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Anything at all can and does happen same with wives for that matter
Because there's one thing about these old timers they don't like any fucking around with the other guys' wives it's bad for business
Come on admit it you know you're crazy about your wife of course I am but I dare not tell her that destroy our entire relationship
Exactly we don't need our wives we'll have the marlin and they talk less
First promise me you'll say yes oh no that's how you got me to marry you
Geez I figured you had a sense of humor after all you married her!
Give me a chance to tell you what I really think of your wife
Golly that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him
Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fucking wives
Have you seen my wife she and my checkbook seemed to have gone out together
Hello how's the wife well still in charge
His wife says one thing he jumps
How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other
How's your wife and my kids
I feel like a bootlegger's wife look
I got a motto like your work love your wife
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce
I have to stick pins in a map to keep track of her
I have two little kids ugly wife
I know now that my wife has become host to a ca'n darian demon
I married the wrong woman and now I lead a life of regret
I'd rather be his whore than your wife
I'd say that by tomorrow your dear little wife is gonna be so involved in her civic duties that you'll be doing the shopping for her
I'll tell you what I got your wife's pussy on my breath
If you were a real man she'd stay home nights
If you weren't my wife i'd kiss you
Is your wife okay sir compared to what
It seems it's illegal for a husband to catch a fish unless accompanied by his wife
It seems to me you once had a wife someplace not one lots of them one here one there wherever I found them
It's your wife I want the kids in bed by 9 00 I want the dog fed the yard watered and the gate locked and get a note to the milkman no more cheese!
Jesus! fucking broad she spends half her life dressing the other half undressing gotta get her in between
John! good to see you I see the wife still picks your ties
Just because a wife is nice to her husband doesn't mean she wants anything
Leave Me Alone, Please
Let's compromise supposing we leave just a couple of things behind right two wives
Look his wife's poison but he thinks she's betty crocker
Love is not a big enough word it's not a big enough word for how I feel about my wife
Maybe we can learn a few things from him he's the only one around here who hasn't been kicked out by his wife
Maybe you could you tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex um your wife
My old lady left 'cause of the money yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you
My wife just told me did she also mention when the war would be over she doesn't tell me everything she knows
No divorce she'll never divorce him she'll kill him but she won't divorce him
Now I suggest you and your wife mrs jim beam you guys go take a chill pill
Oh hello I didn't recognize you without your wife in your arms come in
Oh no I came to america to find my bride I came to queens to find you
Only dogs are to obey if you truly love your wife you'll value her opinion
Saturday night was for wives but friday night at the copa was for the girlfriends
Saw this in a movie once guy signed his wife's insurance policy then he bumped her off clever
Take comfort son you're not the first man whose wife played patty cake on him
Take my advice when your wife begins to act unnaturally kind kiss her but don't take your hands out of your pockets
Take my wife please I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home
The next time you talk to my wife like that you'll get worse! she cried for an hour!
There's nothin' you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget I love my wife is there
To the wives to the wives!
Today is your 21st birthday it means you meet your wife to be
We've gone through a lot of trouble to select for you a very fine wife
You must really trust your wife yeah sure I do why it's good it's just unusual tell you the truth so many of my clients don't
You're speechless I see a fine quality in a wife
You're telling me in a fit of jealousy you wrote your wife a love letter
Your wife my wife they're all alike they get married to escape their parents then they join clubs so they can escape their husbands
Your wife need only have a pretty face a firm backside and big breasts

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