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Ah.
Cut this crap out.
Damn crazy old hag!
Did you know something? Sir, I don't know. Don't know you and I wish you wouldn't call here at my phone anymore. I'm just an old lady and I don't want to hear all that. Not just I don't care bout d...
Do you know who I am?
Get off my phone you sorry son of a bitch you!
Get oooooff!
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
How are you back on my phone? I told you quit calling me. I don't know who you are I don't know your name I don't know your number he will tell me I don't want anything to do with you here you are ...
Huh?
Huh?
I don't have a phone company credit for this coming from somebody's gonna get in trouble. I'm tired this nonsense.
I don't have no children at home you son of a bitch!
I hate you read it.
I I didn't called your number.
I told you you're dead, they don't have to come here. I don't know who you are. You won't tell me your name, your phone number, how are you going? Do you understand?
I'll be there in Stilwell, OK.
I'm a I'm 85 years old.
I'm not calling no work. You guys do the college please.
I'm sick and tired of you getting on my phone. You ever had crazy old *****
I'm sick and tired of you know head.
It's what?
Listen here, you crazy eat it. Do you know who you're talking to?
My phone room. I don't call people that I don't know.
Never call a cop.
No no no no no it's not. Harry isn't sending out right that tell you about leaving me alone.
No no no no no no no.
No no no no.
No, I don't burn out again on my phone after driving to talk to you, you look at the rebate.
No, I don't know who you are.
No, I don't think you do.
No, I'm not going to Missouri!
No, I'm not in any trouble, but you're gonna be in trouble. Pinot quicker and faster in Maine.
No.
Nobody.
Not do that again.
Oh
Oh yeah, damn.
Oh yeah, my phone.
Oh you got gotein doggy, whoever Sam here you are get out my phone is turned down now.
Oh, I'm gonna make you lick her back home. You sorry low down crazy person. Stay off my phone!
Oh, it's already cracked or eat it.
Oh, shut up you bastard!
OK.
Please don't call here again.
Quit calling here.
Right, I'm here.
Robert Chandler
Saturday, Sunday, Monday or whatever.
So I'm going at that phone phone company tomorrow. Here you come from. I don't hear anything. Oh, you are you?
Somebody wrong my number?
Son of a bitch get off my phone!
Stay off my phone
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Stuff.
That's what I'm doing here.
There you go, are you?
They do not. Lady call me, but he won't tell me her name is are you home? Are you alright now that kind of stuff and I don't know who she is or why she's calling me for.
Well, I haven't got no Internet.
Well, I I I didn't call nobody.
Well, I know.
Well, listen here.
Well, yes, I'm still here.
What if I told you about bringing this number all the time I don't know how you got it. I've got it under unlisted and I've asked you not to do that and I'm gonna turn you into phone company and yo...
What is my name?
What?
What?
Who are you?
Who do you think you calling?
Who lives in Tulsa?
Who's calling?
Why don't you tell me your name?
Why don't you tell me your name?
Why don't you tell me your name?
Why you calling my #4?
Would you got the wrong number?
Yes I'm back home. I have not not been away from home.
You better shut up. I'm not seeing the cops after you.
You get it over my phone.
You must have the wrong number.
You what?
You, I thought you know where you at now, not for me. So yeah no.
You're gonna be in trouble.