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All right all right come on where's my beer
Check out her drinking pattern what bars she frequented
Get me some more punch thanks got a lot of catching up to do
Hey lady are you uh drunk
Hey sweetheart have yourself a bottle of booze you're beautiful
I wanted to run through the street yelling to grab them all and say every day from this day on is a gift use if well instead I got drunk
I would like a vodka martini please okay very dry with olives a lot of olives like at least three olives
Jeannie drinks maybe she's depressed depressed give me a break she's drunk
Nana must we always take that nasty tonic
Now I suggest you and your wife mrs jim beam you guys go take a chill pill
Or maybe I should grab that bottle and veg out with you avoid everything happening to me by just getting good and loaded
Rum punch quite satisfactory
She already wasted celebrating she's celebrating
She doesn't look it but she just switched from beer to candy
They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her
What you think a first class girl can't drink