Hercules Giant Soundboard Edit

A fella who'd ring the bell for once not the gong

A god! a god!

A star is born

A star is born (2)

A star is born (3)

A stirring performance boys I was really moved

A true hero great!

A word of caution to this tale

After all these years is this the kind of hello you give your father

Alcmene over here

All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles i've ever met

All right just take it easy champ

All right!

All right! all right! you're bad! okay!

All right! break it up! break it up! party's over!

All right! not bad kid! not exactly what I had in mind but not bad

All we need now is a plague of locusts

Although honey it may seem impossible that's the gospel truth

Am scray!

Amphitryon for so many years we've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child perhaps they've answered our prayers perhaps they have

And a voice keeps sayin' this is where i'm meant to be

And as for you ya bum you're gonna go to the stadium and you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!

And at least we made him mortal that's a good thing didn't we

And by the way herc is she not a fabulous little actress

And by the way sweet cheeks i'm real too

And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus

And everywhere gigantic brutes called titans ran amok

And herc you little devil you may I call you herc

And here is a sucker for the little sucker eh here you go ya just

And hey two thumbs way way up for our leading lady

And how does this creep thank you by running off with some babe

And I don't wanna hurt you so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this before we

And I think i'm gonna like it here

And i'm his gopher

And kid it's up to you

And meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm we dance we kiss we schmooze we carry on we go home happy

And now that I set you free what is the first thing you are going to do

And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks

And people would say that's phil's boy

And that's the gospel truth

And that's the gospel truth (2)

And that's the gospel truth (3)

And that's the gospel truth the guy was too type a to just relax

And that's the world's first dish

And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty hercules

And then along came zeus he hurled his thunderbolt he zapped

And then there was achilles

And they slapped his face on every vase on every vahse!

And this is pegasus

And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs

And this time no foul ups

And you are wearing his merchandise!

And you can't do a thing

Animals! disgusting!

Anybody listenin' it's like i'm what am I an echo or something

Anyway what do you owe these people

Are you all right miss

Are you always this articulate

Are you always this articulate (2)

Are you okay

Are you sure

Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy but ever so crucial little tiny detail

At 1 00 you got a meeting with king augeas

At 3 00 you gotta get a girdle from some amazons

At least I beat him didn't i

At least out loud I won't say i'm in love

Back when the world was new

Because our little nut meg has to go all noble

Before that blasted underworld gets my goat

Besides o oneness you can't beat him he has no weaknesses he's gonna

Bless my soul herc was on a roll

Blow him away!

Brothers! titans!

But a life without meg even an immortal life would be empty

But at least i've got one swell consolation prize a friend of yours who's dying to see me

But by the time they found the baby it was too late

But dreams are for rookies a guy can only take so much disappointment

But father i've beaten every single monster i've come up against

But how can i

But i'm different than those other guys! I can go the distance come on i'll show you

But if I don't become a true hero i'll never be able to rejoin my father zeus

But if you found me then where did I come from why was I left here

But no I get the greenhorn

But pop they're right I am a freak I try to fit in I really do I just can't

But since he did not drink the last drop he still retained his godlike strength

But that furshlugginer heel of his! he barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! he's history

But unlike you gods lounging about up here I regrettably have a full time gig that you by the way so charitably bestowed on me zeus

But what can I tell ya

But what is the measure of a true hero

But why did you leave me on earth didn't you want me

But you aren't you a damsel in distress

But you need an advisor a satyr but wiser a good merchandiser and

But zeus and hera wept because their son could never come home

Bye

Bye bye wonderboy

Call me phil

Calm down mutton man

Can I ask you a question by the way are you

Can we do it now

Can you help us

Careful

Careful!

Charge! on to battle!

Check the grin you're in love

Chihuahua

Climb that uphill slope

Come here come here let me show you around

Come on everybody shout out loud a star is born

Come on hades don't be such a stiff join the celebration!

Come on kid

Come on kid come on fight back come on you can take this bum this guy's a pushover look at him

Come on kid! concentrate! use your head!

Come on phil keep them up there huh

Come on stop kiddin' around

Come on!

Come on! hurry up! we're shovin' off here!

Come on! phil!

Come out! face me!

Coming your most lugubriousness

Congratulations wonderboy you'll make one heck of a god

Couldn't have done it without you sugar sweetheart babe

Crush zeus!

Darling hold that mortal's thread of life good and tight

Dear keep those away from the baby

Definitely not good!

Demigods have faced the odds and ended up a mockery

Destroy him!

Destroy zeus!

Destructo boy

Dgr the daughters of the greek revolution

Did you cut your hair or something you look fabulous I mean you look like a fate worse than death

Did you see that

Didn't know you had a famous father did you surprise!

Don't believe the stories that you read on all the crockery

Don't even get me started on the crime rate

Don't even go there

Don't get too comfortable hades!

Don't listen herc

Don't make eye contact people here are nuts that's because they live in a city of turmoil

Don't thank me just yet

Don't unload just yet

Don't worry shorty here can explain it to ya later

Don't you pea brains get it this kid is the genuine article

Dreams are for rookies

Each and every one a disappointment pain for which there ain't no ointment

Earth to herc! come in herc! come in herc!

Easy fellas you'll be all right

Easy horsefeathers stop twitching

Every night a star is right in sight a star is burning bright a star is born

Everybody in greece thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta

Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me I got nothin' i'm here with nothin'

Everybody's not like that

Everyone's been captured i've been captured! hey hey! watch the glasses

Exactly how do you become a true hero

Excuse me

Excuse me it seems to me that what you folks need is a hero

Excuse me! hot stuff coming through! excuse me one side ares

Fabulous party you know I haven't seen this much love in a room since narcissus discovered himself

Face it like a grown up when you gonna own up that you got got got it bad

Father

Father this is the moment i've always dreamed of

Father wait!

Fine fine fine just let me know the instant the fates arrive

Fine okay i'll give you that one

Fine okay listen

Fine so instead of subtracting two years from your sentence hey i'm gonna add two on okay

Fine work my boy! you've done it! you're a true hero

Fine! go! I don't I don't need you

First I have to finagle with phideas

First that restaurant by the bay and then that play that oedipus thing

First you must seek out philoctetes the trainer of heroes

Flea

Folks lined up just to watch him flex

Follow the fingers!

For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength but by the strength of his heart

For the trojans hey they bet on the wrong horse okay

Fortunately for the three of you we still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight

Freeze him!

Freeze him! (2)

From appearance fees and royalties our herc had cash to burn

From that day forward our boy hercules could do no wrong

From zero to hero a major hunk

Game set match

Geez louise! what got his goat huh

Geez! you don't give up do ya

Get a grip

Get away from me! don't touch me! get your slimy souls off me!

Get back blast you!

Get outta there you big lug while you still can

Get them!

Get yourself another girl i'm through

Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love

Girl sing the song come blow your horn a star is born

Girl you can't conceal it we know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of

Girls! stop! stop! come back come back come back

Give that your best shot

Give up but give in

Going once

Going once going twice

Going twice!

Gone babe

Gonna shout it from the mountaintops

Good answer

Good good

Good luck son

Good! he's finally learned something

Got a little riddle for ya

Gotcha

Gotcha!

Great great anyway see ladies I was at this party and I lost track of

Gross!

Guys get your titanic rears in gear and kick some olympian butt!

Guys guys relax it's only half time

Guys olympus would be that way

Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened

Hades mad

Hades you're behind this

Hades' deal is broken

Halt!

Hang on pop! be right back!

Have you ever reversed a natural disaster

Haven't you ever had a dream something you wanted so bad you'd do anything

He comes on with this big innocent farm boy routine but I could see through that in a peloponnesian minute

He could tell you what's a grecian urn

He didn't mean any harm he's just a kid

He had a plan to shake things up

He hit the heights at breakneck speed from zero to hero

He hurt you real bad didn't he meg

He just can't control his strength

He promised I wouldn't get hurt

He ran the underworld but thought the dead were dull and uncouth

He showed the moxie brains and spunk

He was a no one a zero zero now he's a honcho he's a hero

He was a nothing zero zero now he's a honcho he's our hero

He was as mean as he was ruthless

He was so hot steam looked cool

He won't hurt himself

He won't listen to me

He would never do anything to hurt me

He'll get over it

He's a guy!

He's a hero who can please the crowd

He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird

He's got a problem with his stables

He's losin' points for this!

He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there you mean if he gets outta there

He's not interested all right

He's so tiny

He's strong like his dad

Heads up!

Hear me out ya little just hear me out okay

Hello hello am I talking to what hyperspace hello it's me

Help help help!

Help!

Help! I can't breathe! hurry! get us out! we're suffocating!

Hephaestus has been captured my lord

Herc could stop a show

Herc herc herc can we talk

Herc is a hero

Hercie he comes he sees he conquers

Hercules

Hercules (2)

Hercules hercules hercules

Hercules if you can prove yourself a true hero on earth your godhood will be restored!

Hercules my man

Hercules my my name is hercules

Hercules slow down!

Hercules son

Hercules stop! you can't do this to me you can't

Hercules there's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya

Hercules we're so proud of you

Hercules!

Hercules! (2)

Hercules! (3)

Hercules! (4)

Hercules! behave yourself

Hercules! look out!

Hercules! thank goodness!

Hercules! where are you

Here was a kid with his act down pat zero to hero in no time flat zero to hero just like that

Here you go kid a little grecian formula

Here's the trade off

Heroes like hercules

Hey butt out buddy!

Hey hey hey hold on kiddo! what's your hurry

Hey hey hey!

Hey hey I only need a few seconds and i'm a fast talker all right

Hey how you doin' lookin' good nice dress

Hey I really don't have like time to bat this around i'm kind of on a schedule here I got plans for august okay I need an answer like now

Hey i'm walkin' here!

Hey i've sworn off manhandling

Hey isn't that the goat man who trained achilles

Hey look! it's hercules

Hey love to babe

Hey mack you wanna buy a sundial

Hey nice job on those heels!

Hey phil! phil! phil! take it easy phil

Hey phil! what happened to you

Hey wait a second five isn't an even

Hey watch it watch it! watch it! keep your goo goo eyes on the

Hey watch it! watch it! watch

Hey watch where you're goin' sunday driver!

Hey what's the buzz meg

Hey where is he

Hey you need an extra guy

Hey you wanted answers and by thunder you're old enough now to know the truth

Hey!

Hey! no! get him! not me! him!

Him! the yutz with the horse

His name is pegasus and he's all yours son

Hit it ladies!

Hold it bright eye I have a special job for you my optic friend

Hold it! hold on! he's gotta do it on his own

Hold it! zeus is your father right zeus the big guy he's your daddy

Hold your horses!

Holy hera

Honey hit us with a hallelu that kid came shining through

Honey the crowds were goin' bonkers

Honey you mean hunk ules

How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance

How are things in the underworld

How can I come down there when i'm feeling so up

How cute a couple of rodents looking for a theme park

How do you kill a god

How do you know what i'm like

How sentimental

How was that phil

How you boys doin'

Hup two three four come on everybody! I can't hear you!

Hurry! let's just kill the kid and get it over with okay

I am on my way I can go the distance I don't care how far

I am ready I want to get off this island

I am tellin' you and this is the honest to zeus truth you got somethin' I never seen before

I analyzed the situation controlled my strength and kicked

I been lookin' all over this town!

I came back 'cause i'm not quittin' on ya i'm willing to go the distance how 'bout you

I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine there is nothin' you can't do kid

I can go the distance till I find my hero's welcome right where I belong

I can handle this have a nice day

I can't believe this guy I throw everything i've got at him and it doesn't even

I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy

I can't hercules but you can

I can't stop thinking about meg

I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun

I do not know!

I don't care i'm not gonna help you hurt him

I don't feel so good I feel a little

I don't know I thought they looked kinda dashing

I don't think your pinto likes me very much

I don't understand if you're my father that would make me a a god

I gave it my best shot but he made me an offer I had to refuse

I gave this everything I had

I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos your freedom

I got a fur wedgie

I got another horn here

I got his sweatband!

I got it!

I got your heel right here!

I hate to burst your bubble kid but that ain't applause

I have been around the block before with blockheads just like you

I have often dreamed of a far off place where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me where the crowds will cheer when they see my face

I I wish to stay on earth with her I finally know where I belong

I kill myself!

I knew that dame was trouble this is gonna break the kid's heart

I know every mile will be worth my while

I know every mile will be worth my while (2)

I know I know stay by the cart

I know it doesn't make any sense

I know it's crazy you know I can't go anywhere without being mobbed I mean

I know you know I know I got it I got the concept

I know you're upset about today but that's no reason to

I like 'em fiery!

I mangled the minotaur grappled with the gorgon

I mean for what

I mean your little chickie poo here was working for me all the time

I need more thunderbolts!

I need to know who am I where do I belong

I need your help

I owe ya big time

I own you!

I swear nessus put me down or i'll

I swear to you hades when I get out of this

I think he does meg I truly think he does

I think I prefer wonderboy

I thought I smelled a rat

I thought my heart had learned its lesson

I thought you were gonna be the all time champ not the all time chump

I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian to join my team for the uprising and here I am kind of river guardian less

I told you don't move!

I touched his elbow!

I trained all those would be heroes odysseus perseus theseus a lot of yeuseus

I trained enough turkeys who never came through

I want to become a hero a true hero

I want to see battles and monsters

I was going for innocence

I will beat the odds I can go the distance

I will face the world fearless proud and strong

I will find my way I can go the distance

I will please the gods

I won't let you down father!

I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong

I would go most anywhere to find where I belong

I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals

I'd given up hope that someone would come along

I'd like to make some sweet music with him

I'll be all right i'm a big tough girl I tie my own sandals and everything

I'll be fine just get me down before I ruin the upholstery

I'll be there someday if I can be strong

I'll find philoctetes and become a true hero

I'll go to the temple of zeus and

I'll have to ask you to release that young

I'll watch over her kid

I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! you

I'll work on that

I'm

I'm a damsel i'm in distress

I'm about to rearrange the cosmos and the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!

I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero

I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you

I'm down to one last shot and my last high note

I'm glad to hear you say that father

I'm hercules and I happen to be a hero

I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here i'm goin' home

I'm no hero

I'm not kiddin' around

I'm right behind ya kid!

I'm sorry

I'm sorry do you mind runnin' that by me again I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something

I'm sorry I can handle it!

I'm sorry kid there's some things you just can't change

I'm sorry you hear that sound that's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever

I'm the most famous person in all of greece i'm an action figure!

I'm the one giving orders now bolt boy

I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again

I'm warning you you keep that freak away from here! freak! yeah go away!

I'm way behind ya kid

I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn

I've been waiting for this day a long time

I've done my part get your little imps

I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo or the entire scheme i've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke

If I say I want wonderboy's head on a platter you say medium or well done

If I say sing you say hey name that tune

If if is good

If if is good (2)

If only if only

If there's a prize for rotten judgment I guess i've already won that

If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up it's hades

If you can make it there you can make it anywhere

If you don't help him now phil he'll die

In 18 years precisely the planets will align ever so nicely

Incoming!

Indoor plumbing it's gonna be big

Is anybody there

Is he sweet our favourite flavour

Is my hair out

Is that all one town

Is that so a hero! have you ever saved a town before

Is there a downside to this

Is wonderboy here for real

Isn't he bold no one braver

Isn't it just peachy

Isn't meg little smoochy face isn't she more important than they are

Isn't she

It feels so good when you start out

It looks better that way no it really does

It seems like every time I turn around there's some new monster wreaking havoc and i

It takes more than sinew comes down to what's in you

It was a nasty place there was a mess wherever you stepped

It was all my fault

It was tragic

It was tragic! we lost everything in the fire everything except old snowball here

It wasn't my fault it was this wonderboy hercules

It's a big tough town good place to start buildin' a rep

It's all right the sea of raging hormones has ebbed

It's blinkin'!

It's great to see you I missed you

It's him!

It's like I keep tellin' ya you gotta stay focused and you

It's okay

It's something you have to discover for yourself

It's the symbol of the gods

It's the time for pulling out the stops

It's the truth!

It's too cliche I won't say i'm in love

Jeepers mister

Jeepers mister you're really strong

Just follow me out the window round the dumbbells you lift up the back wall and we're gone

Just hang onto the kid panic

Just like phil told me

Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power for makin' you a hero too

Just stare at the sidewalk

Keep movin' junior

Keep pushin' that envelope

Keep your toga on pal

Kid come inside I want to show you something

Kid i'm tryin' to talk to ya! will you come down here and listen

Kid kid kid how many horns do ya see six close enough

Kid we gotta talk

Kid you're missin' the point the point is I love her

Kids trapped phil this is great!

Ladies please

Ladies! I am so sorry that i'm late! we knew you would be

Lady

Lead with your left lead with your left! your other left!

Let her go

Let her go!

Let me help you with that

Let the kid have a little fun

Let's get ready to rumble!

Let's get you cleaned up

Let's go pegasus!

Let's see what could be behind curtain number one

Lighten up dude

Listen hercules is in trouble

Listen to me kid I seen 'em all

Listen to me! she's a dream come true not exactly more beautiful than aphrodite aside from that! the most wonderful

Listen to this he's just another chariot chaser

Locked those suckers in a vault they're trapped

Long ago in the faraway land of ancient greece there was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes

Look at that! he's changing

Look at this look how cute he is

Look at you in your squalid prison! who put you down there

Look how you've grown

Look I gotta do this

Look I know what I did was wrong but this isn't about me it's about him

Look I learned my lesson okay

Look inside your heart

Look out!

Look where you're goin' numbskull!

Look who's here

Looks like your game's over

Ma pop you're the greatest parents anyone could have but I gotta know

Ma'am i'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise

Man! I thought I had problems

Maybe they have the answers!

Maybe we should call him jerkules

Me bite off head!

Meg

Meg (2)

Meg babe a deal's a deal you're off the hook

Meg I would never ever hurt you

Meg is safe

Meg meg I i

Meg meg meg my sweet deluded little minion

Meg meg no

Meg meg talk to him a little schmooze

Meg my little flower my little bird my little nut meg

Meg when i'm with you I don't feel so alone

Meg why did you you didn't have to

Meg!

Meg! (2)

Meg! (3)

Meg! no!

Megara my friends call me meg at least they would if I had any friends

Melt zeus!

Memo to me memo to me maim you after my meeting

Mighty zeus please hear me and answer my prayer

Mind his head

Miss i'm really sorry that was dumb

Mother

Move! move move move move move! move!

Mr lightning bolts!

My answer is two words okay

My boy my little hercules

My boy my little hercules (2)

My dreams are on you kid go make 'em come true

My fate is in your lovely hands

My favourite part of the game sudden death

My head is screaming get a grip girl unless you're dyin' to cry your heart out

My lord and lady the titans have escaped and they're practically at our gates!

Nah! I mean it's a possibility it happens 'cause you know it's war

Name is hades lord of the dead hi how ya doin'

Next stop olympus

Next time don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo goo eyes!

Nice catch jerkules

Nice horsey! my intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you

Nice shootin' rex

Nice work! excelente!

No

No chance no way I won't say it no no

No chance no way I won't say it no no (2)

No he has to drink the whole potion every last drop

No I you don't under I have this terrible fear of heights!

No i'm afraid i'm fit as a fiddle

No man is worth the aggravation that's ancient history been there done that

No no no mustn't touch

No no no no kid givin' up is for rookies

No no no no no I got it! i'm fine you just run along

No not exactly but i

No not really

No problem

No problem pop

No weaknesses whatsoever no trick knee ruptured disks

No you don't we're not supposed to reveal the future

No!

No! (2)

No! it's not like that I didn't mean to I couldn't I i'm so sorry

No! stop!

None of 'em could go the distance

Not now okay

Not so fast because ya see I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about

Not so fast sweetheart

Now at last my son you can come home

Now get on the horse

Now he has a bouncing baby brat

Now he's a hero yes indeed

Now hercules this time please just

Now nouveau riche and famous

Now now

Now remember kid first analyze the situation don't just barrel in there without thinking

Now that is what our story is ab

Now that's more like it!

Now there was a guy who had it all the build the foot speed he could jab he could take a hit he could keep on comin'

Now watch your old man work!

Now we did it!

Now were the fires before or after the earthquake they were after the earthquake I remember but before the flood

Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else

Of course he's gonna

Of course we did your mother and I loved you with all our hearts

Oh gee I don't know

Oh gods

Oh my gods! run for it!

Oh my goodness

Oh my! no! don't! no no no no! no no no no no no!

Oh no

Oh we're in trouble! oh big trouble! I gotta

Oh yeah bless my soul herc was on a roll

Oh yeah I wonder if maybe I haven't been throwing the right curves at him meg my sweet

Oh yes absolutely

Oh you'll love this one more thing

Okay

Okay escape plan beta

Okay okay

Okay okay okay okay

Okay okay that's it you won't face the truth fine

Okay well I deserved that

On behalf of my son I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!

On mount olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth

On your left is hercules' villa

One town a million troubles

Otherwise you get your strength right back

Our hero's a zero! our hero's a zero!

Our next stop is the pecs and flex gift shop where you can pick up the great hero's 30 minute workout scroll buns of bronze

Our story actually begins long before hercules many aeons ago

Outside of town two little boys they were playing in the gorge there was this terrible rockslide they're trapped!

Pain panic

Pain!

Pain! and panic!

Pandora it was the box thing

Panic!

Pardon me my good sir

Pegasus no don't be silly he'd be more than happy to

Pegasus!

People always do crazy things when they're in love

People always do crazy things when they're in love (2)

People are gonna get hurt aren't they

Person of the week in every greek opinion poll

Phil

Phil help!

Phil I did great

Phil I don't think we covered this one in basic training!

Phil I got two words for ya duck!

Phil I i'm sorry

Phil I just had the greatest day of my life!

Phil schmill

Phil wait where you going

Phil what do you call that thing

Phil what's the point

Phil you gotta admit that was pretty heroic

Phil! boy am I glad to meet you! i'm hercules

Phil! phil hercules needs your help!

Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked

Pitta bread pitta bread get your pitta bread here

Please help! please! there's been a terrible accident!

Please!

Please! (2)

Point him at a monster and you're talkin' sro

Powerful little tyke

Pull!

Read me a book would ya da da

Really

Really what i'll do anything

Rein it in rookie you can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons but this is the big leagues!

Remember like a few years ago every other boy was named jason and the girls were all named brittany

Reporting for duty!

Rescue some damsels

Rule number 15 a hero is only as good as his weapon!

Rule number 38

Rule number 95 kid concentrate!

Rule number 96 aim!

Rule number six

Run!

Say amen there he goes again sweet and undefeated and an awesome 10 for 10

Say it girlfriend!

See he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness

See i've got the major deal in the works a real estate venture if you will

See phil that that wasn't so hard

See ya herc

Seek out philoctetes right i'll

She don't love you

She's a fraud! she's been playin' ya for a sap!

She's nothin' but a two timin' stop it! no good lyin' schemin'

She's something else

She's something isn't she phil

Should hercules fight you will fail

Shut up!

So can't love to but can't

So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals

So do you have any problems with things like this weak ankles I mean

So don't lose hope when you're forlorn just keep your eyes upon the skies

So first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal

So great the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky

So hades you finally made it

So here's the deal

So how'd you get mixed up with the pinhead with hooves

So I would be eternally grateful if you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours I mean monsters natural disasters you wait a day okay

So is this an audience or a mosaic

So let me just ask is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what what do you think

So much for excuses

So much for the preliminaries and now on to the main event!

So thank his lucky star

So this is what heroes do on their days off

So what's in thebes a lot of problems

So when do we start can we start now

So you mighty hercules

So you took care of him huh dead as a door nail

So you wanna be a hero kid well whoop de do

Somebody call ix I i!

Somehow i'll be strong

Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal and only gods can live on mount olympus

Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here like i'm supposed to be someplace else

Sometimes it's better to be alone what do you mean nobody can hurt you

Son you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you

Son!

Son! (2)

Sorry

Sorry guys

Sorry herc

Sorry kid can't help ya

Sorry penelope

Sorry weak ankles

Sound the alarm! launch an immediate counterattack! go! go!

Sounds like your basic did damsel in distress

Speak of the devil

Speakin' of disasters

Step aside two legs

Stick with me kid this city is a dangerous place

Stop foolin' around! yeah get the goods sister

Stop it

Stop it!