The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Edit

A bubble blowing double baby doesn't belong out here...

A couple of kids could never survive this journey.

A couple of kids in way over their heads.

A delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty.

A ding a ling.

A fine ruler of the sea one day.

A free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase.

A fuel injected French fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

A goofball?

A hooo!

A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

A kid.

A Knucklehead McSpazatron.

A Krabby Patty with cheese.

A little help here!

A stupid kid.

A to Y?

Aaaaaaaagh!

Aaaaaaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Aaaagh!

Actually, we're men, lady, but thanks.

After going on your life changing journey,

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Aghhhh!

Aghhhh!

Aghhhh!

Ah ha ha. I got it.

Ah ha hoo!

Ah ha oo!

Ah oo!

Ah, lad...

Ah, SpongeBob...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Dennis!

Ah! Mr. Krabs!

Ahem!

Ahem.

Ahem. The royal court is now in session.

Ahh!

Ahh! Ah!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! ( thwack )

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ahhh...

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhhh ahhh ah!

Ahhhhhh!

Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.

ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.

ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.

ALL ( droning ): All hail Plankton.

ALL ( droning ): Ha, ha, ha.

ALL ( droning ): Yay.

All hail Plank Ow!

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hail Plankton.

All hands on deck.

All of Bikini Bottom wants to know,

All right, all right.

All right, folks,

All right, let's do it for real.

All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

All right, that's the last straw.

All right, we get the point.

All right.

All right. Enough gab.

All right. Get it together, old boy.

ALL: ♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

ALL: All bubble blowing babies

ALL: All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless

ALL: Bald! Bald! Bald!

ALL: Hooray!

ALL: Huh?

ALL: Hurrah!

ALL: Three cheers for the manager!

ALL: Umbrella?

ALL: Yay!

And a Knucklehead McSpazatron! What?

And always thought he was a great boss.

And as for you,

And don't think we don't know how to weed 'em out.

And don't think we don't know how to weeeeeed 'em out.

And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.

And heroic young lad.

And I just wanted to say

And I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!

And I think we're next.

And I will rule the world!

And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut.

And I'm gonna report you

And I've never even had one customer!

And if I've learned anything during that time,

And it is time for you to die.

And it's finally gonna come true. Today!

And let's face it, Pat. We're just...

And making them into smelly knickknacks.

And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow

And no amount of mermaid magic...

And now it's worse

And now, Eugene Krabs, you will

And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something

And preys on innocent sea creatures.

And save you from Neptune's wrath.

And save you from Neptune's wrath.

And that word is, uh...

And there's a free bucket helmet with every purchase.

And this man has got something to say to you.

And to be a manager, you have to be a man.

And tonight, after my big promotion,

And under the hood...

And we're off to get

And what does this crown do?

And what's so wrong with being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!

And what's that supposed to mean?

And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops

And you could finally get your stubby little paws

And you get the key.

And you know why?

And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days,

And you'll be blown back home.

And you're just a A kid.

And, uh, between you and me...

ANNOUNCER: Hey, all you Goobers!

Anyone else?

Anything for you, Perch.

Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it

Are men afraid of anything?

Are they laughing at us?

Are we dead?

Are we dead?

Are we men yet?

Are we there yet?

Are you crazy?!

Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?

Are you sure?

Artificially colored rocks?

As new manager,

As the manager of

Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

At least let him try. What have you got to lose?

At the scene of the crime.

ATTENDANT 1: Hey, mister.

Awww awww aw!

Awww...

Awww...

Babies too?

Bald!

Bald! Bald!

Bbbbb

Bbbbbb...

Be able to save ourselves, buddy.

Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days.

Becau Uh...

Because being manager is a big responsibility.

Because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula.

Because I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do.

Because I'm an evil genius.

Because I'm repeating everything you say

Because today's

Because you cheated?

Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fishmeal,

Bigger boot!

Bikini Bottom's directly below.

Bless you, Princess Mindy.

Bluh!

Bluh...

Boat?

BOTH: What the ?

BOTH: Whoa!

Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.

Bring the prisoner forward.

Bubble party! Bubble party!

Bucket helmets for everyone!

But But this is crazy. I didn't do it.

But But we're just

But being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

But how?

But I'm in control!

But I'm not a kid. I can do it.

But I've got Krabby Patties to make...

But if this is Shell City, then where's the...

But if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.

But it's my job, Your Highness.

But most of all, I'm...

But there's a word for what you are,

But we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles.

But we'll never be able to float down in time.

But what about Mr. Krabs?

But what?!

But when your little champion fails to return,

But where is everybody getting that horrid headwear?

But why?

But you can't fool me.

But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid.

But you're the only ones left who can get that crown.

But, Daddy

But, daughter, I

By every able bodied patron in the bar.

By the way, act now and you get

C c c...

Called The Krusty Krab 2.

Can I get a minute?

Can I have everybody's attention?

Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

Can't your father do something?

Captain, dinghy off the

Care for one?

Certainly.

Cheated?

Check.

CHILDREN: Howdy, Goofy Goober!

CHILDREN: Yay!

CHORUS: ♪ Best day ever ♪

CHORUS: ♪ Rock ♪ Ahhh!

Chum Bucket?

Cleanliness is next to manager liness.

Close your eyes.

Closer, but no, no, no.

COACHMAN: Whoa! Huh?

Come along, Mindy.

Come here, you.

Come on, guys.

Come on, I was just kidding.

Come on, kid, give it up.

Come on, kiddies, have some ice cream.

Come on, pal.

Come on, Patrick.

Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.

Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?

Congratulations, buddy.

Covers your bald spot.

Crown. Crown.

Da doo, da doo.

Dad? Your "crown"...

Daddy,

Daddy, no.

Daddy, please. I think you're overreacting.

Daddy, stop it.

Daddy, yes!

Daddy.

Dennis always gets his man.

Did I miss something?

Did not...

Did you get the ice cream?

Did you hear that, Patrick?

Did you miss me?

Did you see my butt?

Did you see my underwear?

Did you see that?

Did you want to?

Dinghy ahoy.

Dinghy off the port bow!

Dinghy off the port bow!

Dinghy off the port bow.

Dinghy.

DJ!

DJ!

Do you know what that means?

Do you still have that bag of winds?

Does that hat take ten gallons?

Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

Doesn't that make us a bubble blowing double baby?

Don't get worked up again, Plankton,

Don't let him catch you, because if he does,

Don't mention it.

Don't sing along, Patrick.

Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward and I

Don't worry.

Dork?

Down here.

DRONES: All hail Plankton.

Ee yai!

Eh, don't you just hate wrong numbers?

ELECTRONIC VOICE: ...six, five...

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Initiating launch sequence.

ELECTRONIC VOICE: Ten seconds to liftoff.

Employee of the month awards.

Er, uh, Patrick and I... Hi.

Eugene Krabs,

Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you.

Eugene Krabs, your six day reprieve is up,

Even Gary.

Even the hideous, disgusting monsters.

Everybody I know is a goner!

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Evil Plan Z is way ahead of you, baby.

Evil Plan Z is working perfectly.

Ew.

Ewwwww...

Exactly, buddy.

Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more ti

Excuse me, miss,

Excuse me, Plankton.

Excuse me, sir.

Faithful

Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion

Feast your eyes, Patrick.

Fill her up, please.

Finally.

First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.

Five.

For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.

For three years straight.

For years the only place to get

For your information, we are not kids, we are men.

For, clever as you are,

Free?

Freeze.

From in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant,

From this lamp

Fun at parties.

Gah ah ha!

Gah gah! Goo goo!

Gah! I love being purple!

Gary, I had that dream again.

Get ahold of yourself, Eugene.

Get...

GIRL: Look, there he is.

Giving?

Go ahead, Mr. K.

Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him.

Go, Hasselhoff.

Good luck, SpongeBob.

Good luck, SpongeBob.

Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.

Good. Now, let's get started.

Goofy Goober!

Got you covered. Two, please.

Greetings, subjects.

Grilled leather interior.

Guess what I got.

Guess who's here.

Guh ha!

Guys?

Guys?

Guys.

Guys. BOTH: Yeah?

Ha! Plan Z, I love ya!

Hai yai yahee!

Have this pole executed at once.

Haven't you forgotten something?

Hazardous.

He can do it in nine.

He confided in me a secret wish.

He did it. He did it.

He said.

He'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

He's a vicious, cold blooded predator!

He's got money.

He's making a humorous diorama of...

He's more, uh...

He's right.

He's willing to risk his life

Heck, yeah! Heck, yeah!

Hello, Bikini Bottom!

Hello?

Hello. I like money.

Help us out of the tank! We're stuck in this

Here it is, just like you said.

Here you go, Daddy.

Here you go, Perch.

Here you go.

Here, take this.

Here's the way down.

Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Hey there, old buddy.

Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home.

Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

Hey, get up.

Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

Hey, it's lighter than I thought.

Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager.

Hey, look for me at the ceremony.

Hey, look, free ice cream!

Hey, look, it's making noise.

Hey, SpongeBob, look!

Hey, there's some fish folk.

Hey, waiter!

Hey, we're alive!

Hey, what's up, buddy?

Hey, where are you going?

Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better.

Hey! Hey!

Hey?

Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.

Hey. Wait a minute. ( crowd clamoring )

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

Hip! Hip!

His dance moves are impressive.

Hmmm.

Hmmm...

Hngh!

Hold on there, baldy.

Hold the phone, folks,

Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.

Hooray for SpongeBob!

Hooray for SpongeBob!

Hooray for SpongeBob!

Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! We made it!

How did you get the Krabby Patty?

How is this possible? Let's find out.

How many seconds was that?

How much did you hear?

How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?

How ya doin'?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Unidentified object off the hindquarters.

Huh? Wha ? Oh, uh Oh, yeah.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. I don't feel any

Hyaaaaah!

I ain't a crook.

I am just a kid.

I am the king!

I believe that

I believe.

I couldn't agree more, sir.

I deserve that manager's job!

I didn't get the promotion.

I don't even remember why I was sad.

I don't even think we're gonna

I don't know where we are

I don't know. Look!

I don't think so.

I gave the job to Squidward

I get to splatter this crab all over the walls.

I got a little surprise for you.

I got a wife and two beautiful children.

I got bubbles.

I got it!

I got it!

I got it! I got it!

I got it.

I got it.

I got you right where I want you.

I got you, SpongeBob.

I gotta go. I believe in you guys.

I guess I could use one of those.

I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction.

I guess so, Mr. Krabs.

I guess we did.

I guess you're right, Plankton.

I have had enough of this nonsense!

I have to tell you something, Squidward.

I have to use the bathroom.

I have worked for Mr. Krabs for ma Many years

I haven't felt this giddy

I heard enough.

I just don't know how to put it.

I just mopped the floors.

I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you

I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown.

I know.

I know.

I know. I'll just stop thinking about it.

I know. Walk in and ask him for it.

I listen to public radio.

I love this job!

I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops,

I mean this in the nicest of ways,

I mean, look at us.

I must enforce the laws of the sea!

I never agreed.

I never said that.

I never thought I'd see it with me own eye.

I now realize that he's a great big jerk!

I paid 10.

I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?

I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs.

I sold it to a guy in Shell City,

I stole them from my father.

I sure do.

I think I know what it is.

I think I made my point.

I think it's working.

I think we all know

I think you're going to make

I thought you still had a piece of salad

I wanna do the distraction.

I want you to do me a favor, Phil.

I was I just Woo hoo!

I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down.

I will destroy all of you!

I wish to speak to my daughter alone.

I wish we still had our car.

I won't have you stalling this execution.

I...

I...better get outta here.

I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.

I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.

I'll go in and create a distraction,

I'll have to fry you both.

I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.

I'm busy planning to rule the world!

I'm David Hasselhoff.

I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.

I'm feeling better already.

I'm flattered you would do this on my account,

I'm free. I've been freed!

I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs.

I'm getting out of here!

I'm goin' in.

I'm going home, Patrick.

I'm gonna be bald?

I'm gonna head home, Pat.

I'm late for work.

I'm making a complete what of myself?

I'm not...

I'm on fire!

I'm on it.

I'm on to you, Krabs!

I'm really scared here, man.

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

I'm sorry, I just thought... Please, bag.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to get a toy with this.

I'm the manager of this establishment.

I'm the royal crown polisher.

I'm through messing around!

I'm tired of running.

I'm trying.

I'm up here.

I'm...

I've already hired someone to take care of those two.

I've been hired to exterminate you.

I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...

I've got something to say about Mr...

I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

If I went to get your crown back?

If they make it back,

If we run now, we'll never stop

In Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery

In man's country.

In my managerial acceptance speech today.

In your face! In your face!

Instead of these harsh punishments.

Is he a mermaid?

Isn't gonna build itself.

It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.

It looks like...

It means you set up Mr. Krabs.

It says here, "Step one:

It should say "The day that Krabs fries."

It starts with an S.

It was a mistake!

It was him. Uh... It was him. Uh...

It was you all along.

It was you! You're the baby!

It's a little ditty called...

It's a magical bag of winds.

It's diabolical.

It's evil.

It's lemon scented.

It's like saying I'm a kid.

It's not bald, it's...

It's not fair.

It's right here, captain.

It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.

It's that you are who you are.

It's the Cyclops!

It's time to say howdy

It's, uh...

Jump for it, Patrick!

Karen, baby,

Karen, do something.

Karen?

Kids? Now, Patrick.

King Neptune is riding

King Neptune!

King Neptune's crown in Shell City.

Krabby Patty?

Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins,

Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober

Let me show you some of its features.

Let's get that crown.

Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom.

Let's hear it for SpongeBob!

Let's see,

Like your father.

Listen to me. It's 8 in the morning.

Listen, junior,

Listen, you guys,

Lloyd, take off your hat in respect.

Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant

Look at this little guy.

Look, guys, you may be kids,

Look, it's the wizard who saved us.

Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid.

Looks like we got ourselves a double baby.

Lord knows I've tried.

Make mine a chocolate!

Man, that was a close call.

MAN: I can take you there.

Managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success,

Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!

March 14th.

Mature than you.

Mature?

May he present himself to me at once.

Me underwear's on fire!

Meow, Plankton.

Meow.

Meow.

Might I remind you of your... special problem?

Mindy, will you butt out.

MINDY: But you can't go home.

MINDY: My father's too distracted by his bald spot to do anything.

MINDY: Stalling.

Mindy!

Mindy! How dare you defy me!

Mindy?

Mindy. I told you to stay in the carriage.

Mmm. I know.

Money.

Monster infested.

MONSTERS: Hooray!

MONSTERS: Huh?

Morning.

Move faster!

Moving on. Just Just keep going.

Mr. Krabs is gonna be...

Mr. Krabs stole my crown, and now it's in Shell City.

Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons.

Mr. Krabs.

Mr. Squidward, front and center, please.

Mrs. Puff.

Mustard or ketchup?

My beautiful crown!

My crown is a symbol of my king like authority.

My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?!

My crown!

My crown.

My eyes!

My eyes!

My eyes.

My hair is thinning a bit.

My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!

My precious helmets!

My sensors indicate that they're going after the crown.

Name's Dennis.

NARRATOR ( French accent ): Ah, the sea.

NARRATOR: Later that evening...

NARRATOR: Meanwhile...

Nay!

Neptune might discover some fingerprints.

Neptune, I command you to...

NEPTUNE: Mindy!

NEPTUNE: Mindy! I'm coming.

NEPTUNE: Someone has stolen the royal crown!

NEPTUNE: Stalling!

Neptune's crown.

Neptune's crown.

Neptune's crown.

Neveeeeeer!

Next stop, Bikini Bottom.

Nine, eight...

No baby can resist singing along to this.

No cheese!

No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned.

No resting!

No, I'm not.

No, look at the sign.

No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it.

No, no, no!

No, no, stop! I was bad, I'm sorry!

No, no! I only coughed, I swear.

No, not because I cheated,

No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.

No, Pat, you don't understand.

No, Patrick, they're laughing next to us.

No, Patrick.

No, that we're just kids.

No, this crown entitles the one who wears it

No, wait, that's not right.

No, wait. I'm begging you.

No!

No!

No! I won't let you.

No?

No.

No.

No. Far from it, my friend.

No. Yes.

Not a dork. Uh...

Not in something, on someone, you twit!

Not yet.

Nothing can stop me now.

Nothing except SpongeBob and his pink friend.

Nothing. Nothing.

Now activating helmet brain control devices.

Now you're talking.

Now, before we begin with the ribbon cuttin',

Now, everybody line up!

Now, how are we gonna get it?

Now, let's go home.

Now, pay attention, Squidward.

Now, where were we?

Now!

Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.

Of course they were fake!

Of The Krusty Krab 2.

Of touching the king's crown.

Oh, better luck next time, buddy.

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Oh, don't worry about me.

Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob!

Oh, gee. Come on, Pat, one more time.

Oh, grow up.

Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day.

Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs.