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Slap Shot (1977) Soundboard

Slap Shot (1977) Soundboard

Slap Shot is a classic sports comedy film that was released in 1977. Directed by George Roy Hill, the movie has become a cult favorite among hockey enthusiasts and fans of offbeat comedy. Set in the fictional town of Charlestown, the film follows the struggles of the Charlestown Chiefs, a minor league hockey team on the verge of collapse.

The protagonist of Slap Shot is Reggie Dunlop, played by the legendary Paul Newman. Dunlop, the aging player-coach of the Chiefs, is desperately trying to motivate his team and save it from being disbanded due to the declining popularity of the sport in the area. With his unconventional approach, Dunlop introduces aggressive tactics and dirty play to attract attention and revive the team's fortunes.

The film also features a talented cast, including Michael Ontkean as Ned Braden, a skilled yet conflicted player who becomes a focal point of the story. The eccentric Hanson brothers, played by Dave Hanson, Steve Hanson, and Jeff Carlson, are also introduced as characters who bring their own unique style of play and comedic value to the film. Other notable cast members include Strother Martin, who plays the team's manager Joe McGrath, and Jennifer Warren as Francine Dunlop, Reggie's estranged wife.

As Slap Shot progresses, the team's newfound notoriety brings in increasing fan support and potential buyers for the franchise. However, it also leads to escalating violence and mayhem on the ice, jeopardizing their chances of survival. The raucous comedy and unapologetic portrayal of the sport's rougher side make Slap Shot stand out from other sports movies of its time.

The film skillfully combines slapstick humor with genuine moments of camaraderie and sportsmanship. While the focus is on the game of hockey, the movie also explores themes of resilience, loyalty, and empowerment. It showcases the world of minor league hockey, with its quirky characters and unique dynamics, while also delivering a message about the ways in which sports can bring people together, both for better and for worse.

The success of Slap Shot lies not only in its entertaining storyline but also in the authenticity and enthusiasm shown by the actors, many of whom had minimal hockey experience prior to the production. This realistic portrayal of the game adds to the film's charm and appeal, allowing viewers to become fully immersed in the world of the Chiefs.

To relive the laughter and excitement of Slap Shot, you can watch the movie or download the sounds and theme music from various online platforms. The film's soundtrack, composed by Elmer Bernstein, complements the on-ice action and captures the energy and spirit of the game beautifully. So, whether you are a hockey fan or simply enjoy a good comedy, Slap Shot is sure to entertain and leave you cheering for the underdogs.

Whether you appreciate the memorable performances, the quotable lines, or the energetic soundtrack, it is easy to understand why Slap Shot has endured as a beloved classic in the realm of sports cinema.

A bounty
A bounty (2)
A bounty (3)
A couple tickets in it for ya
A dyke
A gal who works in a shop there has a space open
A gal who works in a shop there has a space open.
A hundred bucks says you're gonna crack my skull huh
A little bit south of Saskatoon
A look at sports
A one in a million chance
A retirement community has bought the chiefs
A st petersburg florida retirement community is negotiating with the charlestown hockey corporation for the purchase of the charlestown chiefs
A terrible masturbator you know couldn't control himself
Actually it's florida
Actually she's on waivers
Against the rules
Ah geez
Al that's why made the trip!
Alex don't you remember when you had the amnesia you gave me power of attorney
All aboard son
All bad
All I can get
All my years of publicity all the fashion shows and radiothons for nothing!
All prices drastically slashed
All right come on dummy you won the game come on pick up your trophy
All right guys!
All right let's show them what we got guys!
All right no high sticking no tripping no slashing
All right that's it that's the game you lose out!
All right!
All right! kill 'em!
All she could do was drink and cry like you
All together in one room! why not
All together in one room! Why not?
An object right in the face!
And by god if I could get down there i'd be standing up to them!
And Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator.
And from mile forty saskatchewan where he now runs a doughnut shop
And hang up
And he started slapping me around I ended up in the hospital
And he usually refers to the opposing players as the little scalps
And here's a name for you nostalgia fans
And here's a name from the past
And I think that was jack well it was jeff or jack
And if you get hurt by the little things I say I can put that smile back on your face
And it appears the syracuse bulldog management is real thirsty for a big grudge match type victory here tonight
And it's all right and it's comin' along we gotta get right back to where we started from
And jacky was running around telling everybody he was gonna get jill back even if he had to beg her
And now back to jim carr's sports talk
And on the other side of the scale ned braden who's a college graduate and an american citizen!
And one of those little kids said i'm killer carlson
And since we ain't exactly the boston bruins
And that country's refusal to accept him,
And that son of a bitch over there keeps playing me when he knows i'm shitfaced
And the first thing she says to me was come on out by the pool
And the guys are getting anxious to find out what's going on
And the hanson brothers
And the next week we did it sober and it was terrific!
And the rockets' red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
And there's a penalty for that
And there's another little matter that's come up and is kinda pressing and important
And there's no one to stop it because there are no officials on the ice
And we could get somebody interested in the chiefs
And what do you think those old geezers really miss in florida
And you're not getting any younger
Andre of course has been living in semi seclusion in northern quebec ever since the unfortunate denny pratt tragedy
Andre poodle lussier defense
Anita
Announced it this morning april 1 they shut it tight
Any of you guys know the palm isle in this town
Anybody throws me against the boards i'm gonna piss all over myself
Anybody who'd call my old lady a dyke i'd go fucking bananas
Anything new on the sale of the chiefs
Are you a fighter nah i'm a lover
Are you a fighter? Nah, I'm a lover.
Are you crazy those guys are retards!
Are you guys brothers
Are you my girl
Are you nuts
Are you really going
Are you serious
Are you shocked
Aren't those hansons something
Aside of course from the swami baha whose positive thinking records have been a tremendous help
At center for the chiefs number 7 player coach reggie dunlop!
At defense for the chiefs number 5 billy charlebois!
At least i'm not chicken shit like you!
At left wing number 10 ned braden!
At the end of the day I think about women about women's bodies
At this moment I have no idea where she is
Atta boy walt
Back in the old iron lung
Be careful girls
Beat it
Beats me
Before larry has his one chance at our jackpot bowl is there anyone you'd like to say hello to back home
Before the other guys, nobody there.
Before you do that jim I know a lot of kids would enjoy coming to the games to see a great veteran like reggie dunlop skate
Beginning to like it here huh
Behind the net!
Bernard call detroit tell them bullshit!
Bernard they close it
Big afro twenty one twenty two watch out for him
Big crowd out there tonight let's really try to win this one hey boys
Big crowd out there. Let's really try to win this one, hey, boys?
Big deal joe
Bleed all over them let them know you're there
Boys! every scout in the nhl is out there tonight with contracts in their pockets and they're looking for talent for winners!
BRADEN: Slow down. You're making her nervous.
Braden!
Brought to you by sheehan's rustproofing
Brought your cars with you huh
Bullshit
Bullshit!
Bully!
Bully! Can the heavy stuff.
Business here is just dead
But dave was there
But i'll tell you one thing we're gonna win that fucking championship tonight
But she ain't happy. Sam, let them out
But that was my car!
But the mill is closing and next year i'd be interested in a good front office job
But the minute I get up to minnesota i'm gonna bring my guys up there
But we're gonna win it fair and square I mean old time hockey none of this wrestling shit
But you have to understand that I couldn't make enough of a profit to have a sale be worthwhile
Buy you a soda after the game!
By all means
By the time pneumonia set in you'd be sound asleep
Bye francine come back and see us
Bye reggie
C'mon let's go! let's go!
Call the pizza man!
Call the pizza man!
Call your local indian spring man he's in the yellow pages it's only a few pennies a day
Can the heavy stuff let's start something
Can you get my clothes
Canadian club and water
Cement heads
Changez la canal
Channel 8's 11 00 movie richard anthony in high risk devils
Charlestown chiefs seem to be coming down ice with the puck!
Charlie
Chicken shit bastard
Chiefs sought by florida retirement communities
Christ a handsome man like you reggie
Christ we all know how to play hockey just play it smart
Clarence screaming buffalo swamptown!
Clear the puck billy!
Coach our line starts
Coach you want a white avenger
Collect
Come on and see it
Come on braden our line starts
Come on dave!
Come on defense get the puck outta here!
Come on down bring the kids! we got entertainment for the whole family
Come on fellas!
Come on get up!
Come on girls! get out of here! come on
Come on guys! we can get it back!
Come on honey you got all the room in the world you ain't gonna hit anything come on!
Come on in
Come on killer
Come on mo jesus
Come on mo! give it to them!
Come on nail him!
Come on ned hit him!
Come on now the chiefs are a terrific organization!
Come on watch your wing!
Come on what are you talking about
Come on what's the matter with you you're a chief!
Come on who's in
Come on you guys
Come on you son of a bitch! come on!
Come on, Braden. Our line starts
Come on, honey. You got all the room in the world.
Come on, Killer. We win 'cause I score goals.
Come on!
Come on! let's go!
Come on.
Compliments of the chiefs
Compulsory fashion shows every afternoon
Could I be serious for a minute
Could you tell them for example what is icing
Couldn't control himself.
Cover his wrinkled old ass
Cover the point! goddamn it cover the point
Crash how are you
Cut off my balls i'll be skating in florida
Cynthia pierce is having an affair with carl barton
Daddy he called me a pussy and then he changed the station
Damn lard ass
Damn you
Dave hold it steady you're making me miss
Dave is it tough sitting up here watching your team lose like this
Dave's a killer!
Dave's a mess
Definitely jim
Deliberately
Denis I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey
Denis lemieux continue son saison
Dickie
Dickie dunn dickie dunn
Dickie dunn wrote this
Dickie have you seen francine
Dickie it's me reg
Dickie they've already built the rink!
Dickie, it's me, Reg.
Did you ever want to sleep with a man
Did you hear what he said he shouldn't have said what he said up there you don't say stuff like that when you're on the ice man
Did you listen to the game last night
Did you listen to the game last night? Of course not.
Do you remember the day that shiny day when you first came my way I said no one could take your place
Do you see this quarter it used to be a nickel
Do you think the old folks in florida are gonna like these guys
Do you wanna know how it happened
Does that make him a fag
Don't admit to nothing you guys!
Don't bother your daddy now just go work it out amongst yourselves
Don't come near me!
Don't come near me!
Don't eat my watermelon sticks they're all mine
Don't ever play lady of spain again!
Don't let 'em push you like that
Don't look at me it's mcgrath's doing not mine
Don't touch that television set!
Don't worry about it
Drouin open your fucking eyes!
Drouin, open your fucking eyes!
Dunlop you old fart why don't you get outta the game and let
Dunlop you stink!
Dunlop you suck cock
Eddie shore piss on eddie shore
Eddie shore!
Eddie, listen, this guy she was with, what'd he look like?
Eight
Enjoy the winter clearance sale at howlands
Ensemble number 32 entitled omar sharif and modeled by chiefs' defenseman billy charlebois
Ensemble number 8 as we watch chiefs' defenseman johnny upton
Evening boys
Every piece of garbage that comes on the market you gotta buy it!
Every player on that team thinks i'm the greatest
Every time hanrahan went out on the road I would go over to this wife's house and we would get drunk
Every time she sees me it drives me nuts 'cause I know she's asking herself how'd I get mixed up with a bum like him in the first place
Every time she sees me, it drives me nuts
Every waking hour i'm on the phone with this guy making deals
Every week blah blah blah
Everybody is on their feet screaming kill! kill! this is hockey!
Except right now I gotta take a nap
Excuse me just a minute
Faire pipi eh
Fellas there are six of them out there for us!
Fine
Five dollars she don't even look at your face
Five nothing
Flood city
Florida!
Fold
For about a hundred years, but it's all over
For chrissake!
For chrissake! (2)
For the sake of the game they oughta throw this fucking guy in san quentin
For two to gorgeous honolulu!
Forfeit my ass! look at that!
Four to a room! we're the chiefs!
Francine you look terrific
Free tickets!
Frog pussy!
Fuck him! hanrahan's an ape I knew it'd piss the shit outta of him
Fuck it
Fuck! I lose my blouse
Fucked the barmaid last trip
Fucking chrysler plant here I come
Fucking machine took my quarter
Fucking team's folding
Fucking wearing me out
Gears' goal scored by number 5
Geez i'm really sorry
Geez we've got a lot of years between us francine some hard miles you know I know
Get 'em baby! get 'em!
Get back in the van you're gonna catch pneumonia
Get him the fuck outta there will ya
Get off the ice nick you're gonna kill yourself
Get oggie!
Get out of here you goddamn parasite!
Get out there and stick them! fuck them christ pop them!
Get out there on the ice and let them know you're there
Get out!
Get outta town four eyes!
Get that fucking stick in their side let them know you're there!
Get that lumber in his teeth let them know you're there!
Get that pervert off the ice!
Get the fuck out i'm going home!
Get this guy outta my crease!
Get up off your ass!
Get up! get off your ass!
Get your butt in gear for the love of mike!
Get your eyes examined you idiot!
Get your hands off me or forfeit this game!
Get your paws off me scarface!
Gilmore Tuttle
Gimme a g**** or an orange and none of that stinking root beer!
Gimme that goddamn mike!
Gin
Give 'em hell!
Give 'em some of that back!
Give 'em the old time hockey!
Give them a good warm up denis
Gloves off stick down no warning he challenged the chiefs! called us names! he called us names!
Go chiefs go! go chiefs go!
Go fuck a moose froggy!
Go get 'em killer!
Go get her billy
Go get him killer!
Go get them kid
Go on back to the van 'cause you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia!
Go to the top! that's what we're here for guys to win!
God did we get shitfaced
God i'd forgotten
God it's been a long time since this place saw my shadow
God maybe braden's a faggot ever think of that
God save us
Good
Good crowd
Good game fella good luck to you tonight
Good game tonight guys let's go
Good job guys that's the way!
Good pass!
Good question!
Good seats are still available
Got my eye on the three of you guys you pull one thing you're outta this game
Gotta hand it to the old bastard he's highly original
Grab your frigging gear and let's get going
Great
Guess who
Guys hold it! hold it! that's it hold it! let's go!
Guys we'll party in there!
Guys we'll see you later bye save me a piece of pizza
Hair yeah the hair air! it make me sick
Has been known to carve a man's eye out with the flick of the wrist
Have you seen dunlop or braden
He deserved it! yeah yeah!
He don't know
He got that in the fight last night
He is a criminal element
He picked up his little stick and creamed that other kid.
He picked up his little stick and he just creamed that other little kid
He puts a crushing check on him on the boards
He puts a crushing check on him on the boards
He really doesn't want to rush your progress now
He said if I was a dyke that made him a queer
He said that
He told me so!
He told me the only reason you paid attention to me was to make him crazy so he'd fight
He told me to tell you he's really glad that we're winning 'cause it's gonna make it a lot easier to close that florida deal
He treats you like shit
He was sensational!
He wasn't gonna tell you the fucker was holding onto the news until he could scrounge another job
He would get deliberate penalties so he could get into the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn't you know
He wouldn't dare pull anything like that on johnny
He's been so kind to me he comes in every day
He's been so kind to me.
He's completely off his rocker
He's gonna catch his death out there!
He's gonna think the worst
He's in puppy heaven
He's just gonna shock her with his views on life
He's not fighting no he's
He's not playing he's suspended
He's plastered!
He's probably calling florida
He's screening me! move him out!
He's the coach and chief punk on that syracuse team
He's the coach and chief punk on that syracuse team (2)
Hell those poor old people they gotta have something to root for
Hell! here's to the sunshine state!
Hello
Hello there
Help me get the manager somebody help me
Her breathing makes him feel more secure
Here the new boys are coming in on the 4 15 bus
Here they come now!
Here ya go ya bum
Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in f l a
Here's to the sap that would buy the chiefs
Hey billy
Hey billy!
Hey charlie!
Hey coach we got to keep our bracelets!
Hey coach! how ya doing there
Hey come on back!
Hey come out and see the game tonight compliments of the chiefs
Hey denis!
Hey drouin change the channel!
Hey eddie! it's me reg how are you
Hey guys
Hey guys this is dickie dunn he wrote the article on ya in the paper
Hey guys wow we're in trouble
Hey guys! hey! wait up hold up look what I got!
Hey hanrahan! hanrahan
Hey hey there!
Hey I think i'm gonna change my name oh yeah yeah killer
Hey I think you're wonderful!
Hey I want a soda!
Hey i'll try to call you before you go
Hey johnny
Hey killer! get them tonight!
Hey lil lil!
Hey lily we're gonna have a ball!
Hey lily! come on what's the matter with her
Hey lily! hey lily hey! lil
Hey mccracken!
Hey pot's light
Hey reg dunlop how about a statement
Hey reg reg what'd you say to him
Hey reg!
Hey that's got a nice ring to it
Hey use your imagination that's what i've been doing
Hey walt! what are you doing
Hey who's she
Hey you gotta roll with it kid use your imagination that's what i've been doing
Hey you guys listen to this
Hey you know the chiefs are history
Hey, use your imagination. That's what I've been doing.
Hey, who's she?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! dead history!
Hey! hey lily! lil where're you going
Hey! hey! hey! you guys the hanson's
Hey! the team's history kid there ain't no next year
Hey! You guys the Hanson's?
Hi are you guys brothers
Hi coach
Hi coach (2)
Hi coach hi
Hi francine! francine!
Hi guys
Hi guys (2)
Hi guys (3)
Hi guys how ya doing
Hi guys i'm proud of ya they're talking about you in the streets!
Hi guys nice to meet ya
Hi jim carr again
Hi oggie
Hi there jim carr what's your question
Hi you know toe blake no
Hi!
High sticking happen when the guy take the stick and he go like that
His wife is a dyke!
Hit him billy hit him!
Hit him with your purse ya pussy!
Hiya honey! how are ya
Hiya! hi
Hiya! let's go someplace ya know the aces
Hockey their own team a saturday night game
Hold it!
Hold it!
Holy mother of god! are you seeing what i'm seeing
Honey I gotta go
Honey i'm paying by the hour for this thing
Honey somebody's playing a practical joke on you
Honey we won last night! yeah we won I got a good winning streak go
How
How come you talk dirty
How could anybody in his right mind buy a fifth place team
How dare you!
How dare you! how dare you!
How do you feel about that
How much
How much do you expect a man to take
How much these goons gonna cost
How ya doing
How ya doing lil
How'd you ask him
How's his family reg
How's it going nick
How's oggie ogilthorpe
Huh
Hurry it up let's get out of here I wanna go home
I came to see your husband
I can circle but it's gonna cost you more
I can get ya straight
I can't figure it out i'm slipping fast
I coach. I got experience. You're no good at it.
I come here to get away from my wife!
I conned you guys I just lied to you
I could make a goddamn fortune
I could probably get some interest yes
I could probably sell you but I can't
I could probably sell you, but I can't.
I didn't do it
I do not believe my frigging eyes
I don't believe a word of that florida shit
I don't believe a word of that Florida shit.
I don't believe that
I don't believe this I don't frigging believe this!
I don't blame you though I mean women's bodies are beautiful
I don't care who own the chiefs
I don't know
I don't know (2)
I don't know (3)
I don't know (4)
I don't know every sucker for himself I guess
I don't know key chain you know car keys house keys
I don't know maybe it's better tight
I don't know what hit me
I don't know what i'm gonna do
I don't know what to say it's up to you
I don't know what's wrong!
I don't know what's wrong!
I don't know why really we were like kids we started playing with one another
I don't know why syracuse has elected to miss the warm up
I don't like the way they cover their jugs all up with the feathers
I don't like the way they cover theirjugs all up with the feathers
I don't think you understand finance
I don't wanna have stinking a fight again
I don't want any of you youngsters out there to get the idea this is the way to play hockey
I don't want any tits and I don't want any for sale sign
I gave you a quarter at the bus station
I got a better idea let's die in bed
I got a contract!
I got a good deal on those boys the scout said they showed a lot of promise
I got cut in a fight see
I got good news
I guess I owe that to you thank you
I guess i'm their representative
I guess that was a big fight are you in pain
I guess this is my last season
I hate it here make me sick my allergy puke every time like that puke!
I hate my father yes I do i'm also having a lot of problems at home
I hate that cheap little bastard
I hate you braden!
I have a personal announcement though
I have a theory that children imitate what they see on a tv screen if they see violence they'll become violent if they see someone stick up a bank they'll stick up a bank heroin you name it
I have to confess i've never let the children watch a hockey game
I just can't tell you what you've done for all of us here the pleasure you've given us
I just did
I just found out about it tonight
I just made that shit up
I just said I was didn't i
I just said jesus stop it i'm ashamed of ya
I just scored a goal!
I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump!
I just want to say to all you unemployed folks out there that we can get a whole new lease on life with these records nothing will bother you anymore
I knew it'd drive him berserk
I knew there was a reason he made the trip
I know
I know a good bar here the palm isle
I know all the other teams laugh at me
I know but what was it
I know I said some bad things about the boy but I guess we can explain that to the exuberance and excitement of youth because he's certainly changed his ways now
I know that thousands of people in charlestown have lost jobs with the mill closing and all
I know, but what was it? I don't know
I left my husband too
I like to see how the other half lives
I liked jacky yeah he could've been great yeah
I look like some cocksucking faggot!
I look like some cocksucking faggot! You seen Reg or Braden?
I may be bald but i'm not chicken shit
I may be bald, but I'm not chicken shit. I wanna talk about violence.
I mean I could meet somebody you could meet somebody
I mean I put a bounty on this guy's head if I don't get some shut
I mean I walked into the place she comes up to me without even saying hello and just rubs against me
I mean we're a solid act honey we're starting out with something big
I mean you know dressed as bluebirds with all them feathers on racing around the ice like that!
I never laid a hand on her she's just a kid
I never laid a hand on her. She's just a kid.
I noticed a discussion with reg dunlop
I only drink in the afternoon or before a game or when johnny's away
I own the chiefs
I protest!
I protest! Protest? Protest my...
I quit I don't wanna play no more you broke the darn car how am I supposed to play
I run a clean game here I have any trouble i'll suspend ya!
I say who own the chiefs
I see
I see 'em walking around the streets depressed all the time
I sold your car
I think i'll invite him out to the summerhouse tonight so we can talk about you more
I think i'm gaining a little weight
I think it's a fucking disgrace
I think it's a fucking disgrace.
I think it's jeff no it's jack
I think that went very well
I think the negotiations are you know going pretty good
I think there are a lot of shysters in florida
I think you look fine
I thought he'd been suspended forever
I thought i'd get jerry one of those great ideas of the world sets
I throw up my hands guys I can't control them anymore they gotta be punished will you do me a favor and put them behind bars
I throw up my hands.
I told him his wife was a dyke
I told him not to do that
I told you I don't want any
I tried to capture the spirit of the thing
I underlined the fuck scenes for ya
I wanna know what happens
I wanna see a lot of work from you guys
I wanna see a lot of work from you guys.
I wanna talk about violence gimme that!
I want a big rally this period
I want a receipt
I want some snatch by the pool
I want that $100
I want to win that championship tonight but I wanna win it clean
I wanted to talk to you fellas face to face
I wanted to tell you I forgot the whole thing
I was gonna come down the other night and ask if you wanted to go to the aces but I don't know something came up
I was in florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist
I was thinking about you the other day and I was trying to imagine you when you were through with hockey and I couldn't
I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing
I was trying to capture the spirit of the thing (2)
I was watching kids play hockey the other day five and six year olds little mites
I will 'cause you're benched!
I will thank you
I wish I could put my arms around you
I won't fight
I would like to see the bail just a little more reasonable
I wouldn't crack your knuckles for a hundred bucks
I'd even fix you something to eat tell you some stories and
I'd forgotten
I'd just like to say that no matter how the game turns out tonight I owe all that I am to our coach he's had the greatest influence on me
I'd like the folks to come down
I'd like to ask you one question
I'd like to have you there with me
I'd like to say hi to all the guys at work if I can
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves
I'll be right back
I'll bench ya
I'll never forget an exclusive interview I did with him many years ago when buffalo revealed that he liked to call his hockey stick the big tomahawk
I'll see you around
I'll take my chances
I'm all for that always good to have choices
I'm anita mccambridge how do you do
I'm ashamed
I'm certainly glad mrs carr isn't here tonight because this is a lascivious display
I'm coming! i'm coming!
I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday
I'm doing a tribute to the team on sunday chiefs fold a sad commentary somewhat along those lines
I'm doing what I like right here
I'm doing what I like. It's making you crazy too.
I'm driving up and I say to myself who cares about florida
I'm drunk
I'm getting tipsy!
I'm gonna be calling my brother in law in the fucking chrysler plant
I'm gonna come back to you!
I'm gonna come back to you!
I'm gonna flash them joe i'm gonna walk down that aisle open this bathrobe and wiggle my dick at them
I'm gonna have to give them odds!
I'm gonna wiggle it at them you cheap bastard
I'm listening to the fucking song!
I'm not bullshitting ya got sticked and shitfaced on the bus
I'm not gonna do it i'm not gonna goon it up for ya
I'm not playing my last game that way
I'm only halfway out the revolving door you know what I mean
I'm placing a personal bounty on the head of tim mccracken
I'm placing a personal bounty on the head of tim mccracken (2)
I'm ready to take estimates from the membership
I'm reggie dunlop of the chiefs
I'm sorry about the chiefs reg
I'm sorry jerry like I say i'd like to cancel the order
I'm telling you broom county is visibly upset by this display
I'm telling you he jumped us
I'm telling you things are really going on out there now
I'm telling you you better be prepared because when I yank it out everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be running for the exits
I'm tits up after this game no matter what happens
I'm too old to be traded again
I'm waiting for quiet
I've been going about this all wrong! I probably am terrific
I've been shitfaced for the past week
I've been sleeping with women
I've botched up everything haven't i
I've done enough shit work for today
I've got nothing to worry about I coach I got experience
I've personally been talking to the owner which is why i've been too busy to call you
Ice is a goddamn disgrace
Icing happen when the puck come down bang you know before the other guys nobody there
Idiot mcgrath and his shitty p r schemes
If anybody boards him he's gonna piss all over himself
If I don't get some shut eye i'm gonna get murdered out there on the ice
If I had to do it again I would've gotten an education you know what I mean
If I wasn't so goddamn busy i'd see more of you
If i'm not tight I can't stand it
If things keep up the way they are hockey players will be nothing but actors punks
If we weren't so far below sea level the radio reception here would be much better
If we weren't so far below sea level,
If you get hurt
If you leave you won't have that problem
If you sign your contract over to me i'll prorate your losses
In fact i've got some equipment i'd like to sell skate sharpener the massage table jacuzzi our bus
In fucking credible!
Indian spring water
Indian spring water (2)
Iron league
Is he a nice guy
Is he nice to her
Is she coming to minnesota
Is that a new dress
Is that right
Is that the first time you wore that dress been going out getting around been seeing somebody in that dress
Is the answer jesus
Is this the guy
Is your team any good
It ain't easy I don't see myself in one of those bullshit 9 00 to 5 00 jobs
It ain't easy.
It ain't mean enough put some blood in there show somebody getting hurt a groin injury!
It just makes me feel glad to see the chiefs on the warpath again to coin a phrase
It just might be syracuse is afraid to come out and face the chiefs
It looks sort of cute
It may have settled in my kidneys
It sucks!
It sucks! No, son, it looks nice and it sells hockey.
It was a garbage goal
It was a garbage win
It was a long bus ride
It wasn't me!
It's 17 i'll check that later
It's a chiefs' key ring you can't buy these in stores
It's against our policy
It's against our policy. Bullshit!
It's all over it's all over that's it
It's all right it's all right
It's along the boards
It's been so much fun waiting to see what you're gonna do next
It's from the owner
It's fucking embarrassing
It's gonna be a big one!
It's good publicity
It's gotta be true
It's him!
It's hush hush and I can't name names but let's say that there's a senior citizens' community in a certain stat that's in the market for a hockey team
It's making you crazy too you're turning into a zombie you told me so
It's never made a fuck's bit of difference whether we won or lost
It's ridiculous for us to be here we stick out like a couple of sore thumbs
It's ridiculous for us to be here.
It's right there look at that!
It's sad so sad it's a sad sad situation and it's gettin' more and more absurd
It's sad so sad why can't we talk it over
It's the old tactic the mind fuck
It's their rink it's their ice and it's their fucking town but tonight we got our fans with us!
It's wonderful!
J g jimmy come over here listen to this
JACK: You nailed him, coach.
Jacky had a whole keg sent in
Jacky st pierre's wife left him
Jealous big guy
Jean guy leave it touche pas
Jerry i'd like to cancel the order
Jesus
Jesus christ
Jesus christ (2)
Jesus christ (3)
Jesus christ (4)
Jesus christ braden! you would wouldn't you
Jesus christ francine I think about you all the time
Jesus christ look at ned here he doesn't have to depend on hockey
Jesus christ poor fucking guy
Jesus christ what a fucking nightmare
Jesus Christ, Francine. I think about you all the time.
Jesus christ! no wonder he flipped his lid
Jesus did you write him a note
Jesus fucking christ they don't leave the bench
Jesus it's finally happened
Jesus lily there's been three ****s and two murders in this park in one year
Jesus look at brophy
Jesus you really married a weirdo he don't run with the traffic
Jesus!
Jesus! Yeah. I'm on the lam. I'm hiding out.
Jim carr got angry!
Joe I don't care man enough's enough
Joe I got it here
Joe mcgrath
Joe mcgrath here
Joe mcgrath here just checking on dunlop
Joe who own the chiefs
Johnny doesn't care for the fighting he told me so
Just a little bit south of saskatoon
Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your life is a season ticket to the chiefs games
Keep in mind that walter's the leading contender for the outdoor record charlestown to lancaster
Keep the guys off me! come on!
Keep your eyes open better passing
Keep your eyes open better passing (2)
Keep your eyes open. Better passing.
Keys to the camper
Kid
Kill the bastard!
Kill those hanson creeps!
Kill! kill! kill!
Kings over!
Kiss my ass!
Ladies and gentlemen I can't explain this delay
Ladies and gentlemen i've just been handed the syracuse roster
Ladies and gentlemen look at that! you can't see that i'm on radio
Ladies and gentlemen our national anthem
Last game
Leave him my wife left me I was driving her crazy!
Leave him.
Let 'em know there's gonna be blood in there
Let's get on the bus
Let's get our share! Let's go! Come on!
Let's get our share! let's go! come on! let's go now!
Let's go chiefs!
Let's go chiefs! let's go chiefs! let's go chiefs! let's go chiefs!
Let's go walt
Let's just say i'm chicken shit
Let's just win the frigging game
Let's pay it smart out there tonight
Let's see it
Like that. Puke!
Listen I got a favor to ask ya yeah
Listen i'm gonna get a grip on myself start using my imagination go with the traffic
Listen it's a pathetic story it's pathetic
Listen johnny it's right here
Listen she's in the market for a perm and I said there's no one better than ol' francine
Listen this guy she was with what'd he look like
Look at his lip somebody threw a fucking tire chain hit him in the mouth!
Look at me! here I am a no good runaway hockey wife
Look at that! You can't see. I'm on radio.
Look i'll make you a double dose of this stuff and you won't feel anything
Look if you did your cheekbones better you could look like cher
Look if you want to get in touch with me you know just do it through the team the minnesota night hawks remember okay
Look into the camera and say hello to anybody
Look what I got!
Looks good kinda tight
Lose what the hell are you talking about lose
Louise left me
Love is good love can be strong
Love is good love can be strong (2)
Major surgery open heart
Make him stop or we're leaving!
Making it look mean!
Making out
Man for man we're better than any fucking club if we just put our minds to it
MAN: That felt good.
Maybe
Maybe all that will change maybe i'll wind up sleeping with old goalies I mean things being what they are who knows
Mccracken also known as dr hook for his scalp like prowess with the stick
Mcgrath's in there trying to get himself another job
Me and junie mae we got on fine till I had to move on down the line
Me i'm normal
Me too
Men's bodies I see them everywhere in the locker rooms cocks all over the place
Met a little girl her name was june a little bit south of saskatoon
Michael you're gonna stay in the yard put your jacket on and carry one of these in first
Minnesota dropped ya it's in hockey news i'll save it for ya
Mom i'm late I gotta go
More teamwork guys
Mother of god
Move away you're screening me! you're screening me! move away!
Move back all right there you go
My 260z
My accountant is certainly pleased
My accountant tells me i'm better off folding the team taking a tax loss
My allergy to those fucking fans you know has returned
My ambition is to win all your contracts become the owner of this fucking club run it my way i'd make a fortune
My arm go comes up then the game stop then start up
My arm go comes up, then the game stop, then start up.
My attitude's right
My boy!
My ex wife yeah the pretty one has she been in there
My father'd give you a job your father'd give you a job
My god it was snowing like hell before we even got to the motel
My god joe did we ever get shitfaced!
My heart goes out to her
My husband'll kill me if he finds out
My place that's a coincidence
My wife left me
Nah
Nah gimme a cup of coffee
Nah!
Nail 'em! kill 'em!
Nail him! nail him!
Ned braden is now the leading scorer in the federal league
Ned braden is starting to take off articles of his uniform
Ned braden's come into the booth
Ned ned!
Ned sleeps with her before every game
Ned tell me why would someone with your family background and education still be playing hockey
Ned what's echanger in english
Ned!
Never
Never mind jeff I guess that's before your time
Nice place you've got here
Nice talk
No
No (2)
No (3)
No (4)
No (5)
No (6)
No he's over there!
No hit
No I can't i'm taping an interview at the station
No I hate it here! i'm cracking up you know what I mean
No I have a cold the runny nose sore throat all that I went out in that storm last week to start my car I didn't have my jacket on
No I swear to ya
No I thought you had
No i'm in the middle steve's 20 and jeff's 18
No in fact we're so bad that we're disbanding
No it hurt like hell!
No it's not we're being bought
No jeff it's the other guy!
No more nail 'em! no more fuck with 'em! that's finished
No no I okay
No no it's self defense for chrissake
No no no
No no no really it's not bad
No no! we're fucking robbed!
No nope
No not him! that's the one!
No one can take your place
No one can take your place
No she's not your type
No son it looks nice and it sells hockey
No that's all right 'cause I have to tell it in court anyway
No that's bullshit
No that's not the problem see the problem is
No that's okay
No they were defending the honor of charlestown at the time
No wait a minute
No you gotta twist them and fuck with them
No, not him! That's the one!
No! i've got a contract back there in the car!
No! yeah! fuck
Nobody told me anything
Not poodle!
Not this bunch of pussies!
Not to worry kid
Not you coach
Nothing in my contract says that I gotta
Nothing is ever over
Notice the padded shoulders giving the '40s look you look nice son real spiffy
Now the golden years are behind you one season maybe two you'll be hanging up the blades and retiring the ax
Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool outta myself
Number 10 braden with his 18th goal of the year assisted by number 7 dunlop and number 14 drouin
Number 15 former penalty minute record holder of the federal league for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive gilmore tuttle
Number three
O'er the land of the free
Of course not
Oggie ogilthorpe you know old oggie oggie
Ogilthorp oggie ogilthorpe
Ogilthorpe fucked her you know
Ogilthorpe fucked her, you know.
Ogilthorpe fucked the last girl on the pinwheel of the ice stravaganza
Ogilthorpe oggie ogilthorpe ogiltorp ogilthorpe
Oh alex you mustn't be weak
Oh and here they come now led by someone we all know very well
Oh boy!
Oh do you think I should've
Oh for sure!
Oh gee hold the phone this is an unscheduled surprise
Oh god I got so sick of those games they seem so childish
Oh good
Oh good heavens!
Oh hi
Oh hi killer
Oh how is the sale going
Oh I think he should've
Oh i'm shuffling lines around i'll let you know when I get it straightened out
Oh it seems to me that sorry seems to be the hardest word
Oh it's lousy at first you think you're dying but then it's fabulous! I mean you become a new woman!
Oh jesus
Oh jesus we're kicking the shit out of everybody we're unbeatable!
Oh jesus!
Oh joe jesus
Oh my god!
Oh my god! (2)
Oh my god! (3)
Oh no! no I said negotiating
Oh nothing
Oh shut up you goddamn meathead!
Oh son there are your brothers
Oh suzanne a beautiful woman like you
Oh thanks bill
Oh yeah a real cement head
Oh yeah he's a neat guy looking to get us bonuses
Oh yeah maybe your wife'll remember her
Oh yeah next year you'll be asking yourself the same question about braden!
Oh yeah where's braden going
Oh yes
Oh yes miss!
Oh you are very clever
Oh you did
Oh you know lily's been staying at my place she's a terrific gal
Oh you poor thing
Oh, no, never, never. Why not?
Oh, nothing.
Oh. How is the sale going?
Okay
Okay (2)
Okay bets on the trip
Okay but dave's out
Okay c'mon steve let's go
Okay coach
Okay coach see you later coach
Okay guys show us what you got
Okay kid
Okay you guys let's get some speed out there
Old time hockey like when I got started you know
Old time hockey piss on old time hockey!
On the pinwheel of the Ice Stravaganza.
On the q t I think they're gonna sell us
On the stick let's go denis
On the stick. Let's go, Denis. Two dollars
One hundred dollar bounty on the head of famed syracuse stickman tim mccracken
One more lap!
One with the universe one with the universe nothing matters
Ooh and it's all right and it's coming on we gotta get right back to where we started from
Ooh and it's all right and it's coming on we gotta get right back to where we started from (2)
Ooh and it's all right and it's coming on we gotta get right back to where we started from (3)
Ooh, and it's all right
Oops! correction folks that's two to nothing
Open it
Operator i'll pay for the call here
Operator operator
Otherwise you know I would've given you a night on the town we could've gone to the aces
Our lines are open anything you folks wanna know about the fascinating world of pro hockey here we go!
Over here charlie
Owns! owns!
Owns! owns! (2)
Owns! owns! (3)
Peterboro lost tonight so as of right now we're in the play offs!
Peterboro lost tonight, so as of right now we're in the play offs!
Pick my guitar for board and room
Pick up the boosters!
Piss all over himself
Play heads up out there let's be smart
Player coach reggie dunlop and right wing ned braden
Playing right wing number 14 jean guy drouin!
Poor jacky he had a future I told him to watch that drunk driving!
Positive thinking records
Protest protest my ass!
Pull over walt let the girls in here with us come on walt pull over
Pure spring water brought right to your door
Push that pelvis way up there way way up there
Put a for sale sign on the bottom
Put my fucking car back on the track!
Put the fucking bus in gear
Put the fucking map of florida in the background get some tits in there
Putting on the foil! every game
Quite a few jim
Radiothons twice a week
Real old fashioned guts for dave killer carlson to jump into that fight with tim dr hook mccracken
Really
Recycled jock straps
Reg dunlop has just asked us to come back
Reg I want a chair by the pool!
Reg is our coach
Reg it's killer
Reg you want a coke
Reggie dunlop the coach
Reggie I guess you represent the old guard one of the iron men of the federal league
Reggie i'm moving
Reggie look i'm late i'll write you when I get settled
REGGIE: Hey, Hanrahan!
REGGIE: I don't know. Maybe it's better tight. Maybe.
Reggie!
Remember francine
Remember how I screamed at you when you started coming on to me
Remember I went to your room afterwards and you were dressed in chick's clothes
Remember that great peterboro game in '68
Rookie goalie denis lemieux continuing his brilliant first season with the chiefs
Ross as you know never travels anywhere without his longtime friend and attorney
Ross mad dog madison
Ruby! how's my ruby how's my girl huh
Run the siren what run the goddamn siren i'm paying for it
Sam let them out
Sam small print lyman
Same game jacks or better
Save your money reggie you're gonna need it
Sawed off old fart!
Scotty
Scouts
Scratches made by human fingernails!
Screw the sale it's probably a bunch of crap anyway
See how the sale is going
See ned was right
See those guys
Sergeant I knew eddie shore and toe blake you guys back there
Sergeant when is the trial
Sergeant you will never meet a greater champion of the pure sport of hockey than me
She also has a drinking problem
She do that on purpose to make him crazy so he don't know what he's doing
She had her jugs up right against my suit nipples as hard as little rocks right morris
She underlines the fuck scenes for ya
She underlines the fuck scenes she must worship the ground you walk on
She was a dynamite broad
She won't mind she's great to sleep with
She's a dyke! I know! I know!
She's a fantastic gal I mean fantastic!
She's a lesbian! a lesbian!
She's just scrapping!
She's lying to him
Shirley!
Shirley!
Shirt shirt
Shit
Shit!
Shittiest rink in the fucking league!
Shittiest rink in the fucking league! Ice is a goddamn disgrace.
Six straight wins and a whole new rash of penalty minutes
Slashing is like that you know
Slipped my mind
Slow down the main line going too fast
Slow down you're making her nervous
So far as the coaching goes you know the chiefs are
So he could get into the penalty box all by himself,
So he's bluffing
So how's your money holding out
So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see through wet suit
So now let me get this straight
So we never have to do this again
So you can sell us real easy then huh
Somebody own the chiefs
Somebody's gonna kill you you dumb son of a bitch but it's not gonna be me
Someone threw a monkey wrench hit jeff in the face
Something's afloat
Something's afloat. On the Q.T., I think they're gonna sell us.
Sometimes I think I get it and sometimes I think it's horseshit!
Son
Son just pick them up and take them over to the hotel
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch! i'll kill you!
Son of a bitch! jesus christ! son of a bitch i'll kill you!
Son! son! son!
Sort of
Speaking of weirdos!
Steve is in front of the net I think that's steve yeah it is steve
Stop him! this is a serious game it's not a freak show
Stop that! That's disgusting
Stop that! that's disgusting
Sure
Sure (2)
Sure did
Sure old time hockey like eddie shore yeah!
Sure spread them around guys
Suzanne I ain't a rookie anymore
Suzanne sucks pussy!
Syracuse skating out now
Take care of yourself
Take it down to the other end ned
Take it off!
Take it out!
Take that sentence back!
Take this in the house can you handle it
Taking your destiny by the throat
Teamwork! teamwork! teamwork!
Tell them to come and get us
Ten bucks he says all the guys at work
Ten bucks he says wife and kids!
Ten thousand mill workers have been placed on waivers
Thanks
Thanks (2)
Thanks (3)
Thanks a lot sarge
Thanks kid maybe you're right
Thanks reg
Thanks reggie
Thanks reggie (2)
That cunt is no good
That cunt is no good. Nice talk.
That ends the longest fucking losing streak
That felt good
That is a very deep cut
That man traveled 15 hours by bus to say that
That reminds me I was coaching in omaha in 1948 and eddie shore sends me this guy
That situation is gonna be changed I guarantee you
That was a nice tribute to the guys dickie
That was some road trip for the chiefs
That was wrestling shit out there
That's 8 00 at the war memorial
That's a big surprise
That's bullshit
That's bullshit (2)
That's bullshit.
That's crap
That's crap. Did you hear what he said? He shouldn't have said what he said.
That's fantastic!
That's good news eh
That's good writing dickie
That's great
That's great why should she give a shit what other people think of her
That's great! that's just great anita!
That's her right there
That's his wife
That's it that's all that's it go!
That's nice
That's nice!
That's none of your business anymore
That's not much to go on!
That's not true
That's not true. They do. I hear them every game.
That's oggie!
That's right! I like pussy!
That's terrible!
That's terrific
That's the dog that saved charlestown from the 1938 flood
That's the spirit reg that's it
That's very inspirational dave
That's very interesting dave
That's what it said in the yearbook jim
That's what you're paid for braden!
The articles in the paper are very funny that sportswriter
The big apple
The Big Tomahawk.
The boosters are behind us a hundred percent
The boys and I want you to have this as a little memento
The boys like to horse around
The bus leaves the war memorial at 8 00 a m
The championship confrontation between the syracuse bulldogs and the
The charlestown chiefs are not fighting back
The chiefs
The chiefs are at home tonight against hyannisport at the war memorial at 8 00
The chiefs are folding
The chiefs are gonna be sitting pretty in florida when this town's a stinking memory
The chiefs are history guys
The chiefs have already skated over to their bench
The chiefs have just come out on the ice for a warm up period
The chiefs have won the championship of the federal league!
The chiefs' performance tonight has got to be a bitter disappointment to these 4000 charlestown fans who have packed this war memorial paying good money to witness this fiasco
The cops have come for the hansons
The cops how many are out there
The crowd has gathered and well you can feel it there's an air of expectancy
The fans are standing up to them
The fucking fans are calling in with dirty talk
The hansons
The hansons (2)
The iron league huh lotta fights
The mill's closing and the economy and stuff
The minnesota night hawks i'm coaching
The minute they close the mill the chiefs are gonna fold
The owner
The peanut vendors are standing up to them!
The peterboro patriots versus the charlestown chiefs
The radio interviews are fantastic
The rags to riches cinderella contenders of the federal league the charlestown chiefs!
The security guards are standing up to them
The syracuse and the all new charlestown chiefs
The taste you remember from childhood
The team fini kaput
The thing's not working!
The toughest team in the federal league!
The way I see it the kid probably would've done it anyway a bad upbringing in the home or whatever
The wedding presents my side gave fifty fifty right
The works! i'm buying i'll pay you back tomorrow
The worst goon in hockey today
Their bus is coming up the street! they're coming!
Then one night we were talking about how we hated the life and how we had never done much of anything ourselves
Then you'll remember it was joe mcgrath who trained you for the front office
There
There ain't no florida deal
There goes jeff hanson into the corner
There was nobody there
There's a beer in the fridge if you want one
There's a carnival like atmosphere here tonight
There's tv radio mirror or modern screen
There's TV Radio Mirror or Modern Screen. You were married to him?
These brothers are stomping all over the
These guys are a fucking disgrace
These people are gonna be broke they're not gonna be going to hockey games
They ain't closing the mill! they're just jacking the guys around so they'll feel happy they got jobs
They are so beautiful
They brought their fucking toys with them!
They come here tonight to scout the chiefs!
They convicted ogilthorpe
They couldn't be as dumb as they look yes they could
They didn't have a backup goalie
They didn't have a backup goalie. It was a garbage goal
They do I hear them every game
They don't call me dr hook for nothing
They don't wanna risk it
They don't want you to score goals they want blood they're booing you
They oughta cut the costume a little higher in the thigh so you can see more ass
They spent their own dough to get here and they came here to see us!
They teach you how to underline in college not the fuck scenes they don't
They will be ready
They'll let you make one phone call they book you and then give you a dime and they let you make one phone call
They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win
They're all gone!
They're burying us alive!
They're criminals most folk heroes started out as criminals
They're fucking horrible looking!
They're getting a bunch of old geezers down there from the northeast
They're getting a good round of applause from their own booster club who have traveled all the way from charlestown to be here in peterboro tonight
They're gonna put you in the same jail with ogilthorpe
They're just goons
They're just saying that to get you upset it doesn't mean anything
They're looking for you guys there's gotta be some misunderstanding
They're not just bullies
They're on the ice right now giving their all
They're playing it at 4 00 don't miss it
They're probably real good guys underneath
They're pummeling each other
They're putting the hansons away on a trumped up charge
They're sexual problems i'm very perverse
They're sort of funny looking real funny looking
They're supposed to be our fans just 'cause we're losing
They're too dumb to play with themselves!
They've actually brought back just for this one contest some colorful names
They've dumped a lot of capital into this
Think he's all he's cracked up to be
Think we should get into this just a thought
Think you can help with these
Think you can help with these? Yeah.
This is jim carr
This is lily braden ned braden's wife
This is the big one guys!
This is the last season it'll be announced tomorrow
This isn't art this is sex!
This kid has taken a savage beating
This reporter is stunned!
This way
This young fella is in a hurry because he's got the prettiest wife waiting at home for him but she ain't happy
This young man has had a very trying rookie season
Tie it up out there guys!
Tim "Dr
Tim dr hook mccracken!
Time of goal 8 04
To long island
To mrs reggie dunlop from reggie dunlop
To see the three chiefs make a scoring rush the bright colors of their jerseys flashing against the milky ice was to see a work of art in motion
To tell the truth mrs mccambridge the reason
Toe blake dit clapper eddie shore those guys were the greats
Tonight's the night
Too little too late
Too much too soon
Took my quarter!
Tough news barclay sorry
Trade me right fucking now
Transways express flyer number 83 for pittsburgh cleveland
Try to come back with the wingers maybe
Try winning a game for a change
Try winning a game for a change.
Turn it off! I hate it! I hate it turn it off!
Two and sixes
Two bucks i'll call
Two dollars
Two nothing two nothing
Two points eh
Two points that's it!
Unidentified but reliable sources have informed the times herald
Use your heads on the ice out there will ya
Violence is killing this sport it's dragging it through the mud
Wait a minute
Wait a minute hold it everybody's gone bananas in here
Wait a minute ned braden is skating out on the ice
Walt you didn't tell me you were holding out on your old bookmaker
Walter's entrusted me with our e t a to lancaster
Want a beer to go along with that
Want me to circle run in with stretchers
Watch braden he's gonna do something
Watch out punk!
Way to go ned
Wbrol charlestown
We ain't been hockey players we've been clowns we've been goons! we've been freaks in a fucking sideshow
We are
We are winning the frigging game!
We could all end in the clinker for this!
We could sew that thing up tonight you know
We could've gone to the Aces.
We don't need you here! there's no room in sports for people like you! get outta town!
We don't want to make it any tougher for the chiefs than it already is
We fight day and night she wants me to quit hockey
We go on the road tomorrow morning
We go on the road tomorrow...
We go to florida and I get the money!
We got a big three coming up out there
We got a game to win
We got a whole new attitude
We got a whole new attitude it's bringing us a lot of success!
We got action here
We got charlestown trailing three to nothing with 10 48 left in the first period
We got one!
We gotta get right back to where we started from
We gotta get right back to where we started from (2)
We gotta win
We have two generations of pro hockey with us
We have two generations of pro hockey with us for you folks to call in and question
We like to see an old fashioned brand of hockey played here
We need some more coordination out there
We need this win we got a lot of losses
We oughta cream those guys
We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own
We play him next week you know
We stick out like a couple of sore thumbs.
We thought it'd be a big surprise
We we're gonna spin some music while we're waiting for our next caller
We were drunk as usual
We were drunk as usual
We were never anything but a rich broad's tax write off
We were there we all saw it with our own eyes!
We win 'cause I make 'em crazy!
We win 'cause I score goals
We won three games in a row
We would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys
We... We're gonna spin some music while we're waiting for our next caller.
We'll be ready to face off at the middle circle the referee is ready to go the linesmen for tonight
We'll straighten you out you little prick
We're a solid act, honey. We're starting out with something big.
We're at seven one there's the face off
We're deader than this stinking town
We're expecting great things from you boys
We're gonna freeze to death
We're gonna kill 'em tonight
We're gonna miss you guys
We're looking forward to a real contest tonight
We're losing!
We're nothing but a bunch of criminals we oughta be in jail that's all there is to it
We're on a roll we're gonna win
We're on the road all set to go tell us when
We're on the road in the morning
We're working on it
We've been doing real good you know
We've been having a hell of a time
Well any fool can fight
Well attendance has quadrupled
Well don't look so sad
Well fuck him
Well I did it
Well I don't think
Well I guess that's more than most 21 year olds could handle
Well I just asked outta curiosity you know
Well i'd like the folks to come down and just watch us cream them punks from syracuse
Well i'll see you later
Well ladies and gentlemen this has all the earmarks of a hockey classic
Well make it station to
Well this is more like it
Well to doubt is human
Well will you give me another dime i'm saving the dime to call mom
Well you gotta earn it killer
Well you know we're human beings you know
Well you know what you have to do for yourself you have to get out there and circulate I mean you just can't sink into it you have to get out there on the firing line
Well you're gonna be set lily
What
What (2)
What (3)
What (4)
What (5)
What (6)
What (7)
What (8)
What a life!
What about 'em
What about florida eh reg
What about the hanson brothers
What am I doing here
What are these poor fuckers gonna do when they close the mill
What are you doing here
What are you doing up here have you been benched
What are you gonna do
What are you guys doing
What are you running here a goddamn dance floor
What are you talking about what does that mean
What can I get you to drink
What do you mean a corporation owns it
What do you mean a serious game what are you talking about this is hockey!
What do you mean flood city
What do you mean just bullies they scare the bejesus outta everybody
What for
What for we're history
What fucking news
What happened to you
What happens to us when the mill closes
What has come over the charlestown chiefs
What hit ya
What is high sticking
What is slashing
What is slashing?
What kind of broad is it who calls up and says something like that
What oh shit he's here!
What sucker would buy the chiefs
What the fuck is that
What the fuck you're talking about he's the fucking one who started it
What the hell are they gonna do with them
What they're really looking for is a cheap deal on a team
What was his name
What were you doing anyway
What what
What with the litigation the notoriety his subsequent deportation to canada and that country's refusal to accept him
What you need dough
What you're hearing is the truth
What'd he say
What'd he say to hanrahan
What'd the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag
What's the game
What's the story on that dog
What's the story on that dog (2)
What's up
What's wrong reg
When Buffalo revealed that he liked to call his hockey stick
When hanrahan found out about it he went crazy!
When you get out of this jacket you can
Where are the new boys
Where are you from
Where oh yeah!
Where the hell did all this beer come from
Where's hanrahan
Where's your husband
Which bar
While we're waiting for our next caller we'd like to remind you folks calling in to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste
Who
Who (2)
Who are these guys I never even heard of them
Who are you
Who cares it's over
Who cares you get your check
Who hails from if I can read the card moose jaw saskatchewan
Who is it
Who is this hello
Who me
Who owns the club anyway
Who wants an ice pack
Who wants an ice pack? Over here, Charlie.
Who's gonna take his place
Who's the owner joe
Whose positive thinking records have been a tremendous help.
Why do you wear that rug it's just sensationally ugly!
Why don't you call a massage parlor
Why is that
Why is the fucking old man making this trip
Why not
Why should she give a shit what other people think of her?
Will you be at the game if I see you in the stands it make me feel better a little
Wimpy how are ya
Win lose or draw this is the chiefs' last game before you leave charlestown
With 10:48 left in the first period.
With nothing wild right
With us in the press box is injured chiefs' defenseman dave carlson
With your family background and education
WOMAN: Ensemble number 32, entitled "Omar Sharif"
WOODY WOODPECKER ON TV: Guess who?
Would you hold it a minute
Yea billy!
Yeah
Yeah (2)
Yeah (3)
Yeah (4)
Yeah (5)
Yeah (6)
Yeah (7)
Yeah a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men that nails that creep
Yeah a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men that really nails
Yeah and for trip also you know like that and for hook like this and for spear like that
Yeah anita
Yeah don't move
Yeah hey!
Yeah I want to echanger
Yeah i'm on the lam i'm hiding out
Yeah i'm really ashamed of myself
Yeah it's my last game and I wanna play it straight
Yeah it's true! I heard it from a couple of guys
Yeah jacky had a whole keg sent in
Yeah johnny always says you can just screw so much and drink so much
Yeah that's him!
Yeah that's not what I hear from your wife I hear
Yeah that's right
Yeah we got a lot of them!
Yeah we're on a roll!
Yeah well he and I are the only decent items in here
Yeah well then normal is fucked
Yeah what about it
Yeah what do you want
Yeah what's the address
Yeah yeah something
Yeah yeah!
Yeah you betcha!
Yeah you had on this black bra with tassels
Yeah you'll have quiet
Yeah, he could've been great. Yeah
Yeah, it's true! I heard it from a couple of guys.
Yeah!
Yeah! that's part of it but mainly it's because I think you're a champ only you gotta stop killing yourself
Yeah? Hey!
Yeah.
Years have passed now i'm sexually liberated I don't care who's a fag no more I mean who cares it's natural it's all around us!
Yes
Yes a first in my professional career i've been benched
Yes he love her! he tell me I love her!
Yes I am
Yes I am in the black for the first time in four years
Yes I am joe you know why because I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again
Yet wave
You and your fucking fashion show!
You are
You are the first man i've slept with since I left hanrahan
You are totally fucked!
You bet you did you did you bet
You better than philadelphia this time
You bums! you're no damn good!
You can get them at any religious record store
You can just go out and clobber the next guy in your business life
You can look up the ideas alphabetically like arts mechanics philosophy
You can't leave those guys in there they're folk heroes!
You can't put a bounty on a man's head!
You cheap son of a bitch!
You chicken shit yellow belly
You could get traded
You could play if you fought
You could sell us we're hot people go nuts for us you could find a buyer
You crazy! he has a big cock like a horse!
You do that you go to the box you know two minutes by yourself and you feel shame you know and then you get free
You don't do that oh no never never
You don't do that. You don't do that?
You don't have my number
You don't have to fight if you don't want you can do whatever you want to do it's up to you!
You don't know
You don't look bad
You don't make me crazy
You don't make me crazy. I will, 'cause you're benched!
You fellas have not been drawing them in the way you have in the past
You find the guy's name
You gals like skating huh
You get to be my age you gotta think about retiring
You goon!
You goons can't skate!
You got an expression of sadness on your face
You got him dave!
You gotta go well listen if things don't work out you can always get in touch with me in minneapolis
You gotta learn to put out more you know what I mean
You guys gotta stop losing get the power play together
You guys triplets or something
You injured your knee in the peterboro game
You know for five months now i've been trying to prove to you without ever really knowing who you were that you were wrong
You know I like to skate too but the hair is rotten here
You know i'm sure our listeners will be surprised to learn that you're a very soft spoken young man killer
You know i've had it with this show business crap too
You know if you were to come up to my apartment right now i'd fix you something hot to drink i'd rub your back maybe we could find a good game on tv
You know reggie told me you'd gotten terrific since you left him
You know we all read about the possibility of a sale in florida
You know we have to get divorced one of these days
You know what the hell it's my last game i'm gonna go out with style play it straight
You know what your problem is you're too fucking old to play this game
You know you're stupid when you do that just some english pig with no brains you know
You know your son looks like a fag to me you better get married again 'cause he's gonna wind up with somebody's cock in his mouth before you can say jack robinson
You look a thousand years old
You look fabulous now come on
You look like my mother! you're beautiful!
You look terrific
You make me sick when you speak morris
You may have noticed she's the only good looking piece of ass in charlestown
You mean you could sell us but you won't
You nailed him coach you nailed him in the fucking head nailed him in his mind
You oughta put some fucking downy in these jerseys
You out!
You out! you out!
You really taught that guy a lesson last night
You really taught that guy a lesson last night
You seen reg or braden
You should talk
You son of a bitch! get over here!
You stick with reg i'm on a roll
You take the van i'll keep the dog
You think that lady in the red dress will go home with me
You think they show speed racer here
You think you're gonna like florida
You too
You wanna say some more yeah yeah! you ugly bastard
You want ice time you come and tell me when you want to play it my way
You want some
You want some spaghetti
You went to princeton and were all eastern
You were dancing in front of a mirror with this zebra skinned jock strap
You were married to him for about a hundred years but it's all over
You will not
You'll be staying at the all new leisure
You're a bunch of animals you hanson apes!
You're a goalie you're supposed to be like that
You're a losing coach you can't make them win
You're a pussy!
You're a sweetheart I missed you you're a sweetheart
You're afraid of these goons aren't ya
You're asking an exorbitant sum
You're blowing it!
You're bullshit! you're really bullshit!
You're drunk!
You're fucked!
You're garbage for letting us go down the drain
You're going bald! can't you face up to that
You're gonna get an eyeball of the new charlestown chiefs
You're gonna need another 10 or 15 minutes
You're gonna need money or something or maybe things won't work out the way you expect
You're in the driver's seat
You're no good at it
You're not having second thoughts about this are you
You're nuts
You're nuts hanrahan!
You're nuts, Hanrahan!
You're really doing great! you got them going!
You're right
You're right he's bullshit
You're the best girl in the whole world yes you are
You're the biggest fucking pussy in the league
You're welcome
You've been had
You've been playing pro hockey for how many years
You've certainly got his number
You've got a cute way of talking you've got the better of me just snap your fingers and i'm walking
Your face is a mess
Your mother should've bought you skates!
5 dollar limit
50 percent off on ladies' parkas
53 market street at the sign of the winking owl
250 dollars for each
'cause my family has money
"Come on out by the pool."
"that a St. Petersburg, Florida retirement community
(ambulance siren wailing)
(blows whistle)
(buzzer buzzing)
(car horn honking)
(car horns honking)
(crowd booing)
(crowd booing) (2)
(crowd booing) (3)
(crowd cheering)
(crowd cheering) (2)
(crowd cheering) (3)
(crowd exclaiming)
(hockey buzzer buzzing)
(hockey buzzer buzzing) (2)
(hockey buzzer buzzing) (3)
(horn honking)
(horn honking) (2)
(indian war whoop)
(knock on door)
(phone ringing)
(phone ringing) (2)
(players chattering)
(players cheering)
(porsche 911 car approaching)
(pounding on door)
(pounding on door) (2)
(pounding on door) (3)
(sighs)
(the star spangled banner playing)
(whistle blowing)
(whistles)
(women cheering and screaming)
(woody woodpecker laughing)
[ALL CHEERING]
[ALL CHEERING] But tonight we got our fans with us!
[ANNOUNCER CHATTERING]
[BUZZER BUZZING]
[CAR HORN HONKING]
[CHANTING] Go, Chiefs, go! Go, Chiefs, go!
[CROWD BOOING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[CROWD CHEERING]
[GLASS SHATTERING]
[GROANS]
[GUITAR PLAYING] Hey, Eddie! It's me, Reg. How are you?
[HAN SONS CHATTERING]
[HORN HONKING]
[PLAYERS SHOUTING]
[SIGHS]
[SIREN WAILING]
[STA TIC ON RADIO]

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