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Blazing Saddles (1974) Soundboard

Blazing Saddles (1974) Soundboard

Blazing Saddles, released in 1974, is a satirical Western comedy film directed by Mel Brooks. This iconic movie cleverly tackles issues of race, stereotypes, and political correctness while delivering a hilarious and outrageous story. With an incredibly talented ensemble cast, Blazing Saddles quickly became a cult classic, leaving a lasting impact on the world of comedy.

The film takes place in the fictional town of Rock Ridge, which is in danger of being destroyed to make way for a railroad. In a clever twist, the corrupt attorney general, Hedley Lamarr (portrayed by Harvey Korman), appoints a black railroad worker, Bart, played by Cleavon Little, as the new sheriff of Rock Ridge. As the first black sheriff in town, he faces extreme racial prejudice from almost everyone he encounters.

In his new role, Bart must confront the townspeople's racism and save Rock Ridge from destruction with the help of an unlikely ally, the drunken and slightly crazy gunslinger, Jim, also known as the Waco Kid, masterfully played by Gene Wilder. Together, they form an unlikely friendship and set out to outsmart Hedley Lamarr's plot to eliminate the town.

The film is filled with comedic gems and memorable scenes. One of the most acclaimed moments features the hilarious campfire scene where the cowboys unexpectedly break out into a raucous chorus of flatulence. This scene perfectly showcases Mel Brooks' ability to push boundaries and explore unconventional humor.

The cast of Blazing Saddles features an array of talented actors who flawlessly bring their characters to life. Alongside Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Madeline Kahn portrays the sultry and seductive singer, Lili Von Shtupp, delivering a show-stopping musical performance that adds another layer of entertainment to the film. Other notable actors include Slim Pickens, playing the dim-witted but good-hearted Taggart, and Mel Brooks himself, who portrays the Yiddish-speaking Native American chief, Chief Walks-on-Tip-Toes.

Blazing Saddles was a groundbreaking film for its time, as it fearlessly tackled racial issues and challenged stereotypes through the lens of comedy. Its satirical approach helped to expose the absurdity of prejudice and racism, using laughter as a means to provoke thought and discussion.

In addition to its thought-provoking content, Blazing Saddles boasts an engaging soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's Western setting. The catchy title song, "Blazing Saddles," written by Mel Brooks and performed by Frankie Laine, captures the essence of the film's humor and adventure. The soundtrack also features a beautiful score composed by John Morris, further enhancing the movie's comedic and dramatic moments.

If you're looking to experience the uproarious humor and social commentary of Blazing Saddles, you can now conveniently play and download the film to enjoy this timeless classic. With its stellar cast, memorable scenes, and thought-provoking satire, Blazing Saddles remains a must-watch film that continues to entertain audiences to this day.

A box of these
A cabinet post! yes did you say that I said that wonderful!
A hrumph! a hrumph! a hrumph!
A little further down to the right
A man drink like that and he don't eat he is going to die
A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
A pack of murderers and thieves
A plan we need a plan
A sheriff! but law and order is the last thing I want
A wed wose how womantic!
Action! okay oh wait until I get out wait until I get out okay
Ah good morning ma'am and isn't it a lovely morning
Ah prairie shit! everybody!
Ah that was a very good suggestion thank you all right
Ah well okay
Ah you know
Ah, prairie shit! Everybody!
Ahh I feel wefweshed!
Ain't it a friggin' shame?
All my plans have backfired!
All right all right
All right boys on the count of three
All right cut!
All right folks I know you're a bit confused wondering what you're doing out in the middle of the prairie in the middle of the night
All right help me in with this help me in with this
All right here have a cigar
All right here we go hold your ears folks! it's show time!
All right i'm through being mr goodbar!
All right let's go!
All right sheriff 24 hours
All right we'll settle it like men with our fists
All right, boys. On the count of three.
All right, let's go!
All right, mr. Taggart.
All right!
All right! we'll give some land to the ******s and the chinks but we don't want the irish!
Always like to keep my audience riveted
Am I wrong or is the world rising
An army of the worst dregs ever to soil the face of the west!
And a whapping and a whooping every living thing...
And all at once the trouble started a pack of murderers and thieves like swarms of locusts they descended their aim to make the townsfolk flee
And all they ask in return is a little plot of land they can call their own to homestead
And don't you worry we'll make rock ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts!
And i'm not giving up my ice cream parlor that I built with these two hands for nothing or nobody!
And I'm not giving up my ice cream parlour...
And let me tell you baby they were open for business!
And let me tell you, baby, they were open for business!
And meet me tonight 3 miles due east of rock ridge at midnight
And meet me tonight 3 miles due east of Rock Ridge at midnight.
And no sidewinder bushwhacking hornswoggling cracker croaker is going to ruin my biscuit cutter!
And now folks the gal you've all been waiting for the bavarian bombshell herself! let's hear it for lili von shtupp!
And now for my next impression jesse owens!
And now we'll go to the special effects department
And one for miss stein my beloved secretary
And repeat after me I i your name your name
And right here mr lamarr is where we ran into quicksand
And so the railroad has got to go through rock ridge
And the rest is history
And they probably won't give me credit for it
And they say that now in paris france even as we speak louis pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all
And they were right!
And to get for you a nomination for, dare I say..
And to the evil and to the evil
And tomorrow when hedley lamarr and his men come riding in to destroy the real rock ridge
Any minute now they're going to discover the town is fake and pull out!
Anyway that's all ancient history now you tell me your story
Anyway when you hear the word go you just try to grab it
Anyway, that's all ancient history. Now you tell me your story.
Are we awake we're not sure
Are we black yes we are
Are we to stay or up and quit?
Are you crazy they'll never go for it and then again they might
As attorney general I can assure you that a suitable sheriff will be found to restore the peace in rock ridge
As chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new ******
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake!
As she reads a telegram that she herself has composed to the governor expressing our feelings about the new sheriff
As your spiritual leader I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say
Auf wiedersehen baby
Auf wiedersehen take off
Baby please I am not from havana
Back up off your brother! don't mess up your brother! don't mess up your brother's fine
Bad news
Bad news.
Badges we don't need no stinkin' badges!
Badges?
Be ready to attack rock ridge at noon tomorrow here's your badge
Be seated.
Be sitten
Be still taggart be still yes sir
Be still taggart yes sir
Be with you in a minute
Beauty yes of course
Behind the bar stood Anal Johnson
Behind the bar stood anal johnson he always kept things nice and clean!
Besides i'm late for work i've got some heavy chores to do
Better check it out.
Bitte baby
Boy is he strict!
Bullshit what's the job
But as you can see this one is a doozey
But never nasty or obscene
But they'll be here in half an hour right so we've got to start working fast
But we're going to die bart they're going to leave us here to die!
But where would I find such a man
By the power vested in me by the honorable william j le petomane
Camp town race track five miles long oh doo dah day
Camptown ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah de camptown race track five miles long oh doo dah day
Can't you see she's sick
Can't you see that man is a ni
Candygram for mongo!
Candygram for mongo! (2)
Candygram for mongo! candygram for mongo!
Cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Catch you later
Charming sign right here
Choo choo I think this might be a good time to mosey out to where they're building the rail road and maybe do a little snooping
Clumsy fool! i'm sorry
Come on boys!
Come on I don't want to be late that lili von shtupp is opening tonight lili von who
Come on lamarr let's get down to bwass tacks what do you want me to do
Come on let's check out the end of the flick
Come on, Lamarr, let's get down to bwass tacks.
Come on, let's check out the end of the flick.
Come on!
Consider it done stout fellow
Cop a walk it's all right
Cop a walk. It's all right.
Could you repeat that sir
Cut! what in the hell do you think you're doing here
Daddy loves froggie froggie love daddy
Damn damn damn!
Dang that was lucky
De camp town ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah de camp town race track five miles long all the doo dah day!
Deputy spade might turn out to be a groovy position
Did you hear that now it's please this morning I couldn't get the time of day
Ditto ditto you provincial putz!
Ditto!
Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job
Dog damn it
Doggone near lost a 400 dollar hand cart
Don't do that now! uh uh baby come on don't do that! I have to
Don't know got to do with where choo choo go
Don't know mongo only pawn in game of life
Don't know that one huh
Don't know that one, huh?
Don't pay no attention to that alky he can't even hold a gun much less shoot it
Don't worry sir
Down boy down down mongo! down boy
Dr samuel johnson is right about olson johnson's being right
Dr. Samuel Johnson is right about Olson Johnson's being right.
Drop it! or I swear i'll blow this ******'s head all over this town!
Du! du du!
Elementary cactus head!
Every building every store front every rock and every tree right down to the orange roof on howard johnson's outhouse
Excuse me honey
Excuse me mr taggart sir but I sure do hate to see you like this
Excuse me while I whip this out
Excuse me while I whip this out
Excuse me, honey.
Expressing our feelings about the new sheriff.
Faw out!
Flooded with rivulets of thought...
For Best Supporting Actor
For which he stands! for which he stands!
For you
For you my dear oh how ordinary
Forgive me I was just ah walking the pa****t taking a look around what can I do for you
Forgive me lord!
Forgive me, Lord!
Fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix!
Four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought forth on this
Franky johnny patsy jelly
Freeze it!
Freezing it
Gee I sure hope there's a happy ending I love a happy ending
Gentlemen gentlemen affairs of state must take precedent over the affairs of state
Gentlemen gentlemen let us not allow anger to rule the day
Gentlemen please rest your sphincters
Gentlemen this this bill will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler
Gentlemen, gentlemen, let us not allow anger to rule the day.
Get down off that horse!
Get on that hand car and take it down to the end of that line!
Get your pies for the great pie fight!
Get your pies for the great pie fight!
Get your rope there get over there quick
Give me the playback and watch me faggots!
Give the governor a "hrumph".
Give the governor a hrumph
Go!
Goddamn it, I'm exhausted!
Goddang now we are in trouble!
Going to run all night going to run all day
Gol darn it mr lamarr
Gonna run all night gonna run all day bet my money on the bobtailed nag somebody bet on the bay!
Good evening sheriff
Good luck
Good luck bart and god bless you
Good luck good luck boys wonderful working with you good luck!
Good night
Good night.
Got him locked up downstairs
Got him locked up downstairs
Governor as per your instructions i'd like you to meet the new sheriff of rock ridge
Governor may I disturb you for a moment sir if you will just sign this governor right here
Gum! chewing gum on line eh
Gwine to run all night Gwine to run all day
Hail to the chief! hail to the chief!
Hail to the Chief! Hail to the Chief!
Haley vs united states haley seven united states nothing
Hands on your hips Give them a push
Happy days!
Has anybody got a dime
Have a drink thanks
Have a seat shewiff
Have you ever seen such cruelty
Have you gone berserk can't you see that man is a ni
Have you got it yessssssss
He conquered fear and he conquered hate he turned our night into day
He conquered fear and he conquered hate he turned our night into day (2)
He conquered fear and he conquered hate he turned our night into day (3)
He made his blazing saddle a torch to light the way
He made his blazing saddle a torch to light the way (2)
He rode a blazing saddle he wore a shining star
He rode a blazing saddle he wore a shining star (2)
He turned our night into day
He was nothing
He wore a shining star
He wore a shining star
He's like wet sauerkraut in my hands by morning he will be my slave
Head them off at the pass I hate that cliche!
Hedley lamarr why would a dude like hedley lamarr care about mongo
Hedley Lamarr?
Hell I was born here and I was raised here and goddamn it i'm going to die here!
Hello boys have a good night's rest I missed you
Hello cowboy what's your name tex ma'am
Hello handsome is that a 10 gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show
Help me help me help me somebody help me! help me help me
Help me shut up!
Help me, help me.
Here
Here I stand the goddess of desire set men on fire I have this power
Here play around with this for a while
Here smell smell smell boy yes
Here take that shovel and put her to some good use!
Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last indian in the west and for what so they can appoint a sheriff that's blacker than any indian!
Here.
Hey
Hey bart! how're you doing bart hey bart! hey! hey how are you doing bart
Hey boys! look what i've got there!
Hey gabby can you see him yet
Hey how about it how would you like to mutilate that new sheriff
Hey it's me taggart your old boss
Hey maybe you should eat something first no thanks food makes me sick
Hey the sheriff is a ni what did he say the sheriff is near!
Hey where are the white women at
Hey you can't park that animal over there! it's illegal
Hey, Bart! How're you doing Bart?
Hey, how about it? How would you like to mutilate that new sheriff?
Hey.
His job to offer battle to bad men near and far
His job to offer battle to bad men near and far (2)
Hold it men he's not bluffing
Hold it!
Hold it! hold it! hold the happiness we are in trouble
Hold it! the next man makes a move the ****** gets it!
Hold it! what the hell is that shit I meant a song a real song something like swing low sweet chariot
Hold up men we'll head them off at the pass!
Holy shit!
Holy underwear!
Holy underwear!
Horses! we can't afford to lose any horses you dummy! send over a couple of ******s
Horses? Why, we can't afford to lose no horses, you dummy!
How
How about a little applause for the waco kid
How about some more beans mr taggart i'd say you've had enough!
How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet
How is it going
How many days do you have left joey they lose me right after the bunker scene
How're we going to do it we don't have the time and we ain't got the people
How're we going to do it? We don't have the time and we ain't got the people.
Howard johnson is right we'll wire the governor
Howard johnson is right!
Hrumph!
Hurry find it get it get it will you look around
Hurry up get those flags up he'll be here soon
Hurry up speed it up or we ain't ever going to get to rock ridge! come on move them through!
Hush harriet that's a sure way to get him killed
I am depressed
I believe in it and if any one of you friends and neighbours kind of gather around and
I cannot find the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association
I cannot find the words to truly express my joy...
I couldn't possibly fit him in until monday sir i'm booked solid
I didn't get a hrumph out of that guy!
I didn't know there was going to be so many
I didn't know your grandma was dutch!
I do I do!
I do, I do!
I don't got a dime I got nothing
I don't know but whatever it is I hate it
I don't know how you did it
I don't know I didn't see it when I came in
I don't know if you ever heard of me before but I used to be called the waco kid
I don't know what it is
I don't know, but whatever it is, I hate it.
I don't want you going out there this morning
I get it!
I get it!
I get no kick from champagne mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all so tell me why should it be true that I get a belt out of you
I hereby assume the duties of the office of sheriff in and for the township of rock ridge
I hired you people to try to get a little track laid not to jump around like a bunch of kansas city faggots!
I hope this apple pie will in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible mongo
I hope you brought enough for everybody
I hope you brought enough for everybody.
I just don't understand it
I just got a telegram from the governor's office the sheriff will be here at noon!
I know how we can run everybody out of rock ridge
I love it when you talk dirty
I must have killed more men than cecil b demille
I must I must!
I must I must! (2)
I must see you alone in my dwessing woom right after the show
I shall now read from the books of matthew mark luke and duck!
I spun around and there I was face to face with a 6 year old kid!
I started to hear the word draw in my sleep
I think I better straighten myself out
I think mongo's taken a little fancy to you
I think we're all indebted to gabby johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said
I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson...
I understand there's a new sheriff in town who wants to kill him
I waged my money on the bobtail nag somebody bet on the bay!
I want rustlers cut throats murderers bounty hunters desperadoes mugs pugs thugs
I want that land so badly I can taste it
I want you to get all the brothers together
I want you to get all the brothers together...
I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west
I want you to seduce and abandon the sheriff of rock ridge
I will make all the arrangements especially the funeral
I wouldn't do that if I were you
I'd be delighted wow!
I'd sure appreciate it sir if you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his neck until he was dead
I'll be danged! That is a unique idea!
I'll be danged! that is a unique idea!
I'll bet my money on de bob tail nag
I'll give it a try
I'll give it a try.
I'll try to keep it as quiet as possible
I'm about to make you an historic figure maybe even get you a cabinet post
I'm glad those fingers ain't loaded!
I'm hip
I'm leaving.
I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the west wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity wherever a people cry out for justice
I'm needed wherever outlaws rule the West.
I'm not used to public speaking
I'm parked over by the commissary
I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech
I'm rapidly becoming a big underground success in this town
I'm so let's face it everything below the waist is kaput!
I'm so tired
I'm so tired goddamn it i'm exhausted!
I'm sorry sir
I'm tired sick and tired of love
I'm tired tired of playing the game ain't it a crying shame
I'm tired tired of playing the game ain't it a friggin' shame
I've been with thousands of men again and again they promise the moon
I've been with thousands of men again and again they sing the same tune
I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes!
I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce rock ridge to ashes!
I've got a special
I've got a special when can you work him in
I've got a writ here for mongo's release signed by hedley lamarr himself
I've got an idea that will slow them down to a crawl
I've got to talk to you come here have you gone berserk
I've had my fill of love from below and above
I've never met nobody like you! I can't live without you! da hest gemacht mein entire leben
If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of rock ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town
If you really must pry
If you really must pry.
Impressed
In a moment dear
In a moment, dear.
In the world!
Instead of the people leaving they're staying in droves!
Is bismark a hewwing
Is it important it's very crucial
Isn't anybody going to help that poor man
Isn't it bwight in here
It got pretty gritty
It got pretty gritty.
It'll never work it'll never work they'll kill him dead in one day!
It's a fake! we've been suckered in!
It's all right taggart just a man and a horse being hung out there
It's all right.
It's down the hall and to the left
It's illegal.
It's legal
It's not hedy it's hedley hedley lamarr
Ja ja ja ja
Jim baby you think you could squeeze off a little shot from here and set off the dynamite down there
Just ah think of your secretary
Just give me 24 hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town just 24 hours that's all I ask
Just like old times
Just one more bill for you to sign sir
Just sign right here sir thank you thank you very much
Just this urgent telegram from rock ridge it arrived last friday last friday
Just trying to help you out
Keep the faith brothers!
Kinky! sign here
L'ázn gyyn!
Land. La land. "See 'Snatch'."
Le petomane thruway! now what will that asshole think of next
Let me ask you something what is it that's not exactly water and it's not exactly earth quicksand!
Let me sit down next to you
Let's face it i'm tired
Let's see I got it! I got it!
Like I said on the count of three
Like I told you once you establish yourself they've got to accept you
Lili hedy it's hedley
Listen bart I want you to do me a favour
Listen dummy the surveyors say they may have run into some quicksand up ahead better check it out
Listen mongo
Listen to him men he's just crazy enough to do it
Listen to me and listen to me good
Look at that star hoo ee! civil service!
Look at this they're buying it!
Look herman i'm in hedy lamarr's shoes! hedley!
Look what I've got there!
Louder! speak up! we can't hear you!
Man that was pretty! I liked that
Man that's no contest you're a mile away
Man why do you do that to yourself
Marvelous! that's so creative!
May I try one please do sir thank you thank you
Maybe a couple of years ago I could have shown you something, but today...
Maybe you know why's a high roller like hedley lamarr interested in rock ridge
Me mongo
Meeting is adjourned
Meeting is adjourned it is
Men you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west
Monday splendid
Mongo holy shit that's too cruel!
Mongo like candy
Mongo no go
Mongo stay with sheriff bart sheriff first man ever whip mongo mongo impressed have deep feelings for sheriff bart
Mongo straight
Mongo why would hedley lamarr care about where the choo choo goes
Mongo! santa maria!
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing some quick romancing and then a shower
Mr taggart mr taggart sir
Muggers buggerers bushwhackers hornswagglers horse thieves bull dykes train robbers bank robbers ass kickers shit kickers and methodists!
My folks and I were part of this long wagon train...
My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives
My mind is aglow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention
My work here is done i'm needed elsewhere now
Naturally the white folks didn't let us travel in their circle so we made our own
Need any help all I can get
Nein nein achtung!
Never mind that shit here comes mongo!
Next!
Next! (2)
Next! (3)
Nitwits half wits dimwits vipers snipers con men indian agents mexican bandits
No deal
No no dag blame it gol darn it the sheriff is a ni
No no don't do that! don't do that if you shoot him you'll just make him mad
No no you mustn't go! I need you!
No thank you fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben
No you say that governor
No, no, don't do that! Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
No, no, zyyt nyt mşwg'.
Noon i'd better rehearse my speech!
Noon? I'd better rehearse my speech!
Nope.
Not in the face! thank you
Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age!
Nothin' nothing eh lyle
Nothing is missing everything is here down to the last hitching post
Nothing!
Now before the sun comes up we're going to build on this site an exact replica of the town of rock ridge
Now come on boys where's your spirit I don't hear no singing
Now don't panic don't panic
Now don't panic. Don't panic.
Now everyone be quiet whilst we listen to harriet van johnson our esteemed schoolmarm
Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Now hedley i've always trusted your judgment before but haven't you taken a giant leap away from your good senses
Now is a time of great decision are we to stay or up and quit
Now let's see where were we
Now raise your right hand for the pledge
Now the time has come to act and act fast! i'm leaving
Now wait a minute! wait just one dog goned minute here!
Now what do you say
Now what the hell do you think you're doing with that tin star boy
Now when I say go you try to grab it first
Now who can argue with that
Now you men start working on the dummies jim and mongo come with me
Now you will only be risking your lives whilst I will be risking an almost certain academy award nomination for best supporting actor
Nowhere special I always wanted to go there
Number six i'm afraid i'm not familiar with that one
Of course
Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you
Of course! Land snatching!
Official business sir
Oh baby you are so talented and they are so dumb!
Oh bart!
Oh blow it out your ass howard!
Oh by the way I got a note this morning from who well i'm not sure it was addressed to the deputy spade
Oh come on mongo you're a free man
Oh de camp town ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah
Oh dearie dear
Oh deary dear look what the cat dragged in
Oh I am sorry sir I didn't mean to overstep my bounds you say that
Oh I don't know play chess screw
Oh it's twu it's twu! it's twu it's twu!
Oh just let me have a little feel
Oh lili lili lili lili legs lili lili!
Oh lili you're magnificent! kiss me!
Oh lord keep this man's eye keen and may god grant
Oh lord! do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night or are we just jerking off
Oh lordy lord he's desperate! do what he say! do what he say!
Oh miss lili oh my lovely lady! what's it got
Oh not my ear! not my ear not in the ear not in the ear
Oh shit quicksand!
Oh sorry gentlemen
Oh sorry sorry
Oh thank you hedy no it's hedley it is
Oh them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!
Oh there it is it's everything give it to me hurry quick taggart quick!
Oh what a nice guy
Oh you better watch out big fella
Oh you don't really want to know that
Oh, baby, you are so talented
Oh, Lord!
Oh, them schnitzengrubens can wipe you out!
Oh, what a nice guy.
Oh, you don't really want to know that.
Okay folks let's wipe them out!
Okay give us a hand here all right sir
Okay i'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground
Okay is that it anything else
Okay jim since you are my guest and I am your host what is your pleasure what do you like to do
Okay just watch me it's so simple! you sissy marys!
Okay lamarr go for your gun
Okay mongo you're free to go
Okay okay we have done it now let's see what we have done
Okay, folks, let's wipe them out!
Okay, is that it? Anything else?
Okay, okay, we have done it. Now, let's see what we have done.
Olson johnson is right!
One day is all we'll need to secure your name in the annals of western history and to get for you a nomination for dare I say dare dare! the presidency!
One please uh student are you kidding
One two three!
Order order! goddamn it! I said order!
Our fathers came across the prairie fought indians fought drought fought locusts fought dix!
Pain in the ass
Pain in the ass.
Pardon me i'll be back in a moment
People there's no people
Piss on you! i'm working for mel brooks
Play with these boys in lieu of the other things
Play with these, boys, in lieu of the other things.
Playback!
Please don't fly off the handle sir
Please remove him immediately
Please you're making a german spectacle of yourself
Please, don't fly off the handle, sir.
Pledge allegiance pledge allegiance
Put it down baby put it
Put your hands on both sides of it
Qualifications arson armed robbery mayhem
Qualifications **** murder arson and ****
Qualifications stampeding cattle that's not much of a crime through the vatican!
Quicksand splendid
Rail road workers they've agreed to help us make our dream come true
Rail road workers. They've agreed to help us make our dream come true.
Reach for it mister!
Read it read it
Read this
Read this.
Ready ready
Ready?
Ready.
Remember when richard dix came in here and tried to take over this town
Ribbit ribbit
Right as usual sir
Right!
Ring out the church bell! strike up the band
Rock ridge
Rock ridge hey the rail road is going through there!
Rock ridge rock ridge
Rock ridge rock ridge splendid
Rock ridge yes when that railroad goes through rock ridge that land will be worth millions and I want it!
Rock Ridge. Rock Ridge.
Round up all the lumber canvas paint and nails you can lay your hands on
Say goodbye goodbye
Schmucks!
Schwarzes
See I knew you weren't no waco kid you were just pulling my lariat
See in another 25 years you'll be able to shake their hands in broad daylight
See it's coming off
See that king yeah
See that king?
Seize them! catch them! catch them!
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said ow!
Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said... Ow!
Send wire main office tell them I said ow gotcha
She's bushed!
She's bushed!
She's had her fill of love she's not a snake! from below and above
She's never failed me before she'll turn him into jelly! she'll bring him to his knees!
She's tired don't you know she's pooped
She's tired she's tired sick and tired of love give her a break
Sheriff mongo's back! he's
Sheriff mongo's back! he's breaking up the whole town! you've got to help us please!
Sheriff murdered church meeting bombed reign of terror must cease send new sheriff immediately
Sheriff murdered crops burned stores looted people stampeded and cattle ****d!
Sheriff murdered innocent women and children blown to bits!
Sheriff you can't go now we need you
Shit
Shit (2)
Shitkicker
Show off!
Shut up! You Teutonic twat!
Shut up! you teutonic twat! I must think
Sign please
Sir governor! yes
Sir he specifically requested two ******s but to tell a family secret my grandmother was dutch
Sir just sign this sir right here
Sir sir! what i've got it! what what what
Sir you have the seeds of greatness in you nurse them caress them pour water on them don't short change yourself sir
So I limped to the nearest saloon crawled inside a whiskey bottle and i've been there ever since
So we made our own.
Some get a kick from cocaine
Somebody's got to go back and get a shit load of dimes
Somebody's got to go back and get a shit load of dimes.
Something like..
Son you're on your own
Sorry
Sorry about the "Up yours, ******".
Sorry about the up yours ******
Sorry I just remembered I am armed
Sorry mr taggart I guess we kind of got caught up
Sorry your worship but i've got two men home sick with the flu and it's utter chaos down here
Sorry, Mr. Taggart. I I guess we kind of got caught up.
Sounds like steam escaping!
Splendid
Splendid!
Splendid.
Stage door johnnies constantly surround me they always hound me with one request
Steady as a rock
Steady as a rock.
Stores looted, people stampeded...
Swing low sweet chariot
Ta da! thank you sir
Taggart! sorry sir
Taggart! yes sir
Take it easy charlie my foot is on the rail
Take that badge
Take that badge.
Take this down
Take this down.
Taxi! drive me off this picture!
Tell me schatzie is it ah twu what they say about the way you people are gifted
Tex ma'am tell me tex ma'am are you in show business nope
Thank you
Thank you hedy thank you
Thank you much obliged good night
Thank you thank you thank you
Thank you van
Thank you.
Thanks a lot brother
Thanks that's okay sit down over here
Thanks.
That looks like the way we'll have to go from here
That looks like the way we'll have to go from here.
That uppity ****** hit me on the head with a shovel
That was a close one!
That's a good Mongo.
That's hedley! that's hedley!
That's where we go riding into town and a whapping and a whooping every living thing that moves within an inch of its life! except the women folks of course
The beast has failed and when the beast fails it's time to call in beauty
The bitch was inventing the candygram
The drunk in number two must be awake
The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state
The fool's going to I mean the sheriff's going to do it
The little bastard shot me in the ass!
The little red devils they love toys
The sheriff is coming!
The time has come to act and act quickly!
The time has come to act and act quickly!
The town saloon was always lively but never nasty or obscene
The waco kid he had the fastest hands in the west! in the world!
The way you're lollygagging around here with them picks and them shovels you'd think it was 120 degrees it can't be more than 114
Their aim to make the townsfolk flee
Then let us pray for the deliverance of our new sheriff
Then maybe down that canyon I think it's pretty level off there
Then one day I was just walking down the street and I heard a voice behind me say
Then one day...
Then out of the sun rode a man with a gun and bart was his name yes bart was his name
Then we're awake but we're very puzzled
There ain't no way that nobody is going to leave this town!
There must be a way
There must be some way of scaring them off driving them out getting rid of every human being alive in that
There was a peaceful town called rock ridge where people lived in harmony
There was no hint of misery
There! isn't that better
There's no avoiding this conclusion our town is turning into shit!
There's our ticket!
These things are defective
They always hound me With one request
They darker than us!
They needed a man who was brave and true with justice for all as his aim
They never had no kind of trouble there was no hint of misery
They start with byron and shelley then jump on your belly and bust your balloon
They'll actually be destroying the fake rock ridge! but they'll think it's the real rock ridge! but we'll know it's the fake rock ridge!
They're always coming and going and going and coming and always too soon right girls
They're in trouble!
They're such children
They're such children.
They've hit buddy! come on girls!
Think of it gentlemen hoof and mouth disease a thing of the past!
This friggin' thing is warped why do I always get a warped one
This is a closed set!
This is our studio commissary where some hollywood stars come to eat keep in line
This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the william j le petomane memorial gambling casino for the insane
This is the bill that will convert the State Hospital for the Insane...
This one is a doozey.
Throw out your hands stick out your tush hands on your hips give them a push
Throw out your hands stick out your tush hands on your hips give them a push (2)
Throw out your hands stick out your tush hands on your hips give them a push (3)
Throw something on and stay in that position
Tired of being admired let her alone tired of love uninspired you don't get none
Tired tired of being admired tired of love uninspired
Tired tired of playing the game ain't it a crying shame
To hedley lamarr to hedy lamarr
To speak the plain truth it's getting pretty damn dull around here
To stamp out runaway decency in the West.
To the honorable william j le petomane governor
Too *******
Unfortunately there is one thing that stands between me and that property the rightful owners
Up yours ******!
Vhy don't you admit it he's too much of man for you I know
Vill I vill I see you later that all depends on how much vitamin e I can get my hands on
Wait a minute maybe I could turn this thing to my advantage
Wait a minute that's it! of course and it will work!
Wait a minute wait a minute she said army of course!
Wait a minute! there might be a legal precedent of course! land snatching! land la land see 'snatch'
Wait a moment what have you got in your mouth
Wait back off scamp you are addressing the duly appointed sheriff of rock ridge
Wait wait wait i'm unarmed
Wake up time!
Wake up time!

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