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A man drink like that and he don't eat he is going to die
And anybody found sober after sundown is liable to arrest for disorderly conduct and that's my ruling!
Are you sure you can drive you've really had a lot of alcohol
Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick Vacation
Besides why did that robot argue me into drinking all that whiskey in the first place
Bet you never had a drink before either yes I did I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once
Bringing Beer
Check out her drinking pattern what bars she frequented
Come on you tiny little wreck have a drink we're drinking to women
Drinking game
Drunk Girl Loves Cheeseburgers #eat #eating #food #drunk #drunchies #party
Everybody who's anybody drinks
Four pints of 120 proof bourbon without a trace of hangover now that ain't natural sir
Go get me a fucking drink! move it you little prick you walk like fucking stepin fetchit
Gosh drinking's sure a filthy thing isn't it i'd rather be dead than unable to trust my own eyes uh huh
Have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water or rainwater and only pure grain alcohol
He's in a bad way again with that drinking and a bein' mean to folks
Here here drink up we'll never finish the other three
Hey look mister we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast
How did you get through it I had a lot of help from jack daniels
I ain't going to stop drinking until she starts looking good to me
I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything
I had a little drink about an hour ago and it's gone right to my head
I like to drink wine more than I used to anyway i'm drinking more it's good for you pop
I saw him a couple of days ago and is he on that bottle if you want to find him you better start looking in the saloons
I want you to have a drink
I'm drinking wine and eating cheese and catching some rays you know
In the meanwhile the supply of good alcohol fails to keep up with the ever increasing demand for liquor
Isn't it rather early in the morning to be hitting the bottle
It smokes it drinks it philosophizes
It's extraordinary how friendly you can make a lot of people on a couple of bottles of beer tomorrow they'll all be fighting no doubt
Jeannie drinks maybe she's depressed depressed give me a break she's drunk
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
Lowery I am dying of thirst aroonie
Maybe he's gonna puke he had too many beers
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily
Nana must we always take that nasty tonic
Night at the museum of tolerance of alcohol
No slim fast baby I want some henn doggy dog
Not much fun is it what drinking alone not much
Now when was the last time you ever saw my boy throw up
Now you can dance because when you dance you get hot when you get hot you get thirsty and that's the way we want you
Party Ducks
Say look i've got a message here the code word is hangover
Scums drinking sake!
Sure took you a long time to sober up took me a long time to get drunk
Take the drink but won't join you in the toast
That's all right lieutenant from the smell of him i'd say it was the booze talking
There'll always be guys wanting to drink
They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her
They may be drinkers robin but they're also human beings and may be salvaged I had to do it
They're used to curious sights which they attribute to alcoholic delusions
Vodka that's what they drink isn't it never water
Was it hard crossing the desert mmm hmm very hard especially if you don't have anything to drink
Well drinking i'm very pleased with you now you're beginning to live like a frenchman
Well tell him I drink so I can be this funny
What am I drinking the best the best I know it's the best for the best
What I need is a couple of good stiff drinks how about you angel you want a drink
What's that code word again hangover
Why don't you go home and sleep it off drinking never solves anything
Would you like some brandy in that father well the doctors say I shouldn't but thank god my will is weak
Yeah well you shouldn't drink why not because you you might regret it later in life
Yes sweetheart I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes please
You want a drink drink to your leg i'll drink to your leg okay so we drink to our legs
Your smokin' your drinkin' your gamblin' your nightlife you need complete rest