Duke Nukem: Zero Hour Soundboard Edit

A asshole.

A genius.

Ah.

And I thought Brooklyn was bad.

Blow it out your ass.

Come get some.

Come on, bleed for me.

Come on, get the lead out.

Cool.

Damn you all.

Damn you.

Damn, I love progress.

Damn, I'm good.

Damn, I'm looking good.

Damn, what a waste.

Damn.

Damn.

Dano.

Don't have time to play with myself.

Don't just stand there. Shoot something.

Don't worry.

Down boy.

Duke Nukem.

Excuse me for budging in.

For your last stand.

Forget the horse.

Game over.

Going down.

Going down.

Gonna rip him a new one.

Gotta find somewhere to stick this.

Groovy.

Guess I'm gonna have to shoot my way outta here.

Hail to the King, baby.

Hey asshole, time for your last stand.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Hmm, something very familiar here.

Hmm.

Hmm. It's a little too quiet.

I ain't going down on this.

I ain't got time to bleed.

I ain't ready for a gravestone yet.

I don't die that easy, boys.

I don't know what it is, but I don't like it.

I don't like it.

I gotta get outta here.

I hate bacon.

I need your clothes, your boots and your horse.

I was hoping I'd get some head.

I'd better blow this crack.

I'm about to blow a fuse.

I'm an ass kicker.

I'm going for the complete set.

I'm gonna bust you into chops.

I'm gonna get medieval on your asses.

I'm running out of time.

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

I've got a sinking feeling.

In your service lady.

Is that all you got?

It's too quiet.

Kids, remember, I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

Let's boogie.

Let's let off a little steam.

Let's rock.

Like to become an endangered species?

Looks like I'm gonna have to show you how it's done.

Looks like I'm in a world of ship.

Mess with the best guy like the rest.

MMM, that was good.

Next time, stay dead.

Nice piece.

No time for shopping.

No way Might catch something.

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Oh boy. Each clubber in time.

Oh, that's gonna hurt come winter.

Oops.

Or does it hurt?

Pain.

Pop quiz. Hot shot.

Quantum Mechanic.

Right.

Roll out the barrel.

Say goodnight to the bad guy.

See you in hell.

Smoke em if you got em.

Squeal, piggy, squeal.

Stay frosty, man.

Talk about dead heads.

That seriously pisses me off.

That's hard.

That's the kind of tale I don't need.

The original Cannonball Run.

There's a new sheriff in town.

They go through a little window shopping.

This ain't the tunnel of love.

Time flies when I'm having fun.

Time for some R&R.

Time to let some air out of your head.

Up, up and away in my beautiful balloon.

Want to know what I predict?

Wee.

Well, it looks like the crap has hit the fan.

Well, who better to rip a new one?

What am I supposed to use? Harsh language?

What are you waiting for?

What the hell was that?

What's got six legs and no head?

What's the difference?

Where somebody had a party and I wasn't invited.

Who the hell are you, my evil twin?

Who turned out the lights?

Who wants some?

Whoa, Mama.

Whoa, what a rush.

Yeah, piece of cake.

Yeah, piggy piggy.

Yeah, you're just what I'd expect to find floating in a sewer.

You don't get it.

You guys suck.

You in 30 seconds.

You moved.

You've got to do better than that.

Your face, your ass. What's the difference?

Zooey.

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