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Blades are both versatile and extremely well balanced. I was just thinking that, but with smaller words. But they're really straightforward, almost as if they were created on autopilot. Straightfor...
Bows are a really good fit for you. Yeah, I've been using them for a long time. They're well suited for ranged attacks and they split into blades for close combat. They're very well-rounded weapons...
Cannons are good for when things get frantic. Nothing gets the blood pumping like things that go boom. And a lot of cannons have shots that detonate when an enemy gets close. But don't worry, even ...
Did you know Staffs are generally more powerful from a distance? What do you mean by generally? Well, there are lots of different types of Staffs. Some of them are actually more effective at close ...
Did you know that there are a lot of different types of blades? So which one's right for me? Probably one with a lot of power, huh? But remember, that's useless if you can't hit your target. There ...
Different weapons can make you move faster or slower. That's why I like using claws. Yes, of any weapon type. They allow for the quickest movement. So which of the clauses fastest? Let me think. I'...
Have you noticed that arms have the shortest range of any weapon type? Ohh yeah. Boy is it a pain trying to get closer to enemies. You must be persistent in the face of adversity. Have you even use...
Hmm, what are you pondering there? I'm trying to think of new ways to use this bow. OK, for example, I could take the two blades and attach them to my feet. That would probably be awkward. Or I cou...
How are you liking that cannon pit? It's nice. Taking out lots of enemies with a single blast does seem convenient. Besides being extremely powerful, cannons also have a large blast radius. Yep, th...
How do you like that weapon pit? Feels good. Arms are particularly dynamic. Their long range capabilities are lacking, but they're top notch in close combat. I'll try my best to get close to enemie...
How's that palm working out for you? Ohh, it's great. It feels just like my own skin and it stays put just like my own skin. Do you think it might lose its seal if you take it into a hot spring? Ge...
I always forget how big clubs are. But they're not as heavy as they look. Bigger isn't always better. You know. Small things please small minds. The best things come in small packages. So do small ...
I love blasting through walls with clubs. Doesn't take a genius to use them. But even just swinging them can be really effective. If you swing them correctly, they'll deflect shots and they pack a ...
I see you have a blade there. Yeah, it's pretty versatile. Did you know that some people also call them strike blades? It's a blade you can use to strike from a distance, hence the name. I don't kn...
I see you're using a cannon pit now. This is a weapon worthy of the gods. Ohh, because God's love grenade launchers. What launchers? I don't know what you're talking about. A weapon that launches e...
I see you're using a palm. It's so convenient I don't even have to carry anything. That's because it's basically a tattoo. It's different from other weapon types. The ink feeds off your life force ...
Nice choice on the staff there. It's not the easiest weapon to use, but it packs a punch. Dash have the longest range, so they come in handy for sniping. You can even zoom if you double tap and hol...
Now that my friend, is a weapon, yeah, I'll smash anything that gets in my way. You do seem to have more of a presence with that army equipped. It's like how driving an SUV or a big truck makes a p...
So you're all equipped with a palm, huh? Yep, I've got it right here on my arm. Is it like a tattoo or more like a shirt sleeve? Well, from what I understand, it feeds off your life force to your s...
So, pit, have you gotten used to firing ranged attacks with that staff? Yeah. It's like I was born to shoot stuff with a stick. I still don't understand how it works, though. All of your weapons ha...
Still, clothes are your weapon of choice, are they? They're light, razor sharp, and fire super fast. They're nothing compared to my fingernails. Now those would rip you up. Wow, really? My nails ca...
Still, I see you've equipped orbiters. If you like those, you need to try the orbiters I made from my troop. You meant for your troops, right? Nope. These orbitals are made from my troops, so they'...
That bow meshes well with your look pit. Back in the day I only had a bow to use, but my old bow didn't split in two parts. It was pretty sad. That old bow was like shooting straws with a rubber ba...
These clubs are huge. Clubs are large, yes, but they're not as heavy as they look, right? Yeah, why is that? The magic inside that makes them lighter when held, but they're much heavier when you sw...
What do you think of those claws pit? They bring out a whole other side of me. I'm part Angel, part animal, ohh like a squirrel. You do have a certain bright eyed, bushy tailed energy. Or maybe you...
What do you think of those orbitals? Pit. It's weird how they just float there. Orbitals are physical manifestations of divine protective powers. While they can be used for attacking, they were ori...
Why do orbitals just float in the air? Would you like a little handbag to keep them in what I no, that's not what I'm saying at all. Orbitals generally fire two charged shots at the same time. If o...

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