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Half Life is a critically acclaimed first-person shooter video game developed by Valve Corporation. Players assume the role of Gordon Freeman, a scientist fighting for survival against alien enemies and government forces.
See also: Half Life video game, first-person shooter, Gordon Freeman, G-Man, Valve Corporation.

A colleague and I came up with their own plan for escape and we were on our way to one of the old prototype labs. When we ran into them. But listen to me if you still want to get out of your live. ...
A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable.
A fellow scientist.
A scientist, thank God get us out of here before those military drones figure out where were hiding.
A soldier! I'm saved at last.
AA!
Aaaaahhhh...
Aaaargh
Aaargh!
Absolutely not.
Absolutely.
Access Denied
Ack
Agh!
Agh!
Agh! Wa ha wa!
AGH.
Ah
Ah Hello, Gordon Freeman, it's good to see you.
Ah yes, you're right, Gordon. We have complete confidence in you.
Ah, excellent. Everything appears to be on schedule and the experiment will be starting shortly. I will leave the loudspeaker on so you can hear what's happening upstairs.
Ah, Freeman and I see you are in this mess too.
Ah, Freeman.
Ah, Gordon, here you are. We just sent the sample down to the test chamber.
Ah, yes, Walter we were finally able to successfully detach one of the Barnacle creatures from its point of gestation as before. We were still only able to caress the creature into latching on to o...
Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits. That should be very useful.
Ah!
Ah.
AHHHGG
Alert Call
Alert Message
All displacement modulators were tuned today, weren't they?
All right?
Allow me to treat that injury.
Alright Gordon, your suit should keep you comfortable through all this. We specimen would be delivered to you in a few moments if you would be so good as to climb up and start the Rotors. We can br...
Alright, I can open the portal now. The process is complicated and once it's begun I must not be interrupted or I will have to start all over again. Don't enter the beam until I give the OK underst...
And I certainly hope you know what you're doing.
And potentially the most unstable.
Another important species revealed in action.
Any ideas on the origin of that new sample?
Anyone read me? I say again, this is Lambda Labs. Can anyone read me?
Are you 100% sure that theory of yours is correct?
Are you insane? Stop attacking immediately.
Are you running those tunneling lattice calculations again?
Are you seriously suggesting that all of these beings are here to dine on us?
Are you sure this is the right way?
Are you sure you checked the eigen attenuators?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Aren't you a bit worried about that exponential Cascade scenario we discussed?
As I expected.
Augh.
Be careful, Gordon.
Be careful, no, not again.
Big day today, Freeman.
Calhoun, how did you get through the power lock? Well, it doesn't matter. The only other way out of here is through the canal. If you do make it to the surface, don't tell anyone. I'm down here. I ...
Can you help me get out of here?
Climb up and start the Rotors.
Cough
Could it be possible that I smell your perfume through the HEV suit?
Did you hear something?
Did you hear that?
Did you see it? They said it was hauled from the challenger deep, but I'm positive that beast never swam in terrestrial waters until a week ago. There's a tranquilizer gun in the shark cage, but I'...
Did you submit your status report to the administrator today?
Did you understand that last announcement?
Didn't you just ask me that?
Do you know what the word Koso is referring to exactly
Do you know who ate all the Donuts?
Do you recall any of those emergency survival procedures?
Do you smell something burning?
Do you smell what I smell?
Do you still say there's nothing to chaos theory?
Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?
Do you think that perhaps I could have a crowbar of my own? Perhaps then, an automatic rifle?
Do you think we should appeal to the alien authorities?
Do you think we should delay for another recalibration?
Doctor Cross Doctor Green.
Doctor Rosenberg thank God you made it. We've managed to piece together some of the larger equipment, but you'll need to oversee the rest of the construction.
Don't be a fool.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't just stand there. Pick up that gun and shoot it.
Don't linger Mr Freeman. You've turned on the pumps. Now take the access pipe, flood the Koran, get on up to the labs without delay.
Don't shoot, I'm with the science team!
Don't worry, I am a doctor.
Don't you find this all rather fascinating?
Don't you have more important things to be doing than keeping me from my work?
Don't you have your own job to be doing?
Don't you think we should recalculate those resonance dampening factors again?
Don't you think we should wait here for awhile?
Euhhh..
Excellent someone is re stored all power will have the engine up again in no time.
Excellent someone who knows how to use a gun.
Excellent, I'm sending the all clear and the doors should open now. Will meet you down below.
Excuse me Gordon, but I'm rather busy now.
Excuse me, but I think the Xena Convention is back down the Hall and to the left.
Excuse me, but I'm rather busy right now.
Excuse me, Gordon.
Fascinating. I never suspected such things, could be.
Fat lot of good. That PhD does me now, huh?
Fine, you won't even know I'm here.
Fire that rocket engin destroy that damned thing before it grows any larger.
For God sake, open the silo door. They're coming for us. It's our only way out.
Freeman
Freeman, isn't it? You'll need to activate both pumps to flood the reactor, and then that access pipe down there will take you to the core. Time is short.
Freeman, what a relief to see you. We've been tracking your progress. I stayed behind to let you into the reactor complex. You'll need me to activate the retinal scanner.
Freeman, who would have thought you'd still be alive.
Freeman, you fool
Freeman, you'll want to work quickly. Tune the transmitter to the USN RC. I repeat, tune to the USN RC.
Gaaaahhh ohhh
Garden I'm very concerned about these electrical forcefield barriers. What will happen if we have a power outage?
Get away from their Freeman. I'm expecting an important message.
Get back.
Get him out of there. Shut down the equipment and someone get him out.
Get out of here. I can take it.
Get out of there. Run man run.
Glad to oblige a fellow scientist.
Good morning, Gordon.
Good morning, Gordon.
Good Morning, theyre waiting for you in the control room.
Good work you little prepared for the next station.
Good work, be tricky. Please proceed to the next area.
Good work, please proceed to the next area.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this. He's a highly trained professional. We've assured the administrator that nothing will go wrong.
Gordon Freeman it is you, isn't it? The science team has been tracking your progress with the black Mesa security system, unfortunately. So as the military that suit of yours is full of tracking de...
Gordon Freeman, you finally found us.
Gordon, are you not hearing me climb up and start the rotors please?
Gordon, get away from the beams.
Gordon, if I'd known it was you, I'd have let you in everyone's heading for the service, but I think they're crazy not to stay put. Someone is bound to come by and rescue us.
Gordon, we cannot predict how long the system can operate. It is level nor how long the reading will take. Pleased work as quickly as you can.
Gordon, you're alive. Thank God for that hazard suit. I'm afraid to move him and all our phones are out. Please get to the surface as soon as you can and let someone know where. Stranded down here ...
Greetings, it looks as though your data was lost in the system failure this morning. Not to worry, I can re register you at this station. Step into the booth one at a time and I'll start the proced...
Greetings.
Greetings.
Ha doctor, it's good to hear your voice. We have been trying to contact the central security station for quite some time. We are trying to stop the alien influx, but something is preventing us from...
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Have I been that much of a burden?
Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work yet?
Have you ever seen anything like this?
Have you ever seen such a magnificent species? These crabs can completely control their hosts. Nervous system. Can you imagine what the next stage of Mutation looks like?
Have you heard their killing scientists? Our own race turning against us? I think I'll stay here and take my chances with the creatures.
Have you seen my coffee Cup?
Haven't you heard of safety in numbers?
He waited too long, we can contain it.
HECU laugh
Hello can anyone hear me?
Hello Freeman, I'm up here. Hurry up.
Hello Freeman, I'm up here. Practice your long jump if you must, but hurry up.
Hello ladies, it's good to see you.
Hello soldier, I hope you are here to fix this mess.
Hello there.
Hello, it's no surprise that a fellow scientist found her way through the ceiling hatch before any of those damned soldiers they came after me, so I locked myself in here, but they may have gotten ...
Hello, where are you going Sir please?
Hello, you're a Corporal, aren't you?
Hello.
Hello.
Help someone let us out of here.
Hold still, this won't hurt a bit.
Hold yourself together. If we don't get the power cells charge then will never make it out of here.
How interesting just look at that.
Huh, you've been wounded
Hurry up Freeman, I can't keep it open forever.
I am not at all sure.
I am rather looking forward to this analysis, aren't you?
I apologize Mr Freeman, but I couldn't risk opening that door until I was sure you would scoured the area. This is the last entrance to the Lambda complex. Every other has been sealed off to contai...
I appreciate your help, but I'm afraid those ******** did their damage already. If you were trying to reach the freight yards in hope of escaping than just forget about it. The military is rounding...
I believe so.
I believe something smells quite foul here.
I believe this will make for a notable paper, don't you?
I believe you have an experiment to assist.
I can get you some valuable supplies if you will protect me.
I can give you something for the pain.
I can't access my files. I can't answer my Mail. I haven't even been able to get into my office.
I can't be bothered right now.
I can't take much more of this.
I certainly hope those backup Fusion shots are in good shape today.
I couldn't even venture a guess.
I don't concur.
I don't know how you can say that, although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely. I remain uncomfort Obel with the.
I don't know what's worse, you soldiers under orders to silence the facility, or these Vile Aliens.
I don't know. I've never seen that species before.
I don't suppose you'd reconsider.
I don't think I can last much longer.
I don't think so.
I have no doubt.
I hear something.
I hope no one expects me to start up the generator. Smithers went down there and never came back.
I hope that odor isn't coming from you.
I hope those containment parameters are still nominal.
I hope those people in the Lambda Lab can get this under control.
I just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon, it should be coming up to you any moment. Now look to the delivery system for your specimen.
I just over heard a secure access transmission soldiers have arrived and they're coming to rescue us. Of course, I have my doubts that will live long enough to greet them.
I just want to get out of this alive.
I know we are hoping that Gordon Freeman can accomplish the launch, but he can't launch it after an emergency shutdown unless the all clear signal is uploaded to the Black Mesa air traffic systems,...
I must remember to report that fluctuation.
I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one.
I predicted all of this. You know all of it.
I really don't know.
I refuse to go another step.
I see you found the gluon gun. I hope it serves you better than it has me. I built the thing, but I can't bring myself to use it on a living creature.
I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going.
I suppose a security guard should know what he's doing. Let's go.
I suppose I can help.
I suspected this could happen, but the administrator just would not listen.
I was hoping you'd show up. You must get this powered cell charged and back up to Doctor Rosenberg. I'd help, but I'm hurt pretty bad.
I wonder if I should run that test again.
I would love to do that, but the aerial bombardment is made a wreck of my transmitter. The cables are severed. We'd have to aim it by hand and I'm getting high radiation levels in the transmitter D...
I'd give my right hemisphere for a few hours of sleep.
I'll be right behind you.
I'll stay here.
I'll wait right here.
I'll wait.
I'm afraid I've trapped myself here to escape those beasts. Will you be so kind as to operate that transporter?
I'm afraid these troops aren't going to make it. I hope you have better luck out there, or I fear none of us will get through this alive.
I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard analysis procedures today, garden.
I'm going to stay here and wait for my colleagues.
I'm not certain.
I'm not doctor Rosenberg.
I'm not so sure I want to go to the surface. What if the world finds out what we were doing down here?
I'm seeing predictable phase arrays.
I'm slowing you down, am I?
I'm sorry, but those doors will not open until we send the all clear.
I'm sure of it.
I've got to get out of here.
I've got to get out of here.
If I have to ride that tram one more time, I'm going to.
If you could make it up the elevator shaft, you should be able to get to the service. Try to send help and let the world know what has happened.
If you let us all die Freeman, you'll never get out of here.
If you would be so kind as to push the sample into the lift, we can start the experiment.
If you're waiting for the tram to sector G, then you're probably better off walking it. I over heard someone say that all the trends on this end of the facility are having problems.
In order to override it, the all clear code must be entered into the air control computer at the airfield directly over the central transit hub.
Interesting.
Is anyone else getting hungry?
Is someone there I? I can't see a thing.
It appears that containment system is completely failed.
It appears that you need medical attention right away.
It can't get any worse than this.
It wasn't meant to do this in the first place.
It won't shut down.
It's good to see another living human being.
It's highly probable that our luck will change, don't you agree?
It's much too unpredictable. Don't let it over charge.
It's not our fault, I tell you.
It's not too late for you, though. Grab some of this military weaponry and see if you can take that Osprey out of the Sky. At least that will stop their reinforcements.
It's probably not a problem probably, but I'm showing a small discrepancy in, well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds. Again, sustaining sequence.
It's ready, you must go now.
It's the inconclusive.
Killing me will in no way advance this situation
Kindly lower your voice.
Lead the way.
Let me help you.
Let me take care of that wound for you.
Let me tell you something else, I've seen a lot of spinal's and this guy is a fake. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.
Let's go.
Let's try this.
Lookout.
Loud Scream
Loud Scream 1
Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable, you know.
My God, what are you doing?
My goodness.
Nature made them. We were only studying them.
No no.
No no.
No please.
No, don't go that way.
No, I don't want to die.
No, I haven't. But a friend of mine.
No, I'm afraid I'm not doctor Rosenberg, but you'll still help me, won't you?
No, I'm afraid I'm not doctor Rosenberg.
No, it's good to see you.
No, it's too late. I can't do it. I can't, will never make it.
No, no, no, get it of me, get it off
No!
No! Stay back! Gordon!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not yet Freeman.
Nothing you need to worry about. Gordon had actually did go ahead.
Now now if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine.
Now where did I leave that shutdown procedure chart?
Of course not.
Of course you owe us nothing, Mr. Freeman. But you've come this far, you know, as much about these creatures as anyone.
Of course.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh dear, you've come just in time, but it may be too late for Gordon. Military forces are tracking his position with some success. Maybe you could destroy these tracking devices before Gordon finds...
Oh dear.
Oh Ho Ho Ho Ho all good.
Oh my God, we're doomed.
Oh my, for a second I thought you were one of them.
Oh my.
Oh no, you're one of the them. Can't we just get along?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh, I'll get the door for you. They should be able to get you back into the security database in the next room.
Oh, it's you. I thought it might be another of the administrators men there everywhere this morning.
Oh, you've woken up Corporal Shepherd Is It? I've read the tag on your uniform. I'm glad to see my life saving efforts weren't in vain. I can't say the same for him. I'm afraid you have been throug...
Oh!
OK, I hope you know what you're doing.
OK, I will wait here.
OK, I'll wait out here and watch for trouble.
OK, let's get out of here.
Once we were able to consistently create the teleporter field, we ran into new problems. You see, Mr. Calhoun Teleportation isn't as simple as going from point A to point B. We discovered a strange...
One at a time please.
Our sensors are too close to the anomaly to give us clean readings on the rift, we must use the Omega Satellite, but the satellite communications equipment has gone into an emergency shut down.
Out.
Over here.
Over here.
Overhead capacitors to 105%.
Perhaps?
Pit of death screaam
Please be still during the procedure. Don't worry doctor across it would only take a few moments.
Please don't kill me.
Please don't move while I scan for re registration into the security database, it will be over before you know it. Doctor green.
Please leave me alone until after the experiment.
Please leave me alone. I don't want them to hear us. If you want to escape, go through the canal.
Please leave me alone. I have very important work to do.
Positively.
Power to stage one emitters in 321.
Put that down it's a prototype.
Put that thing down whi, must you? Security guards always insist on playing with our prototypes.
Quick, it's about to go critical.
Quite look another headcrab
RAAAAAAA!
Rescued at last!
Rescued at last. Thank God you're here.
Right, I can't hold on much longer!
Right, something must be jammed. See if there's anything interfering with the lift machinery in the test chamber. Below, I'll continue trying to operate the lift from here.
Right?
Right?
Scientist Scream
Scientists, I'm saved.
Scream
Scream 2
Screeam
Secondary magnetic Chargers are active and functioning normally.
Shouldn't we try to capture a specimen?
Shouldn't you be guarding some Donuts and coffee right about now?
Shouldn't you be guarding something right now?
Shouldn't you be under the barrel now?
Shouldn't you be under the test chamber by now?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shutting down, attempting shut down. It's not. It's not. It's not shutting down and it did not.
Sneeze
Someone has hidden my glasses again.
Someone help, she's gone mad.
Sorry I'm leaving now.
Stage two emitters activating now.
STAHP
Stand by.
Standard insertion for a nonstandard specimen go ahead, Gordon slumped the carrier into the analysis port.
Stop asking that question.
Stop attacking, he's a friend.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Surely someone will come and rescue us.
Surprised Noise
Take me with you, I'm the one man who knows everything.
Tell him to stand back from the focal stage. That's it won't do him any good if he wanders into the beam.
Testing, testing everything seems to be in order.
Thank God someone with a weapon.
Thank God you're here.
Thank God, a security guard.
Thank you for releasing me. I can help you access any secured area in this lab.
Thank you we have much work to do here, but will keep in touch.
Thank you, Mr Freeman. You are Gordon Freeman, aren't you the one they're expecting in the Lambda complex? If you can figure a way past that gargantuan on the landing field and through the bunker d...
That shouldn't happen.
That smell is interesting.
That sound. What is it?
That way looks dangerous. I'm staying here.
That's odd.
The Administrator is very concerned that we get a conclusive analysis of today's sample. I gather they went to some lengths to get it.
The alien species can't possibly all be hostile cabinet.
The least they could do is let us where differing ties. I really don't understand this uniform policy.
The military cleanup is just a paranoid rumor, isn't it?
The sample was just delivered to the test chamber.
Theoretically.
There's something you should see.
These crab creatures have a unique parasitic strategy, don't you think?
They're waiting for you, Gordon in the test chamber.
This analysis is going to run perfectly today, don't you think?
This is all within theoretical limits.
This is as far as I go.
This is madness I'm getting out of here.
This is my hiding spot and I'm not moving until the situation is drastically improved. Now go away and don't tell anyone, I'm here.
This is the supply Depot for our first survey team. Quite a few handsome specimens were collected from the border world and brought back this way before the survey members started being collected t...
This Mr. Freeman is a long jump module created expressly for navigation in the world beyond. I certainly hope you received long jump training becausr once you're in Zen you will need it. I would ad...
This should help.
This should make you feel better.
This should shake up those grand Unification Boys.
Those things there. Everywhere we've got to get out of here.
Throat Clearing
Time I don't have anymore time if I'm not able to get my report to the administrator in the next hour, then my job will be in serious jeopardy and I'll make sure that mine is not the only one.
Ugh
Uh, I only know the ID number to Gordon's HEV suit. No others. Couldn't you just let me go?
Very good, I hardly noticed you move on to the next area.
Very good, will take it from here.
Waaaaaaa
Wait a minute and I'll let you in.
Wasn't doctor Keller looking for you?
Watt, you're leaving me here.
We all have retinal scanner access. Escort us to the lobby and we can get out of the lab.
We tried to warn them.
We were able to contact a number of other remaining scientists, so with any luck, some of them may make it here as well. We would have chosen the Lambda reactor for an escape, but the crew there is...
We'd like you to bring the anti mass spectrometer online and take it up to 80%.
We're almost there Freeman. Get yourself in position.
We've boosted the anti mass spectrometer to 105% but have gambled, but we need the extra resolution.
Well, do you have any idea what to do next?
Well, go ahead, let's let him in now.
Well, I seem to be seriously woon, did.
Well, I think it's rather stimulating, don't you?
Well, I'll let you out, but I'm warning you it's hell out there it's completely under military control. You'll have to sneak and fight your way from one end to the other. and I don't expect you'll ...
Well, if you think I can help.
Well, it's about time we don't pay you people to Mosey around at your own convenience. Make this thing work so we can get on with this miserable day.
Well, so much for the government. Their idea of containment is to kill everyone associated with the project. Judging from your hazard suit, I'd say you were part of what went wrong is not right now...
Well, the dimensional breach is definitely transmitting organic matter.
Well, there goes like grant money.
Were you in weapons research tool, I built the gluon gun, but I just can't bring myself to use it on a living creature. You don't look as if you have any trouble killing things.
What a peculiar order.
What is he doing in there?
What is that stench?
What the hell is going on with our equipment?
What you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?
What, no, that's an idiotic thing to ask.
When all the fighting started, I hid myself here. I don't think any of them above have survived.
Where am I? I've got to get out of here.
While this may be your idea of fun, I prefer long walks on a Sandy beach as the sunset.
Who are you? I've been waiting here for ages, hoping someone would come along.
Who can say?
Who is responsible for this mess?
Why are you asking me?
Why are you leaving me here?
Why didn't they listen?
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?
Why do you security guards always insist on bothering us?
Why just look at those peculiar markings.
Will we ever make it out of here?
With my brains and your bron will make an excellent team.
Woah
Worried grunt
Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change?
Wouldn't you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope?
Wow.
Wow.
Yawn
Yes, but with good reason. This is a rare opportunity for us. This is the purest sample we've seen yet.
Yes, I sincerely hope you know what you are doing.
Yes, I will follow you if you wish.
Yes, let's go.
Yes, of course. The drainage canal. I think that empties out somewhere near the freight yard. If we're lucky, we can make our way out of the facility from there.
Yes, OK.
Yes, so if you're willing, my colleague is waiting for you at the main portal controls. He will open the gates for you. Mr. Freeman. Do hurry.
Yes, this all looks nominal.
Yes, you could survive in that suit of yours very well. I will lower security on the satellite access elevator and you can go up into the Dome. I'll try to help you over the intercom.
Yes, you seem like someone I can trust.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You are completely wrong.
You are from the anomalous materials lab. Yes, I recognize you.
You are heading for the Lambda complex, aren't you? I was heading there myself until I wound up here and well, simply lost my nerve. Take one look through that door and you'll see what I mean. I'm ...
You aren't going softon that ethics issue again, are you?
You can probably push the power cell through the fence into the charging station behind me. Let me see if I can get out of the way.
You Can't Be Serious!
You can't be serious.
You have no idea what is going on, do you?
You know theoretically this is impossible.
You know you repeat yourself sometimes.
You know, this sort of reminds me of when I was involved in the space program. There was an incident with one of the chimps.
You look terrible.
You look terrible.
You with a brief gates, you've got to help me out of here.
You'll have to shut down the surgical unit first. Peters switched it on, but I'm afraid he never made it back.
You'll just have to wait until after the test.
You'll need me to activate the retinal scanners.
You'll need to push the sample card into the lift in order for the experiment to proceed.
You're going to have to leave me here, Gordon.
You're going to have to leave me here.
You've got to believe me. Freeman could be anywhere.
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