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A cold finger.
A martini, shaken, not stirred.
And since I don't know that, I need you out of my sight.
Bond, James.
But evacuated the area. That's the Admiral where he'd like bombs delivered.
But if you can take pictures in the dark with an infrared film, yes.
But only by the Eiffel Tower as well.
Call me James.
Calling your horses arse.
Causing death in 30 seconds.
Choose your next witticism carefully, Mr. Bond. It may be your last.
Crushed. I missed the Cold War.
Darling Money Penny.
Dissolves all metals.
Do you expect me to talk?
Energy centres.
Fair novel, Kira.
First things first.
Get back as soon as you can. We need you.
Get over here right away.
Goes by hot air.
Good afternoon.
Good morning.
Have you ever seen such a bunch of self-righteous arse covering prigs?
Have you noticed?
Hello, Felix.
Hi, friends call me James Bond.
How do you know? My friends call me Domino.
How much do you know about crocodiles Bond?
I discovered he had a crush on.
I doubt if she'll Remember Me.
I give him double O status and he celebrates by shooting up an embassy is the Mandy range.
I have to get down and defuse that detonator.
I haven't heard that one in a long time.
I I don't suppose you care to share that information with me.
I know the feeling.
I might have guessed.
I must have appealed to her maternal instinct.
I must say I found this business of equipping you in the field on the run as it were highly irregular.
I think he's attempting reentry, Sir.
I trust you can handle this contraption queue.
I understand you wish to see me.
I want you to take your ego out of the equation.
I wouldn't ask are we going to do about it?
I'll be there in an hour.
I'll definitely have to pay the visit.
I'll split it with you.
I'm glad I killed.
I'm having it patched directly to the White House and Buckingham Palace.
I'm hoping to break it.
I'm looking for Doctor Godhead.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure the overburden British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how the Special Ordinance section disperses its funds.
I've been. Waiting for you.
If it was so short, I was bent. She descended 00.
If you do need time.
If you fight at this close range, the bullet will pass through me and the fuselage like a blowtorch through butter.
If you find him, say goodbye from us.
If you just sign him, Mr. Bong.
If you tamper with it, we're going to blow up.
In a highly concentrated mixture of nitric and hydrochloric acid.
Inflicting the maximum amount of pain.
Is he?
Is that clever?
It seems Mr. Saul has lost himself in Havana.
It takes 8 pictures in rapid succession by pressing that button now.
It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles.
It's all right as long as you leave a small bare patch at the base of the spine to allow the skin to break.
It's pleasure.
It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car.
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Just a drink.
Just cleaning up a few details.
Just taking the Aston Martin out for a quick spin cube.
JW let me have a word with you.
Keep in touch.
Live and let die.
Live to fit the fuel line.
Look after Mr. Bond.
Looks more fitting for a woman.
Maybe you've been down here too long.
Mr. Bond.
My dear and cooperative Domino.
My friend, she's got your dangling.
My God, what's Bond doing?
My name is Bond. James Bond.
My name is Bond. James Bond.
My name is Pussy Galore.
Never killed me.
No wonder your relationships don't last.
No, I know little about women.
No, thank you.
Now here's something I want you to use with special care.
Now take a fountain pen.
Now this follows from London, England.
Now this one I'm particularly keen about.
Of course you are.
Of the girl with the cello.
Oh, very good.
Ohh no.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh, he had to fly.
Ohh, I've always tried to keep them at arms length myself.
Ohh, it's lost its shell.
On whose side?
One of these days we really must look into that.
One pain unbreakable glass, one standard issue ringing finger.
Our whole organization depends on our keeping those promises.
Out of gas.
Pay attention 007.
Project to secure joking.
Remind her.
She died of skin suffocation.
So this is where they keep the old relics in high.
So you want me to be half monk, half hit man?
So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money.
Some kind of doomsday machine boy.
Something we're making for the Americans. It's called a ghetto blaster.
Sometimes fighting fish Fascinating creatures. Brave, but of the whole stupid.
Spider touch.
Stan gas effective range Ohh about 5 feet.
Such as drinking? Don't burn your own 53 of other temperatures 38 degrees Fahrenheit.
Take a giant step for mankind.
Thank you, Money Penny.
That bitch is dead.
That doesn't matter.
That last hand.
That's as bad as listening to The Beatles without earmarks.
That's supposed to mean.
The advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time.
The bitch is dead.
The carbon will depressurize will both be sucked into outer space together.
The heart.
The name is Bond James Bond.
The name's Bond. James Bond.
The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs.
The thought had occurred to me.
The ultimate in British engineering.
Then pump her for information.
Then you've learned your lesson.
There never will be anybody but you.
They don't care what we do, They care what we get photographed doing.
They've all knew that were true of you. And I have money, Penny.
This is James stuck at the London Financial Times.
This is now being issued as standard equipment.
This is the first joint venture between our two countries.
This orientates any normal person for about ohh 30 seconds.
Three more ticks, Mr. Goldfinger would hit the jackpot.
To take care of me personally.
Twist So.
Twist the top.
Ultra high frequency single digit Sonic agitator unit.
Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver if necessary.
Vodka martini shaken, not stirred.
Wait till you get to my teeth.
We do not tolerate failure #3.
We won't see him till dawn.
We're not like Country Club 007.
Weapon, please.
Welcome. Please fasten seat belt and obey all instructions for a safe trip.
Well, I. I suppose my silence could have a price.
Well, the new Miss Galore.
Well, we got a cage strong enough to hold the animal like you here.
Well. I must say, you become more beautiful every day.
Whatever you do, don't touch it.
Where exactly did this mysterious GPS signal come from?
Where the hell is it?
Which is covered in paint gold paint.
Which would certainly bear closer inspection.
Whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.
Who is she?
Who the hell do they think they are?
Why did you break off the encounter with my pet Python?
Why should I need more time?
Will do.
Wish I could make you vanish.
With special care.
Wrong. James Bond.
Yes, I know, but that's an underwater camera.
Yes, my name is Bond. James Bond.
You believe in bad luck.
You get your clothes on. I'll buy you an ice cream.
You have an assignment.
You know a lot more about planes than guns.
You know why not?
You know, I never even look at another woman.
You know, on the third finger of your left hand.
You said something about him coming down together.
You see the cheerleader here?
You see, by pulling out this button, Sir, it turns the watch into a hyper intensified magnetic field.
You should try it.
You think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits.
You want it? You keep it old budget.
You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
You're not a sportsman, Mr. Bunn.
Your file shows no kills.
Your new transportation.
007 alive.
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