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An instant whiskey maker waiting for us to put it to more universal use
And for my friend a shot of wild turkey
Besides why did that robot argue me into drinking all that whiskey in the first place
Butterscotch butter gin you've got something going on inside of here
Dolores a bourbon and make it a double
Don't spill none of that liquor son it eats right into the bar
Four pints of 120 proof bourbon without a trace of hangover now that ain't natural sir
Genuine kansas city bourbon! it's smooth too
Give me a scotch i'm starving
Here I am sitting in his headquarters i'm drinking his scotch hell i've even got one of his broads hanging around here somewhere
Hey lieutenant some kentucky windage
Hey luke hand me down a whiskey
How did you get through it I had a lot of help from jack daniels
I love scotch scotchy scotch scotch here it goes down down into my belly
I'll try some of your bar whiskey
Jiggers here is making scotch a little alcohol a little water a little color a little flavor boom
Mighty fine liquor what do you call it rub of the brush
Now I suggest you and your wife mrs jim beam you guys go take a chill pill
Okay all right double bourbon will you and quick huh okay
Or did you change your name to jack daniels
Scotch on the rocks and I mean ice!
So I limped to the nearest saloon crawled inside a whiskey bottle and i've been there ever since
That bottle of whiskey gone already yeah and if he ain't paid for it you better start collecting now
That's a shake that's milk and ice cream last I heard that's five dollars you don't put bourbon in it or nothin'
They made her drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of her
We'll have whiskey all around comanchero brand
What's your best whiskey kentucky bourbon 11 years old
Where'd you get the money for the chivas regal the poor box
WHISKEY
Would you like a little whiskey ma'am certainly not
Yeah first the silver run out of the santo rio then the people run out then the whiskey then the beer run out
Yes uh maybe perhaps uh a little whiskey huh eh very weak please
Your story had me a little confused or maybe it was the bourbon

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