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Home > Xbox - Cars Mater-National Championship...
A feeble attempt.
A queen. If there's cars ahead of you, you're not in first.
Ah, offsides.
Ah, so this is what Chick feels like?
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All right. Good eyes, good eyes.
Alright. Angie.
And another spectacular move by guess who.
And Lightning moves up through the pack. What else is new?
And McQueen overtakes another one. I love doing that.
Brace for impact.
Can I pass you already?
Capital.
Champion forever. I can fly.
Chappelle.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Chow.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Ciao.
Come back, Come back.
Come on back. Best out of three, OK?
Come on guys, wait for me.
Come on, did you really think you could keep that pace up forever?
Come on, don't you have an image to help hold?
Come on, focus, McQueen.
Come on, home team, you got turf to protect.
Come on, I've outrun paparazzi faster than you.
Come on, McQueen, you're moving like pond water. Pond water does not move.
Come on, the bolt. Watch the bolt.
Come on. I'm ready for anything. Bring it on.
Coming through.
Could Ciao.
Could you?
Could you?
Cup.
Devastating.
Do you know what perfection means you're looking at?
Don't feel bad, you've been passed by the best.
Don't feel bad. This is Lightning McQueen you're chasing.
Don't get even. Get out in front.
Don't worry about it. You got Lightning McQueen on your team, remember?
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Easy.
Entertainment style and ohh yeah first place what more could you?
Entertainment, good looks and ohh yeah first place. What more could you want?
Fear the bolt.
Gangway.
Get Joe.
Getting pretty good at this teamwork thing.
Go ahead, I dare you to try that again.
Good show.
Gotcha.
Great McQueen. That is not a passing grade.
Had enough?
Happens to the best of them right here, so I hear.
Hello.
Here comes 900 horsepower.
Here comes 900 horsepower.
Here goes the paint job.
Here's a shock to your system.
Hey guys, what can I say? Winnings. My destiny.
Hey man, anything can happen.
Hey, don't be that way.
Hey, it's OK Losing doesn't automatically make you loser, right?
Hey, just protecting the.
Hey, no problem. It was an honor to beat you.
Hey, objects in the mirror may be closer than they appear.
Hey, this isn't how the story goes.
Hey, wait up.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm.
Hmm. Ah.
Hold it.
Hold on a second. That's not supposed to happen to me.
Hold on, let me get into character here. The bolt is ready.
How?
Huh.
Huh. Maybe I could use that move for a victory dance.
I am a Thunderbolt.
I dare you to try that again.
I don't take it so hard. It's my job to catch up with the other guy.
I eat losers for breakfast.
I felt nothing.
I I don't know what to say it's not possible.
I know it's my track, but you don't have to let me win.
I love being me.
I meant to do that.
I'm faster than fast. I'm quicker than quick. I'm lightning.
Impossible.
It's all in the preparation.
Just keep doing your best. That's all you can ask of yourselves.
Just so you know, I was distracted.
Keep it together.
Kids, don't try this at home.
Lightning McQueen is quicker than quick.
Lightning Strike.
Look at China.
Look close.
Looking good out there, Ramon.
Losing focus.
Make sure he detail it. You mean I'm not sparkling?
Man, I had the home track advantage.
Massive damage.
Move.
Mr. McQueen, unacceptable.
Newsflash winners usually pass other cars.
Nice.
Nice.
No one trashes Monster McQueen.
No one's going to remember that tomorrow, right?
No problem. You're just setting up a big triumphant moment for me.
No you don't.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.
No.
Not good.
Not in my stadium, you don't.
Nothing can stop me.
Now that's just wrong.
Now what?
Now you're making me mad.
Objects in the mirror are bigger than they appear.
Oddly enough, I don't have any limitations.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Ohh and I was just having fun.
Ohh my racing headquarters will be so glorious. What?
Ohh pure luck.
Ohh race fans, what an upset.
Ohh too close.
Ohh well what just happened?
Ohh why you gotta be like that?
Ohh yeah I am good.
Ohh yeah I like that one. A nice little two step.
Ohh yeah what a rush.
Ohh yeah, I'm the Bolt. Ohh yeah. Wow, that's hard in your voice.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah.
Ohh yeah. Lightning's ready.
Ohh, fear the mighty bald.
Ohh, gotta make up some time now.
Ohh, I hope no one saw that.
Ohh, it's nice to be me. Ohh yeah.
Ohh, now you're making me mad.
Ohh, that does it. Here I come.
Ohh, that was close.
Ohh, that's it. It's Showtime.
Ohh, there's more where that came from.
Ohh, where'd you come from?
Ohh, you like that? Have some more.
Ohh, you like that. Here have some more.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohio.
OK, maybe it's time to go back to my other tires.
OK, now pay attention, I'm only gonna do this once.
OK, OK, Temporary setback.
OK, say it with me, folks. Catch you.
OK, who's ready to go win a race?
OK. Color me impressed.
OK. Nice seeing you.
One for the fans.
One for the ladies.
Ouch.
Pack your trunk, pal. You're going home.
Ping.
Power.
Rematch.
Remember, folks, nothing soothes a rusty bumper like Rusties.
Right where I want.
Shopping.
So you know, it's better to be a leader than a follower.
Somehow I saw that going differently.
Sometimes you got to follow if you're ever going to lead.
Sorry, just need my space.
Sorry, you're gonna have to be faster than that.
Stay back, folks. I'm a trained professional.
Terrific. That's just great.
Thanks folks. We'll be here all week.
That does it. Here I come.
That's right, flee before the awesome might of the bolt.
That's right. There's no me and teamwork. Wait, yes, there is.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what you think?
The Bolt is victorious.
The bolt owns you.
The mighty monster McQueen bows to no one.
There's fast and then there's fast. Guess which one you.
This cannot be happening.
This is not good for my image.
This is what you came to see folks, right?
This won't hurt a bit.
To be honest, could have done it with my eyes closed.
Too bad you just got struck by light.
Tower before Monster McQueen.
Trophies calling. Gotta go.
True. True. Through a Chow Chow.
Try new maximum strength rusties.
Trying to catch me? Uh, you know I do this for a living, right?
Turn left to go right, no right to go left.
Um, this way, Captain Relay.
Unacceptable.
Wait, there's a car ahead of me. What's going on?
Watch it.
Watch out.
Well, folks, I guess the road to success is always under construction.
Well, not bad. I'll give you that one.
What are you doing?
What first place? Again, no.
What?
What?
What?
Where are you supposed to be? A champion or something?
Where do you come from?
Who now?
Who's bad? I'm bad.
Whoa, whoa, I'm over here.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Ramona is like a dancing machine.
Woohoo, Hurray.
Wow, nice view from U here.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, I am speed.
Yeah, right on schedule.
Yeah, Showtime.
Yeah, you want to see what 900 horsepower looks like?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Let me hear.
Yep, I'd say we're about done here.
Yes, cower before the fearsomeness of the bolt.
Yes.
You again. Bye.
You can chase a tornado, but you can't chase lightning.
You dare strike the ball?
You did come here to race, didn't.
You just got struck by lightning.
You mess with McQueen, you get the.
You never know where lightning will strike.
You wanna get stopped?
You want to make me work for this, OK?
You wanted it, you got it.
You're in for a shock.
You're not afraid of a little lightning, are you?
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