
Ee yai!
Er uh patrick and I hi are gonna get that crown back and save you from neptune's wrath
Eugene krabs I forgot to unfreeze you
Eugene krabs the time has come
Eugene krabs your six day reprieve is up and it is time for you to die
Even gary
Everything's gonna be just fine
Evil plan z is way ahead of you baby
Evil plan z is working perfectly nothing can stop me now
Exactly buddy yeah the place we never got to
Except give spongebob and patrick a little more ti ti ti ti ti what
Excuse me miss but where is everybody getting that horrid headwear
Excuse me plankton
Excuse me sir you folks have to leave
Father I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments that would be nice
Feast your eyes patrick
Fill her up please
Finally
First of all congratulations mr krabs
Five
For clever as you are you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime
For some reason he wanted me to step on you
For years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering krabby patty
For you
For your information we are not kids we are men
Freeze
Gah! I love being purple!
Gary I had that dream again and it's finally gonna come true today!
Get ahold of yourself eugene i'm goin' in
Get out!
Glue google eyes awww awww aw!
Go hasselhoff next stop bikini bottom
Go to him now krabs embrace him
Good luck spongebob
Good luck spongebob (2)
Good now keep your eyes shut
Good now let's get started close your eyes
Goofy goober's ice cream party boat!
Goofy goofy goober goober rock!
Goofy goofy goober goobers yeah
Got you covered
Greetings subjects
Guess what I got the key! shhh
Guh ha! hai yai yahee!
Guys
Guys yeah I said now that you're men can you make it to shell city
Hama la baby la zeebilay boobilay hama la baby la zeebilay bop
Have this pole executed at once
He can do it in nine eight seven six
He confided in me a secret wish
He'll never be satisfied always complaining about his life to his computer wife
He's a vicious cold blooded predator!
He's got money
He's making a humorous diorama of alexander clam bell
Heck yeah!
Heh! stupid contacts oh there it is I better go wash it off
Hello bikini bottom!
Hello I like money
Hello where'd everybody go did I miss something
Help us! help us! save us someone!
Here take this what's in here it's a magical bag of winds
Here you go
Here you go daddy
Here you go perch thanks
Here's the way down
Here's your goober meal sir
Hey
Hey all you goobers! it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut goofy goober!
Hey fellow goofy goobers time to sing
Hey hey get up hey come on buddy I wanna go home come on pal
Hey I thought you didn't have a driver's license you don't need a license to drive a sandwich
Hey it doesn't matter if you're kids and what's so wrong with being a kid anyway kids rule!
Hey it's lighter than I thought
Hey it's the new krusty krab 2 manager
Hey look for me at the ceremony I got a little surprise for you
Hey look free ice cream! wheeee!
Hey look it's making noise
Hey mister does that hat take ten gallons
Hey spongebob look!
Hey there old buddy
Hey there's some fish folk
Hey waiter! we need another one over here there you go
Hey we're alive!
Hey! hey! over here! hey! hey you guys! you guys hey! help! hey! help!
Hey! who blew this bubble
Hey! you may not know it cowboy but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles
Hi mr krabs this is clay the guy you sold neptune's crown to
His chops are too righteous
His dance moves are impressive but i'm in control! seize him!
Hmmm think mindy think
Hold the phone folks i'm getting an important news flash from mr krabs go ahead mr k
Hooray for hasselhoff! nothing can stop us now
Hooray for spongebob!
Hooray for spongebob! (2)
Hooray for spongebob! (3)
Hooray!
Hooray! (2)
Hooray! (3)
Hooray! (4)
Hooray! we made it! we made it!
Hooray! we're gonna be men! we're gonna be men! we're gonna be men!
How is this possible let's find out
How many seconds was that twelve
How much did you hear I heard enough
How ya doin'
Howdy goofy goober!
Huh are we dead no far from it my friend
Huh awww
Huh babies too
Huh I don't feel any oh my gosh patrick you have a mustache! so do you!
Huh patrick check it out
Huh uh oh
Huh unidentified object off the hindquarters
Huh wait a second
Huh wha oh uh oh yeah
Hurrah! yah!
I ain't a crook ask anyone they'll vouch for me
I believe
I believe that everybody I know is a goner!
I better get outta here
I but why
I can take you there
I command the two of you to turn into men!
I couldn't agree more sir
I deserve that manager's job! but you didn't give it to me because you say i'm a kid
I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves buddy
I don't know where we are
I gave the job to squidward because being manager is a big responsibility
I got a wife and two beautiful children that's what it's all about
I got bubbles fun at parties
I got it
I got it! I got it! I got it
I got no reason to be paranoid
I got you right where I want you
I got you spongebob
I gotta go I believe in you guys
I guess so mr krabs
I guess you're right plankton I am just a kid
I have to tell you something squidward
I have to use the bathroom it's uh right over there
I have worked for mr krabs for ma many years and always thought he was a great boss
I just don't know how to put it
I just wanted to say i'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today
I know i'll just stop thinking about it hey you know I actually feel a little better I don't even remember why I was sad
I love this job!
I made it to shell city and I beat the cyclops and I rode the hasselhoff and I brought the crown back!
I must enforce the laws of the sea!
I never agreed
I never said that
I never thought i'd see it with me own eye
I now realize that he's a great big jerk!
I seek the one known as eugene krabs
I sold it to a guy in shell city and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown neptune's crown which is now in shell city goodbye
I stole them from my father
I stole your crown signed eugene krabs!
I think I know what it is after going on your life changing journey you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted
I think it's working
I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin
I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day
I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime
I want you to do me a favor phil what say cheese
I was I just woo hoo! eh don't you just hate wrong numbers
I will destroy all of you!
I won't have you stalling this execution
I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here
I'll let you pet mr whiskers
I'm a goofy goober
I'm a goofy goober rock!
I'm a goofy goober yeah
I'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah
I'm a kid you say when you say i'm a kid I say say it again and then I say thanks thanks! thank you very much
I'm busy planning to rule the world!
I'm coming
I'm david hasselhoff
I'm eugene krabs your highness
I'm flattered you would do this on my account but being manager isn't worth killing mr krabs over
I'm free i've been freed!
I'm getting out of here! ahhh!
I'm going home patrick
I'm gonna be bald thinning!
I'm gonna head home pat the celebration's off
I'm making a complete what of myself the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen and now it's worse because i'm repeating everything you say into the microphone
I'm not mature
I'm on it
I'm ready depression i'm ready depression
I'm ready promotion
I'm ready promotion groo pee pah i'm ready promotion
I'm ready promotion i'm ready promotion
I'm really scared here man
I'm stalling yes stalling stalling! stalling stalling!
I'm supposed to get a toy with this thanks
I'm trying trying so hard
I've already hired someone to take care of those two
I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet from a to y
I've got something to say about mr krabs
I've never even eaten at goofy goofy goober goobers yeah
If nautical nonsense be something you wish then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
If they make it back neptune might discover some fingerprints
In your face! in your face!
Initiating launch sequence
Is he a mermaid
It be the tear of the goofy goobers
It looks like bigger boot but how
It means you set up mr krabs you stole the crown so neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby little paws on the krabby patty formula
It was him he did it
It was you all along but you made one fatal mistake you messed with my paycheck
It was you! you're the baby!
It's a little ditty called waiter
It's gonna take a lot more than five what is this uh that sir is five goober dollars legal tender at any participating goofy goober
It's not bald it's thinning
It's not fair
It's the best day ever
It's the best day ever (2)
It's the cyclops!
Jump for it patrick!
Jumped out of bed and I ran outside feeling so ecstatic statified
Karen do something karen
Kids
Krabs is being interviewed by perch perkins and i've never even had one customer!
La da doo la da dum la da dee la da doo la da dum la da dee la da doo la da dum la da dee la da doo la da dum
Later that evening
Let me show you some of its features sesame seed finish steel belted pickles grilled leather interior
Let's get that crown right
Let's hear it for spongebob!
Listen junior you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today so i'm gonna let you off with a warning
Listen to me it's 8 in the morning go sc**** up your friend and get going
Listen you guys the road to shell city is really dangerous
Lloyd take off your hat in respect respect for the dead!
Look at this little guy he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss
Look guys you may be kids but you're the only ones left who can get that crown
Look it's the wizard who saved us
Look there he is
Look what i'm trying to say is you're just a kid and to be a manager you have to be a man otherwise they'd call it kid ager
Lord knows i've tried
Make mine a chocolate!
Man that was a close call
Manager! this is the greatest day of my life!
March 14th
May he present himself to me at once
Maybe it was shut up!
Meanwhile
Meow
Meow plankton
Might I remind you of your special problem
Mindy I told you to stay in the carriage
Mindy will you butt out
Mindy!
Mindy! (2)
Mindy! how dare you defy me!
Mindy! mindy
Mmm I know i'll go in and create a distraction and you get the key
Morning
Mr krabs is gonna be mr krabs
Mr krabs stole my crown and now it's in shell city
Mr krabs thinks i'm a kid
Mr krabs uses it for promotional reasons
Mr squidward front and center please
Mr sun came up and he smiled at me said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see
Mrs puff
My crown is a symbol of my king like authority and uh between you and me my hair is thinning a bit
My crown is in the forbidden shell city
My crown my beautiful crown!
My eyes!
My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything
My friend patrick hey what's up buddy bluh!
My helmet! ooh!
My precious helmets!
My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown
Name's dennis i've been hired to exterminate you
Nay! i'm on to you krabs!
Neptune I command you to
Neptune's crown
Neveeeeeer!
No baby can resist singing along to this
No I am not on my way over to the grand opening ceremony
No i'm tired of running if we run now we'll never stop
No look at the sign
No no no!
No no stop! I was bad i'm sorry! i'm sorry I just thought it was a mistake! ohhh
No no! I only coughed I swear
No not because I cheated because i'm an evil genius and you're just a a kid a stupid kid
No one who's gone to shell city has ever returned
No pat it's a giant glass bowl
No pat you don't understand I didn't get the promotion
No resting! this monument celebrating my glory isn't gonna build itself move faster!
No this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea
No wait i'm begging you
No wait that's not right not a dork uh a goofball closer but no no no
No yes
No yes (2)
No!
No! I won't let you
Nothing except spongebob and his pink friend
Now activating helmet brain control devices huh
Now before we begin with the ribbon cuttin' i'd like to announce the name of our new manager
Now everybody line up!
Now how are we gonna get it I know walk in and ask him for it
Now let's go home
Now patrick
Now pay attention squidward
Now that they're men there'll be a happy end
Now that they're men they have become our friends
Now that they're men we can't bother them
Now that we're men I change my underwear
Now that we're men we can do anything now that we're men we are invincible
Now that we're men we have facial hair
Now that we're men we'll go to shell city get the crown save the town and mr krabs
Now that we're men we've got a manly flair
Now wait a minute maybe we're just young and we won't know till we're old
Now where were we
Now you're talking
Of course i'm right okay neptune time to kill
Oh better luck next time buddy
Oh boy
Oh boy (2)
Oh boy (3)
Oh boy!
Oh don't worry about me my parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
Oh for crying out loud spongebob!
Oh gee come on pat one more time okay
Oh grow up what you think this is a game of kickball on the playground
Oh i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeah
Oh i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeah (2)
Oh i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeah (3)
Oh i'm a goofy goober yeah you're a goofy goober yeah we're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeah (4)
Oh i'm gonna be queen of the sea one day i've learned the names of all the sea creatures
Oh i'm sorry for falsely freezing you krabs
Oh karen my computer wife if only I could have managed to steal the secret to krabs' success the formula for the krabby patty ohhh oh!
Oh mr krabs you old soft serve
Oh mr waiter two more please
Oh my gosh! patrick look!
Oh no he's going for his evil instruments of torture
Oh no how will we ever get back to bikini bottom now
Oh no this is terrible who's gonna sign my paycheck
Oh right ahem the royal court is now in session
Oh sorry plankton
Oh spongebob wherever you are you better hurry
Oh thanks patrick
Oh triple gooberberry sunrise huh I guess I could use one of those
Oh well I got it at the chum bucket plankton's giving them away free with every krabby patty
Oh yeah
Oh yeah we'll see about that
Oh yes well done spongeboob
Oh you're right spongebob we are kids!
Oh your highness i'm sure it's not that noticeable
Oh! I better get going
Oh! it started out as a simple order a krabby patty with cheese when the customer took a bite no cheese!
Oh! squire
Oh! the key where do you think it is
Ohhh
Ohhh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! guess who's here
Ohhh ohhh ohhh
Ohhh ohhh ohhh! it's evil it's diabolical it's lemon scented
Ohhh what's happening huh
Ohhhh
Okay fellas this is where you get off
Okay i'll see you at the ceremony
Okay let's go over the instructions let's see it says here step one
Okay now you're starting to bum me out patrick
Okay patrick let's you can let go now I said let go please
Okay see you
Okay settle down take it easy
Okay sorry about that
Okay that's enough!
On three patrick ready one two three
On to shell city
Once you find the crown open the bag of winds and you'll be blown back home
One
One day you will wear this crown
One secret formula to go please no no don't trouble yourself i'll get it
Ooh I think I stepped in something aaaaaaaagh! not in something on someone you twit!
Ooh! hooray! hooray! bubble party!
Ooh! ooh! wait I wanna do the distraction
Ooh! take it easy back there fellas
Oops hold on
Oops I guess I had it set to real boy ending
Open your eyes
Open your eyes patrick!
Or should I say planktopolis
Order up
Our story begins in bikini bottom's popular undersea eatery the krusty krab restaurant where
Out of my way fools
Out of the car fellas
Ow! karen baby I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife
Ow! ow! ow! ow! aghhhh! aghhhh!
Pass
Pat we did make it yeah I guess we did
Patrick he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks and I think we're next
Patrick let's go get that crown
Patrick look we're doing great!
Patrick run
Patrick shush
Patrick that's a terrible idea sorry
Patrick you call that a distraction
Patrick you see i'm growing a mustache and though I know I must ask you does it really make me look like a man
Patrick you've been wearing the same goofy goober peanut party underpants for three years straight
Patrick!
Patrick! (2)
Patrick! no!
People of bikini bottom as the manager of
Perch perkins bikini bottom news can I get a minute
Perch perkins here coming to you live from in front of the krusty krab restaurant
Perch perkins here with an incredible news flash
Plan z I love plan z
Plan z I love ya!
Plankton cheated
Plankton is selling krabby patties at the chum bucket
Plankton was very specific plankton
Plankton's turned everyone we know into slaves
Please I didn't do it
Please settle down we've got a situation in there
Please tell king neptune all about me
Please welcome our new manager
Point bag away from home
Point bag away from home feet firmly on ground pull string releasing the winds
Poor kid
Prepare to burn krabs
Pull your pants up patrick we're going home
Put your toys away well all I gotta say when you tell me not to play I say no way no way! no no freaking way!
Quiet fool!
Relinquish the royal crown to me at once
Road road road road road road road r sorry
Run along I have a crab to cook ohh hoo hoo!
Run spongebob!
Sandy
See ya
Seize him slaves!
Sell the krabby patty in my absence at the chum bucket he said
Sesame seed
She's purty spongebob
Shell city
Shell city dead ahead we did it pat!
Shell city here we come!
Shell city is a gift shop
Shell city marine gifts and sundries
Shell city yeah we never made it to shell city shell city
Shell city's only five days away by car
Shh
Silence mindy! I know what i'm doing
Six five
Six it is then
So enjoy today mr krabs because by tomorrow i'll have the formula
So if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me go ahead and try the kid inside will set you free
So nobody knows
So now that you're men can you make it to shell city
So who blew it
So yeah i'm a kid and i'm also a goofball and a wing nut and a knucklehead mcspazatron!
So you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown yes but but what but it's my job your highness i'm the royal crown polisher
So you see you can't quit the fate of bikini bottom rests in your hands
So you think i'm stalling
So you're selling krabby patties eh plankton that's right squidward
Some people have no taste in headgear
Somebody in here ain't a real man
Sometimes the little things start closin' in on me
Soon mr moon will be shinin' bright so the best day ever can last all night
Sorry about this calendar
Sorry about this calendar (2)
Sorry to rain on your parade plankton
Spongebob
Spongebob be careful!
Spongebob being a manager's a tough job I hope you're picked you'll be the best spongeboss they've had working like a dog apt the krusty krab
Spongebob hey where are you going
Spongebob it's the goofy goober theme song I know
Spongebob look! our car! ah!
Spongebob me boy i'm sorry I ever doubted you
Spongebob me boy! oh you've come just in time
Spongebob patrick I knew you could do it
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob what happened
Spongebob!
Spongebob! what are you doing in here
Squawk! shut up and look at the screen squawk!
Squidward
Squidward tentacles!
Squire clear the room I wish to speak to my daughter alone
Squire will you hurry
Stalling i'm not stalling anything
Starting at the undersea castle of king neptune
Stay in the coach daughter this won't take long
Step aside and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches
Step on it patrick!
Step on us
Step right up plenty for everybody
Step three remove string from bag releasing the winds check
Step two plant feet firmly on ground right
Stupid kid
Take it easy friend i'm the manager of this establishment
Talk to me krabs
Tell me about it
Ten seconds to liftoff nine eight
Th those fish are dead
Thanks buddy thanks a lot
Thanks don't mention it
Thanks mindy
That sounds like the manager of the new krusty krab 2
That's a big boot
That's a mistake I won't make again
That's easy you're patrick star
That's great now get back against the wall
That's it! i'm through messing around! see you later fools!
That's right
That's right folks longtime owner mr krabs is opening a new restaurant called the krusty krab 2
That's right okay neptune
That's right!
That's the end of spongebob
That's the spirit
That's what i'm talking about yeah
That's why he must die
That's why I guess i'll just have to turn you into men
The control
The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move
The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll
The mustaches worked!
The obvious choice for the job he's right
Then everyone will eat at the chum bucket and I will rule the world!
Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant
There I think I made my point
There is nothing else I can do
There it is pat the key!
There's crooks killers and monsters everywhere
There's no shower at work
There's the road on the other side of this deep dark dangerous hazardous monster infested trench
They were fake of course they were fake!
They'll pass the test and finish the quest
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown
They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown (2)
They're dead
Things have gotten a lot worse since you left bikini bottom
This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline
This doesn't look too good patrick
This is shell city
This is the best seat in the house
This is what a real mustache looks like hngh!
This plan z can't possibly fail!
Those clouds don't scare me they can't disguise this magic that's happened right before my eyes
Three cheers for the manager! hip! hip! (honk) hip! hip! (honk) hip! hip!
Three two
Tickets to the spongebob movie!
Time to put plan z into effect
Tiny fingerprints stubby tiny fingerprints
To be thought of as a king you don't need a crown
To fry
Too bad spongebob's not here to enjoy spongebob not being here
Too young to free ourselves from this lonely fishbowl
Two please certainly
Ugh bluh oh my head
Ugh! what is this it's some kind of wall of psychic energy
Ugh! yuck! what is this
Uh can I help you with something sir
Uh dad your crown
Uh huh uh huh oh yeah
Uh I don't know what plankton's paying you but if you let us go I can make it worth your while
Uh king neptune sir would you spare mr krabs' life if I went to get your crown back
Uh not you guys you guys are awesome!
Uh okay I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction
Uh patrick yeah buddy why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs
Uh perhaps i've said too much
Uh so where's your boat
Uh spin around three times
Uh spongebob
Uh spongebob (2)
Uh stranger
Uh what nothing nothing
Uhhh huh huh huh
Umbrella
Until then the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands
Until today that is
Very well then
Very well then i'll have to fry you both
W x y z plan z! here it is just like you said
Wahhhhhhh!
Wait a minute wait a minute!
Wait a minute what is happening
Wait a second everybody there's something I need to say first
Wait how did you know my name
Wait neptune please i'm begging you
Wait ny ah ah!
Wait pat this bigger boot saved our lives
Wait that's not right it should say the day that krabs fries
Wait you said 8 00 i'm late for work
Waiter let's get another round over here
Waiter oh waiter waiter waiter waiter!
Wasn't that hilarious everybody
We blow bubbles we eat ice cream we worship a dancing peanut for corn's sake! we don't belong out here!
We did all right for a couple of goofballs
We didn't even come close to the crown we let everybody down we failed
We do not worship him
We made it past everything! even the hideous disgusting monsters
We never had a chance when we were kids no! no! no!
We paid 9 dollars for this I paid 10
We were doomed from the start I mean look at us
We'll see about that inspector looselips
We're all goofy goobers rock!
We're all goofy goobers yeah goofy goofy goober goober yeah
We're going to the place where all the action is
We're not kids
We're on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know how to weeeeeed 'em out
We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench
We've got the stuff we're tough enough to save the day
Weed them out
Welcome! welcome everyone to the grand opening of the krusty krab 2
Well good luck with that
Well I am 100 percent man! and this man has got something to say to you pbbbbb bbbbbb bbbbb pbbt! pbbt!
Well I got my hands dirty for nothing