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Home > Serious Sam's Dialogue - Serious...
Ah, fresh air.
Ah, it's just what I've always wanted.
Ah, my old love.
All right, who wants some?
Am I the man or am I the man?
And I thought I saw the last of you.
Come on, I have enough lead for all of you.
Come on, just try to hurt me now.
Come on, you ugly freaks.
Come over here, you stupid headless freaks.
Crow team owns.
Die When I kill you.
Double your gun, double your fun.
Finally, some sci-fi mumbo jumbo.
Good morning, Babylon.
Here comes trouble.
Here we go.
Hey guys, let's play hot potato.
Hey, didn't I kick your ass 2 rooms back?
Hey, where you going? Don't have a party without me.
Hey, you look familiar. I think I killed your brother in the last game.
I hate crates.
I hate running backwards.
I need a vacation.
I smell some serious firepower around here.
I won't pass by. Let's fight.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I'm ready for some serious carnage.
Just what the hell was that anyway?
Let's get out of here.
Let's raise the rhythm.
Let's rock'n'roll.
Liftboy, this isn't my floor.
Look at the size of that thing.
Look enough lead for everybody. Ha ha ha ha.
Look, ma, I'm a lumberjack.
Looks like it leads to the surface.
Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers.
Man, you are ugly.
Mini gun for maximum pleasure.
My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend. Ha ha ha God, who writes this stuff?
No, I got your ticket to hell.
No, I'm seriously serious.
Not again.
Not again. Who's your daddy?
Now that's a lot of bull.
Now that's some serious firepower.
Now this baby should warm things up a bit.
Now this is what I call a gun.
Now you'll dance my tune.
Now you're all fired.
Oh my God I killed all pinkies brothers.
Ohh God, never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers.
Ohh yeah shake baby shake. But I ain't gonna quake.
Ohh yeah, finally some dark dungeons.
Ohh yourself.
Ooh La La I love this one.
Party time.
Ready for a battle?
Rocket Ranger ready to rock it.
Rocket roll.
Rolling stone
Sam. I am.
Say hello to Papa.
Serious weapons for serious people.
Seriously man, this isn't funny.
Seriously, is that the best you can do?
Singing in the rain
That's right. It's all in the wrist.
The doorman should wear a suit.
These guys have seriously lost their heads.
They always said two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?
They never learn.
This is getting serious.
Those Babylonians were totally crazy.
Time to inflict some serious pain.
Wait for me, Montezuma's. Here I come.
Well, you're a bigger and aren't you?
What are you screaming for? The pain hasn't even started yet.
What are you waiting for? A1 liner?
What is this? Looks like a boxing glove.
Who turned out the lights?
Whoa, serious speed.
Whoo, let's go bowling.
Whoo. I wish my TV had a stand like that.
Woohoo, this is my lucky day.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
You bastards.
You may be big, but I'm serious.