Short people Soundboard Edit

Adios half soldier

And at point guard standing 3 foot 3 4 feet if you include the ears

At least you guys are still tall i'm nothing now just another short guy

At small forward standing a scintillating 3 foot 2

Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here

Does santa know that you left the workshop

Don't worry shorty here can explain it to ya later

He must be a south pole elf

He was so scared because you know how little he is

He's an angry elf

Here I am this little kid I can't even see over the steering wheel and i'm parking cadillacs

Hey what do you think we've got here midgets

How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet

I am exatically three inches high and it is a very good height indeed!

I didn't know you had elves working here

I'm too short for this shit man

No I like you because you're honest because you're shorter than I am we look like a before and after picture

Oh hey for some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio

Oh I love your suits it must be a bitch gettin' a size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf

Oh look you've landed in saigon you're among the little people now

Shut up you little pot licker i'll put you in a microwave

Size matters not look at me judge me by my size do you hmm hmph!

Small arms short legs not very fast tiny little guys can't jump high

Sorry shorty

Take this with you short man one to grow on

Tell that little squirt over by the piano I want to see him

They are very ornery by the way so you gotta be very careful with these little guys safety first

This is you this is your badness level it's unusually high for someone your size

Too bad you can't practice getting taller boys

Uh these little guys would like to make an announcement here you go shorty

What do we care they're little so we challenged them to a basketball game

What's up lil man why you trippin'

Who am I to judge a warrior based on his size look at me i'm over here

Why why you're little men!

You have spirit for one so small and such spirit is deserving of a sporting chance

You know that I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture

You you are a you surprise me for some reason I thought you were going to be taller