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Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
Ah what's that worm's wart! mmm and frog's breath
Ah you ignorant! all the gourmets are crazy about worms!
All right men let's eat them beans
Any of you all want a hamburger what's wrong you don't want no hamburger
Are you kiddin' if I eat that i'll smell like you
Back there in the hills is one of the few spots left in the world where you can get decent food and drink
Boy what that kind of food does to your system!
Check this out man I got these burgers man they some double cheeseburgers
Come on roger let's go home i'll bake you a carrot cake
Could I get you anything food cake uh some watered down champagne
Dear lord baby jesus or as our brothers to the south call you jesus we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of domino's kfc and the always delicious taco bell
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your food
Do you have any idea what that does to your colon
Does everybody like the food yeah it's good oh good I haven't decided yet if i'm a good cook
Don't worry it won't turn you into a pig chew it and swallow
Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom to find your food waiting for you
Eat till you regret it
Every time I come in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the goddamn refrigerator eating up all the food all the chicken all the pig feet
Flies flies poor puny things who wants to eat flies you do you loony not when I can get nice fat spiders!
Genie wake up and smell the hummus
God no it smells like a used diaper filled with indian food excuse me
Guys i'm eating junk and watching rubbish! you better come out and stop me!
Here we have the corn the best in the city it's delicious
Hey hey he's awake he wants some food bring some food
Hey lady why don't you go fetch me a sandwich
Hey ma we got chicken or what ma!
Hmm uh this pizza pie won't pass too many calories the rest is okay
Hot Pockets
How can you eat this stuff man
How you get so big eating food of this kind
Humans would put seeds in the ground pour water on them and they grow food like pizza
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti
I can't take it any more! if I gotta choke down on one more of those mouldy disgusting crackers
I could eat a horse okay they'll cook you a horse i'll eat it
I don't know how you feel about this shrimp but if you'll eat it you'll never have to prove your courage in any other way
I have been dieting all day long my mom's apple pie is better than this stuff
I like grease on everything I like fried chicken fried okra biscuits and gravy it'll kill you
I'm about to go to the waffle house get a bitch a sandwich or something
I'm not very hungry just give me a double burger with everything and a cherry soda with chocolate ice cream
If I take one bite will you get me a steak if I take one bite of shit will you bring me a steak
If you hurry home we can sit down and have dinner together i'm making beef stew
In other words it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite
It is almost breakfast time
It's a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos vitamins and minerals everything the body needs
Just keep the food coming I wanna eat everything!
Leftovers enjoy
Let me have a diablo sandwich a dr pepper make it fast i'm in a goddamn hurry
Loan your man 10 g's 'cause I ain't givin' him his food back and no more soy sauce ****a
Look at this shit! pork again!
M maybe we better take some food i'll see if I can find some food
Man why don't you let me have that turkey loaf for this pork shit man just today I can't eat this shit!
Never knew the bumble snow monster yet who'd turn down a pork dinner for deer meat
****a I just ate I just ate fool I don't want no motherfucking cheeseburger
No shrimp where the hell's this god of yours
Now now young lady you just take it easy there now look we'll fix you some supper in a few minutes huh
Now the really good thing about meeting the president of the united states is the food
Now wait a second! wait a second! there are two ways to deal with this problem! you're either gonna kill this animal or you're gonna cut off its food supply
Oh come on for an extra bucket of oats and a few carrots
Oh my god! it's dip!
Oh turkey burgers! are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight
Open your mouth and eat this you have to eat some food from this world or else you'll disappear
Pizza is a part of me
Pizza's the food that's sure to please these ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese
Plan to have a stroke from the amount of msg that's in this food
Potatoes you've got to be poor to eat potatoes really poor
Random Drug Test
Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup
Scram sisters spaghetti ain't good for you puts fat on the wrong places
Since when do you not like macaroni and cheese since birth
Teacher was poisoned by these biscuits
That meal was damn good i'm going to take up tepee living if it's like this
That's a spicy meatball
That's chateaubriand and hominy grits
The entree consists of boiled dog
The first thing that i'm gonna do when I get back is to get some decent food
This burrito is delicious but it is filling
This corn is raw! I know isn't it wonderful it's so crisp of course it's crisp it's raw!
This food is really wonderful isn't it the wine the sauces I can't believe it can I speak with the chef
Time for Lunch
Vinnie don't put too many onions in the sauce I didn't put too much onions in paul
We elves try to stick to the four main food groups candy candy canes candy corns and syrup
We have the gun and the bullets food and the radio
We've got to have food down there we've got a right
Well maybe you should just pray for shrimp
What do they put in these things anyway sugar enriched flour partially hydrogenated vegetable oil polysorbate 60 and yellow dye number five just everything a growing boy needs
What you need to worry about is this question that i'm about to ask you who wants a taco
What's a guy got to do to get some food around here
What's that chicken something like that tastes the same anyway
What's the matter kid you never had lamb chops
What's the matter the food ain't that bad baby
Whatever that lunch was it was certainly delicious simply some of robby's synthetics
Why did you do this
Why don't you eat your food what's wrong with it i'm not hungry you're not hungry
Yeah it's dinner time and we ain't got no stinking entrees
Yeah whose idea was it no food no water what kind of people are these friends of yours
Yeah you could have dinner with us you like head cheese my brother makes it real good you'll like it
You are going to eat that cat poop!
You can't just eat it
You eat ants you better believe it and you're gonna love the way they tickle
You got any food in the house of course I have
You have any food here all I have is a piece of hard rock candy but it's not for eating it's just for looking through
You know I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat!
You know I know this steak doesn't exist I know that when I put it in my mouth the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious
You never know what's in that stuff man could be a dog or something
You'll eat more spaghetti and like it now shut up and sit down
You're gonna try it
You're not supposed to eat this you're supposed to bury it