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Home > Tom Cruise - Waze GPS
A crash has been reported that may have been us.
A hazard has been reported. I'm bringing back up.
And then?
At the roundabout.
Continue straight.
Details regarding today's activities are classified, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Exit left.
Exit right.
I feel the need the need for speed, but let's not go more than 10 over the speed limit, OK?
I need your help on a mission. Come meet me. I'll give you directions.
I will give you directions when I am good and ready. You got that?
In 0.1 miles.
In 1/4 of a mile.
In half a mile.
In one mile.
It's the POPO. Maybe slow down a bit.
Keep left.
Keep right.
Looks like we're coming up on heavy traffic. I'll come through with the helicopter.
Looks like you made a wrong turn. No worries, I'll reroute you.
Red light camera head. You can try going super fast so the photos blurry and they can't read the plate number.
Show me the money and in return I'll give you directions.
Speed Camera ahead. Let's see if we can break a record.
Take the 4th exit.
Take the 5th exit.
Take the 6th exit.
Take the 7th exit.
Take the first exit.
Take the second exit.
Take the third exit.
Turn left.
Turn right.
Turn this car around.
We have a new mission. I'll direct you to the meet up location.
Whatever you do today, give it your all. Let's go.
You complete me and I'll help you complete the journey to your destination.
You made it. Hurry inside and I'll brief you on the mission.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to follow my directions to your destination.

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