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'cause that's living with a fitness instructor, it drinks that yellow stuff in tins is an idiot.
300 K 300 Cal. We take is the sky.
Ah ha ha. Black kissing sound isn't someone kissing me or kissing a cock. It's simply a cockle. I mean, it's simply a way of saying it's Valentine's Day a day upon which Mr. Al Capone ruined a roma...
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Alan's Deep Bath. Brought to you by Dettol.
Alan's Funny Stories.
And attack of the old Flakes again this morning via my pillow look like a flapjack.
Back of the net.
Cheers.
Colonel Mustard in the on suite bathroom with a lead pipe battered.
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Hey ya Euro sending videos Dean well what crash bang Wallop water video I will still three esteem it better than you bootleg. Yeah well unfortunately Michael we live in a world where people would r...
Hot topic.
How much is it? It's on at 325 thousand we take 324 yeah.
I love to jog around Norwich, but I can still make calls to the office via my digital telecom headset communicator.
I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
Idea for a programme lady shapes with Alan Partridge.
If you see a lovely failed with the family having a picnic and then I spawned in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, your plow the family into the field. You blow up the tree and use the leaves...
It's hotter than the sun.
It's times like these simply browsing among electrical goods attendees, but I know who I truly am. I'm Alan Partridge.
Jet from gladiators to host a Millennium Barn dance at Yeovil Aerodrome.
Jurassic Park
Kiss my face.
Monkey tennis
My face, I'm doing the photo shoot for Vision Express.
No way you big spastic! You're a mentalist!
Roll on the fires of a virgin.
Scum subhuman scum
Smell my chicken.
That was the noise.
There's more to Ireland dan dis
This is great banter. It really is.
This will put Norwich on the map.
Tonight, where think about Ng which celebrity you would like to spend a bank holiday with, and what would you do Sue from past and says she'd like to sit down with some hot pot and red cabbage and ...
Tonight, where think about Ng which celebrity you would like to spend a bank holiday with, and what would you do Sue from past and says she'd like to sit down with some hot pot and red cabbage? A m...
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Understand the pot oh good, thank you.
Would you like me to lap dance for you?
Wow, so pull out of the 400 failure.
Yes, it's an extender stick. Now that's the icing on the cake. If King Arthur had an extender on this table would have been a different story, but they wouldn't be around. No.
You have big sheds, but nobody is allowed in and inside. These big sheds are 20 foot high chickens.
You know this was to make Aqua, which is French for water.
You think you are?

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