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And this ain't the army you are a sailor! so get out of that frizzly army looking shirt and stop smoking that dope! you hear me
Can I bum a smoke
Do you smoke mind if I do
From now on i'm going to pay for your tobacco no one's going to pay for it i'm giving it up
Got a cigarette no I quit can't afford it
Got a cigarette yeah sure sarge here roll your own
Hey sarge you'll get lip cancer smoking those
I bet y'all drinking that wine smoking them tweeds and everything
I used to prepare a pipe for my husband
It smokes it drinks it philosophizes
It's a lung babe you got two of them fuckers
Jeez you smoke too
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage
Maybe the pope smokes grass
Mr bobby there's no smoking in here it's all right i'm a volunteer fireman
Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)
Sir I notice that you're a smoker I said I notice that you're a smoker I see the cigarettes
Smoking! (2)
Stop smoking weed
What did you tell him I just told him we was smoking and we was just chilling
What time your mama leaving in a little while why because I wanna smoke this joint
You been smoking too much of this shit troop gotta control that bring a man down
You guys like a smoke no eh we want our lungs to be pink when they fry us
You mean we're smoking dog shit man
You smoke that shit everything kind of gets weird you know what I mean
Your smokin' your drinkin' your gamblin' your nightlife you need complete rest