Russian Badger - Waze GPS Edit

Accident up ahead?

All right, for the last time, start your car and start driving.

All right, let's go.

All right, start driving, dipshit.

All right. Start driving.

And 200 meters.

And then?

At that roundabout.

Continue straight.

Did you know that you have rights? Your license says you do, so start driving.

Exit left.

Exit right.

Hazard up ahead.

I am rerouting your ass.

I got to record six of these star driving lines. What the fuck?

In 0.1 miles.

In 1/4 mile.

In 400 meters.

In 800 meters.

In 1500 meters.

In half a mile.

In one kilometer, whatever that is.

In one mile.

Keep left.

Keep right.

Let's get it started.

Make a motherfucking, uh, turn.

OK, start your car and drive 'cause that's the only way you can go anywhere in America.

Police freeze.

Red light camera reported.

Speed camera up ahead.

Start driving your car.

Take the 4th exit.

Take the 5th exit.

Take the 6th exit.

Take the 7th exit. Are you serious?

Take the first exit.

Take the second exit.

Take the third exit.

Toyne, left.

Traffic up ahead?

Turn right.

We're here.