E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Soundboard Edit

A bald monkey? Is he a pig?

ABC's home.

Add build up five for kilo.

Ah.

Ah.

All right, class, these are the cotton balls with the chloroform.

All right, this percent on room air, you're scaring him. 100, You're scaring him.

All right, where's the pizza?

And Beth, who with he used to be.

And he pulled.

And his body.

And hope.

And how you feel. What happened in here?

And HTTPS testing peg analysis showed complete coherence and synchronization of brain wave activity between both subjects.

And oral contrast. If there's no response to 20K, let's move to hypertonic saline.

And pepperonis everything but the little fishies.

And plenty of sausage and pepperonis everything but the.

And they won't feel anything. They won't be hurt.

And they'll come.

And you did the best that anybody could do.

And you know it. And hope.

And. He's smart. He communicates through Elliot.

Antio collection, but they keep you hanging on.

Anus. He doesn't get it. I get it. You're.

Anybody home

Apple, look at I'm not stupid, you know?

Are they gone? Mama, you'll be detained. Honestly. 8 days.

Are you doing good?

Are you going? As for Halloween, the stupid Halloween when she goes.

Are you OK?

As seen. He was dressed as a. Hunchback. Hunchback.

As we get started with the dissection, remember that the things that you are writing down.

As you get into the dissection you will discover that the anatomy.

At all. He needs anthropic support. pH is down to 7.03. He's got a metabolic acidosis. It could be sepsis.

Back one hour after Sunset, no later.

Back the car out, not 1 foot past the driveway.

Back to the river, back to the forest. You.

Be back one hour after sundown, no later.

Be be. Please.

Be good, be good. I told him that too.

Beam. This is.

Believed in fairies. Do you believe in fairies? Sacred that you believe? If you believe, clap your hands.

Biggest fee only feet, you little twerp.

Body let's continue.

Boy Elliot. Elliot. Elia.

Boy out of here. Get him moving out of here.

Boy, you're a girl. He's a boy.

Brian Jennings, should people stand back?

Brings out a warning. Well, that is just my medicine, she says.

Brother, on our lives. It's so heavy, I swear.

But all the guys are not stupid, you know.

But hell shit.

But his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle.

But I think you killed him already and you just as soon as I unload this stuff, OK?

But my father's in Mexico.

By heart, don't you meet you at the lookout. At the lookout I'm not.

Can live if I go to work.

Can you hear me, guys, stop it. Sorry.

Cannula and draw blood gas in 20 minutes, 20 to 17 degrees centigrade.

Captured by the pirates, I'll rescuer. I'll rescuer.

Cardiac arrest is terminated at 300 hours and 36 minutes.

Catherine a. Line and the. Intravenous line should be sent to the future.

Celebrity talk to that little fella. You wanna go round?

Check it out. Back.

Chest and you're out. 10 million ohh no. Don't worry about it Mike. I got resurrection. I'll bring you back.

Children are. Did it ever build anything or write anything down? No.

Clap your hands. Let me clap some. Don't if you hiss.

Come and take it away like the dog catcher.

Come away now. You're just gonna cut him all up?

Come back. Came back. He came back. Oh my God.

Come on, because grown-ups can't see them. Only little kids can see you.

Come on, come on.

Come on, Harvey.

Come on, help me. Just come back for sure.

Come on, I promise you what?

Come on, Mommy, I've got. I've seen.

Come on, your friend. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, hurry up.

Converter deformed kid or something formed?

Could we all step out for a minute, please?

Coyotes come back again, mom, OK?

Create.

Culture we monitor with a VGA. AG, they're going to have to.

Cut stairs. Can I hurt your mom? He's not going to hurt you.

Dad would believe me.

Dad, sure.

Dear creatures, pressure is bottoming out. His complexes are slow and widening.

Decreased tidal volume on the boy put him on 025 liters by nasal cannula and draw blood gas in 20 minutes.

Deep. Wood.

Did you explain school to him? How do you explain school to higher intelligence?

Did you explain school to him? How do you?

Dirty. Come here. Come on.

Do it, Mike. We have to.

Do it, Mike. We have to.

Do you talk in my?

Do you talk? You know, talk.

Dog catcher, but they'll give it a little bottomy, or do experiments on it or something.

Don't be pushy, pushy.

Don't crash, please.

Don't diaphoretic consider all shock ideology. It's not perfusing at all. He needs entropic support.

Don't eat her. Are you hungry? I'm hungry.

Don't ever do this again.

Don't let him torture you. I won't marry.

Don't out. Ohh.

Don't push it, Elliot. I'm not coming out there until your eyes are closed. OK.

Done right away. That's it. That will start them going to sleep.

Downstairs.

Dundee. So sorry man.

E t ! e t ! e t !

Earring. And you will find. Many similarities.

Earth. Home. Umm.

Eat T phone home. ET phone home ET phone home.

Edit your anus doesn't get it. I get it.

Ellie of that machine. What does it do?

Elliot thinks it's thoughts. No, Elliot. Elliot feels his feelings.

Elliot what?

Elliot, he came to me too.

Elliot, I don't think that he was left here intentionally.

Elliot, look what he brought up here all by himself. Yeah, what's he mean? This stuff for helium?

Elliot.

Elliott. I'm keeping him.

Elliott. Why don't you come to me? No, no.

ET can you say that? Can you say ET? ETE.

ET ET. Eating, eating. Eating. Eat.

ET phone home. Phone home.

ET.

ET. Ohh so.

ETETE good.

Even mom, why not?

Everything's going to be. That's the Max.

Excellent promise you can make, Michael.

Excuse me?

Exist. OK.

Expensive ohh no no no no. I call anytime on Saturday without an operator. I can hold for 5 minutes or 856 plus tax by far. Less. I pay less.

Fake out, OK?

Fancy you.

Feeling a little bananas? The beat.

Feeling faker? I'm feeling fine. Look, I've got something really important.

First then I'm in. Yeah, you're in, you're out. Your strategy.

Flat, EKG, splat. OK, I'm gonna.

Flights. Do that again. Sure.

Flying. But B is B. And back.

Follow him

Follow me!

Football. :) and trying to get through the evening. That's all I want to do.

For me.

Fraud. Be good.

From California, we'll talk fast. This conference is sensitive.

Gates open. Look at these.

Get her downstairs from the moon. Spring.

Get hypothermia, blanket, and some more you know, alone. You leave him alone. I can take care of him.

Get it signed and you're such a Sinner supremist 0.

Get sharp. We are here and you can make them. We're here.

Get us those 40 year olds anyway.

Girl, OK, now you know the plans by heart, don't you?

Girl. Yes.

Give it to me now, girlie.

Give me a break. Do you know what's going to happen if you do tell?

Give the fight. Meet us at the playground at the top of the hill. Do it.

Go away for the 21st.

Go back. Boy out of here. Get a moment.

Go for a leprechaun. It was nothing like that, penis breath.

Go. Damn it, why don't you? Grow up. Think about whether people feel for a change.

Goblin. You're so lame, Elliot.

God, yeah.

God.

God.

God.

Going to do the dishes, fellas. I sat in cleared. I sat and cleared.

Going to run tomorrow? Ohh no. Is there anything serious?

Going to work.

Good, I thought that too. You should give him his dignity. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Got a finding, Mike. In the forest. Bald spot. You got.

Got him at the bottom of the hill.

Grab that fuzz Buster.

Graceful. Where's that strange Murphy's drives me?

Grandpa, what's wrong?

Great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Harvey. Harvey, is that you, boy?

Have you noticed any surface sweating has ever lost?

He doesn't get it.

He is so big good.

He needs to go home.

He needs to go.

He phoned home. What's the call somebody?

He said fine, can't you understand English? He said phone.

He won't hurt you, 30. He.

He.

He's calling his feet. I don't.

He's converting back to normal sinus rhythm.

He's doing this now. He's breathing.

He's got DNA.

He's got DNA. He doesn't have 4 nucleotides like we do. He has six I've got.

He's not going to hurt you. Why don't we get her downstairs then?

He's talking. Ohh.

Head. See, this is walrus man.

Hearts.

Hello, how are you?

Hello.

Hello. Yeah, it's here.

Hello. Yeah, this is she.

Here comma. In the car.

Here he is. Here's how. I think you killed him already.

Here hurts.

Hey Elliot, where's your goblin? Shut up.

Hey, hey, wait a second. No, don't eat them.

Hey. Or you. I'm driving.

Hi.

Hi. What can we do that we're not already doing?

Hmm. OK, here we go.

Hmm. Uncle Ralph, uncle Ralph. Long distance from California.

Honestly, 8 days with boys.

House.

How are you?

How girl. So what else is new?

How was he dressed when last seen? He.

How you feeling, Faker? I'm feeling fine.

I can get as those 40 year old.

I can see that. Get those shelves back in the land of the year. Let's get the toys off the floor. Make your bed.

I can take care of him. Cardiac echo skin is.

I can't. He's in Mexico with Sally.

I don't know that night.

I don't know. Alright, I'm calling. What time do you have? 153615 hours? 36 minutes?

I don't like his feed.

I got a letter.

I know what this referee, green, orange, red could be.

I like that. Hey Elliot, where's your goblin?

I promise you what? Anyone you want spider football.

I promised when you could take it and I will as soon as I have shot.

I sat and cleared. I did breakfast. I did breakfast.

I think he's dead. I don't know. Alright, I'm calling. What time do you?

I want you to meet somebody.

I want you to meet somebody. Just put all this stuff away, right?

I want you to meet somebody. This stuff has gone up so much in one week.

I'll be back.

I'm already one of the undead Greg. I can still throw death spells, huh?

I'm coming over.