Cher Horowitz - Clueless Soundboard Edit

Actually going all the way is like a really big decision I can't believe I was so capricious about it D I almost have sex with him you almost had sex with who question

Amber miss togar my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose but there goes your social life

But seriously I actually have a way normal life for teenage girl I mean I get up I brush my teeth when I pick up my school clothes delete if they do it but that don't do it

Can I show you the lucked out jeep daddy got me scott four wheel drive dual side air bags and monster sound system on a license yet but I need something to learn on only if it came out of

Crap is birkenstock thirty eight tardies by far the most parties in the class congratulations

Daddy 's a litigator those are the scariest kinds of lawyers even lucy are made is terrified of him and daddies so good he gets five hundred dollars an hour to fight with people that he fights with...

Do you suck my father

Here a garden and what are you going to them and let's see you know I don't speak mexican by not only actually come great what was that all about lucy from el salvador so it's an entirely different...

Here's were dion lives she's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us girlfriend and I must give her snaps for her courageous fashion efforts dion and I were bo...

Hey yo anything happens to my daughter I got a forty five and a shovel I doubt anybody would miss you hi daddy

How do you like california man i'm freaking I could really use some sort of an herbal refreshment oh well we do lunch in ten minutes we don't have any tea but we have coke and stuff no shit you guy...

I don't get it to my hair get flat did I stumble into some bad lighting what's wrong with me

I don't know why dion 's going out with a high school boy there like dogs gif to clean up and feed them and just like these nervous creatures that jumped slobber all over you get half of me ask me

Is it my house classic the columns date all the way back to nineteen seventy two

Let's do a makeover no no come on let us shares main thrill in life is a makeover OK gives her a sense of control in a world full of chaos please sure

Miss stoeger I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace I mean standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective I doubt i've worked off the calo...

Miss stoeger that machine is just a lawsuit waiting to happen thanks for the legal advice D on your up

Oh my god i'm totally bugging

OK you're probably going if this economic steam a commercial or what

See my mission is clear would you look at that girl she is so adorable E clueless we've got to adopt her she she is told up our stock would plummet don't you want to use your popularity for good cause

So OK like right now for example the hadean 's need to come to america but some people are all what about the strain on our resources then it's like when I had this garden party for my father 's bi...

So OK the attorney general says there's too much violence on TV and that should stop but even if you took out all the violence shows you could still see the news and so until mankind is peaceful en...

Sure I get in here but that daddy what the hell is that address says who calvin klein it looks like underwear go upstairs and put something over it going to

Well you can guess what happened next if I am only sixteen and this is california not kentucky

What does she want with josh anyway he dressed 's funny he listens to complaint rock he's not even cute in the conventional way I mean he's just like this slugs

What the hell yeah you getting on the freeway what no turn right

Whatever the appointment what are you doing you can't take up both lanes did know rightly note

You don't think that we mesh well things like why am I even listening to to begin with your virgin who can't drive