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And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke
And I also think that there's more to you than just fat
And i'm sure no nest would possibly be big enough for me
And that's a big ass we're talking 20-30,000 tons okay
And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene
Because you are a disgusting fat body
Big through the hips roomy
Buzz your girlfriend! woof!
Bye bye lard ass
Charlie McKee
Did you see his face maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse
Don't stall me fat boy let's go
Don't you call me a mindless philosopher you overweight glob of grease! now come out before somebody sees you
Down here you big horse's ass!
Dubstep Fat Sax
Eat like a horse look like a horse
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
Fat Women
Fat!
Fatality
Fatality I
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle
Get your ass up the hill you fat fuck! hurry up bubble butt!
Go and get something to eat I know you hungry
G**** Zlut
Hey Fatty
Hey got something for you lard ass
How many more years do I have before I get fat before my hair falls out before I look like him
Hurry up lard ass better lose some weight better hustle up bacon
I do not bargain with a puffball like that it's beneath my dignity
I don't have to take that you pig eyed sack of shit!
I don't think fred bit you mister fred absolutely don't like grease
I don't think I can lift you you are too fat
I hear the fat kid running I hear the fat kid running I bet it's hilarious
I like big fat men like you when they fall they make more noise and sometimes they never get up
I think he might be too big! no he's not if he can go down a chimney he can fit down here!
I told you to bring me some good looking kid not this fat sausage chewing wino
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat he got a weight problem I mean what's a ****** gonna do he's samoan
I'll wear lipstick and rouge and I won't be so huge why i'll easily fit through that door
I'm not a big fat panda i'm the big fat panda
Indeed he is not fit
It looks like you gained some weight since you came in
It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this fat fur I was going to say fur
Just another fat fuck walkin' out of the casino with a suitcase
Just think of it as kind of a big cow
Lard ass lard ass
Look fatso take a good look huh you just bought yourself a lifetime supply of insomnia
Look it's the chubby boy
Maybe no to a snickers bar every once in a while wouldn't hurt
MK9 Fatality
My son the shadow of your ass would weigh 20 pounds
Narwhals
Not so fast round boy we're gonna have some laughs
Now you get your fat carcass outta here before I book ya for violating the ecology
Oh I love your suits it must be a bitch gettin' a size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf
Oh wait was she a great big fat person
Okita (Fate/GO)
Pizza is a part of me
Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla
Remember it's just a bad dream fat boy
Rita is not fat she's just big boned
Scram sisters spaghetti ain't good for you puts fat on the wrong places
She's a big one humongous
She's real heavy but she's cute in the face
Shit that girl wider than all outside
Shut the fuck up fat man! this ain't none of your goddamn business!
Shut up fatso I don't have a pot I have a bit of a tummy like madonna when she did 'lucky star ' it's not the same thing
Sorry you're much too big simply impassable
Stick her with a pin she'll pop!
That's a 20 footer twenty five three tons of him
That's why they're all so big he has to keep them alive so he can starve them a while so he can loosen their skin
That's why you ain't got no neck can't use nothin' but head and shoulders fat boy
The world's fattest man
Theme Of The Fat Man
Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids
There's buckwheat cakes and injun batter makes you fat or a little fatter
This is absolutely gross that boy is a p I g pig
Titan Logo
We never win because you are fat
Well she simply said that you're a fat pompous bad tempered old tyrant
Were you born a fat slimy scumbag puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it
What a monster! it covers three beds
What are you at getting terribly fat what do you think will come of that
What's that lard ass
Why you hook me up with that fat ass bald head girl
Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once please what for for squeezing she has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes
You fat disgusting slob you're a goddamn disgrace!
You so damn fat you get your fat ass up off me thank you damn baby
You you're just a big fat panda!
You'll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!
You're a fat hypocrite
You're a panda what are you gonna do big guy sit on me
You're going to disappoint the children they expect a fat santa
You're not squeezing me through that tiny door
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum do you know that
Your majesty indeed you're not a queen you're just a fat pompous bad tempered old ty tyrant
Your Mom Fat Saying

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