Major League Soundboard Edit

Bad roster #movies #never heard of them #past their prime #baseball

CLE Final Game

Cleveland Sports Fan #told ya #losing #disappointed #indians #cleveland #over #finished #i told you #done #lost #cant watch

Dynamite drop in Monty #bob uecker #major league #monty #broadcasting #announcing #rebuttal #nailed it #comeback #reference #input #commentary #response #dynamite drop in

Get him a uniform #baseball #combine #training #athletic #prospect #potential #prowess #suit up #activated from disabled list #lou brown

Give him the heater #forget about the curveball #ricky #rick vaughn #fastball

I don't know..

I don't think it's that important #not that important #not important #not a big deal #insignificant #doesnt matter

I look like a banker #major league

I've been cut already? #spring training #major league #wesley snipes #willy mays hayes #tryouts

Indians Win #safe #safe at home #willie mayes hayes #slide #cleveland indians

Jake Taylor #major league #baseball #cleveland indians #jake taylor #cleveland #yankees #call #piss off #not interested #calling #hungover #catcher

Just a bit outside

Listen to this Crowd #empty stadium #low turnout #bad attendance #no fanbase #bob euchre #harry doyle #indians mlb

Little man, they look nice. I had a pair just like them.

Maybe Things Will Turn Around for the Indians #cleveland indians #new season #mlb #baseball #harry doyle #bob euchre

Nice catch ..

No way. Too high. Too high

Ohh interesting.

Pedro Cerrano #curveball #indians #baseball

Rachel Phelps will never allow that to happen.

Read these letters for me.

Rick I'm not going to beat around the Bush here.

Safe! Safe! #major league #baseball #safe #slide #umpire

Still a stunner. Thanks.

Strike out #major league #charlie sheen #cleveland indians #strikeout #strike 3 #baseball

Suck my Dick.

That guy she was with, I mean, I'm sure the close personal friend and all, but tell me, what was he doing wearing her panties on his head?

That Guy’s Got a Family to Think About #hit #hurt #injury #baseball #mlb

The Indians win it! #major league #cleveland #indians #win #victory

These guys don't look too fucking good.

They got chili dogs over there? #major league

They'll blow it in the 9th #blown save #baseball #major league #rally #comeback #pessimistic #cynic #9th inning #party pooper

They'll blow it in the playoffs #major league #negative #naysay #pessimistic #debbie downer #doomsday #cynic #killjoy #playoffs #sourpuss #party pooper #baseball

Too high? What does that mean, too high? #major league #baseball #too high #home run #its gone

Two down, a man on 1st, and the Indians clinging to A1 run lead.

Two, these guys think they are.

Up your butt, Jobu #major league #cleveland #indians #jobu #slump #lose #loss #defeat #jobus rum #baseball #voodoo

Vaughn in deep trouble here with Clue Haywood, last year's American League home run chap at the plate.

We Don’t Know Where He Played Last Year #harry doyle #willie mays hayes #helluva job #heckuva job #no name player #unknown #baseball #mlb #indians

We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son #sleeveless jersey #baseball uniform #caps and sleeves #rick vaughn #wild thing #major league #baseball #charlie sheen #crotch grab

Well, I'm not sure I can make it by then.

What do you mean sit in the car and wait for it to come out?

What happened to the new Whirlpool we were supposed to get?

What I think of your contract #contract #agreement #piss on contract #legal terms #major league #roger dorn

Wild Thing Entrance #indians #winning #wild thing #ricky vaughn #wild thing you make my heart sing #you make everything groovy #charlie sheen

Win the whole fucking thing #win the whole damn thing #win this thing #win

Winning Streak #baseball #indians #win #streak

Yeah, I guess what's? Best for the team.

Yeah, we got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

Yeah. I heard you were engaged. Congratulations.

Yeah. You ohh boy. Oh you really got a hold of that one.

You get a red tag in your locker means the manager wants to see you because you just died and went down to the minors.

You had to open your stance a little. They're pitching you inside.

You know you've done a great job this year.

You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant type places.

You know, you had a hell of a road trip. You nearly pulled that one out today.

You never showed up, but the doorbell rang once and we all got real quiet and hid behind the furniture.

You put snot on the ball.

You really believe that, don't you? I know it.

You wanted to talk to the bitch, yeah.

200 pushups I'm not supposed to hit if I can't lift my arm.