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Zoolander is a cult-classic comedy film directed by Ben Stiller and released in 2001. This hilarious movie takes a satirical look at the fashion industry, following the story of Derek Zoolander, played by Ben Stiller, a dim-witted and self-absorbed male supermodel.

The cast of Zoolander is filled with talented actors and cameos from real-life fashion icons. Alongside Ben Stiller's Derek Zoolander, the cast includes Owen Wilson as Zoolander's rival-turned-friend, Hansel McDonald. Will Ferrell portrays the outrageously eccentric fashion mogul, Mugatu, while Christine Taylor plays Matilda Jeffries, a reporter who helps Zoolander uncover a nefarious plot.

The film also features performances from Milla Jovovich as Katinka Ingabogovinanana, Mugatu's loyal henchwoman, and Jerry Stiller as Maury Ballstein, Derek's hapless agent. Various other celebrities and models make appearances, including David Duchovny, Jon Voight, and Alexander Skarsgård.

Zoolander takes audiences on a laughter-filled ride as the dim-witted Derek Zoolander becomes embroiled in a plot to assassinate the Prime Minister of Malaysia. Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander, intending to use him as a mind-controlled assassin. However, a chance encounter with Hansel, a rival supermodel, helps Zoolander regain his senses and find a way to thwart the evil plans of Mugatu.

The film is known for its outrageous fashion shows, over-the-top characters, and memorable lines such as "But why male models?" and "Blue Steel." Zoolander became a comedic hit, beloved by audiences for its absurdity and clever satire of the fashion industry's shallowness.

If you're a fan of Zoolander or simply want to relive the hilarious moments, you can easily find and download the sounds and soundtrack of the film. The soundtrack features a mix of popular songs and original compositions that perfectly complement the movie's comedic tone. From Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" to Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax," the soundtrack captures the energy and spirit of the film.

Zoolander remains an iconic comedy that continues to entertain audiences to this day. It spawned a sequel, Zoolander 2, released in 2016, which reunited the core cast and introduced new characters into the mix. Whether you're watching for Ben Stiller's impeccable comedic timing or the many unforgettable fashion moments, Zoolander is a must-see film.

So grab some popcorn, settle on the couch, and immerse yourself in the world of Zoolander. And don't forget, you can easily play and download the sounds and soundtrack of this comedic gem here, ensuring an all-encompassing movie experience!

A "eugoogolizer"' One who speaks at funerals.
Abo Digitals
All I ever wanted to do was make you proud of me, Pop.
All I'm trying to do is get some background information on Mugatu.
And I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking
And the award goes to..
And then made your comeback...
Beef Headed
Before they hit it big with that song "Relax"'
Black Lung #zoolander #black lung #sick #cough #under the weather #not feeling well #coal mining #mines #minecraft
Born with perfect bone stucture #zoolander #ben stiller #derek zoolander #handsome #good looking #perfect body #perfect bone structure #sorry dad
Bottled Water Pour #zoolander #ben stiller #water #bottled #evian #fancy #cold
Break a leg, Derek.
Brother #brother from another mother #more meaningful #eulogy #funeral #ben stiller #bro
But it was crazy energy flying back and forth between you guys.
But who?
Come on, Derek. You're on.
Cool story, Hansel #cool story bro #pointless story #useless info #zoolander
David Bowie Might Be of Service #david bowie #ben stiller #walk off #judging #zoolander
Derek, I thought I told you to turn off your phone.
Derelick my balls #zoolander #hansel #ben stiller #owen wilson #derelick my balls #suck it #lick my balls #suck my balls
Did my pin get in the way of your ass? #oh im sorry #mugatu #will ferrell
Disqualified #david bowie #walkoff #zoolander #disqualified
Do what?
Don't Ask Questions
Don't you know I'm loco? #owen wilson #ben stiller #zoolander #derek zoolander #hansel #loco #im crazy #dont mess with me #bring it #crazy
Driving scene #zoolander #driving #car #models #road trip #zoom video background #zoom virtual background
Dude, how dope was last night?
Earth to Brint. I was making a joke.
Eugooglizer #eulogy #one who speaks at funerals #eugoogly #google #funeral #ben stiller
Eugoogolizer
Ewww
Gasoline Fight #ben stiller #death #accident #explosion #zoolander
Hansel, do you have a cosmetics case?
Happy #ben stiller #will farrell #hyponosis #relax #zoolander
Happy Happy Happy
Haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days?
He died when he was 29.
He exudes beauty.
He's absolutely right #absolutely right #correct #exactly #will ferrell #mugatu
He's like music.
Hey, Matilda.
Hey, Paco!
Hey, Pop!
Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Derek and Matilda.
Hold very still. Very still
Holy Moly! #johnvoight #zoolander #holymoly #wow #woah #impressive
How are we suposed to teach if they don't fit inside the bulding #education #school #learning #read #reading #too small #for ants #zoolander #stupid
I don't care, Hansel. I've never been late for a show in my life
I don't think so.
I Feel Like I'm Taking Crazy Pills! #crazy pills #will ferrell #zoolander #screaming
I feel really bad that good looking people like us...
I get farty and bloaty with a foamy latte #zoolander #mugatu #will ferrell #latte #foamy #bloaty #bloated #fart #farty #gas
I gotta go monk. Prayer. Pray to the Great Spirit.
I grip it and I rip it... I live it with a lot offlair...
I have deeper thoughts on my mind
I just didn't get it.
I just need to speak with Derek Zoolander, please!
I just wanted to make you proud #derek zoolander #zoolander #ben stiller #appease #proud #make proud #wanted to please
I think Katinka wants to kill you
I Think We Should Get Naked #owen wilson #ben stiller #sex #orgy
I told you I was sorry about that article.
I totally agree with you.
I'm a hot little potato right now #turned on #aroused #horny #hot little potato #will ferrell
I'm not your brah #zoolander #hansel #derek zoolander #brah #we aint bros #whatever #no longer friends #im not your brah #im not your bro
I’m not your bruh
In sweatshops on the Malaysian border
In The Good Old Days, Kids Could Work as They Pleased #wil farrell #ben stiller #child labor #capitalism #zoolander
It's a walk off
It's A Walkoff #billy zane #modeling #walk off #zoolander
It's Beautiful #beautiful #zoolander #derek zoolander #ben stiller #will ferrell #mugatu #so pretty #pretty #amazing
It's perfect. Invite him to be your guest of honor.
Just because we have chiseled abs...
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the fashion industry's biggest night...
Let me show you the future of fashion.
Let's just say I'll hold on to it till you get back.
Like helping people.
Look, I think I know what this is about...
Magnum #zoolander #derek zoolander #ben stiller #owen wilson #magnum #amazing look #holy moly #pose
Merman #zoolander #merman #cough #sissy
Moisture is the essence of wetness #moisture #wetness #wetness is the essence of beauty #ben stiller
More?
Nice comeback! #ben stiller #owen wilson
Not one little bit.
Not too many people read your little Time Magazine #time magazine #fake news #dismissive #ben stiller
Now you're talking, sister. If you want to know more, go to Pier 12.
Oh, try a couple years
Okay, but seriously, Matil. Is it all right if I call you Matil?
On the runway, you have one objective..
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! #zoolander #cheer up #frappuccino #frap #encouragement #orange mocha
Others go right
Over the past decade..
Prime Minister of Malaysia Bad! Martial Arts Good! #will farrell #ben stiller #zoolander #malaysia #martial arts
Putting together these background articles on Mugatu you asked for.
Ridiculously good looking #zoolander #good looking #ben stiller #handsome #looking good
Rufus, Brint and Meekus were like brothers to me.
Seriously? I just told you that a moment ago
Service Yourself
Shut up #zoolander #will ferrell #shut it #stop talking #mugatu #shut up
Shutup! Enough Already Ballstein! #shut up #shutup #quiet #enough already ballstein #zoolander
Slaves, Derek
So do I. It's a great way to lose pounds before a show.
So exclusive, no one knows about it...
So Hot Right Now #zoolander #hansel #mugatu #hot #hot right now #spicy #popular #fad #blowing up
So I guess you can "dere lick" my balls, capitan...
So when did you know you wanted to be a model?
So, they're gonna be hiding here. Let's show them a good time
Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
Stop it.
Surprise #ben stiller #coal mining #blackface #zoolander
Thank you, Lenny.
That's my son.
The olden days, when plays were movies
These are the pure breeds..
These perfect, beautiful..
They also show them how to dress cool..
They love that crap in Malaysia
They were like brothers to me
They'll be looking for us at Maury's, right?
Too Cool For School #zoolander #derek zoolander #hansel #owen wilson #too cool for school #too cool #suave #no school #school sucks #cool #conceited #arrogant
Turn off my phone?
Turn on computer
W Rizz
Wait.
We hear you loud and clear.
We'll all go bankrupt within a year
Wetness is the essence of beauty #ben stiller #beauty #tips #wetness #merman
What are your thoughts on that...
What do you want? #annoyed #bothered #ben stiller #go away
What is This? #zoolander #what is this #what #wtf #for ants #lol
What?
What?
What's going on?
Whatever #zoolander #derek zoolander #hansel #owen wilson #ben stiller #whatever
When I was in seventh grade..
When we were climbing the Mayan ruins?
Who am I?
Who's winning the match? #zoolander #football #match #score #game #whos winning #whats the score #the big game
Wihat the shit are you talking about? It's me... Maury..
With some cottage cheese, if you're hungry
Yeah baby #blue steel
Yeah!
Yeah!
You aren't too cool for school #too cool #newsflash #called out #be more humble #not as cool as you think
You can read minds? #read minds #bulimic #ben stiller #owen wilson #mind reader #hansel #zoolander
You could hurt yourself out there.
You guys really want to know the truth?
You just seem a little tense. I was trying to help you relax.
You Learn Martial Arts #ben stiller #will farrell #martial arts #karate #kung fu #zoolander
You really shouldn't be wearing your hair pulled back that tight.
You shut up now.
You're a Monkey, Derek #modeling #ben stiller #patton oswalt #photo shoot #zoolander
You're Dead To Me #zoolander #derek zoolander #youre dead to me #get out of here #dont care #whatever #dead #jon voight
You're dead to me, boy.
You're goddamn right he wasn't. But those two lookers..
You've got nothing! #zoolander #mugatu #will ferrell #ben stiller #nothing #what you got #youve got nothing #whatever
Your Ridiculously Good Looking
Zoolander Miner Strut #ben stiller #miner strut #confident #strut #zoolander
Derek, it's just a small... I don't want to hearyour excuses!
Do you have an opinion on that? You wanna hear an opinion?
Malaysia. Right.
No. Dude, be cool tonight. Come on
Oh, yeah. Where I thought...
Right on! All right, come on, over here.
That a boy, Maury. Hold on a second.
That's what I'm talking about. Derek, you're not a kid anymore.
Where am I? It's okay.
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