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Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
Are you going to pull those blasters or whistle Dixie?
Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?
Buzz inga.
Ceelo to your Mommy. For me.
Curious who and curious Sir?
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in awhile? Yes. Should not ****** with that's me.
Fill your hands you ***********
Go run crying to your Mommy.
Grandma's meat flavored candies.
Hassan Chop!
He's not supposed to be here, is he?
He's not supposed to be here, is he?
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I wonder if this escova sisters still live here. The Tasha and Nastier.
I'm back in the USSR baby.
I'm getting too old for this ****
I'm going to roast your nuts over an open fire. You flaming alien *****
I'm the kind of guy who drink a gallon of gasoline, so I could **** on your campfire.
If it bleeds, I can kill it.
If you can't keep up, don't step up.
If you were looking for the Kingdom of the crystal skull, don't bother Jonesy.
It's like deja vu all over again.
Let's dance girls.
Looks like San Francisco is a sanctuary for illegal aliens.
No way not possible, they said, but it's true.
Smells like someone cut the fro Maj.
Some men are destined never to leave Alcatraz alive.
Someone's gonna ruin this souffle.
The fifth element is always Duke.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
There are two types of people in the world. Those with a gun and those who dig. Now dig.
Trippy next time I have coffee I better add some cream and sugar.
Up there you are the law down here it's me.
Violence is a beautiful thing, isn't it?
What we do in life echoes in eternity. Here's your eternity you alien *****
Why so serious Sam?
Woo let some good it coffee.
Yeah, you're gonna need an ICU.
You're a disease and I'm the cure.
***** Nuts Mother ****