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Airplane! (1980) Soundboard

Airplane! (1980) Soundboard

Airplane! (1980) is a classic comedy film that has stood the test of time and continues to make audiences roll with laughter decades after its release. Directed by Jim Abrahams and the Zucker brothers, David Zucker and Jerry Zucker, Airplane! is a hilarious spoof of disaster movies that were popular in the 1970s.

The film features an ensemble cast of talented actors who deliver impeccable comedic timing and memorable performances. Taking the lead is Robert Hays as Ted Striker, an ex-navy pilot turned taxi driver who must overcome his fear of flying to save the passengers of a doomed airplane. Hays perfectly captures the role with his deadpan delivery and physical comedy, making Ted Striker a beloved character.

Opposite Hays is Julie Hagerty as Elaine Dickinson, a flight attendant and Ted's love interest. Hagerty delivers a delightful performance as the sweet and naïve Elaine, making her the perfect counterpart to Hays' hilarious antics. The chemistry between the two leads is palpable and adds an extra layer of charm to the film.

Supporting the leads is a talented ensemble cast that includes familiar faces from both comedy and drama. Leslie Nielsen shines as Dr. Rumack, delivering some of the film's most iconic lines with his deadpan and oblivious delivery. Peter Graves portrays Captain Clarence Oveur, a cocky pilot with a penchant for making inappropriate comments. The late Lloyd Bridges brings his impeccable comedic timing to the role of Steve McCroskey, the harried air traffic controller.

One of the film's standout performances comes from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, who plays himself in a hilarious twist. Abdul-Jabbar's deadpan delivery and willingness to poke fun at his own persona make for some of the film's funniest moments.

The genius behind Airplane! lies in its clever and rapid-fire parody of disaster movies. With a barrage of jokes, visual gags, and puns, the film manages to keep audiences laughing from start to finish. It's a testament to the brilliant writing and comedic timing of the filmmakers that the jokes are still as hilarious today as they were when the film was first released.

If you're a fan of Airplane! and want to relive the laughter, you can play and download some of the film's iconic sounds here. From the unforgettable "Surely you can't be serious" to the classic "Don't call me Shirley," these sounds will transport you back to the hilarity of the film and put a smile on your face.

Airplane! (1980) remains a timeless comedy that continues to captivate audiences with its uproarious humor and memorable performances. With a cast of talented actors, clever writing, and non-stop laughs, it's no wonder that Airplane! has become a beloved classic in the world of comedy. So, buckle up, prepare for takeoff, and get ready to laugh your way through one of the funniest films ever made.

A lot of people made plans before the war.
Alert rescue units at every mile of the way
All ambulances, go to number three.
All right, let's get out of here.
All right, Striker, you better stay up there for a bit
All right. Unless I get all those people to a hospital quickly,
And I saw that I was looking at me
And they told me again and again
And we'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago.
But after a while you begin to get used to it
But that's not important right now.
C 47, right? I love that one.
Can you fly this plane and land it?
Captain Kramer, this is Captain Colosimo.
Chicago, the passengers are beginning to panic.
Come in, 209'er. This is Chicago.
Cutty say he can't hang
Don't worry about that. It's perfectly normal.
Don't you feel anything for me at all anymore?
Echo! Echo! Echo! Echo!
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me.
Find out if there's a doctor on board as quietly as you can.
Flare out!
Flight 209'er to Denver radio.
Gate 23.
Get him out of there!
Get me Rex Kramer.
Good. Have her sit in the copilot's seat.
Goodbye, Bill!
Grab a hold of yourself. You gotta talk him down. You gotta.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
He's holding. He's at... No, no. He's down, he's down.
He's the boss, head man, top dog, big cheese,
Hello, sir. We'd like you to have this flower
How's it handling?
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
I came home early and found your note.
I can't tell you that.
I flew with him during the war.
I haven't flown for a long time.
I just don't wanna go over it anymore.
I just reviewed the area report for 1600 hours through 2400.
I just wanna tell you both, good luck. We're all counting on you
I know things haven't been right for a long time, but it'll be different.
I think the man sitting next to me is a doctor.
I think they're getting the hang of it.
I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position,
I'll be back in a minute.
I'm giving the orders, and we're coming in.
I'm sorry I had to wake you. I'm just looking for a doctor
I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA
I've gotta get out of here! I've gotta get out of here.
I've gotta go to the airport.
In fact, we were lucky to even get a jeep
In the head, by an iron boot?
In the history of this airport.
Is that possible?
Is yours.
Isn't that good news?
It had a bad axle.
It might get rough again unless we can climb on top.
It starts with a slight fever, dryness of the throat.
It takes a pilot who can handle pressure!
It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf,
It was worse than Detroit.
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
It's running a little hot.
Just hang loose, blood
Just unbelievable!
Let me see.
Let me tell you something, Steve.
Let's not kid each other, Kramer.
Listen to me, Kramer.
Lookie here.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
Lost number four.
Meanwhile, relax and enjoy your flight.
Mota. Mota. Mota.
Mr
No dice, Chicago.
No one had ever outlined a physical fitness program for them,
No, wait. 34,000 feet.
No, we can't do that. The risk of a flameout's too great.
No, why don't you take care of it?
Not so good. We got some heavy stuff ahead of us.
Now ease her down! Down!
Now first, I want you to get the feel of the plane.
Now, Elaine, don't panic.
Oh, Mother, this is so exciting.
Please climb to 42,000 feet.
Possible. It's a 100 to 1 shot.
Put out all runway lights, except niner
Roberts, check all air traffic within 5 miles.
Roses
Scientology?
Seven, Lieutenant Zipp died this morning.
Shit, man.
Sound your alarm bell, now!
Stay in formation. Targets just ahead
Steve.
Striker, lift your nose. Straighten your wings!
Sure. You ever been in a cockpit before?
Ted Striker was a top notch squadron leader,
Tell all dispatchers to remain at their posts.
Tell Omaha to acknowledge and stand by.
Thank you.
That's the dial just below and to the right of the air speed indicator.
The mind can play tricks on people.
The oil pressure. I forgot to check the oil pressure.
The****utically, there's no danger involved.
There is no stopping in the red zone.
There is only one sea
There it is.
There's a passenger on your Chicago flight, 209'er
There's an occluded front stalled over the Dakotas
They're at the controls flying the plane,
This is Captain Oveur speaking.
This is Captain Oveur, Mr. Murdock and Mr. Basta.
This is Dr. Brody at the Mayo Clinic.
This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
To show attendant upon leaving the terminal.
Tower radioed clearance, over.
Until finally the poor bastard
Was on late duty one night
Watch your stall speed.
We are all one spirit
We are one and the same
We have people up here who will die in less than an hour, let alone two.
We'll have dinner. We'll talk things over.
We're in terrible trouble. Over.
We're okay.
Well, good evening. There you go.
When it did, it was almost like...
With a 20% chance of precipitation.
Yes, Captain Kramer. Read you loud and clear.
Yes, Doctor?
Yes, I'll be right down
Yes, yes, I remember. I had lasagna. What did he have?
Yes. Joey will have the steak, and my wife and I will have the fish.
You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
You can let yourself out the back door
You like movies about gladiators?
You mustn't believe everything that you see.
You'll have to decide
Your attention please.
1,000 to 1. I know this guy
bring it straight in. Yes, sir.
It's all right. It doesn't work. Bill!
Roger
That isn't much of a chance, is it? I don't know, Linda, I don't know.
Would you like to have it? Thank you. Thanks a lot!
"tell them to get out there and give it all they've got

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