Poppy - League of Legends Edit

A Demacian, a Noxian and a Frejlordian walk into a tavern

Ah

Alright sneaky 's I know you're out there

An oxy and says i'll take whatever gold you got back there

And don't come back

And oxygen at argo nian an appeal TR robbing a bank

And stay there

And the failure dion says i'll drink anything so long as wait hold on let me start over

And the pill T says can I own this bay I own this bank so he doesn't want anything because he owns the bank

And then oxy and says I have a wine yeah he wants a wine

Anyone seen a hero around here

Back off

Better get your guard up

Careful this packs a wallop

Cheap swing until you hit something

Cinemas ian says uh i'll have a wine no wait an ale yeah

Coming down

Cool

Cool

Cool

Could you maybe get out of the way you know so I don't have to flatten you

Cut

Didn't I just knock you away

Didn't know I could do that

Do not make my hammer mad

Don't get your tools too fluffy

Don't move

Every step is one step closer

Fool me once shame on you fool me twice a hammer

Freeze

Fuel for the quest

FYE we're here oh where would I hide

Garen, I think you might be the one

Goes great with a hammer

Good

Got it

Got me some hammer accessories

Guess I'm going this way now

Guess we're fighting

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha

Ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Hammer

Hammer for my hammer

Here goes everything

Hold it right there

Hold on

Hold up

Hope it's not dented

How Demacian of you

Hum

Hurt

I can do this

I could really go for a nap

I gotta see this through

I hope the hero likes me

I hope this works

I really don't have anything against dragons

I sure do a lot of walking

I'll just add it to my other hammer

I'm about to hammer you in the jewels

I'm in one hundred percent that's everything right

I'm no hero just a yordle with a hammer

I've heard a lot about this hero with a hammer can't wait to meet him

If you're waiting for me to give up you might be here awhile

It's a little big but i'll grow into it

Jokes? yeah I know jokes

Just had a thought three pigtails

Just in case they come creeping

Keep fighting

Left hand

Let's try that again

Look at all that shiny armor sorry I gotta mess it up

Look at him go

Lookout

Many quests are hard

Me the hero nah that's ridiculous

Nice weapon does it come in hammer

No

No backing down

No getting through me

No what I could use a cart

Nope

Not coming back till I find that hero

Not like this

Not so fast

Not today

Nothing personal but I need to squash you

Now back to finding that hero

Oh wow garron do you think you could sign my shield

Oh you like to fight so does my hammer

OK I admit it i'm lost

One one PATA time

One shield for throwing and one for holding

One thing about me i'm not good at staying down

One time I thought I found the hero but he died

Out of my way

Playing

Pleasure to fight for you your majesty

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Poppy - League of Legends Sound

Ready hammer

Remember to roll

Remove it

Right my hammer

Seems you left your brave pants at home want me to wait while you go get them

Shield to the face

Shieldy

Some things are too important to give up on

Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself

Sorry about this

Sorry your majesty

Stop

Swinging from the heels

Tell the

That are gonion says gimme all your gemstones

That's not a hammer this is a hammer

That's OK i'm playing the long game

The bank guy says i'll give you whatever you want

The barkeep asks what'll it be

The hammer does most of the work I just swing it

The hammer isn't mine just keeping it until the real guy shows up

This guy seems nice I feel bad about killing him

This hammer has two sides did you want to feel the other one too

This should really be the hero 's job

To the hero

Today's the day I find that hero

Ult charge up

Up goes the guy

Wait what did I come back for

Wait you're here I thought you were there

Well two hammers are better than one

What do you mean my hammer is too big

What's the hurry

Who

Who knew there were so many heroes

Wow that's a lot to hammer

Wow you went far

Wow you're a big fella

Yay more stuff

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah just like the hero would buy

Yep it's even heavier than it looks

You are definitely not the hero

You know gargoyles in yordles have a lot in common

You might wanna look out

You should probably take cover

You sit

You smash people with it right

You sure you wanna do this you don't even have a weapon

You're in my way

Z