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A moment of silence please
Alright, there we go
Am I on the wrong frequency
Are there any cookies onboard
Are there really?
Are you about to die?
Are you declaring emergency sir?
Are you going to be on an IFR flightplan?
Are you watching the marjuana sector?
ATC Jargon
ATC Jargon 2
Bitch ass...
Come in, this is tower
Damn it
Do not talk while I'm talking
Easy
ETHAN
Ethan2
Everybody say dramatic phrases
Everyone slice their fingers and touch their ballsack
Financial nonsense
Gang warfare confirmed
He is now spiralling out of control
He is trying to reproduce currently
He was watching the marijuana section
He's in the pits of Hell
He's now proceeding directly at me
Hello
Hello 2
How about that for a news story (Short)
How many souls onboard
How's that for a news story (Long)
Hub 2 3 4
I am now shitting my pants
I can't feel my legs
I did not copy that
I don't know where this conversation is going anymore
I don't think that's how it works
I love me some cock
I mildly blacked out there
I think he's parking at the terminal
I think I'm on the wrong frequency
I think we're on the wrong frequency
I'll give you a high speed taxi
I'm getting struck by a 747
I'm ignoring all of you
I'm ignoring all of you (Long)
I'm not sure how this is going to work
I've seen so many crash already
If one of us dies, we all die
Is that an actual saying
Just checking in with ya, how's it goin
Just get the hell outta my airspace
Learjet doing Mach 2
LOUDER SON!
Mayday, Just go ahead and crash
Not what I said but roger that
Oh god damnit
Oh my god
Oh you were good before
Okay
Okay 2...
Okay...
Probably not, if I die, I die
Remain grounded until we confirm cookies
Rest in peace
Right
Right2
Right3
Roger that
Salt Lake
Sam
SAY IT LOUDER IF YOU WANT ME TO HEAR YOU
See ya
Standby one second
Sully Sullenberger
Thank you
Thank you sir
That is not an attempted taxi
That is not going to do anything
That just landed on the opposite end
That was a poorly timed joke
That was successful
That was the worst moment of silence
That was very disrespectful
That was very disrespectful to the man who died
That was very smooth, well done
That was very weird
The 747 is now launching himself
There you go
This is a total failure
This is Ethan
This is Ligma7 checking in
This is tower checking in
This was a horrible mistake
UH
Umm...
We are now experiencing full-on iIlluminati
We cannot have that near us
We hear the leaf blower in the background
We just got wing struck
We need to get some oxygen into your brain
We were about to eat shit
We're going downtown baby
Welcome back to the airport
West of the Mississippi
What are you talking about
What are you trying to do
What kind of bullshit is this
What's the snack selection on today's flight
What's your cruising altitude gonna be today
Why are you doing this
Why is there a hot air balloon taxiing
Why is there a leafblower inside your house
Works for me
WOW
Wow2
Wut
Yeah good goose
Yeah hi
Yeah I can confirm
Yeah kick those bastards back and forth
Yeah, he dead
Yeah, he's hot
Yeeeauhh
Yikes
You don't sound a day over 74
You know what
You need to back up out of my face
You need to check in sir
You need to get out of the way
You need to slow down
You sound very unentheusiastic
You're literally feet away from the tower
You're too close
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