Respected Gentleman Superboard Edit

About 10 minutes.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Alright, you caught me. I haven't called you.

And how many of you are there?

And they're just playing a game.

And your name, please.

Anyway, goodnight.

Are you deaf and dumb?

Are you in the United States?

Are you the the family in are you in the eastern seaboard of the United States somewhere?

Are you this chap in Oklahoma?

Be impossible.

Be quick for God sake.

Brandon Chase good morning.

Brendan Chase

Brendan Chase

But I think that even if I had somebody in here, I mean the care and attention of cleaner, I suspect it's not. It's not likely to be as good as the attention that I paid her.

Bye bye.

Can I can I? Can I ask a favor please?

Can I have a conversation with you?

Can I help you?

Can I just explain to you telephone calls this afternoon? The latest one? This is the one that I'm talking. This is the one I'm speaking on now. OK, my telephone Rang and I ended up speaking somebo...

Can you hear me clearly now?

Can you hear me?

Chattanooga

Could I have your long credit card number please?

Could I have your name, please?

Disturbing my evening as well.

Do you have a foul mouth? OK, and I don't want to speak to you.

Do you think I'm ringing you, don't you?

Do you think you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you understand the fact I've told you on numerous occasions? I have not called you.

Do you understand what I'm saying to you?

Do you want the room or not?

Don't swear.

Don't use your an 85 year old woman and you're swearing at me, disgusting.

Don't you understand English?

Don't you understand what I'm telling you?

Feeling Kendall police station.

Fine.

Good evening.

Good morning, yes you wrong. Can I help you at all?

Goodnight

Goodnight

Got a major job.

Have a good day as they say in America.

Have you heard what I've just told you?

Hello can I help you?

Hello good morning.

Hello hello.

Hello, yes this sorry who is this?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hi, is this the chat that you just you just ring me again?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How dare you speak to me like that?

How many of you are there?

I am a doctor.

I am a very well respected doctor.

I am a very well respected individual.

I am doctor Chattanooga.

I am fed up having you say that are you know I'm fed up having you abusing me and calling me a liar. In effect, I have told you that I have not called you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am not calling you.

I am on drugs.

I am on drugs.

I am picking up the telephone becausw my telephone is ringing.

I am sitting here and I am getting my my telephone is ringing and I'm finding that I'm talking to people in America who think that I've made a call to them.

I am sitting here making drugs.

I am sitting here relaxing after a hard day's work.

I am sitting here relaxing on drugs.

I beg your pardon, I've just picked up my telephone and you are ringing me.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I beg your pardon.

I can't believe this.

I can't live like that.

I don't have a problem.

I don't have a problem. You know? What do you mean? What what's my problem?

I don't keep calling you.

I don't wanna wait anymore.

I have had a number of. I've picked up the telephone on about four or five occasions this afternoon, about half an hour ago and there was a man in Oklahoma who kept claiming that I had called him a...

I have just been on to the British Telecom in the United Kingdom here and I have explained to them I have explained to them on many previous occasions OK.

I have just picked up my telephone and because it's wrong and I'm just answering the telephone.

I have no idea who you are.

I have no idea why.

I have not called you. I have never called you.

I have not made a call to you.

I have not made a telephone call all day.

I have told you now just listen to me again. I have not called you. Do you understand English?

I haven't called you.

I haven't dialed you.

I haven't dialed you. I'm sitting here by the fire watching the television.

I haven't, I mean how many more times do I need to tell you? Don't you understand English? I have not called you.

I I have no idea.

I I have not made a telephone call.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom with the British Sir and a gentleman from Oklahoma.

I I I'm living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I I'm sitting at home in my house, in the Lake District of England.

I just can't believe that I just can't understand that at all.

I just think I just I'm working and I the telephone Rang and I've just picked it up.

I know it's not amusing. I've had people I've had the same problem with America, China, Switzerland already today.

I know it's very strange.

I know where Chattanooga raise, yes.

I know you keep saying that but don't you understand what I'm saying?

I know, but I've just had it. I've just been sitting here and I'm not making any telephone calls.

I know.

I live in the Lake District in the United Kingdom.

I live in the United Kingdom.

I lived in Cumbria in the North of England.

I mean, I've had cause I've had calls from Oklahoma this afternoon. I mean, you're that I've actually been on. I was, I picked up my telephone about 3 minutes ago and I was talking to a gentleman i...

I never go out to week. For instance, I've never been into the town to buy a Cup of tea, for instance.

I picked up my telephone and I seem to have I. I've had people on the other end of the line asking me for my sort code in my bank code that there were the Co op.

I really don't want to pick it up, thank you.

I said goodnight.

I simply picked up the telephone because my telephone Rang.

I think I've only got a single room available.

I think we've had a conversation already this evening.

I thought it had stopped.

I was talking to. I ended up talking to somebody in Cornwall under similar circumstance.

I welcome

I woke up several times during the night and wondered why on Earth I got myself into this. Another fine mess you've gotten into.

I'm absolutely amazed by that.

I'm getting telephone calls basically from various places in the world. OK, I'm getting other other people cutting into the the telephone into the call.

I'm gonna change good afternoon.

I'm in Cumbria.

I'm in Windermere in the Lake District. Where are you?

I'm not a machine, I'm a living person living in the Lake District in the United Kingdom in England.

I'm not an idiot. I am not calling you and.

I'm not calling you.

I'm not calling, you're calling me. I've just picked up the telephone.

I'm not giving you that information over the telephone.

I'm not going to apologize to you, it is not my fault. My fault. I have not dialed your number. I have no idea who you are and I don't want to speak to you.

I'm not sure, I'm not sure.

I'm out of my house at the moment. Could you bring back in about half an hour and then I'll just check my diary.

I'm sorry I can't stop it.

I'm sorry I can't take the booking then, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I can't understand what you're saying, sorry.

I'm sorry I don't have any single rooms left for that day.

I'm sorry I don't know who you are, who you are trying to speak to.

I'm sorry I haven't called you, I'm I'm in my motor car and my telephone is just wrong.

I'm sorry that you've been interrupted, but it is not my fault.

I'm sorry there's some sort of crossed line or mix up in the call. I'm actually I I I've had a phone call this afternoon and I picked the toilet, but I'm speaking to a lady in Cornwall in the south...

I'm sorry you've been disturbed. I was in bed with an 85 year old woman and a gentleman from Oklahoma this afternoon.

I'm sorry you've been disturbed. I was in bed with the British Sir and a gentleman from Oklahoma this afternoon.

I'm sorry you've been troubled and I'm sorry I've been troubled as well.

I'm sorry, but no well fellow.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry somebody has told me that there's somebody in I believe in America who is making these calls. I have not made call. It sounds as though you're in the United States. I have never made...

I've already been on to our national telephone company about this. To make complaints, I have had a lot of these calls, I'm afraid, OK?

I've been doing sort of improvements in the house.

I've been in touch with the British Telecom Service and they seem not to be able to do anything about it at all.

I've ended up speaking to people in Alaska, East Coast of the United States, and a variety of other places, but.

I've explained to you, Madam. I'm sorry I don't want to speak to you again.

I've had I've had this problem for a long time, America and all over the place.

I've had this happen to me quite often.

I've I've given up trying to find out.

I've I've had the phone ring here. I found that the people at the other end thought that I was calling them.

I've just been told we shall appear on YouTube or something like that.

I've no, I've no idea why it happens or how it happens.

I've told you I I don't, I can't, but I can't emphasize too often that I have not called you.

I've tried, I've I've rung. I tried to deal with this but I I really given up. I think I'm going to write to which magazine and just make some sort of comment, but she just ludicrous. I'm sorry bee...

I've tried, I've tried desperately to have drugs in the Lake District of England, and every time I've tried I've tried to get this extraordinary drug. There's a fault. I have no idea why I've had. ...

In fact you have just cut into a call, OK, between me and and and and and the gentleman in America.

In fact, I've ended up sitting here making drugs.

In Oklahoma

In the company in the Lake District.

In what regard?

Interesting.

Is that correct?

Is there anybody there?

It happens, happens to be on several occasions.

It is very strange.

It looks as though there's another call coming cutting in.

It's just a mystery.

It's not my fault, it's something wrong with the telephones.

It's something wrong with the telephone system.

Just just wondering.

Just listen to me.

Just wondering.

Just wondering.

Let me know.

Let's say I was invited to your house for the weekend.

My telephone has just rung and I picked it up. I'm repeating myself.

My telephone is just wrong and I picked it up.

My telephone rings. I'm about 10 minutes ago I was talking to the Police Department in Chattanooga, OK, and now my phone rings again and you're on the line.

Never made an international telephone call.

No idea who you are. I have no idea where you are and I have not made a telephone call.

No quite.

No, I'm not calling. You're calling me.

No, I'm not on drugs.

No, I'm sorry I didn't. I just picked up the telephone.

No, I've had this call already this afternoon. I am not calling you, you are calling me. I have just picked up my telephone.

No, it's not no.

No, no sorry. I'm I'm finding that you know this conversation is rather strained. Anyway, I'm sorry I.

No, no, no. I haven't called you. I'm sitting watching the television and you just called me.

No, no, no. I'm not saying that you've called me. I'm just saying that you your you have just come on to the line where I was actually talking to somebody else.

No.

No.

Obviously designed by a woman.

Oh

Oh

Oh God, not again.

Oh God.

Oh goodbye.

Oh my gosh.

Oh well.

Oh, let's say you've got people staying for four or five nights and the places that you know it's absolute tip you clean the room up because you think that's the professional thing to do. Migrate f...

OK yeah, well mine has two. OK I have not called you. I have not made a call this afternoon at all except to contact BT British Telecom to complain that I'm getting calls from America this afternoon.

OK, I'm terribly sorry to have been troubled too.

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