Jimmy Fallon Soundboard
Fallon was the host of the late-night talk show Late Night with Jimmy Fallon from 2009 to 2014. See also: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, List of Jimmy Fallon games and sketches, List of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon episodes (2023), List of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon episodes (2022), and Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon.
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Alright, monkey? Yeah, everything's good.
Because he's one of the coolest people in history and I wanna be like him. I've asked Harrison Ford to Pierce my ear.
But they don't. They're called Doritos because they're a triangle. They're not called Doritos. They're called dope Doritos, Doritos Doritos Doritos. Doritos. Yes, they are right Doritos. They're ca...
Did you ever think that you'd be stuck with me for the rest of your life? You do one movie with me and you're like, this guy is the one I'm gonna the rest of. I can't now we're stuck together, than...
His dad said. Have you heard of this thing called YouTube? It it has the Eagles on it.
I don't know if, you know, picked out delivery place. Yeah, you can't buy stuff there. They have to deliver the door and they're like, ohh buddy, yeah, the guys like we don't sell stuff here. You h...
I keep a fork in my purse just in case cake happens. Yeah.
I tweeted out my dad, my mom, some stranger was giving my mom the Heimlich in a restaurant and my dad said, hey, mind your own business.
I was in the hospital because I had, you know, my finger almost got ripped off, so I was in the ICU for like 10 days. My mom came to visit. You know, I have oxygen all over this and something happe...
It should be illegal to let Netflix ask. Are you still watching? Yes, Netflix. I am, in fact, still watching my eighth straight episode of Grey's Anatomy. Leave me alone. Yeah.
It's been amazing to follow and and and exciting because you you say some shocking things.
Kobe was such a life force, so strong and creative and inspired that in my head I thought that he was gonna live forever.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Donald Trump.
Life is like a clown. When it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.
Oh my God.
Ohh no, no no no no no no no no no no no. That man go on in there.
She said. I am happy that your show is funny. Thanks. Why do you sing? Why are you funny? Well, I I I guess I'm funny because I I try to sing and. And I sing because I try to be funny.
She says my day pronounced the L in salmon, and I said out loud. Well, you're not the one.
She says. My dad told me the ice cream truck played music when all the ice cream was gone.
So our first kid letter comes from Connor. He is 10 years old. He writes a hi missus Fallon. Ohh Connor ohh man.
Surround yourself with good people. That's what. That's some you know every great person has said that you know so it's the truth. And no matter what age, whenever you figure it out, you go ohh and...
Thank you, Hillary Clinton, for possibly becoming the 1st president. I would have said female, but someone deleted the e-mail.
Thank you, President Obama's birth certificate. He used to carry you around and prove he was American. Now he needs to carry you around to prove he's only 54.
They say I was on my lunch break with one of my colleagues who had a crush on in the middle of our conversation, he raised his hand and I went in for a high five. Turns out he was just waving to hi...
This one's from at Mrs. Lauren Thomas, she says. I put sunscreen on my 4 kids, but one came back burnt. Turns out I lathered one kid up twice. There you go. Not paying attention, you know, over her...
Yeah, that was fun, man.

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Jimmy Fallon Soundboard

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Fallon was the host of the late-night talk show Late Night with Jimmy Fallon from 2009 to 2014.
See also: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, List of Jimmy Fallon games and sketches, List of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon episodes (2023), List of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon episodes (2022), and Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon.

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