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A droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets #droid #pull arms out of sockets #chewy #chewbacca #wookiee #harrison ford #han solo
A fighter that size couldn't get this deep into space on its own
A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave
A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction
A small one man fighter should be able to penetrate the outer defense
A tremor in the force the last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master
A young jedi named darth vader who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil helped the empire hunt down and destroy the jedi knights
Aah! luke! luke grab hold of this!
Absolutely your worship
Accelerate to attack speed
Actually there's not much to tell i'm not much more than an interpreter and not very good at telling stories well not at making them interesting anyway
Alderaan i'm not going to alderaan i've got to get home it's late i'm in for it as it is
All flight crews man your stations
All other information on your level is restricted
All pilots to your stations
All right come on
All right fine let's go
All right give it to me i'll take it
All right i'll be right there aunt beru
All right kid you better be right about this all right
All right men load your weapons
All right take care of yourself han I guess that's what you're best at isn't it
All right we'll check it out
All right! i'll be there in a few minutes
All this excitement has overrun the circuits in my counterpart here
All wings report in
Almost there
Almost there (2)
An analysis of the plans provided by princess leia has demonstrated a weakness in the battle station
An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting but no life forms were aboard
And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it
And don't talk to me of your mission either
And even if I didn't you don't think i'd be fool enough to stick around here do ya
And he was a good friend
And if these new droids do work out I want to transmit my application to the academy this year
And now your highness we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base
And the red one come on
And these blast points too accurate for sandpeople
And this is my counterpart r2 d2
And what of the rebellion
Any attack made by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture no matter what technical data they've obtained
Anyway we should be at alderaan about 0200 hours
Are there any other ways out of the cell bay we've been cut off!
Are they away they've just made the jump into hyperspace
Are you all right I got a little cooked but i'm ok
Are you all right what's wrong
Are you kidding at the rate they're gaining
Are you safe for the moment we're in the main hangar across from the ship
Are you sure the computer can hit it
Are you sure this thing is safe
Are you sure you can handle this ship
Are you there sir
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper
Argh argh argh! you said it chewie
As a matter of fact i'm not even sure which planet i'm on
As you wish
At last! where have you been
At least the information in r2 is still intact
Be patient luke stay and watch over the droids
Behave yourself r2 you're going to get us into trouble
Ben
Ben ben kenobi
Ben is a great man yeah great at getting us into trouble
Ben kenobi where is he come on!
Besides attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage it's more like suicide
Besides I know a few maneuvers we'll lose 'em
Between his howling and your blasting everything in sight it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here
Biggs wedge let's close it up
Biggs! I don't believe it hey! how are you great
Blast it biggs! where are you
Blast it! my gun's jammed where anywhere!
Blast the door kid!
Boy am I glad to see you
Boy am I gonna get it
Boy it's lucky you had these compartments
Bring them on! i'd prefer a straight fight to all this sneakin' around
But he didn't know she was here
But I got a nice easy charter i'll pay ya back plus a little extra I just need a little more time
But I was going into tosche station to pick up some power converters
But if you fail me again i'll put a price on your head so big you won't be able to go near a civilized system
But it's a whole 'nother year!
But my ship has fallen under attack and I am afraid my mission to bring you to alderaan has failed
But sir nobody worries about upsetting a droid
But they're gonna kill her! better her than me
But we're a little rushed so if you'll just get on board we'll get outta here
But what if this obi wan comes looking for him
But who's gonna fly it kid you
But why would imperial troops want to slaughter jawas
But with all we've been through this little r2 unit has become a bit eccentric
C 3po c 3po! yes sir
C 3po do you copy yes sir
Can you speak bocce of course I can sir it's like a second language to me
Can you stand we've got to get out of here before the sandpeople return
Can't get out that way
Charming to the last
Check this side of the street
Chewbacca here is first mate on a ship that might suit us
Chewie get us out of here!
Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the alderaan system
Chewie jam its transmissions
Chewie lock in the auxiliary power
Chewie lock in the auxiliary power!
Chewy #chewy #chewbacca #wookiee
Clear bay 327
Close all outboard shields
Close the blast doors!
Close up formation
Come along r2
Come here my little friend don't be afraid
Come here you big coward chewie come here
Come let me get you something
Come on
Come on buddy we're not out of this yet
Come on let's go have a look come on!
Come on r2 we're going
Come on why don't you take a look around
Come on!
Come on! (2)
Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me the passengers! I want them alive!
Commence primary ignition
Commence primary ignition (2)
Computer locked getting a signal
Continue with the operation you may fire when ready
Copy base one luke take red two and three
Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough it's all my fault!
Cut the chatter red two
Damn fool I knew that you were gonna say that
Dangerous to your star fleet commander not to this battle station
Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration but don't worry
Dantooine they're on dantooine
Darth vader only you could be so bold
Death star will be in range in five minutes
Destroyed by the empire
Did he take those two new droids with him I think so
Did you find any droids
Did you hear that they shut down the main reactor we'll be destroyed for sure
Didn't we just leave this party what kept you
Do you know what he's talking about mm mm
Do you know what's going on maybe it's another drill
Do you really think we're gonna find a pilot here that'll take us to alderaan
Do you think they'll melt us down
Docking bay 94 ninety four
Doesn't look like we have much of a choice but i'll remind him
Don't act so surprised your highness
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
Don't everybody thank me at once
Don't get cocky #dont get cocky #stay humble #humility #arrogant #boastful #han solo #throwback thursday
Don't get technical with me
Don't just stand there! try and brace it with something
Don't shoot! don't shoot!
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways lord vader
Don't underestimate the force
Don't worry chewie I think I know what he has in mind
Don't worry she'll hold together
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease! now come out before somebody sees you
Easy you call that easy
Eject
Enemy fighters coming your way
Enough of this vader release him
Escape is not his plan
Estimated time to firing range 15 minutes
Evacuate in our moment of triumph I think you overestimate their chances
Even I get boarded sometimes do you think I had a choice
Even if I could take off i'd never get past the tractor beam
Excuse me sir but that r2 unit is in prime condition a real bargain
Fall in! fall in!
Fast ship you've never heard of the millennium falcon should I have it's the ship that made the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
Fear will keep the local systems in line fear of this battle station
Fifteen jabba don't push it
Fighters coming in 3
Follow me
For luck
For over a thousand generations the jedi knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the old republic before the dark times before the empire
General kenobi years ago you served my father in the clone wars now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the empire
Get back to the ship get it ready
Get back to the ship! where are you going come back!
Get behind me! get behind me!
Get clear wedge you can't do any more good back there sorry
Get in there!
Get in there! get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell get in there and don't worry about it
Get me a scanning crew in here on the double I want every part of this ship checked
Get on top of it i'm trying
Get on top! I can't
Get set up for your attack run
Get the crews to their fighters
Give me regular reports please right
Go on go on
Go strap yourselves in i'm gonna make the jump to light speed
Go that way you'll be malfunctioning within a day you nearsighted scrap pile
Going somewhere solo
Gold five to red leader lost tiree lost hutch
Gold squadron begin takeoff procedure
Got him! I got him!
Governor tarkin I should have expected to find you holding vader's leash
Great kid! don't get cocky
Great shot kid! that was one in a million!
Had a slight weapons malfunction but uh everything's perfectly all right now we're fine we're all fine here now thank you how are you
Han I can't make exceptions
Han my boy you disappoint me why haven't you paid me and why did you fry poor greedo
Han my boy you're the best so for an extra 20
Han solo i'm captain of the millennium falcon
Hang on back there
Hang on r2
Hang on tight r2 you've got to come back
Harvest is when I need you the most
Have you been in many battles several I think
Have you now
Have you seen luke this morning
He betrayed and murdered your father
He can go about his business
He certainly has courage what good will it do us if he gets himself killed come on
He claims to be the property of an obi wan kenobi
He didn't hold with your father's ideals
He doesn't like you i'm sorry I don't like you either
He feared you might follow old obi wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did
He is here obi wan kenobi what makes you think so
He knew my father
He made a fair move screaming about it can't help you
He must have gotten lost been part of a convoy or something
He really is in first class condition i've worked with him before here he comes
He said he had some things to do before he started today so he left early
He says he belongs to someone called obi wan kenobi
He says he's found the main controls to the power beam that's holding the ship here
He says i've found her and keeps repeating she's here
He says it's nothing sir merely a malfunction old data pay it no mind
He says that he's the property of obi wan kenobi a resident of these parts and it's a private message for him
He says the restraining bolt has short circuited his recording system
He suggests that if you remove the bolt he might be able to play back the entire recording
He tricked me into going this way but he'll do no better
He was the best star pilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior
He won't I don't think he exists anymore he died about the same time as your father
He'll be all right
He'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor
He's got to follow his own path no one can choose it for him
He's kind of a strange old hermit
He's on me tight I can't shake him!
He's the brains sweetheart!
Hear me baby hold together
Heavy fire boss 23 degrees I see it stay low
Hello
Hello sir
Hello there
Hello there! #ben kenobi #obi wan kenobi #ewan mcgregor #hello #hi #prequel memes
Help him!
Help me obi wan kenobi
Help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope
Help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope (2)
Help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope (3)
Help me obi wan kenobi you're my only hope (4)
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope #help #help me #save me #a new hope #star wars #obi wan kenobi #princess leia
Help me!
Help! I think i'm melting! this is all your fault!
Her resistance to the mind probe is considerable it'll be some time before we can extract any information from her
Here hold this
Here see what you can do with him i'll be right back
Here they come
Here they come (2)
Here they come (3)
Here's where the fun begins
Hey biggs I told you i'd make it someday
Hey coming up i'll be right up there with you and have I got stories to tell you
Hey down there! could you give us a hand with this
Hey I knew there was more to you than money
Hey luke may the force be with you
Hey luke!
Hey this r2 unit of yours seems a bit beat up you want a new one
Hey what are you trying to push on us
Hey whoa! where do you think you're going
Hey! hey! I knew you'd come back I just knew it
Hey! open the pressure maintenance hatch on unit number where are we 3263827!
Hey! we don't serve their kind here what your droids they'll have to wait outside we don't want them here
Hey! you're not permitted in there it's restricted you'll be deactivated for sure
His computer's off
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side kid
Hold them off angle the deflector shields while I charge up the main guns
Hold up here and wait for my signal to start your run
Hold your fire there's no life forms
Holding her is dangerous
How could I be so stupid he's nowhere in sight blast it!
How did my father die
How did we get into this mess I really don't know how
How long before you can make the jump to light speed
How long have you had these droids three or four seasons
How many guns do you think gold five
Huh oh the uniform
Hurry luke they're coming in much faster this time we can't hold them
Hurry up luke! quick! quick!
I beg your pardon sir but do you know what he's talking about
I call it luck
I can hold it
I can't abide those jawas disgusting creatures!
I can't believe he's gone
I can't get involved i've got work to do
I can't hold them
I can't hold them off forever! now what
I can't see a thing in this helmet
I can't see it!
I can't shake him!
I can't understand how we got by those troops I thought we were dead
I copy gold leader
I copy gold leader (2)
I copy gold leader move into position
I didn't hear you give any ideas
I don't have it with me tell jabba
I don't know any obi wan but old ben lives out beyond the dune sea
I don't know I can imagine quite a bit
I don't know it just let go of me and disappeared
I don't know what all this trouble is about but i'm sure it must be your fault
I don't know what do you think you think a princess and a guy like me no!
I don't know what you're talking about
I don't like the look of this
I don't seem to remember ever owning a droid very interesting
I don't think I can make it you go on master luke
I don't think so sir
I don't think you boys can help I must go alone
I felt a great disturbance in the force as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced I fear something terrible has happened
I find your lack of faith disturbing
I got a bad feeling about this
I got some old debts I got to pay off with this stuff
I gotta get aboard we'll hear all your stories when we get back all right all right
I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time
I have a very bad feeling about this
I have just received word that the emperor has dissolved the council permanently
I have no need for a protocol droid of course you haven't sir not in an environment such as this
I have placed information vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of this r2 unit my father will know how to retrieve it
I have to go finish cleaning those droids
I have you now
I haven't gone by the name of obi wan since oh before you were born
I heartily agree with you sir
I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this is gonna be a real short trip ok hit it!
I just hope the old man got the tractor beam out of commission
I must face him alone
I need your help luke she needs your help
I only hope that when the data's analyzed a weakness can be found
I only wish ben were here
I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board
I regret that I am unable to present my father's request to you in person
I said all systems have been alerted to your presence sir
I saw part of a message he was
I see sir
I see your point sir
I seem to have found it
I sense something a presence i've not felt since
I suggest a new strategy r2 let the wookiee win
I suggest you try it again luke
I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol
I think he's searching for his former master but i've never seen such devotion in a droid before
I think I can get him before he gets there he's almost in range
I think I just blasted it
I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station
I think my uncle knows him he said he was dead
I think she was a passenger on our last voyage a person of some importance I believe our captain was attached to
I think those new droids are gonna work out fine
I think we better get indoors the sandpeople are easily startled but they'll soon be back and in greater numbers
I thought he might have meant old ben
I told him not to go but he's faulty malfunctioning kept babbling on about his mission
I told you she would never consciously betray the rebellion
I told you to forget it your only concern is to prepare those new droids for tomorrow
I understand you've become quite a good pilot yourself
I use them for smuggling I never thought i'd be smuggling myself in 'em
I want to come with you to alderaan there's nothing for me here now
I want to go with you
I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you
I want to learn the ways of the force and become a jedi like my father
I wasn't notified i'll have to clear it
I wish i'd known him
I wonder if he's related to ben
I wonder who she is sounds like she's in trouble I better play back the whole thing
I would much rather have gone with master luke than stay here with you
I'll be careful
I'll be right there
I'll bet you have
I'll make it up to him next year I promise
I'll take them myself cover me yes sir
I'm a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to alderaan
I'm afraid she's scheduled to be terminated
I'm all right
I'm getting too old for this sort of thing
I'm going in cover me porkins
I'm going to regret this
I'm here to rescue you i've got your r2 unit i'm here with ben kenobi
I'm hit but not bad r2 see what you can do with it
I'm hit!
I'm hit! I can't stay with you!
I'm in range target's coming up
I'm luke skywalker i'm here to rescue you
I'm not getting in there
I'm not going anywhere
I'm on him luke hold on
I'm on it
I'm on the leader
I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things not on this planet anyway
I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one sir
I'm ready for anything
I'm right with you red three
I'm sorry sir but he appears to have picked up a slight flutter
I'm surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself
I'm taking an awful risk vader this had better work
I've been waitin' for you
I've been waiting for you obi wan we meet again at last
I've done more than I bargained for on this trip already
I've got a problem here
I've got such a bad case of dust contamination I can barely move
I've got to rest before I fall apart my joints are almost frozen
I've just about had enough of you
I've lost r2!
I've outrun imperial star ships not the local bulk cruisers mind you i'm talking about the big corellian ships now
I've seen a lot of strange stuff but i've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all powerful force controlling everything
I've traced the rebel spies to her
If the rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this station it is possible however unlikely that they might find a weakness and exploit it
If the scanners pick up anything report it immediately all right let's go
If the ship's as fast as he's boasting we ought to do well
If they identify us we're in big trouble
If they traced the robots here they may have learned who they sold them to and that would lead them back home!
If this is a consular ship where is the ambassador
If we can just avoid any more female advice we ought to be able to get outta here
If word of this gets out it could generate sympathy for the rebellion in the senate
If you don't mind i'd like to take him down to maintenance all right
If you give it to me I might forget I found you
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
If you're right he must not be allowed to escape
In a way you have determined the choice of the planet that will be destroyed first
In fact I uh was also thinking about our agreement about me staying on another season
In my experience there's no such thing as luck
In the morning I want them up there on the south ridge working on those condensers yes sir
Inform lord vader we have a prisoner
Into the garbage chute fly boy
Is he a relative of yours do you know who he's talking about
Is there any more to this recording
Is there anything I might do to help no not unless you can alter time speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock
It could be worse
It has seen the end of kenobi and will soon see the end of the rebellion
It just isn't fair
It looks like the sandpeople did this all right look there's gaffi sticks bantha tracks
It must be a decoy sir several of the escape pods have been jettisoned
It must have short circuited
It sure is leaving in a big hurry
It wasn't my fault sir please don't deactivate me
It would be as well to let it go it's too far out of range
It'll be enough
It'll be just like beggars canyon back home
It'll be like old times luke they'll never stop us
It'll take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navicomputer
It's a hit!
It's a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port
It's a wonder you're still alive
It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense
It's all right you can trust him he's our new master
It's all such a long way from here
It's an imperial fighter it followed us!
It's away!
It's just i've never heard of them hitting anything this big before
It's no good I can't maneuver
It's not good business
It's not impossible I used to bull's eye womp rats in my t 16 back home they're not much bigger than 2 meters
It's not on any of the charts
It's not over yet it is for me sister
It's not that I like the empire I hate it but there's nothing I can do about it right now
It's only one season more
It's them! blast them!
It's too big to be a space station
It's too dangerous with all the sandpeople around we'll have to wait until morning
It's too late you should have paid him when you had the chance
It's worse
Its defenses are designed around a direct large scale assault
Its markings match those of a ship that blasted its way out of mos eisley
Jabba you're a wonderful human being
Jabba's put a price on your head so large every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you i'm lucky I found you first
Jabba's through with you he has no time for smugglers who drop their shipments at the first sign of an imperial cruiser
Just find a way back into that detention block
Just hold them off for a few seconds
Just you reconsider playing that message for him
Keep half your group out of range for the next run
Keep your eyes open for those fighters
Kid i've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other
Kid! luke! luke!
Learn about the force luke
Leave that to me
Leave that to me (2)
Let him go stay on the leader
Let him have it it's not wise to upset a wookiee
Let me see your identification
Let's get out of here get away from there
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any imperial entanglements
Level 5 detention block aa 23
Listen I don't know who you are or where you came from but from now on you do as I tell you ok
Listen if you were to rescue her the reward would be what well more well than you can imagine
Listen to them they're dying r2!
Lock s foils in attack position
Lock the door and hope they don't have blasters
Lock the door r2
Look a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured now all you want to do is stay
Look at him he's heading for that small moon
Look at the size of that thing!
Look at this ever since the xp 38 came out they just aren't in demand
Look good against remotes is one thing good against the living that's something else
Look I ain't in this for your revolution and i'm not in it for you princess I expect to be well paid i'm in it for the money
Look I can take you as far as anchorhead
Look I had everything under control till you led us down here!
Look it's only one more season
Look jabba even I get boarded sometimes
Look jabba next time you want to talk to me come see me yourself don't send one of these twerps
Look out!
Look out! (2)
Look out! he's loose! he'll tear us all apart! i'll get him!
Look sir droids
Look there
Look your worshipfulness let's get one thing straight I take orders from just one person me
Look!
Look! did you see that what
Lookit there's a droid on the scanner dead ahead it might be our little r2 unit hit the accelerator!
Looks like an imperial cruiser our passengers must be hotter than I thought
Looks like somebody's beginning to take an interest in your handiwork
Looks like we're coming up on alderaan
Looks like you managed to cut off our only escape route
Loosen up!
Lord vader the battle station plans are not aboard this ship and no transmissions were made
Lord vader will provide us with the location of the rebel fortress by the time this station is operational
Luke at that speed will you be able to pull out in time
Luke it's too late!
Luke luke!
Luke luke! luke!
Luke pull up!
Luke tell uncle if he gets a translator be sure it speaks bocce
Luke the force will be with you
Luke trust me
Luke trust your feelings
Luke you switched off your targeting computer! what's wrong
Luke! i'm shutting the power down
Luke! luke!
Luke! we're gonna have company!
Luke's just not a farmer owen he has too much of his father in him that's what i'm afraid of
Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind
Master luke is your rightful owner now
Master luke sir pardon me for asking but what should r2 and I do if we're discovered here
Maybe you'd like it back in your cell your highness
Mos eisley spaceport
Most of the best freighter pilots are to be found here only watch your step this place can be a little rough
Move along move along move along
My poor master
My scope shows the tower but I can't see the exhaust port
My scope's negative I don't see anything
My uncle how am I ever gonna explain this
Negative negative it didn't go in it just impacted on the surface
Nice! come on
No I don't think he likes you at all no I don't like you either
No i'm all (screams ship explodes)
No it's a short range fighter
No it's all right but I think we'd better go
No more adventures i'm not going that way
No my father didn't fight in the wars he was a navigator on a spice freighter
No reward is worth this
No sir if there were any on board they must also have jettisoned
No star system will dare oppose the emperor now
No such thing as luck #luck #chance #obi wan kenobi
No wait!
No wait! they'll hear!
No you're not what kind of talk is that
No!
No! (2)
No! alderaan is peaceful we have no weapons you can't possibly
No! shut them all down hurry!
Not a bad bit of rescuing huh you know sometimes I amaze even myself
Not after we demonstrate the power of this station
Not for long
Not if I can help it
Not on your life that little droid and I have been through a lot together
Nothing i'm all right
Now be careful r2
Now don't you forget this why I should stick my neck out for you is quite beyond my capacity
Now let's see if we can't figure out what you are my little friend and where you come from
Now look don't get any funny ideas the old man wants us to wait right here
Now she is my only link to finding their secret base
Now that's a name i've not heard in a long time a long time
Now the jedi are all but extinct
Now's our chance! go!
Obi wan is here
Obi wan kenobi I wonder if he means old ben kenobi
Obi wan kenobi obi wan
Oh and I am c 3 po human cyborg relations
Oh biggs is right i'm never gonna get out of here
Oh don't worry he'll be all right
Oh he's not dead not yet
Oh it's han I don't know I really thought he'd change his mind
Oh my i'd forgotten how much I hate space travel
Oh no
Oh no!
Oh no! oh my r2 can you hear me say something
Oh no! we've got to do something!
Oh yeah well I guess you're too small to run away on me if I take this off ok there you go
Ok han you you put those on
Ok let's go
Ok now i'm gonna put these on you
Ok you guys got yourselves a ship we'll leave as soon as you're ready
One thing's for sure we're all gonna be a lot thinner
Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise
Ooh!
Open main launch tubes main launch tubes opening sir
Open the blast doors! open the blast doors!
Open up in there! open up in there!
Orbiting the planet at maximum velocity
Our last master was captain antilles
Our position's correct except no alderaan
Over here! hey! help! please help!
Over my dead body
Owen he can't stay here forever most of his friends have gone it means so much to him
Pardon me for asking sir but what good are snub fighters going to be against that
Pardon me sir but couldn't we go after him
Perhaps she would respond to an alternative form of persuasion
Pick up your visual scanning
Princess leia before your execution I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational
Princess what's going on
Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138
Protocol why it's my primary function sir I am well versed in all the customs
Pull up!
Put all sections on alert
Put that thing away! you're gonna get us all killed!
Quick! we've got to get across find the controls that extend the bridge
Quickly they're on the move
Quite frankly sir I don't know what he's talking about
R2 d2 where are you
R2 r2 d2 it is you! it is you!
R2 that stabilizer's broken loose again see if you can't lock it down
R2 try and increase the power
Rebel base 30 seconds and closing
Rebel base in range
Rebel base one minute and closing
Rebel base three minutes and closing
Red 10 standing by
Red 11 standing by
Red boys this is red leader
Red five can you see them from where you are no sign of any
Red five standing by
Red five where are you
Red leader this is base one
Red leader this is gold leader
Red leader this is gold leader we're starting our attack run
Red leader we're right above you turn to 05 we'll cover for you
Red nine standing by
Red seven standing by
Red six can you see red five
Red six standing by
Red three standing by
Red three standing by (2)
Red two standing by
Remember a jedi can feel the force flowing through him you mean it controls your actions partially but it also obeys your commands
Remember the force will be with you always
Rendezvous at mark 6 1
Rest easy son you've had a busy day you're fortunate to be all in one piece
Rich mm hmm rich powerful
Right here jabba
Right with you boss
Run luke run!
Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers
Say about 20 guns some on the surface some on the towers
Secret mission what plans what are you talking about
See to it personally commander there'll be no one to stop us this time yes sir
Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed
Send a scanning crew aboard I want every part of this ship checked yes sir
Set your course for alderaan with pleasure
Seventeen huh
Several fighters have broken off from the main group come with me
Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies
She lied she lied to us!
She may yet be of some use to us
She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod send a detachment down to retrieve them
She'll be all right
She'll die before she'll tell you anything
She'll make 5 past light speed she may not look like much but she's got it where it counts kid i've made a lot of special modifications myself
She's fast enough for you old man
She's rich
Should I have your ship standing by
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level will ya do you copy! shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!
Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the rebel base I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of alderaan
Sir if you'll not be needing me i'll close down for a while sure go ahead
Sir luke is the best bush pilot in the outer rim territories
So what do you think of her han i'm trying not to kid good
So you got your reward and you're just leaving then that's right yeah
Solo! come out of there solo! solo!
Somebody has to save our skins
Someone was in the pod the tracks go off in this direction
Something just moved past my leg
Sorry about the mess
Squad leaders we've picked up a new group of signals
Stabilize your rear deflectors watch for enemy fighters
Stand by chewie here we go cut in the sub light engines
Standby alert death star approaching
Stay in attack formation
Stay on target we're too close stay on target
Stay sharp there's two more comin' in they're gonna try and cut us off
Stay there I just lost my starboard engine
Still she's got a lot of spirit
Stop that ship! blast them!
Stretch out with your feelings
Sure there's more than enough droids
Surely he must be dead by now
Switch all power to front deflector screen
Switch to targeting computer
Switch your deflectors on double front
Take her away!
Take over see to him
Take over we've got a bad transmitter i'll see what I can do
Take these two over to the garage will you I want them cleaned up before dinner
Tell jabba that i've got his money
Tell me young luke what brings you out this far this little droid
Terminate her immediately
Thank goodness they haven't found them where could they be
Thank the maker! this oil bath is going to feel so good
Thanks wedge good shooting wedge
That doesn't sound too hard
That is why I have been programmed
That isn't very reassuring
That little droid's going to cause me a lotta trouble oh he excels at that sir
That malfunctioning little twerp this is all his fault
That oughta hold them for a while
That r2 unit has always been a problem
That wizard's just a crazy old man
That'll be the end of it it belongs to us now
That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose
That's funny the damage doesn't look as bad from out here
That's good you've taken your first step into a larger world
That's how we came to be in your service if you take my meaning sir
That's impossible even for a computer
That's impossible how will the emperor maintain control without the bureaucracy
That's it! we did it! we did it!
That's no moon it's a space station
That's ok i'm never coming back to this planet again
That's the idea i've been looking forward to this for a long time
That's what i'm trying to tell you kid it ain't there it's been totally blown away
That's what your uncle told you
That's your imagination
That's your uncle talking
The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force
The approach will not be easy
The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet
The circle is now complete
The death star has cleared the planet
The death star plans are not in the main computer
The door's locked move on to the next
The droids belong to her she's the one in the message we got to help her
The empire doesn't consider a small one man fighter to be any threat or they'd have a tighter defense
The entire star fleet couldn't destroy the whole planet it would take 1000 ships with more firepower than
The exhaust port is marked and locked in
The final checkout is completed all systems are operational
The force can have a strong influence on the weak minded
The force is strong with this one
The force is with him
The force the force is what gives a jedi his power it's an energy field created by all living things it surrounds us penetrates us it binds the galaxy together
The force will be with you always

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