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Home > Master Guns - Halo 2...
All right.
Are you listening to me?
Bingo.
Chief, stand in the Red Square.
Come on now, is that a weapon or a flashlight?
Duh.
Everything checks out.
Get the hell out of my Armory, split lip.
Go ahead and look at each of the four lights, chief.
Go ahead and stand in the Red Square. It'll just take a minute.
Go ahead and use that switch in front of you.
God Dang it.
His armors were confined, Johnson.
His armors work can find Johnson to shut your chili hole.
Hit the switch. It won't hurt much.
I'll leave your targeting set to invert.
Inhibitors are definitely off. You should be able to walk around.
Look at the bottom light, son.
Look at the lights, Chief, 1 by 1.
No.
Now look at the bottom line.
Now the bottom one.
Ohh.
OK, let's test your targeting first thing.
OK, now it's back to normal.
OK, now it's inverted.
Please look at the lights again, son.
Please look at the top light.
Press. The button. Jillian Hall.
Stand by, I'm gonna offline the inhibitors.
Stop busting my balls and step in the damn square.
That's it.
The diagnostic software sets your targeting system to be inverted.
The diagnostic software sets your targeting system to be normal.
The switch right in front of you will start the shield test.
This is important. You could at least look at me while I explain it.
Tracking looks sketchy. I'm gonna run you through the full diagnostic.
Well, I guess it was all obsolete anyway.
You have to look at each light until it turns green.
You have to stand in the Red Square before we can start the test.

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