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1. Hello and again Welcome to Apeture Science
2. You are doing very well
3. Welcome to Test Chamber 4
4. While safety is one of many goals
5. Please note we have added a consequence for failure
6. This next test chamber is impossible
7. You appear to understand how a portal affects momentum
8. We promise to provide a safe testing envirionment
9. You have managed to trap yourself in this room
10. This next test will take a very long time
11. You have managed to ensnare yourself
12. No further compliance information is required
13. Cake will be available
14. Live fire course designed for military androids
15. Weighted Companion Cube
16. You will be baked, and then there will be cake
17. Please do not attempt to remove testing apperatus
18. Do not destroy vital testing apperatus
19. You will drop the device in the equipment recovery annex
20. There really was a cake...
21. I know you're there
22. I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you
23. Hello Can you hear me
24. Didn't we have fun, though
25. Oh I'm going to kill you
26. You're not a good person
27. Okay we're even
28. Well you found me
29. Timeout for a second
30. You are kidding me
31. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you yet
32. Curiosity Core
33. Knowledge Core
34. Anger Core
35. I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior
36. You think you're doing some damage
37. Are you trying to escape
38. Look, we're both stuck in this place